History Tropers / GolgothasArisen

And when I finally got to work today, I ate my Subway sandwich, and I drank my Coca-Cola Classic, and then I ate my Sunchips and I thought about the weekend when I'd fill up my Ford van with Mobil brand gas and drive to the Clear Channel venue and I'd drink myself a Budweiser and play my Fender guitar through my Fender amplifier and tell the kids with a straight face through a Shure microphone and JBL speakers that corporate rock is for suckers.

go check out some music: [[http://carseatheadrest.bandcamp.com car seat headrest]], [[http://teensuicide.bandcamp.com teen suicide]], [[https://therealsports.bandcamp.com sports]], and [[http://jsutton.bandcamp.com me]]

last night i dreamt he was trying to kill you / i woke up and i was trying to kill you

oh shit i guess im supposed to edit this sorry excuse for a troper page whatever

go check out some music: [[http://carseatheadrest.bandcamp.com car seat headrest]], [[http://teensuicide.bandcamp.com teen suicide]], [[https://therealsports.bandcamp.com sports]], and [[http://patentworks.bandcamp.com me]]

last night i dreamt he was trying to kill you / i woke up and i was trying to kill you

last night i dreamt he was trying to kill you / i woke up and he was trying to kill you

The guy I kind of hate is here. Should not have had that last WOO HIT OF DMT

I'm Tropers/GolgothasArisen. I make bad jokes and post a lot about music. I run a [[https://patentworks.bandcamp.com/ Bandcamp]] and also have a [[https://www.last.fm/user/Golgothasarisen last.fm]] and a [[https://rateyourmusic.com/~Golgothasarisen RateYourMusic]].

Enjoy your stay in scenic my troper page.
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!!And now for something completely different:
* AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents: One of the reasons this troper will not have kids no matter what.
* BiTheWay
* DeadpanSnarker
* HairTriggerTemper
* HeroicBSOD: Happens on a regular basis. Sometimes when my computer has an actual Blue Screen of Death, too!
* MoodSwinger: One minute, I'm hyperactive and annoying, and the next, I'm depressed and annoying.
* MouthyKid: This is the first reason why I have a severe lack of friends.
* NoSocialSkills: This is the other reason.
* TheParanoiac: It always feels like the world feel is out to get me. Or I'm about to die.
* SirSwearsALot: Especially when I'm angry.
* SuperOCD
* TeensAreMonsters

->''"Sleep like a pillow - no one there \\
Where she won't care \\
Anywhere."''
-->-- '''My Bloody Valentine''', [[{{Music/Loveless}} "Only Shallow"]]

I'm Tropers/GolgothasArisen. I make bad jokes and post a lot about music. I also really love {{Webcomic/Homestuck}} to the point that Vriska is my waifu, so back the fuck off her if you know what's good for you. I run a [[https://patentworks.bandcamp.com/ Bandcamp]] and also have a [[https://www.last.fm/user/Golgothasarisen last.fm]] and a [[https://rateyourmusic.com/~Golgothasarisen RateYourMusic]].

I'm Tropers/GolgothasArisen. I make bad jokes and post a lot about music. I also really love {{Webcomic/Homestuck}} to the point that Vriska is my waifu, so back the fuck off her if you know what's good for you. I run a [[https://patentworks.bandcamp.com/ Bandcamp]] and also have a [[https://www.last.fm/user/Golgothasarisen last.fm]] and a [[RateYourMusic https://rateyourmusic.com/~Golgothasarisen]].

I'm Tropers/GolgothasArisen. I make bad jokes and post a lot about music. I also really love {{Webcomic/Homestuck}} to the point that Vriska is my waifu, so back the fuck off her if you know what's good for you.

