History Tropers / Kookje

[[CMPunk Sociopathic straight edge atheist jerk with no instagram account]], that's all you need to know.

[[CMPunk Sociopathic straight edge atheist jerk with no instagram account]] who doesn't have time for this anymore. Mostly busy with school... you get the point

[[CMPunk Sociopathic straight edge atheist jerk with no instagram account]] who doesn't have time for this anymore

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[[caption-width-right:220:[[AC:Still Alive]]]]
'''''"[[AC:I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!!!]]"'''''

Misanthropist straight edge atheist jerk with no instagram account. This troper is a SerialTweaker from that country where it's "sunny every day". More likely to become an ice cream truck driver rather than some smart aleck with a [=Ph.D=].

There's a [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TroperWall/Kookje Troper Wall]] for vandals and everything else. [[MickFoley Have a nice day]].

[[folder:Tropes that apply to this troper]]
* TheAntiNihilist
* ApologisesALot
--> '''Friend''': Stop saying sorry.
--> '''Me''': Sorry.
* {{Asexuality}}: Or [[WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove aromantic]], rather.
* [[{{Atheism}} Atheist]]
* BlindWithoutEm
* TheBore: I'm not a creative soul, let's leave it at that.
* TheComicallySerious
* ConsummateLiar
* CreepyShadowedUndereyes
* DoesNotLikeSpam
* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette: Not really eerie per se, just quiet and a bit asocial.
* {{Expy}} of Margo from DespicableMe
* ForgetfulJones: I have the memory of a 50 year old (although averted academically-wise)
* ForgetsToEat
* [[HatesBeingTouched Hates Being Touched for a Long Period of Time]], depends on who you are
* IncorruptiblePurePureness despite all the {{jerkass}}
* NotAMorningPerson: Or rather, not someone you'd like to talk to when she just woke up
* ObfuscatingStupidity
* TheQuietOne: But once I start talking...
** NoIndoorVoice: I have a slight hearing deficiency
* ThePerfectionist
* {{Sleepyhead}}
* SpotOfTea
* TheStoic
* StraightEdge: And no I couldn't care less about what other people's choices are.
* SuperOCD: Or OCPD. Whatever it is.
* UnstoppableRage
* ViewerGenderConfusion: ...you mean this happens up until now?
* WhenSheSmiles
* {{Workaholic}}: Who am I kidding? AVERTED. Although ''not'' working makes me feel very unproductive.
* YoungerThanTheyLook: It's the eyebags.
[[/folder]]

!!Things I Like? [[AC:Surely there's a lot more...]]
[[folder: General]]
* AdventureTime
* {{AFI}}[[labelnote:*]]and yes I do prefer their old stuff[[/labelnote]]
* Literature/TheAlchemist
* BadReligion
* BotchedSpot
* ClassicalMythology
* '''[[CMPunk CM f'n Punk]]'''
* CodeGeass
* CollegeHumor
* Website/{{Cracked}}
* CyanideAndHappiness
* DaftPunk
* DragonBall
* FooFighters
* GreenDay
* LinkinPark
* MarvelVsCapcom
* {{Metallica}}
* [[http://www.molgh.com/ Molgh]][[labelnote:*]]This one's rather... unpalatable[[/labelnote]]
* NikolaTesla
* {{Nirvana}}
* TheOatmeal
* TheOnion
* RegularShow
* ScottPilgrim
* {{Scrabble}}?
* SoulSeries
* [[http://www.youtube.com/user/Raziberry Technical Dave]]
* {{Tekken}}
[[/folder]]
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Unless you'd rather not.

Misanthropist straight edge atheist jerk with no instagram account. This troper is a SerialTweaker from that country where it's "sunny every day". Far more likely to become an ice cream truck driver rather than some smart aleck with a [=Ph.D=].

This troper is a SerialTweaker from that country where it's "sunny every day". Far more likely to become an ice cream truck driver rather than some smart aleck with a [=Ph.D=].

This troper is a SerialTweaker from that country where it's "sunny every day". Far more likely to become an ice cream truck driver instead of some smart aleck with a [=Ph.D=].

