History Tropers / Oldmanyoshi

Contrary to the name, oldmanyoshi is not an old green dinosaur, or even male. She ''is'' a eccentric Jewish girl who loves science fiction, cheesy LifetimeMoviesOfTheWeek, and her cat Biscuit, even though the feeling is not mutual. Her modus operandi is to procrastinate, freak out, and then do whatever it is in the weirdest way possible. You can call her Ace.

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!!This troper provides examples of:

* TheAntiNihilist
* AmbiguousDisorder: Downplayed. Ace thinks she may have atypical autism, but has not been professionally diagnosed.
* BeautyMark: She has a one by the corner of her mouth, although it's more of a freckle than a mole.
* BuffySpeak
* CuteBookworm: Considers herself one, at least.
* CatchPhrase: "I'm calling the police."
** Also "Hello, darkness my old friend."
* {{Dandere}}
* DeterioratesIntoGibberish: Happens to Ace more often than she'd like.
* DeadpanSnarker
* DoesNotLikeShoes
* DontYouDarePityMe: Ace refuses to tell people about her CHD for fear being pitied.
* EverythingIsSexist: PlayedForLaughs
* FauxActionGirl: Ace says "You wanna go?" an awful lot for someone who has never been in a fight before.
* FreudianExcuse: Her anger issues stem from her mother's verbal abuse.
* HatesSmallTalk
* HeightAngst: Ace is 5"1'. Barely.
* ItCantBeHelped: Often Ace's attitude toward life, but not always.
* JewishAndNerdy
* JewsLoveToArgue
* LikeGoesWithLike: If Ace marrys, you can be sure he'll be a Jew (or at least a gentile who follows the Noahide laws).
* NobodyTouchesTheHair: She is very, ''VERY'' protective of her hair.
* NoSocialSkills: Downplayed. Her social skills aren't ''great'', but they're not nonexistent
* ProudToBeAGeek
* PurelyAestheticGlasses: She wears these sometimes.
* ScreamingAtSquick: Ace does this only half-jokingly.
* SuddenlyShouting: She sometimes has a hard time controlling her voice.
* WantedAGenderConformingChild: Ace isn't a tomboy, but she's not feminine. Her mother disapproves.