[[folder:Music I Like (from favorite to least favorite per artist)]]
* {{Music/Radiohead}}
** {{Music/Kid A}}
** {{Music/In Rainbows}}
** {{Music/OK Computer}}
** {{Music/Amnesiac}}
** {{Music/The Bends}}
** {{Music/A Moon Shaped Pool}}
** {{Music/The King of Limbs}}
** {{Music/Hail to the Thief}}
* {{Music/David Bowie}}
** {{Music/The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars}}
** {{Music/The Man Who Sold the World}}
** {{Music/Low}}
** {{Music/Hunky Dory}}
** {{Music/Blackstar}}
** {{Music/Station to Station}}
** {{Music/Lets Dance}}
* {{Music/Neutral Milk Hotel}}
** {{Music/In the Aeroplane Over the Sea}}
** {{Music/On Avery Island}}
** Ferris Wheel on Fire
* {{Music/Pink Floyd}}
** {{Music/Wish You Were Here}}
** {{Music/The Dark Side of the Moon}}
** {{Music/Animals}}
** {{Music/The Wall}}
** {{Music/The Division Bell}}
* {{Music/Flaming Lips}}
** Zaireeka
** {{Music/Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots}}
** {{Music/The Soft Bulletin}}
** Hit to Death in the Future Head
** Transmissions from the Satellite Heart
* {{Music/The Beatles}}
** {{Music/Abbey Road}}
** {{Music/Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band}}
** {{Music/Revolver}}
** {{Music/The White Album}}
** {{Music/Please Please Me}}
** {{Music/Rubber Soul}}
** {{Music/Let It Be}}
* {{Music/Modest Mouse}}
** The Moon & Antarctica
** The Lonesome Crowded West
** This is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Talk About
** {{Music/We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank}}
** Good News for People Who Love Bad News
* {{Music/Smashing Pumpkins}}
** {{Music/Siamese Dream}}
** {{Music/Adore}}
** {{Music/Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness}}
** Pisces Iscariot
** Machina II
** Gish
* {{Music/Metallica}}
** {{Music/Ride the Lightning}}
** {{Music/Master of Puppets}}
** ...And Justice For All
** Kill 'Em All
** Death Magnetic
* {{Music/Sufjan Stevens}}
** Sufjan Stevens Invites You To: Come On Feel the Illinoise
** Greetings from Michigan, the Great Lake State
** Carrie and Lowell
** Age of Adz
* Music/NineInchNails
** The Fragile
** Music/TheDownwardSpiral
** The Slip
** Music/YearZero
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* And now for some miscellaneous releases (in no specific order):
** People That Can Eat People Are the Luckiest People in the World - {{Music/Andrew Jackson Jihad}}
** {{Music/Highway 61 Revisited}} - {{Music/Bob Dylan}}
** {{Music/Hot Rats}} - {{Music/Frank Zappa}}
** [[{{Music/Were Only In It For the Money}} We're Only In It For the Money]] - {{Music/Frank Zappa}}
** {{Music/Loveless}} - {{Music/My Bloody Valentine}}
** To Pimp a Butterfly - {{Music/Kendrick Lamar}}
** Hotel California - {{Music/Eagles}}
** {{Music/Grace}} - {{Music/Jeff Buckley}}
** {{Music/Machine Head}} - {{Music/Deep Purple}}
** Boston - {{Music/Boston}}
** {{Music/Bleach}} - {{Music/Nirvana}}
** Ten - {{Music/Pearl Jam}}
** Purple Rain - {{Music/Prince}}
** Ben Folds Five - {{Music/Ben Folds Five}}
** {{Music/Moving Pictures}} - {{Music/Rush}}
** {{Music/Paranoid}} - {{Music/Black Sabbath}}
** {{Music/Trout Mask Replica}} - {{Music/Captain Beefheart}}
** {{Music/In the Court of the Crimson King}} - {{Music/King Crimson}}
** {{Music/Pinkerton}} - {{Music/Weezer}}
** {{Music/Rumours}} - {{Music/Fleetwood Mac}}
** {{Music/The Velvet Underground and Nico}} - {{Music/The Velvet Underground}}
** {{Music/Yankee Hotel Foxtrot}} - {{Music/Wilco}}
** {{Music/Spiderland}} - {{Music/Slint}}
** Clarity - {{Music/Jimmy Eat World}}
** Music/LiftYourSkinnyFistsLikeAntennasToHeaven - Music/GodspeedYouBlackEmperor
** Agaetis Byrjun - Music/SigurRos
** Music/Ambient1MusicForAirports - Music/BrianEno
** [=Either/Or=] - Music/ElliottSmith
[[/folder]]

[[folder:TV Shows I Like]]
* {{Series/The Office US}}
* {{Series/Parks and Recreation}}
* {{WesternAnimation/Gravity Falls}}
* WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Games I Like]]
* {{VideoGame/Mother}}
* {{Franchise/Final Fantasy}}
* {{Franchise/The Legend of Zelda}}
* {{VideoGame/Just Cause}}
* {{VideoGame/Minecraft}}
* {{VideoGame/Terraria}}
* {{VideoGame/Chrono Trigger}}
* {{VideoGame/Bioshock}}
* {{Franchise/Ace Attorney}}
* {{VideoGame/Euro Truck Simulator}} (specifically the second one)
[[/folder]]
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* BiTheWay: Just ask Tropers/SeducedByTheLight.

* TeensAreMonsters
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The one they know as J was born in the back of [[{{Music/Flaming Lips}} a priest driven ambulance]] while your mom cried tears of joy that the son she always wanted was alive. J was also born in a hospital in Cleveland, Ohio, on January 24th, 2003. He moved to southern Georgia in 2007, leaving six years later in July 2012. He currently resides in Enterprise, Alabama.