* SheCleansUpNicely: I can look presentable when I'm not too busy looking like a psycho.

* BaddieFlattery

* BribingYourWayToVictory: Cheapskate who puts money to good use whenever there's a need to do so.

* NumberOfTheBeast: It's my ArcNumber.

* ShrinkingViolet: Actually a shy little foo

* TheStoic: To a lot of people.
** NotSoStoic: To others.

* EverybodyHatesMathematics: Subverted, I'm working on my [[CalculusIsArcaneKnowledge Calculus]] skills (or lack thereof)

* JackOfAllTrades... and master of none!
* LoopholeAbuse: I love it.

* OneOfTheKids: Inverted, I sit at the adults' table during family gatherings because it's much less of a pain.

* SuperOCD: Or OCPD. Whatever it is. Just don't make my food touch each other[[labelnote:*]]no innuendo[[/labelnote]] on my plate.
* UnstoppableRage: Is it a case of intermittent explosive disorder? Maybe it is.

* ExcessiveEvilEyeshadow: Invoked at times for comic relief. And yes it does make me look stupid

* GoodIsNotNice
* [[HatesBeingTouched Hates Being Touched for a Long Period of Time]], depends on who you are however

* IWorkAlone at times.

* ConsummateLiar: To the point that the idea of becoming a saleslady on a home shopping network later in life isn't so far-fetched after all

* ForgetfulJones: Disregard my fairly decent memory when it comes to academics and one will conclude that I have the memory of a 50 year old.

* NotAMorningPerson: Or rather, not someone you'd like to talk to when she just woke up.

* TheQuietOne: But then again...
** NoIndoorVoice: Once I start talking, this happens. My voice is rather loud due to a hearing deficiency.

* SheCleansUpNicely: Or so I've heard. I can look presentable when I'm not too busy looking like a psycho.

* ConsummateLiar: To the point that the idea of becoming a saleslady on a home shopping network later in life isn't so farfetched

Misanthropist straight edge atheist jerk with no instagram account! Or something. Anyway, to further elaborate - this troper is a SerialTweaker from that country where it's "sunny every day". Far more likely to become an ice cream truck driver instead of some smart aleck with a [=Ph.D=].

Unless you'd rather not.

Misanthropist straight edge atheist jerk with no instagram account! Or something. (What a pleasant way to begin an introduction)

Anyway, to further elaborate - this troper is a SerialTweaker from that country where it's "sunny every day". Far more likely to become an ice cream truck driver instead of some smart aleck with a [=Ph.D=].

Misanthropist straight edge atheist jerk with no instagram account! Or something. (What a pleasant way top begin an introduction)

Misanthropist straight edge atheist jerk with no instagram account! Or something.

(What a pleasant way top begin an introduction.)

Misanthropist straight edge atheist jerk with no instagram account! Or something. Anyway, to further elaborate - this troper is a SerialTweaker from that country where it's "sunny every day". Far more likely to become an ice cream truck driver instead of some smart aleck with a [=Ph.D=].

* [[http://www.molgh.com/ Molgh]][[labelnote:*]]Not for weenies. You've been warned.[[/labelnote]]

* EverybodyHatesMathematics: Subverted, I'm working on my [[CalculusIsArcaneKnowledge Calculus]] skills (or lack thereof).
* ExcessiveEvilEyeshadow: Invoked at times for comic relief.

* ConsummateLiar: To the point that the idea of becoming a saleslady on a home shopping network isn't so farfetched
* CreepyShadowedUndereyes: I get eyebags regardless of the number of hours I sleep.

* ConsummateLiar: I might as well become a saleslady on a home shopping network.

* [[GratuitousForeignLanguage Gratuitous Foreign Languages]]: Due to being overly-fascinated with learning them, I know bits and pieces of Spanish, Korean, Russian, and German. Just the basics, more of less.

* TrueNeutral

* DeadpanSnarker: In real life. On the internet - to a lesser extent.
** As if this wasn't a prerequisite for becoming a forumite.