History Tropers / Minmus

'Bout time I mustered enough energy to make a page for myself.[[note]][[TheSlacker And yet I still focus on this rather than getting back to writing my damn fanfiction]]. Go figure.[[/note]]

''<Ahem.>'' Greetings. As you surely have noticed, I am Minmus, though I also go by Tadpole in other sites. I am known primarily for [[TheSlacker my legendarily lazy and slackerish tendencies]](to the point it's self-destructive), secondarily for my obsession with my favourite things and [[MotorMouth constantly rambling about them to others' boredom]], tertiarily for my [[NoSocialSkills awful socialization skills]] and distaste for public places and fast-paced memery, [[OverlyLongGag quaternarily]] for my... [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny uh, what was]] [[SelfDemonstratingArticle the fourth point again?]] Oh right, poor memory.

I'm currently 18 years old as of the writing of this. I am a lowlife as you can expect, never doing anything productive and forgetting things very oft... uhh. ''[[{{Beat}} <Beat>]]'' Hey, where was I? ...Shoot, I forgot again. Oh well, time for my interests. I like cars, specifically [[TheNineties '90s]] sports cars[[note]]More specifically, [[CoolCar japanese sports coupes]]. I really dig them[[/note]], though I also like some cars from TheEighties and up to [[TurnOfTheMillennium 2004]]. However, something to keep in mind is that I'm not exactly a ''pro'' at 'em - I get things mixed up or wrong [[DanBrowned pretty often]]. I also enjoy video games, specifically [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs racing games]], [=RPGs=], and sandbox[=/=]exploration games, but it's also possible for me to enjoy games outside of those categories as well. I like science fiction as well, though not to the same extent as I did years ago. One of my ''favourite'' hobbies is elaborating settings for stories, especially for game roleplays and double-especially for games that have no stories.

People say I have a great talent for writing. Due to my aforementioned hobby, I'd say it's true. Sadly, my tremendous laziness and fear of making bad content makes it hard for me to put my worldbuilding and story elaborations into concrete words and pages. Ah well.

Oh, and one other important thing. I have a lot of trouble keeping my emotions in check, especially anger.[[note]]Since most of its sympthoms apply to me, it's very likely I have Borderline Personality Disorder (though I am not going to self-diagnose), especially due to [[TheBully my]] [[AbusiveParents awful]] [[{{Gangsterland}} upbringing]]. It's why I sometimes call myself "evil".[[/note]] So I apologize in advance if I'm a big jerk. I am hoping to take extensive therapy sessions one day, when I'm able to.

