History Tropers / Emperor_Ing

41.

14. Evil Eye Sigma (sadly, I could not find the original source)

29. Koishi Komeiji (art taken from a youtube profile picture. sadly, I could not find the original source)

35. Sphere Doomers (original source could not be found)

38.

More names/sources will come later.

[[folder: The Metroid series in the order you do things]]

The entire Metroid series in the order you go through areas.

ZM: Brinstar, Norfair, Crateria, Brinstar, Kraid, Brinstar, Norfair, Ridley, Norfair, Brinstar, Tourian, Mothership, Chozodia, Item Run, Mothership, end.

MP1: Frigate, Tallon, Ruins, Magmoor, Phendrana, Magmoor, Tallon, Magmoor, Phendrana, Magmoor, Ruins, Magmoor, Phendrana, Magmoor, Tallon, Mines, Tallon, Magmoor, Mines, Item Run, Tallon, Crater, end.

MP2: Grounds, Temple, Agon, Grounds, Torvus, Grounds, Torvus, Grounds, Sanctuary, Grounds, Torvus, Sanctuary, Grounds, Item Run, Sky Temple, end.

MP3: Olympus, Norion, Olympus, Bryyo, Elysia, Bryyo, Elysia, Urtraghus, Elysia (again), Urtraghus, Valhalla, Urtraghus, Item Run, Phaaze, end.

M2SR: Surface, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, Surface, Item Run, Surface, end.

SM: Ceres, Crateria, Brinstar, Crateria, Brinstar, Norfair, Kraid, Norfair, Brinstar, Crateria and Brinstar again if you take the long way, Norfair, Brinstar, Crateria, Wrecked Ship, Crateria (briefly), Wrecked Ship, Maridia, Brinstar (briefly), Norfair, Ridley, Item Run, Crateria, Tourian, end.

I refuse to acknowledge anything that should be in this spot.

Fusion (the one I’m playing through right now): Main, 1, 2, 4, 3, 6, 5, 3, main, 5, main, 2, 5, 4, 6, 1, Item Run, main, end.

And bosses. Unnamed bosses or ones I didn’t address by name will be in AllLowercaseLetters.

ZM: Worm, other equally forgettable worm, Kraid, bug, same bug but bigger, Ridley, Mother Brain, worst boss in the game, not Meta Ridley.

Prime: Parasite Queen, big plant thing, pile of rocks, big pirate, it actually is Meta Ridley this time, Metroid Prime.

Prime 2: large bug, large bug, not a bug this time, a ripoff of Samus, another large bug, a five-legged whatever, the second worst boss, the worst boss, why does this game have so many bugs, another bug, a weird plant, that ripoff again, the best boss in the game, me, that ripoff who won’t die.

Prime 3: big pirate, Revenge Of Meta Ridley, some character people like, a pirate riding a bug, a large golem who takes too long to kill, a big robot, a bigger robot, another background character, the first pirate again, a borb with smaller borbs, another background character, cannon kirby, EX Meta Ridley, ripoff Samus, discount Mother Brain.

Metroid 2: metroid, crab metroid, poorly named mole thing, not a xenomorph at all, primordial death inducer, 2d Quadraxis, Queen Metroid, [[spoiler: EX Meta Ridley Deluxe]].

Super Metroid: No longer Meta Ridley, bird magic statue, a plant, incredibly large lizard, copy paste lava lizard, a ghost, a snake, grapple beam was actually useful, return of bird magic, SCP-682 (it just won’t die), a brain thing.

NOTHING GOES HERE WHY DO YOU THINK THERE’S SOMETHING HERE THERE ISN’T A GAME BETWEEN SUPER METROID AND FUSION

Metroid Fusion: poorly named mole thing returns, a borb, a tower death cell, the best boss in the game, cardboard B.O.X. security, not void soul, return of borb, a spider who needs to die, not mother brain, face melting robot, X-B.O.X., the inability to die under any circumstances, another ripoff of Samus, the primordial death inducer returns.
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[[folder:LTTP Ganon If He Were A Kirby Boss]]

[[gold:Ganon appeared!]]

[[blue:I never imagined a boy like you could give me so much trouble. It’s unbelievable that you defeated my alter ego, the dark wizard Agahnim, twice! But I will never give you the Triforce. I will destroy you and make my wish to conquer both Light and Dark worlds come true without delay.]]

