History Tropers / MiscellaneousSoup

A twenty-one year-old troper who likes to read, has a weird sense of humor, and loves to write. I have a Fanfiction.net account [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4711536/MiscellaneousSoup here]], in case you are interested by bizarre, humorous stories. As for my other social media, I do not wish to share my Facebook profile here. No offense meant, it would just make me feel uncomfortable. Finally, my PM box is always open.

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* {{Adorkable}}: Some people have said so.
* AfraidOfNeedles: Severely. I have many tales...
* ApologizesALot: Yes.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: One of my favorite kinds of humor.
* BadassBookworm: I like to read!
* BerserkButton: Sexism, racism, homophobia, accidentally double-posting on the Shipping and Dating Thread. That's not a case of ArsonMurderAndJaywalking, because I feel legitimately guilty when it happens.
* BrotherSisterTeam: My sister helps me with most of my story ideas.
* ButtMonkey: In real life, occasionally. I bring it on myself for comedic effect.
* {{Catchphrase}}: Have an excellent day, everybody!
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Just check the Troper Shipping And Dating Thread.
* {{Corpsing}}: I can't keep a straight face.
* [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep Everyone Calls Him Soup]]: [[JustifiedTrope Justified]], because MiscellaneousSoup is a rather long username.
* EverybodyHatesMathematics: And Chemistry...
* {{Forced Meme}}: I'm a robot/devil, darn it!
* {{Geek}}: Yes.
* GoshDangItToHeck: I don't like to swear.
* HeroicBSOD: I go into this after I post a fanfiction, thinking that it stinks.
* JewishAndNerdy: Let me count the ways...
* {{Nerd}}: Also, yes.
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: On the [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11384#284600 Shipping And Dating Thread]], I claim to be a robot and a devil. '''No''', not the one from {{WesternAnimation/Futurama}}.
* OneOfUs: I like to read almost anything, especially fantasy and science fiction. Also, I like comic and comic-based films.
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: When I feel really, really, bad, I don't care about fixing my mistakes on the forums. Or type with proper capitalization.
* PreachersKid: My father is a rabbi.
* ProudToBeAGeek: Obviously.
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: My Shi Tzu dog, Mr. Macho.
* RunningGag: Dying constantly on the Troper Shipping And Dating Thread.
** I'm a robot! And the devil! [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11384#284600 Seen here.]]
* SociallyAwkwardHero: What? [[BlatantLies NO!]]
* SuperSpeedReading: One day, I read GoneWithTheWind in less than two hours. On a different day, I read every single HarryPotter book. You may worship at my feet.
* TeensAreShort: I am short and I think I've stopped growing. [[SarcasmMode Yay.]]
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Pasta, mashed potatoes, and pretzels!]]
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[[folder:Memorable Quotes And Randomness]]

* "Yay, weapons! ...I wish I could knit." Me.
* "Soup, what you have right now is not true life as the gods intended. You have a sad mockery of life, a half life, your soul is bound to this paper clip and your body has to obey my every command. Now, do the chicken dance." Elrigo, after bringing me back to life, after a video of [[EightCrazyNights Whitey Duvall]] singing Frozen's "Let It Go" killed me.
* "I am simultaneously amused and horrified." Kesagake, after hearing my one of my ideas for a Pokemon journey story where the main protagonist is an absolute idiot. Here's the idea: [[spoiler: My sister told me about a Pokemon shaped like a key ring. I love it. There's a lot of comedy potential in that. My idea is for the protagonist to have that as his/her starter Pokemon. They'll go home and try to open the door, but accidentally kill the Pokemon while opening the door. The real key ring will actually be in the Pokeball. Professor Oak will not be amused."]]
* "Do all of your claims of toughness involve reading large amounts of words in short amounts of time? That merely shows you have no friends." Jinxmenow, in [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13974085720A65978500&page=7#169 this Forum Game.]]
* My very first forum post: [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=10411#260255 "Hello. I am here to make friends. Does anyone want to talk?"]]
* My epic battle with Elrigo on 5-2-14: [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11830#295737 here]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11830#295738 here]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11830#295739 here]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11830#295740 here]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11830#295741 here]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11830#295742 here]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11830#295744 here]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11830#295745 here]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11830#295746 here]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11830#295747 here]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11830#295748 here]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11830#295749 technically here]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11830#295750 here]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11831#295752 here]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11831#295753 here]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11831#295754 here.]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11831#295755 here.]], [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11831#295756 here]], and [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=11831#295757 here.]]
* In the "Cast Tropers In Works" thread, I have officially been labeled as [[BeastWars Waspinator]], because I am the ButtMonkey on the Troper Shipping And Dating Service Forum. I find this amusing. See it [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=6eovb9o80ps6dfi26eyvg45l&page=104#2577 here!]]
* July 23rd, 2014 (my eighteenth birthday): Mom, Dad, my brother, and I went to a bar this evening for Batman's 75th anniversary. I wore an old Batman Beyond costume from about eight years ago. I shocked myself by not wanting to leave for four hours and actually having the audacity to nominate myself for Best Batman. I won. My prize was a copy of Scott Snyder's Batman, Vol. 1: Court Of The Owls. Best. Birthday. Ever.
* I am now a part of the Justice Avengers: Jump City At Dusk RP. I play Ambush Bug. [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13605706610A91260100&page=191#4758 On Thursday, October 2nd,]] Wolverine had some choice words for me. "He's a pill popping idiot who may be a hobo, but that doesn't make him a villain!" I take this as a wonderful compliment. :)
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An eighteen-year-old troper who likes to read, has a weird sense of humor, and loves to write. I have a Fanfiction.net account [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4711536/MiscellaneousSoup here]], in case you are interested by bizarre, humorous stories. As for my other social media, I do not wish to share my Facebook profile here. No offense meant, it would just make me feel uncomfortable. Finally, my PM box is always open.

** On a lesser note, ever heard of a little series called {{Literature/Maximum Ride}}? NEVERMORE (the final book) IS NOT GOOD!