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!These tropes could describe me pretty well:
* {{Asexuality}}: The thought of having sex abhors me.
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: I legitimately often find myself forgetting what I was doing pretty often. This goes both in my day-to-day life as in the internet. This means I'll often forget certain things while editing pages - like, say, properly spoiler-tagging something.
* AuthorAvatar: I've often been seen using [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Chara]], [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Homura]], and [[VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub Sayori]] as my online avatars, due to how much I relate to them.
* BerserkButton: I have ''several''.
** People who mistreat their cars.
*** For that matter, people who blame the car for a bad person's bad actions, or outright damage or destroy it as a method of RevengeByProxy at the car's owner. The car didn't do anything to deserve such a fate, blame the driver or the owner. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That, and destroying a car is just sending so much precious metal to waste]].
** I hate leaving my arms completely exposed, and thus despise wearing or being ''forced'' to wear tank tops. (Just being forced to wear or do something I don't like or want to is a berserk button for me.)
** People who AppealToWorseProblems to silence people complaining about their own problems.
** Intensely-hateful people, especially if they're also extremely close-minded.
* BiTheWay: A weird case. I feel romantically attracted to both males and females, but heavily skewered toward the latter(I'm very picky with the former).
* CharacterAlignment: ChaoticNeutral is a good way to describe my alignment.
* ClosetGeek: Well, mostly because I don't open up to other people. But when I get into a topic I like, [[MotorMouth I start rambling about it nonstop]]. Most people didn't want to activate my rant mode and just ignore me until half a hour after I'm done before continuing their conversation. That's in the internet. I don't open up in real life.
* ColorCodedCharacters: I often associate myself with green, because it's my favourite colour. However, sometimes I pick purple(second favourite) or blue(third favourite) to vary a little.[[labelnote:If you wanna know my list of fav colors...]]Green>Purple>Blue>Black=Red>Yellow=Pink=White>Brown>Beige=Gray. Brown, Beige and Gray are the only colours I truly dislike, though Yellow can also count sometimes.[[/labelnote]]
* CoolCar: One of my dreams is to own one in real life. I'm not referring to something like a Lamborghini Hurácan(I'd actually hate owning one of such cars), but rather - as stated - a more humble '90s-'00s sports car like a Mazda Miata, Toyota [=MR2/=]Celica, Nissan [=350z=], Corvette [=C4 or C5=][[note]]The 1997-1998 one, not the Z06 model. Why? Because the former was offered in green while the latter was not[[/note]], and such.
** On the far, ''[[ImprobablyCoolCar far]]'' less likely end of the scale: Acura [=NSX=], Mazda [=RX-7=], Toyota Supra, Mitsubishi Eclipse [=2G/=]Lancer Evolution [=VIII=], Nissan [=300ZX/240SX=], Ford [=SVT=] Mustang Cobra R, Lamborghini Countach [=5000QV=], and the like. Hard to get, harder to maintain. Oh well, [[ImagineSpot I can dream]].
* CuddleBug: I love hugs. I ''really'' love hugs.
* CrapsackWorld: [[UsefulNotes/{{Brazil}} I live in one]].
* TheCynic
* TheDitz: My body acts faster than my mind thinks - it thinks very slowly, like an old shitty CPU - which results in me acting like a mentally challenged person.[[note]]Though it's reversed when talking about something I really like, where my mind races through topics faster than my mouth can keep up with.[[/note]]
** Even outside of that, my brain refuses to be rational and productive. It prefers doing as little work and thinking as possible. Don't bother trying to teach me anything, I won't understand it.
** Even outside of ''that'', I'm simply a naturally dumb person even when my brain is fully working. The simplest of things feel like trying to read an EldritchAbomination's [[BrownNote ancient tome of horrors]].
* HairTriggerTemper: Some people have described talking to me as walking in eggshells. Sadly, the anger feels completely beyond my control.
* {{Hikkikomori}}: I'm a complete shut-in in the real world, preferring to spend my time in the internet to forget the fact that I'm trapped in a WretchedHive that's falling apart. Due to this, I know more about the world at large than I know about my own [[AnarchyIsChaos "country"]].
* IHatePastMe: Very much so. I pretty much hate all of my past selves from the previous years.
* IntelligenceEqualsIsolation: Inverted. [[TooDumbToLive My idiocy]] is what leads to me being ostracized. There is no intelligence to speak of here.
* {{Jerkass}}: Big time. I can get pretty savage at my worst.
** JerkassWoobie: Some people told me I am this, however. I'll admit I hope I am this rather than just an AssholeVictim, but that's not for me to decide, as my answer would simply be biased.
* LonersAreFreaks: Can confirm as a loner.
* ManChild: Yes, I act like an 8-12 year old child. No, I don't really care.
* MyCountryTisOfTheeThatISting: As was implied in CrapsackWorld, to say I ''[[BerserkButton utterly despise]]'' [[WretchedHive Brazil]] is a massive understatement. I'm prone to issuing [[TakeThat Take That]]s at it. Though I'm a lot less intense about it nowadays.
* NostalgiaGoggles: I'll admit I have these. I kinda like memes from the TurnOfTheMillennium more than the post-modern and nonsensical memes from today. And also why I prefer '90s cars over the shinier, fancier cars from TheNewTens, [[FridgeLogic despite not being born in the '90s]] - it's because I live in [[CrapsackWorld Brazil]], where technology was often lagging behind from first-world nations at that time.
* {{Tsundere}}: Sometimes.
* ShrinkingViolet: In real life, definitely. In the internet, [[BaitAndSwitch definitely, too]]. [[DoubleSubversion Except when I get very close]] [[{{Keet}} to someone]].
* SirSwearsALot: Fucking right, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]].
* TheSlacker: Certified. It's extremely hard to coax me into doing something, anything that is remotely productive and/or requires use of bodily strength.
* SplitPersonality: Of a sorts. My brain is an independent entity that does its own thinking by itself(I can still think by myself independently from my brain's). It's, uh, [[{{Understatement}} pretty mean]].
** However, my brain has had some PetTheDog moments toward me before, even offering advice on what to do in hard situations. Shame that it doesn't want to stop constantly reminding me of awful things I did, and deciding to stop working at the worst moments.
* {{Strawman}}: I've lost count how many times I've been told I'm every single thing wrong with millenials, rolled into a single "human being". I don't particularly care anymore.
* TooDumbToLive: When my [[TheDitz Ditz]] moments aren't enough, I often find myself nearly getting seriously hurt or killed, because my brain flat-out decided to stop working, causing me to enter a catatonic state. Someone has to make me snap back to reality or otherwise drag me away from the danger zone, but fortunately sometimes I manage to "wake" myself up at just the right time.
* AWorldHalfFull: I used to have this viewpoint of the world. [[SillyRabbitIdealismIsForKids Then I grew up]].[[note]]Or rather, the world gave me an [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown emotional beatdown]] to show how flawed my viewpoint was. Now there's nothing left. Just bitterness.[[/note]]

