History Tropers / Hazzaboner

I am an avid troper from Michigan, and a writer pretty fresh out of college. You can find some of my short stories and, soon, the start to a WebSerialNovel on [[http://www.robingarciawriter.com my website]].

* AmbiguousDisorder: I'm autistic with a [[SuperSenses hypersensitivity]] [[BlessedWithSuck disorder]] to go along with it. People tell me I [[RealityIsUnrealistic don't show it]] but really I do.

* BrutalHonesty
* TheCastShowoff: Especially with singing, but I'm also [[{{Acrofatic}} surprisingly]] good at rhythm games, notably above-average at DDR, coming up rarely enough that it invokes this trope.

* WaxingLyrical

* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness
* SophisticatedAsHell

* WellDoneSonGuy

* AmbiguousDisorder: I'm a high-functioning Autistic with a [[SuperSenses hypersensitivity]] [[BlessedWithSuck disorder]] to go along with it. People tell me I [[RealityIsUnrealistic don't show it]] but really I do.

I am an avid troper from Michigan, and a writer pretty fresh out of college. You can find some of my short stories and, soon, the start to a WebSerial on [[www.robingarciawriter.com my website]].

I am an avid troper and nerdfighter from Michigan. I'm a writer finishing up college.

Basically a [[ProudToBeAGeek big old nerd,]] I really like the {{Pokemon}} games, various webcomics, and literature. I want to teach High School literature and maybe be a writer as well.

My biggest Internet achievement so far is the regular YouTube thing TheMinuteVlog which I refuse to create or EntryPimp because that seems cheap and I already did that for TreeFog but then they self-cancelled. Anyway, [[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheMinuteVlog?feature=mhum here it is.]] I do [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin one-minute videos]] several times a week when there isn't a ScheduleSlip, covering stuff like ThePresidents, Gender Studies, parodies and other stuff. It's a little bit of everything in only one minute, so maybe check that out.

* {{Pokemon}}, remember?

* ArrestedDevelopment

* BobsBurgers

I am part of the {{Hatedom}} for
* [[TransformersFilmSeries Transformers Revenge of the Fallen]]
* Goats
* ControlAltDelete
* BP
* Jerks
* Libertarians
* Most of XKCD

Tropes that apply to me in real life, aside from TheMinuteVlog stuff:

* AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder: Currently has [[ScheduleSlip at least]] [[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheMinuteVlog?feature=mhum three]] [[http://www.youtube.com/user/JonPlaysGames different]] [[http://www.youtube.com/user/writelikeus YouTube]] channels, six {{Tumblr}} blogs, one book series being written and at least one RP going at any time, in addition to being a student.

* NiceGuy: In spades.

* StraightGay

* HillariouslyAbusiveChildhood

I am an avid troper and nerdfighter from Michigan. I'm a dude in college majoring in Secondary English Education.

My biggest Internet achievement so far is the regular YouTube thing TheMinuteVlog which I refuse to create or EntryPimp because that seems cheap and I already did that for TreeFog but then they self-cancelled. Anyway, [[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheMinuteVlog?feature=mhum here it is.]] I do [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin one-minute videos]] five times a week when there isn't a ScheduleSlip, covering stuff like ThePresidents, Gender Studies, parodies and other stuff. It's a little bit of everything in only one minute, so maybe check that out.

* TheEeyore: I have depression, but usually I'm not too moody.

* StraightGay: Although pansexual and not always keeping away from camp, I usually "act" pretty straight.

I am an avid troper and nerdfighter from Michigan. I'm a [[strike:freshman]] [[strike:sophomore]] [[strike:junior]] dude in college majoring in Secondary English Education.

I am an avid troper and nerdfighter from Michigan. I'm a [[strike:freshman]] [[strike:sophomore]] junior in college majoring in Secondary English Education.

* TheMelancholyOfHaruhiSuzumiya

* AmbiguouslyAutistic: I'm a high-functioning Autistic with a [[SuperSenses hypersensitivity]] [[BlessedWithSuck disorder]] to go along with it. People tell me I [[RealityIsUnrealistic don't show it]] but really I do.
* AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder: Currently has [[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheMinuteVlog?feature=mhum five]] [[http://www.youtube.com/user/RealJonGarcia different]] [[http://www.youtube.com/user/kymcouchspoop channels]] on YouTube, [[http://www.youtube.com/ytloveletters one of which]] is nearly forgotten and [[http://www.youtube.com/user/Murderboat one]] being a WebSeries that has [[DevelopmentHell yet to get the first episode out.]]
** That last one is mostly my fault. And yes, [[HypocrisyNod I am the one who wrote that.]]
** Oh and I also have [[http://realjongarcia.blogspot.com/ a blog]] and I'm planning another channel. Oh and I'd like to do a WebComic and maybe [[OldShame another]] gaming channel.
** [[OverlyLongGag Also writing a novel.]]

* [[DontSingAlongIfYouDontKnowTheWords Don't Sing Along If You Don't Know The Words]]

Describe {{Hazzaboner}} here.

Does he? [[IncrediblyLamePun Well, sometimes.]]

Hazzaboner is an avid troper and nerdfighter from Michigan. He's a [[strike:freshman]] sophomore in college majoring in Secondary English Education. [[ThirdPersonPerson Hazzaboner thinks he is pretty cool and hopes you do too?]]

Basically a [[TropersAreYoungNerds big old nerd,]] Hazzaboner enjoys the {{Pokemon}} games, various webcomics, and literature. Hazzaboner wants to teach High School literature or maybe be a writer or a critic.

Hazzaboner came up with the following tropes:

He's also written about half of the entries for TheMiddle.

Hazzaboner is a dumb fanboy about:

* {{Seinfeld}}

Hazzaboner is part of the {{Hatedom}} for

Hazzaboner provides examples of:
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Played straight to a brutal extent, even when he had a girlfriend.
* BerserkButton: Don't talk about the TransformersFilmSeries. Just don't.

* EntryPimp: Do talk about One Piece. Or Avatar. Or Pokemon. Or Dr. McNinja. Or OrderOfTheStick. Or TheMiddle.

* LeaningOnTheFourthWall
* MetaGuy

* TheCastShowoff: Especially with singing, but Hazzaboner is also pretty good at rhythm games, notably above-average at DDR, coming up rarely enough that it invokes this trope.
* TheWoobie or at least it's starting to look like it.
* [[VerbalTic Verbal Ticlawl]]

Currently trying his hand at [[LetsPlay Let's Plays]], with {{Dragonball}} Z: The Legacy of Goku II [[strike:in progress]] on hold, {{Portal}} finished, and [[PokemonRubyAndSapphire Pokemon Sapphire]] in progress. They can be found at his YouTube channel [[http://www.youtube.com/user/WashboardSam here.]]