J considers his family a bit dysfunctional, what with the seemingly uncaring father and the emotionally manipulative brother. He has a dog and a cat (his hamster died a few years back). He mainly writes and performs music using FL Studio and a keyboard. J also enjoys writing in his spare time. Besides that, he's an overweight weird creep. And that's all he wants to say about himself, especially because talking in the third person is irritating to maintain.

** Music/Pinkerton - {{Music/Weezer}}

* {{Series/Impractical Jokers}}

* {{Series/Saturday Night Live}}
* {{Series/Doctor Who}}

** {{VideoGame/Earthbound Beginnings}}
** {{VideoGame/Earthbound}}
** {{VideoGame/Mother 3}}

** {{VideoGame/Final Fantasy I}}
** {{VideoGame/Final Fantasy V}}
** {{VideoGame/Final Fantasy VI}}
** {{VideoGame/Final Fantasy Mystic Quest}}

** {{VideoGame/The Legend of Zelda I}}
** {{VideoGame/The Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past}}
** {{VideoGame/The Legend of Zelda Links Awakening}}
** {{VideoGame/The Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask}}
** {{VideoGame/The Legend of Zelda The Wind Waker}}
** {{VideoGame/The Legend of Zelda The Minish Cap}}
** {{VideoGame/The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks}}
** {{VideoGame/The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword}}

** Just Cause
** Just Cause 2

** {{VideoGame/Bioshock 1}}
** {{VideoGame/Bioshock 2}}
** {{VideoGame/Bioshock Infinite}}
* {{VideoGame/Psychonauts}}

** {{VideoGame/Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney}}
** {{VideoGame/Apollo Justice Ace Attorney}}

* BiTheWay: [[BrickJoke Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave.]]

* SerialRomeo: At times.

* SuperOCD: To the point where I have to blink ten times in a row. It's like I'm living in the movie Pi.

* {{Tsundere}}
* {{Yandere}}

I'm Tropers/GolgothasArisen. I make bad jokes and post a lot about music. I also really love {{Webcomic/Homestuck}} to the point that [[PerverseSexualLust Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave.]]

** {{Music/In Rainbows}}

* {{Music/Neutral Milk Hotel}} (favorite band)

** {{Music/On Avery Island}} (favorite song of all time: "Naomi")

** Zaireeka

** {{Music/Abbey Road}}

** The Moon & Antarctica
** {{Music/We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank}}

* {{Music/Rolling Stones}}
** {{Music/Let It Bleed}}
** {{Music/Beggars Banquet}}
** {{Music/Some Girls}}
** {{Music/Exile on Main St}}

** {{Music/Siamese Dream}} (favorite album)

* {{Music/The Smiths}}
** The Queen is Dead
** Hatful of Hollow
** The Smiths
** Strangeways, Here We Come

** Greetings from Michigan, the Great Lake State (oh my god "Vito's Ordination Song" is just behind "Naomi")

** Broken
** Pretty Hate Machine

** {{Music/Freak Out}} - {{Music/Frank Zappa}}

** {{Music/Live at the Apollo}} - {{Music/James Brown}}

** {{Music/Thriller}} - {{Music/Michael Jackson}}
** Straight Outta Lynwood - {{Music/Weird Al Yankovic}}

** {{Music/John Lennon Plastic Ono Band}} - {{Music/John Lennon}}

** {{Music/Deep Purple In Rock}} - {{Music/Deep Purple}}

** {{Music/Nevermind}} - {{Music/Nirvana}}
** {{Music/In Utero}} - {{Music/Nirvana}}
** Facelift - {{Music/Alice in Chains}}

** 2112 - {{Music/Rush}}

** Weezer (The Blue Album) - {{Music/Weezer}}
** {{Music/Kind of Blue}} - {{Music/Miles Davis}}

** {{Music/Are You Experienced}} - {{Music/Jimi Hendrix}}
** {{Music/Ramones}} - {{Music/The Ramones}}

** {{Music/American Idiot}} - {{Music/Green Day}}

The one they know as Jay/J/Who cares get on with it Sutton was born in the back of [[{{Music/Flaming Lips}} a priest driven ambulance]] while your mom cried tears of joy that the son she always wanted was alive. J was also born in a hospital in Cleveland, Ohio, on January 24th, 2003. He moved to southern Georgia in 2007, leaving six years later in July 2013. He currently resides in Enterprise, Alabama.