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!Tropes about my sentient brain:
* EnemyWithin: Emotionally torturing me since I was 4.
* PetTheDog: It ''has'' helped me out in the past, by giving me helpful advice during hard times, and ''actually reminding me'' of things I had completely forgotten or neglected to think about.
** YankTheDogsChain: Unfortunately, it often reverts back to its usual prankster routine not too long afterward.
* {{Troll}}: That's basically its sole purpose for existing - to troll me and make life hard for me.
* TheSlacker: Just like me, my brain likes to do as little work as possible. It likes to "unplug" itself and napping, causing me to do many things without thinking straight. At worst, it puts me in a catatonic state, where I either stand completely still without moving, or start "sleepwalking" aimlessy like a zombie. It can have fatal consequences as detailed in TooDumbToLive.
* SplitPersonality: My brain is basically an entity completely seperate and independent from me. We sometimes fight for control, but it usually prefers "remote-controlling" me through cunning and manipulation - which is easy to do because, as stated before, [[TheDitz I am dumb and suspectible]].
** SplitPersonalityTakeover: One of my biggest fears is that my brain takes over me. Trust me, if you see me as a vile person you hate spending time with and [[SuicideDare wish that I would die]], my brain is three times worse than that.
* SuperpoweredEvilSide: Then again, some people would rather tell me that the reason I'm [[CompleteMonster evil]] is that [[ForcedIntoEvil my brain forces me to do so]].[[note]]Others still would argue it's both that and [[HumansAreBastards my awful environment and upbringing]] leading me to [[TragicVillain become as vile as]] [[StartOfDarkness the people I lived with]]. That's all I'm saying in the matter.[[/note]]
* VitriolicBestBuds: At the best moments, we're this. At the ''worst'' moments, it's flat-out mutual hatred.