Ruler Of A Darkened World: GANON

Description: This trident-wielding foe is all that stands between you and the Triforce. He plans to join the Light and Dark worlds at Hyrule Castle and conquer both of them. His signature weapon is his [[gold:trident]], which he can throw around the room. However, he can also summon flaming [[gold:bats]] to break the ground. For now, just hit him with your [[gold:sword]] - he’s immune to everything else!

Phase 2 Description: Ganon’s finally figured out how you’ve been hitting him, so he put out the [[gold:torches]] in the pyramid. As long as the room is dark, he’s invincible, so use your [[gold:lamp and fire rod]] to expose him. Your [[gold:sword]] and [[red:silver arrows]] should finish him off from there. Go, Link, for the fate of Hyrule! You have to stop him!

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Everyone Is Marx]]

I saw a youtube comment saying that Miracle Matter was Void Soul because they shared one attack. By that logic, I’m going to prove that everyone is Marx.

Marx is Star Dream, Drawcia, Sectonia, and Void because they share cutter attacks. Marx is also Magolor because of their lasers. Magolor is Zan Partizanne for the same reason, and Zan is Star Dream for that reason. Zan is Hyness because they share the attack of... Hyness wields the generals as weapons, so Flamberge, Francisca, and Zan are all Hyness simply by existing. Magolor is Grand Doomer because of their shield attacks. Grand Doomer is all the other Doomers, because take a wild guess. Sphere Doomers are Meta Knight, because they have similar themes. For the same reason, Sphere Doomers are Miracle Matter. Meta Knight is Dark Meta Knight, Galacta Knight, and Morpho Knight. Morpho Knight and Kirby both use Ultra Sword, therefore Kirby is Morpho Knight. Kirby turns into the Halberd, and Heavy Lobster is on the Halberd. Sectonia and Whispy are both plants. Whispy and Phan Phan both drop apples. Functionally, Grand Wheelie’s wheel minions are the same attack. The same applies to that clock miniboss. Kracko also drops apples in Triple Deluxe. Whispy and Flowery Woods have the same move set. Paintra is Drawcia because they look the same. Pyribbit and Coily Rattler both go into the background, similarly to Whispy Woods.

But we’ve been ignoring the key here. “Flamberge, Francisca, and Zan are all Hyness simply by existing”. Everything exists, therefore everything is Marx.

TO BE CONTINUED

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[[folder:People Who Are Marx]]
A continuation of the above folder, listing everyone who I’ve “proven” is Marx.

-Marx

-Magolor

-Drawcia

-Star Dream

-Void Termina

-Zan Partizanne

-Hyness

-Francisca

-Flamberge

-Grand Doomer

-Other Doomers

-Miracle Matter

-Meta Knight

-Dark Meta Knight

-Galacta Knight

-Morpho Knight

-Kirby

-Heavy Lobster

-Whispy Woods

-Phan Phan

-Grand Wheelie

-clock thing from Super Star

-Kracko

-Flowery Woods

-Paintra

-Pyribbit

-Coily Rattler

-Literally everything in all of existence
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[[folder:Suddenly A Thing]]

A random idea I had. Basically, six main characters run eight-round battles against various other characters from different series. Main characters and enemies are listed below.

* Main
-Magolor

-Grand Doomer

-Void Soul

-Flandre Scarlet

-Koishi Komeiji

-Ran Yakumo

* Arena 1

-Amorbis

-Chykka

-Warrior Ing

-Sub-Guardians

-Quadraxis

-Emperor Ing

-EX Dark Samus/Metroid Prime

-Phaaze Soul (1)

* Arena 2

-Amorbis (Magolor only)

-Lanmolas (everyone else)

-Greater Doomer

-Moldorm

-O5 Council

-SCP-173

-SCP-682

-EX SCP-2317

-Phaaze Soul + 2317

* Arena 3

-Keshpeth

-Whispy Woods

-Kracko

-Taranza

-King D-Mind

-Sectonia

-EX Sectonia Soul

-Red Phaaze Soul

* Arena 4

-Star Dream

-Arachnus + Zazabi

-Thardus

-Omega Pirate

-Serris + Yakuza

-Mother Brain

-EX Star Dream Soul OS

-Ridley + Kraid

* Arena 5

-Dark Meta Knight

-Galactic Nova

-Galacta Knight

-Emperor Ing’s Revenge

-True Metroid Prime

-Mutated Emperor Ing

-EX True Dark Samus/Metroid Prime

-Ultimate Phaaze Soul

* Arena 6

-Dimentio

-Kabula

-Agahnim

-Ganon

-3 Dark Matters (Void Soul)