J considers his family a bit dysfunctional, what with the seemingly uncaring father and the emotionally manipulative brother. He has a dog and a cat (his hamster died a few years back). He mainly writes and performs music using an old plastic recorder and a tablah/goblet drum (FL Studio helps, and I'm getting a piano for Christmas). J also enjoys writing in his spare time. Besides that, he's an overweight weird creep. And that's all he wants to say about himself, especially because talking in the third person is irritating to maintain.

I'm Tropers/GolgothasArisen. I make bad jokes and post a lot about music. I also really love {{Webcomic/Homestuck}} to the point that Vriska is my Waifu. Hands off her, she's mine.

** {{Music/Hail to the Thief}}

** {{Music/The Bends}}
** {{Music/Amnesiac}}

** {{Music/A Moon Shaped Pool}}

** Zaireeka

** {{Music/The White Album}}

** This is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Talk About

** {{Music/Siamese Dream}}

** People That Can Eat People Are the Luckiest People in the World - {{Music/Andrew Jackson Jihad}} (favorite album)

* BiTheWay

** Pretty Hate Machine - {{Music/Nine Inch Nails}}

** Night on the Sun

** Sad Sappy Sucker

** Pisces Iscariot
** {{Music/Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness}}

* {{Series/Gravity Falls}}
* {{Series/Adam Ruins Everything}}

* {{Series/Sledge Hammer}}

* I need to watch more television.

*** PWAA
*** PWAA: Justice for All
*** PWAA: Trials and Tribulations

* AmbiguousGender

* OneTrueLove: I've possibly got one, but it's most likely gonna continue to lead to [[Music/ModestMouse taking heartache with hard work.]]

The one they know as Jay/J/Jane Sutton was born in the back of [[{{Music/Flaming Lips}} a priest driven ambulance]] while your mom cried tears of joy that the daughter she always wanted was alive. J was also born in a hospital in Cleveland, Ohio, on January 24th, 2003. She moved to southern Georgia in 2007, leaving six years later in July 2013. She currently resides in Enterprise, Alabama.

J considers her family a bit dysfunctional, what with the seemingly uncaring father and the emotionally manipulative brother. She has a dog and a cat (her hamster died a few years back). She mainly writes and performs music using an old plastic recorder and a tablah/goblet drum (FL Studio helps). J also enjoys writing in his spare time. Besides that, she's an overweight weird creep. And that's all she wants to say about herself, especially because talking in the third person is irritating to maintain.

->''"And one day we will die\\
And our ashes will fly\\
from [[TitleDrop the aeroplane over the sea]]."''
-->-- '''Neutral Milk Hotel,''' "{{Music/In the Aeroplane Over the Sea}}"

The one they know as Jay [last name censored] was born in the back of [[{{Music/Flaming Lips}} a priest driven ambulance]] while your mom cried tears of joy that the son/daughter she always wanted was alive. Jay was also born in a hospital in Cleveland, Ohio, on January 24th, 2003. He moved to southern Georgia in 2007, leaving six years later in July 2013. He currently resides in Enterprise, Alabama.

Jay considers his family a bit dysfunctional, what with the seemingly uncaring father and the emotionally manipulative brother. He has a dog and a cat (his hamster died a few years back). He mainly writes and performs music using an old plastic recorder and a tablah/goblet drum (FL Studio helps). Jay also enjoys writing in his spare time. Besides that, he's an overweight weird creep. And that's all he wants to say about himself, especially because talking in the third person is irritating to maintain.

I'm Tropers/GolgothasArisen. I make bad jokes and post a lot about music.

I really suck.

* StalkerWithACrush: Not me, personally. I just wanted to highlight this as one of my favorite tropes when used correctly.

The one they know as Jay [last name censored] was born in the back of [[{{Music/Flaming Lips}} a priest driven ambulance]] while your mom cried tears of joy that the son/daughter she always wanted was alive. Jacob was also born in a hospital in Cleveland, Ohio, on January 24th, 2003. He moved to southern Georgia in 2007, leaving six years later in July 2013. He currently resides in Enterprise, Alabama.

Jacob considers his family a bit dysfunctional, what with the seemingly uncaring father and the emotionally manipulative brother. He has a dog and a cat (his hamster died a few years back). He mainly writes and performs music using an old beaten-up acoustic guitar with only two strings left (FL Studio helps). Jacob also enjoys writing in his spare time. Besides that, he's an overweight weird creep. And that's all he wants to say about himself, especially because talking in the third person is irritating to maintain.

** Hear It Is

** Sufjan Stevens Presents... Greetings from Michigan, the Great Lake State (oh my god "Vito's Ordination Song" is just behind "Naomi")

** People That Can Eat People Are the Luckiest People in the World - {{Music/Andrew Jackson Jihad}}