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!My favourite media
[[foldercontrol]]
[[folder:Anime]]
* ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' [[labelnote:favourite character?]]Homura.[[/labelnote]]
** ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagicaTheMovieRebellion'' [[labelnote:favourite character?]]Homura once more.[[/labelnote]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Literature]]
* ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour''
* ''Literature/TheMartian''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Music]]
* ''Music/{{Rush}}'' [[labelnote:favourite song?]]One Little Victory.[[/labelnote]]
* ''Bush'' [[labelnote:favourite song?]]The People That We Love.[[/labelnote]]
* Anything by ''Saki Kaskas'', especially [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Callista]]. [[TearJerker Rest in peace, man]].
** ''Matt Ragan'' also's a great musician. [[labelnote:favourite song?]]Snorkeling Cactus Weasels.[[/labelnote]]
* ''Rom Di Prisco'' [[labelnote:favourite song?]]Aquila 606.[[/labelnote]]
* ''Pulse Ultra'' [[labelnote:favourite song?]]Build Your Cages.[[/labelnote]]
* ''Course of Nature'' [[labelnote:favourite song?]]Wall Of Shame.[[/labelnote]]
* ''Music/UncleKracker'' [[labelnote:favourite song?]]Keep It Comin'.[[/labelnote]]
* ''Music/QueensOfTheStoneAge'' [[labelnote:favourite song?]]The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret.[[/labelnote]]
* ''Music/{{Disturbed}}'' [[labelnote:favourite song?]]Decadence.[[/labelnote]]
* ''Music/{{Celldweller}}'' [[labelnote:favourite song?]]One Good Reason.[[/labelnote]]
* ''[=Static-X=]'' [[labelnote:favourite song?]]Skinnyman.[[/labelnote]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''VideoGame/HalfLife1'' [[labelnote:LEAST favourite character?]][[NightmareFuel Ichthyosaurs]].[[/labelnote]]
* ''VideoGame/{{OFF}}''
** ''VideoGame/{{HOME}}'' [[labelnote:favourite character?]]Valerie.[[/labelnote]]
* ''VideoGame/TheSims''
** ''VideoGame/TheSims2''
** ''VideoGame/TheSims3''
* ''VideoGame/OneShot'' [[labelnote:favourite character?]]Niko.[[/labelnote]]
* ''[[VideoGame/CrossCode CrossCode]]'' [[labelnote:favourite character?]]Lea.[[/labelnote]]
* ''VideoGame/{{Rodina}}''
* ''VideoGame/{{Terraria}}'' [[labelnote:favourite boss?]]The Twins.[[/labelnote]]
* ''VideoGaame/{{Starbound}}'' [[labelnote:favourite species?]]The Hylotl.[[/labelnote]]
* ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' [[labelnote:favourite character?]]Three-way between Chara, Alphys and Asgore.[[/labelnote]]
* ''VideoGame/PaperMario64''
* ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigi''
** ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiSuperstarSaga''
** ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory''
** ''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiDreamTeam''
* ''VideoGame/TheLegendaryStarfy'' [[labelnote:favourite character?]]Bunston.[[/labelnote]]
* ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo'' [[labelnote:favourite character?]]Hanako.[[/labelnote]]
* ''VideoGame/NeedForSpeed'' [[note]]Despite liking games from both [[Recap/NeedForSpeed the first and second eras]], I [[FirstInstallmentWins greatly prefer games from the first era]] - as in, everything up until ''Hot Pursuit 2''.[[/note]]
** ''Road & Track Presents: The Need for Speed'' [[labelnote:favourite car?]]Toyota Supra Turbo.[[/labelnote]]
** ''Need For Speed II: Special Edition'' [[labelnote:favourite car?]]Ferrari F50.[[/labelnote]]
** ''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit'' [[labelnote:favourite car?]]Spectre R42.[[/labelnote]]
** ''Need For Speed: High Stakes'' [[labelnote:favourite car?]]Nissan Skyline [=R34 GT-R=].[[/labelnote]]
** ''Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit 2'' [[labelnote:favourite car?]][=McLaren=] F1 LM.[[/labelnote]]
** ''VideoGame/NeedForSpeedUnderground 2'' [[labelnote:favourite car?]]Mitsubishi [=3000GT VR-4=].[[/labelnote]]
** ''VideoGame/NeedForSpeedMostWanted (2005)'' [[labelnote:favourite car?]]Mazda [=RX-7=].[[/labelnote]]
** ''Need For Speed: Carbon'' [[labelnote:favourite car?]][=BMW M3 GTR=].[[/labelnote]]
* ''VideoGame/TestDriveUnlimited 1'' [[labelnote:favourite car?]]Mercedes-Benz [=CLK GTR=].[[/labelnote]]
* ''VideoGame/DriverSanFrancisco'' [[labelnote:favourite car?]]Lamborghini Diablo [=SV=].[[/labelnote]]
* ''VideoGame/KerbalSpaceProgram'' [[labelnote:favourite planet/moon?]][[ForegoneConclusion Minmus]].[[/labelnote]]
* ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'' [[labelnote:favourite companion?]][=ED-E=].[[/labelnote]]
* ''VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub'' [[labelnote:favourite character?]]Sayori.[[/labelnote]]
* ''VideoGame/TrackMania United Forever'' [[labelnote:favourite track?]]Island.[[/labelnote]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/InvertedFate'' [[labelnote:favourite character?]]Alphys.[[/labelnote]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' [[labelnote:favourite character?]]Candace.[[/labelnote]]
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' [[labelnote:favourite pony?]][[ComicallyMissingThePoint Spike]]. He's best pony.[[/labelnote]]
[[/folder]]

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''<Ahem.>'' Greetings. As you surely have noticed, I am Minmus, though I also go by Tadpole[[note]]Formerly ''[=CommissionerTadpole=]'', I recently begun dropping the "Commissioner", partly because my 14 year old self had no idea what the word even meant[[/note]] in other sites. I am known primarily for [[TheSlacker my legendarily lazy and slackerish tendencies]](to the point it's self-destructive), secondarily for my obsession with my favourite things and [[MotorMouth constantly rambling about them to others' boredom]], tertiarily for my [[NoSocialSkills awful socialization skills]] and distaste for public places and fast-paced memery, [[OverlyLongGag quaternarily]] for my... [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny uh, what was]] [[SelfDemonstratingArticle the fourth point again?]] Oh right, poor memory.