-Miracle Matter (Everyone else)

-0^2

-EX Hyness + Mages

-Void Termina (first phase)

* Arena 7

-Marx

-Susie

-Haltmann

-Sentry Guardian + Labyrinth’s Eye

-SCP-2399

-Mekhane

-EX Grand Karcist Ion

-Mekhane + Yaldabaoth

After completing Arena 7, Phaaze Soul joins the main group.

* Arena 8
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Emperor Ing’s Reasonably Priced Items]]
All the things I sell.

Sulfur: 6,400,000,000 per bottle NO LONGER SOLD

Portals: $10^100 per portal or 13 human souls per portal

* Two portals are required for them to actually work

Armor: Free with purchase of 8 cubic meters of Phazon

Phazon: $4,900,000,000 per cubic meter

Astatine: $10^30 per second it exists. Separate fees are charged for each atom

My legal help for owning any of this stuff: $100 per millisecond between hiring me and the verdict

* We’re hiring for our location in Another Dimension!

** Criteria:

*** must not breathe oxygen

*** must be willing to give control of their entire existence to a dark being they barely know

*** legal name must be Landia
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Portals: $10^100 per portal

[[folder:Emperor Ing’s Portal Service]]
Ever wanted access to the dimension I live in? Well, you can have it for the low price of 10^100 dollars per portal, plus tax. Note that you need to buy them two at a time for them to actually do anything. You’ll also need to bring a way to get to Aether into the portal, as you’ll arrive in the mirror version of where the portal is.

If you’re okay with all of these things, then just sign the form that doesn’t exist and I’ll install them right away. Have fun being in debt for the rest of your life, and don’t go in my house.

Marx is Star Dream, Drawcia, Sectonia, and Void because they share cutter attacks. Marx is also Magolor because of their lasers. Magolor is Zan Partizanne for the same reason, and Zan is Star Dream for that reason. Zan is Hyness because they share the attack of... Hyness wields the generals as weapons, so Flamberge, Francisca, and Zan are all Hyness simply by existing. Magolor is Grand Doomer because of their shield attacks. Grand Doomer is all the other Doomers, because take a wild guess. Sphere Doomers are Meta Knight, because they have similar themes. For the same reason, Sphere Doomers are Miracle Matter. Meta Knight is Dark Meta Knight, Galacta Knight, and Morpho Knight. Morpho Knight and Kirby both use Ultra Sword, therefore Kirby is Morpho Knight. Kirby turns into the Halberd, and Heavy Lobster is on the Halberd.

[[folder:SCP-XXXX “Arena Of Another World” (Unfinished)]]

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be secured at Containment Area-163 in a reinforced 2m x 2m x 2m chamber. Two armed guards are to be placed outside the chamber at all times. All personnel entering SCP-XXXX are to have the time of entrance and exit recorded to the millisecond. In the event SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 enter a rage state, a singular D-Class is to terminate either entity. SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 should then be allowed to terminate the D-Class and return to their standard position.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a steel door approximately 1.8 meters in height and 0.7 meters wide. Upon entering the door, any entity within will be transported to an alternate reality. Exploration of this reality is limited, but the area within 5 km of SCP-XXXX os composed entirely of solid granite. Approximately 0.5 km north of SCP-XXXX is a large structure resembling a colosseum.

If the colosseum’s floor is destroyed, a new one will emerge from approximately 13 meters below the old floor. All traces of the old floor disappear immediately. There is seemingly no limit to the amount of replacement floors that can exist. The colosseum contains four entities, labeled SCP-XXXX-1-A, SCP-XXXX-1-B, SCP-XXXX-2, and SCP-XXXX-3. Descriptions of these entities are listed below.

-SCP-XXXX-1

SCP-XXXX-1 are two knights, both wearing identical iron armor. The entities are equal in all measures aside from the color of their armor. SCP-XXXX-1-A wears solid white armor, while SCP-XXXX-1-B wears solid black. Both entities are seemingly immortal. In the event either of the beings are killed, they will instantly stand back up and their armor will restore itself to its original state.