Oh, and one other important thing. I have a lot of trouble keeping my emotions in check, especially anger.[[note]]Since most of its sympthoms apply to me, it's very likely I have Borderline Personality Disorder(though I am not going to self-diagnose), especially due to [[TheBully my]] [[AbusiveParents awful]] [[{{Gangsterland}} upbringing]]. It's why I sometimes call myself "evil".[[/note]] So I apologize in advance if I'm a big jerk. I am hoping to take extensive therapy sessions one day, when I'm able to.

** Brazillians who are overly proud of their - [[AnarchyIsChaos and I use the word loosely]] - [[SarcasmMode "country"]], and feel like it's necessary to make their nationality known to everyone no matter how irrelevant the conversation is, refuse to speak in anything other than portuguese even if in a non-portuguese speaking community, and constantly ask ''"alguém br?"''[[labelnote:translation]]Means "any brazillian?"[[/labelnote]]. It greatly pisses me off because [[OldShame I used to be one of them]].[[labelnote:If you're a fellow brazillian and felt offended...]]It wasn't meant to be an insult toward brazillians in general, just the overly-haughty nationalistic ones I mentioned.[[/labelnote]]

** Bigots.

* IHatePastMe: Very much so. I pretty much hate all of my past selves from the previous year.

* MyCountryTisOfTheeThatISting: As was implied in CrapsackWorld, to say I ''[[BerserkButton utterly despise]]'' [[WretchedHive Brazil]] is a massive understatement. I'm prone to issuing [[TakeThat Take That]]s at the [[PlaceWorseThanDeath anarch-]] I mean, [[{{Gangsterland}} "country"]].

* SurferDude: Though I'm definitely not a surfer, I definitely got the lingo, as you probably noticed.

''<Ahem.>'' Greetings. As you surely have noticed, I am Minmus, though I also go by Tadpole[[note]]Formerly ''[=CommissionerTadpole=]'', I recently begun dropping the "Commissioner", [[WhatAnIdiot partly because my 14 year old self had no idea]] [[TheDitz what the word even meant]][[/note]] in other sites. I am a [[TheDitz mentally-challenged]], [[{{Jerkass}} insufferably arrogant]] [[VillainProtagonist and toxic person]] known primarily for [[TheSlacker my legendarily lazy and slackerish tendencies]](to the point it's self-destructive), secondarily for my obsession with my favourite things and [[MotorMouth constantly rambling about them to others' boredom]], tertiarily for my [[NoSocialSkills awful socialization skills]] and distaste for public places and fast-paced memery, [[OverlyLongGag quaternarily]] for my... [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny uh, what was]] [[SelfDemonstratingArticle the fourth point again?]] Oh right, [[CardCarryingVillain for how vile and cruel I am]].

I'm currently 18 years old as of the writing of this. I am a lowlife as you can expect, never doing anything productive and forgetting things very often. [[RunningGag Oh, and being evil]]. Can't forget the evil. Anyway, where was I? ...Shoot, I forgot again. Oh well, time for my interests. I like cars, specifically [[TheNineties '90s]] sports cars[[note]]More specifically, [[CoolCar japanese sports coupes]]. I really dig them[[/note]], though I also like some cars from TheEighties and up to [[TurnOfTheMillennium 2004]]. However, something to keep in mind is that I'm not exactly a ''pro'' at 'em - I get things mixed up or wrong [[DanBrowned pretty often]]. I also enjoy video games, specifically [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs racing games]], [=RPGs=], and sandbox[=/=]exploration games, but it's also possible for me to enjoy games outside of those categories as well. I like science fiction as well, though not to the same extent as I did years ago. One of my ''favourite'' hobbies is elaborating settings for stories, especially for game roleplays and double-especially for games that have no stories.

Oh, and before you read the tropes, get the WeirdnessCensor Goggles ready, because otherwise [[GoMadFromTheRevelation you'll come outta here with your mind stuck on "wat?"]].

* BerserkButton: More often than not, [[FeelingOppressedByTheirExistence your very existence is one for me]].
** Brazillians who are overly proud of their - [[AnarchyIsChaos and I use the word loosely]] - [[SarcasmMode "country"]], and feel like it's necessary to make their nationality known to everyone no matter how irrelevant the conversation is, refuse to speak in anything other than portuguese even if in a non-portuguese speaking community, and constantly ask ''"alguém br?"''[[labelnote:translation]]Means "any brazillian?"[[/labelnote]]. It greatly pisses me off because [[OldShame I used to be one of these idiots]].[[labelnote:If you're a fellow brazillian and felt offended...]]It wasn't meant to be an insult toward brazillians in general, just the overly-haughty nationalistic ones I mentioned.[[/labelnote]]
*** [[AnnoyingLaugh HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE-]] Stop. Get some help.

* BiTheWay: A weird case. I feel romantically attracted to both males and females, but heavily skewered toward the latter(I'm very picky with the former). However, I feel significantly more sexually attracted to the former, and am practically [[{{Asexuality}} asexual]] toward the latter.
* {{Camp}}: I display tendencies.
* CharacterAlignment: ChaoticEvil.[[note]]Actually ChaoticNeutral, but play along[[/note]]
** [[spoiler:BeingEvilSucks]]

* ColorCodedCharacters: I often associate myself with green, because it's my favourite colour. However, sometimes I pick purple(second favourite) or blue(third favourite) to vary a little.[[labelnote:If you wanna know my list of fav colors...]]Green>Purple>Blue>Black=Red>Yellow=Pink=White>Brown>Gray[[/labelnote]]
* CoolCar: One of my dreams is to own one in real life. I'm not referring to something like a Lamborghini Hurácan(I'd actually hate owning one of such cars), but rather - as stated - a more humble '90s-'00s sports car like a Mazda Miata, Toyota [=MR2/=]Celica, Mitsubishi Eclipse [=2G=], Nissan [=350z=], Corvette [=C5=][[note]]The 1997-1998 one, not the Z06 model. Why? Because the former was offered in green while the latter was not[[/note]], and such.
** On the far, ''[[ImprobablyCoolCar far]]'' less likely end of the scale: Acura [=NSX=], Mazda [=RX-7=], Toyota Supra[[note]]Although it'd be more likely if I got the '80s counterpart for the previous two, aka the [=RX-7=] FC or the Supra Mark [=III=][[/note]], Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution [=VIII=], Nissan [=300ZX/240SX=], Ford [=SVT=] Mustang Cobra R, Lamborghini Countach [=5000QV=], and the like. Hard to get, harder to maintain. Oh well, [[ImagineSpot I can dream]].
* CuddleBug: [[LargeHam HUGS OF EVIL!!]]

* TheDitz: My body acts faster than my mind thinks - it thinks very slowly, like an old shitty CPU - which results in me acting like a mentally challenged person.

* HairTriggerTemper: Some people have described talking to me as walking in eggshells. They aren't wrong.

* IHatePastMe: Very much so.
** I utterly despise my 4-10 year old selves for extremely extremely '''EXTREMELY''' embarrassing things they did.
** I have a seething hatred of my 11-14 year old selves for being immature and posting self-humiliating things online. Mostly ridiculously bad fanfiction.[[note]]Mercifully my 14 year old self mostly moved on from that, but he was still an aggressive li'l asshole who didn't take hints.[[/note]]
** I feel ashamed of my 15-16 year old selves, for being creepy stalkers desperate to get into a relationship. As well as being total losers. I also have a special kind of fury for my 16 year old self, for getting into a relationship when he wasn't ready, my 17 year old self wasn't ready, and my borderline-18 year old self ''still'' isn't ready.
** Lastly, I harbour nothing but cold hatred of my 17 year old self for being hopelessy naive and not learning a single lesson from the beatdown my 16 year old self received.

* {{Jerkass}}: Big time.
** JerkassWoobie: Some people told me I am this, however. That's not for me to decide, as my answer would simply be biased.

* ManChild: Yes, I act like an 8-12 year old child. No, I don't care. [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck off]].

* NostalgiaGoggles: I'll admit I have these. I kinda like memes from the early TurnOfTheMillennium more than the post-modern and nonsensical memes from today. And also why I prefer '90s cars over the shinier, fancier cars from TheNewTens, [[FridgeLogic despite not being born in the '90s]] - it's because I live in [[CrapsackWorld Brazil]], where technology was often lagging behind from first-world nations at that time.
* {{Tsundere}}: Rare male example.

* SplitPersonality: Of a sorts. My brain is an independent entity that does its own thinking by itself(I can still think by myself independently from my brain's). [[EvilVersusOblivion It's even worse and nastier than I am]], [[CompleteMonster and that's saying something]].

* {{Strawman}}: I've lost count how many times I've been told I'm every single thing wrong with millenials, rolled into a single "human being"[[note]]For a given value of "[[EvilMakesYouMonstrous human being]]"[[/note]]. I don't particularly care anymore.