Under normal circumstances, both knights stand directly across from each other and an equal distance from the center of the colosseum. However, when SCP-XXXX-2 enters its position, both instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will fight to the death. When one is killed and subsequently revived, both entities will return to their original positions via teleportation and bow. They then cease all movement until SCP-XXXX-2 leaves and reenters the colosseum.

In the event either instance is killed by a being other than the other instance, both instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will enter a rage state. In this state, they will pursue the entity responsible until said entity has been terminated. Notably, this includes leaving the arena and entering our reality via SCP-XXXX. When in a rage state, instances of SCP-XXXX-1 gain strength far beyond that demonstrated in normal circumstances, and are capable of outputting enough force to shatter walls of iron up to 5cm thick. This strength disappears once SCP-XXXX-1 exits a rage state. In the event a rage state is exited, both instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will instantly teleport to their original positions within the colosseum. If a rage state is entered during a battle between SCP-XXXX-1-A and SCP-XXXX-1-B, when this state is exited they will restart the battle upon reentering the colosseum.

-SCP-XXXX-2

SCP-XXXX-2 is a hooded entity 1.9 meters in height. No part of its body is visible from outside its robes, and attempts to remove them have resulted in immediate disintegration of the entity making said attempt. Under normal circumstances, SCP-XXXX-2 appears in the colosseum’s north observation box at exactly 12:00:00 PM, eastern time, every day. Precisely one minute after its appearance, the two instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will commence their duel. Upon completion of the duel, SCP-XXXX-2 will cease to exist until 12:00:00 PM the next day. Depending on whether SCP-XXXX-1-A or SCP-XXXX-1-B is winning the duel, the color of SCP-XXXX-2’s robes will change. At its default color, the robe is a shade of gray exactly between white and black - if SCP-XXXX-1-A is winning, the robe will gradually become whiter, while if SCP-XXXX-1-B is winning, the robe will darken. Its color resets at the end of each duel. All living beings who touch the robe are instantly disintegrated.

-SCP-XXXX-3

SCP-XXXX-3 is a titanic humanoid entity dwelling directly below the colosseum. It has drastically oversized forelimbs and is 9.4 meters in height. SCP-XXXX-3 possesses a skin color equal to that of SCP-XXXX-2’s robe at its default state. SCP-XXXX-3 also possesses a pair of curved horns and a circular mask with two eye holes. The eye holes are placed exactly halfway between the edge of the circle and the center. SCP-XXXX-3 possesses no weaponry. Every seven days at precisely 12:01:30, eastern time, SCP-XXXX-3 will engage SCP-XXXX-1 in combat. It makes its entrance by cracking open the floor of the colosseum and rising into the arena as the replacement floor is constructed. When it reaches the floor level of the colosseum, it will engage SCP-XXXX-1 in combat. SCP-XXXX-1-B gains a harpoon during combat with SCP-XXXX-3. Should SCP-XXXX-3’s mask be removed, a singular giant eyeball is revealed behind it. Attacks to this eyeball are the only way to harm SCP-XXXX-3. In the event SCP-XXXX-3 is terminated, it will return in seven days and repeat its cycle. If SCP-XXXX-3 kills either of SCP-XXXX-1, the killed instance of SCP-XXXX-1 will revive and all three entities present in the arena will bow. The colosseum will then reset to its state before SCP-XXXX-3 entered.

-Testing Log
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The colosseum contains four entities, labeled SCP-XXXX-1-A, SCP-XXXX-1-B, SCP-XXXX-2, and SCP-XXXX-3. Descriptions of these entities are listed below.

SCP-XXXX-2 is a hooded entity 1.9 meters in height. No part of its body is visible from outside its robes, and attempts to remove them have resulted in immediate disintegration of the entity making said attempt. Under normal circumstances, SCP-XXXX-2 appears in the colosseum’s north observation box at exactly 12:00:00 PM, eastern time, every day. Precisely one minute after its appearance, the two instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will commence their duel. Upon completion of the duel, SCP-XXXX-2 will cease to exist until 12:00:00 PM the next day. Depending on whether SCP-XXXX-1-A or SCP-XXXX-1-B is winning the duel, the color of SCP-XXXX-2’s robes will change.

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