* VillainProtagonist

* PetTheDog: It ''has'' helped me out in the past, by giving me helpful advice during hard times, and ''actually reminding me'' of things I had completely forgotten or neglected.

** SplitPersonalityTakeover: One of my biggest fears is that my brain takes over me. Trust me, if I'm already a vile person you hate spending time with and [[SuicideDare wish that I would die]], my brain is three times worse than that.

I'm currently 17 years old as of the writing of this, though I will become 18 on the(fittingly) 18th of January.[[note]]from the year 20'''18''', no less.[[/note]] I am a lowlife as you can expect, never doing anything productive and forgetting things very often. [[RunningGag Oh, and being evil]]. Can't forget the evil. Anyway, where was I? ...Shoot, I forgot again. Oh well, time for my interests. I like cars, specifically [[TheNineties '90s]] sports cars[[note]]More specifically, [[CoolCar japanese sports coupes]]. I really dig them[[/note]], though I also like some cars from TheEighties and up to [[TurnOfTheMillennium 2004]]. However, something to keep in mind is that I'm not exactly a ''pro'' at 'em - I get things mixed up or wrong [[DanBrowned pretty often]]. I also enjoy video games, specifically [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs racing games]], [=RPGs=], and sandbox[=/=]exploration games, but it's also possible for me to enjoy games outside of those categories as well. I like science fiction as well, though not to the same extent as I did years ago. One of my ''favourite'' hobbies is elaborating settings for stories, especially for game roleplays and double-especially for games that have no stories.

Oh, and before you read the tropes, get the WeirdnessCensor Goggles ready, because otherwise you'll come outta here with your mind stuck on "wat?".

* ValleyGirl: Again, rare male example.

* ''VideoGame/TheLegendaryStarfy'' [[labelnote:favourite character?]]Bunsen.[[/labelnote]]

** ''Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit 2'' [[labelnote:favourite car?]]McLaren F1 LM.[[/labelnote]]

* CharacterAlignment: ChaoticEvil.

** Brazillians who are overly proud of their - [[AnarchyIsChaos and I use the word loosely]] - [[SarcasmMode "country"]], and feel like it's necessary to make their nationality known to everyone no matter how irrelevant the conversation is, refuse to speak in anything other than portuguese even if in a non-portuguese speaking community, and constantly ask ''"alguém br?"''[[labelnote:translation]]Means "any brazillian?"[[/labelnote]]. It greatly pisses me off because [[OldShame I used to be one of these idiots]].[[labelnote:If you're a fellow brazillian and felt offended...]]It wasn't meant to be an insult toward brazillians in general, just the overly-haughty nationalistic ones I mentioned.[[/labelnote]]

* MyCountryTisOfTheeThatISting: As was implied in CrapsackWorld, to say I ''[[BerserkButton utterly despise]]'' [[WretchedHive Brazil]] is a massive understatement. I'm prone to issuing [[TakeThat Take Thats]] at the [[PlaceWorseThanDeath anarch-]] I mean, [[{{Gangsterland}} "country"]].

* ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica''
** ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagicaTheMovieRebellion''

* ''Music/{{Rush}}''
* ''Music/{{Disturbed}}''
* ''CourseONature''
* ''StaticX''

** ''VideoGame/{{HOME}}''
* ''VideoGame/HalfLife1''
* ''VideoGame/CrossCode''

* ''VideoGame/{{Terraria}}''
* ''VideoGaame/{{Starbound}}''
* ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''
* ''VideoGame/KatawaShoujo''
* ''VideoGame/NeedForSpeed''
* ''VideoGame/DriverSanFrancisco
* ''VideoGame/KerbalSpaceProgram''
* ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''
* ''VideoGame/DokiDokiLiteratureClub''

* ''Webcomic/InvertedFate''

* ''Music/Rush''
* ''Music/Disturbed''
* ''Music/Course of Nature''
* ''Music/StaticX''

* MyCountryTisOfTheeThatISting: As was implied in CrapsackWorld, to say I ''[[BerserkButton utterly despise]]'' [[WretchedHive Brazil]] is a massive understatement. I'm prone to issuing [[TakeThat]]s at the [[PlaceWorseThanDeath anarch-]] I mean, [[{{Gangsterland}} "country"]].

''<Ahem.>'' Greetings. As you surely have noticed, I am Minmus, though I also go by Tadpole[[note]]Formerly ''CommissionerTadpole'', I recently begun dropping the "Commissioner", [[WhatAnIdiot partly because my 14 year old self had no idea]] [[TheDitz what the word even meant]][[/note]] in other sites. I am a [[TheDitz mentally-challenged]], [[{{Jerkass}} insufferably arrogant]] [[VillainProtagonist and toxic person]] known primarily for [[TheSlacker my legendarily lazy and slackerish tendencies]](to the point it's self-destructive), secondarily for my obsession with my favourite things and [[MotorMouth constantly rambling about them to others' boredom]], tertiarily for my [[NoSocialSkills awful socialization skills]] and distaste for public places and fast-paced memery, [[OverlyLongGag quaternarily]] for my... [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny uh, what was]] [[SelfDemonstratingArticle the fourth point again?]] Oh right, [[CardCarryingVillain for how vile and cruel I am]].

I'm currently 17 years old as of the writing of this, though I will become 18 on the(fittingly) 18th of January.[[note]]from the year 20'''18''', no less.[[/note]] I am a lowlife as you can expect, never doing anything productive and forgetting things very often. [[RunningGag Oh, and being evil]]. Can't forget the evil. Anyway, where was I? ...Shoot, I forgot again. Oh well, time for my interests. I like cars, specifically [[TheNineties '90s]] sports cars[[note]]More specifically, [[CoolCar japanese sports coupes]]. I really dig them[[/note]], though I also like some cars from TheEighties and up to [[TurnOfTheMillenium 2004]]. However, something to keep in mind is that I'm not exactly a ''pro'' at 'em - I get things mixed up or wrong [[DanBrowned pretty often]]. I also enjoy video games, specifically [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs racing games]], [=RPGs=], and sandbox[=/=]exploration games, but it's also possible for me to enjoy games outside of those categories as well. I like science fiction as well, though not to the same extent as I did years ago. One of my ''favourite'' hobbies is elaborating settings for stories, especially for game roleplays and double-especially for games that have no stories.

** Brazillians who are overly proud of their - [[AnarchyIsChaos and I use the word loosely]] - [[SarcasmMode "country"]], and feel like it's necessary to make their nationality known to everyone no matter how irrelevant the conversation is, refuse to speak in anything other than portuguese even if in a non-portuguese speaking community, and constantly ask ''"alguém br?"''[[labelnote:translation]]Means "any brazillian?"[[/labelnote]]. It greatly pisses me off because [[OldShame I used to be one of these idiots]].[[labelnote:If you're a fellow brazillian and felt offended...]]It wasn't meant to be an insult toward brazillians in general, just the overly-haughty nationalistic ones I mentioned.[[/labelnote]]

* BiTheWay: A weird case. I feel romantically attracted to both males and females, but heavily skewered toward the latter(I'm very picky with the former). However, I feel significantly more sexually attracted to the former, and am practically [[{Asexuality}} asexual]] toward the latter.

** On the far, ''[[ImprobablyCoolCar far]]'' less likely end of the scale: Acura [=NSX=], Mazda [=RX-7=], Toyota Supra[[note]]Although it'd be more likely if I got the '80s counterpart for the previous two, aka the [=RX-7=] FC or the Supra Mark [=III=][[/note]], Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution [=VIII=], Nissan [=300ZX/240SX=], Ford [=SVT=] Mustang Cobra R, Lamborghini Countach [=5000QV=], and the like. Hard to get, harder to maintain. Oh well, [[AndHerCodenameWasMarySue I can dream]].

* CrapsackWorld: [[UsefulNotes/Brazil I live in one]].

* MyCountryTisOfTheeWhatISting: As was implied in CrapsackWorld, to say I ''[[BerserkButton utterly despise]]'' [[WretchedHive Brazil]] is a massive understatement. I'm prone to issuing TakeThats at the [[PlaceWorseThanDeath anarch-]] I mean, [[ScareQuotes "country"]].
* NostalgiaGoggles: I'll admit I have these. I kinda like memes from the early TurnOfTheMillenium more than the post-modern and nonsensical memes from today. And also why I prefer '90s cars over the shinier, fancier cars from TheNewTens, [[FridgeLogic despite not being born in the '90s]] - it's because I live in [[CrapsackWorld Brazil]], where technology was often lagging behind from first-world nations at that time.

* SplitPersonality: My brain is basically an entity completely seperate and independent from me. We sometimes fight for control, but it usually prefers "remote-controlling" me through cunning and manipulation - which is easy to do because, as stated before, [[TheDitz I am dumb and suspectible]].