History Tropers / Dylanmc12

Hello, this is my page. I don't know what I'll do with this page. No idea. So I'll just say some stuff. Well, thanks for visiting, I suppose. So, I'll just say some stuff.

The media I mostly endorse myself in includes webcomics, old cartoons and comic strips, vidya gaems, and rocking myself back and forth until the tears stop.

I may as well provide some information about myself: I live in Scotland, land o' manskirts and funny accents. I am skeptical of others people, I speak in a monotonous, bland voice accompanied by precise language, because if I don't I end up pissing people off for one reason or another, and I like [[PreciousPuppies puppies]].

!! Tropes that apply to me, fully or in a sidelong fashion

* AmbiguousDisorder: My mother, in all of her glorious, learned enigmacy, basically diagnosed me with Asperger's when I was 3. I haven't actually been diagnosed with it, but I'm certainly somewhere on the Autistic Spectrum.
* BiTheWay: It's complicated.
* BookDumb: I am really, really not very sharp.
* ButtMonkey
* BritishAccents: Very [[BuffySpeak British-y]].
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: I'll admit to having my moments.
* DumbBlond
* FurryFandom: [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Except not.]]
* FriendlessBackground: Not friendless, as much as having a very small group of friends that [[TheFriendNobodyLikes hated]] [[WithFriendsLikeThese me]].
* {{Gonk}}: Before I turn my phone off, I turn it so that it faces my palm so I don't have to see my reflection. I have my keyboard covered with tape so I don't see my reflection in it, and I just rely on muscle memory. I've painted over all of my windows. [[{{Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei}} I'll never see the day I turn into a swan.]]
* HatesBeingTouched
* HatesEveryoneEqually: It doesn't matter if you're black, white, human, otherkin, gay, straight, a polar bear, or a skier: I probably already dislike you.
* HeelRealization: One day I woke up and realised that I'm trash. [[SubvertedTrope Then I had breakfast.]]
* {{Hikikomori}}
* IdiotHair: I've got a lot of cowlicks. I love my cowlicks. I've named them Bobby, Johnny, Tonya, and [[OddNameOut Armadeus]].
* LethalChef
* LonersAreFreaks
* MessyHair
* NervousWreck: Not that you could tell from my [[TookALevelInDumbass online]] [[JerkAss persona]], but I actually do have a lot of trouble socialising in RealLife. [[BaitAndSwitch What's my solution?]] [[NotGoodWithPeople I]] [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters Don't.]]
* NightmareFetishist[=/=]CovertPervert
* NoSocialSkills
* NotGoodWithPeople
* NotAMorningPerson
* ShrinkingViolet
* TheSnarkKnight
* RidiculouslyAverageGuy

* CovertPervert

* NightmareFetishist

* NoSenseOfPersonalSpace: Often a victim of this.

* NotAMorningPerson: People who are energetic in the morning just make me cry with exhaustion.
* SanitySlippage: You know the good thing about a conversation with yourself? [[LogicBomb You're the only person who will 100% agree with you.]]

* StepfordSnarker
* TheKlutz: I once walked into a table so hard that I broke my toe. Now, it's bent at an odd angle and it doesn't have any feeling in it anymore... in fact, no; I did that [[WalkingDisasterArea twice]]. [[NoKillLikeOverkill To the same toe.]]

* FourTemperamentEnsemble: According to a few trusted tests, I'm a mix of Mechancolic and Phlegmatic. While whether or not they're accurate is up to debate, I answered as honestly as I could.

* {{Adorkable}}: I have been informed that I am [[PositiveDiscrimination "stupid cute"]]. Not sure what to think of that, but alright.

* FurryFandom: I'm not a furry per se, but I like a lot of works coming from the fandom.

* NoSocialSkills: Who needs 'em? ([[AndIMustScream help me]])
* NotGoodWithPeople: I empathise with people, but I hate socialising with them. I will, however, object to someone killing a spider, shooting a dog or harming animals in general. I'll even let really big spiders live in my room rather than kill them.

* ScottishEnglish: While I don't speak it, growing up in Scotland makes what most consider nonsense with a funny accent completely understandable to me.

* StepfordSnarker: Emotions are hard. Passive hatred expressed through bitter remarks that fly under the radar are easier.

* FurryFandom: I'm not a furry per se, but I enjoy many shows that are popular with the fandom, and I can name a few furry artists that I like. So I can associate with the fandom, at best.

* SophisticatedAsHell: Some people say I talk like this.
* SurroundedByIdiots: Part of a defense mechanism in my angst ridden, teenage years. When I realised how fucking stupid that attitude was and how only psuedo intellectuals and actual idiots have that attitude, I immediately dropped it and started becoming less of an asshole.

* RidiculouslyAverageGuy
* WeaksauceWeakness: Common sense, modern pop music, and the crushing dread of reality.
* WhoWantsToLiveForever: Seriously, who would?

* WeaksauceWeakness: Common sense, tobasco sauce, and the crushing dread of reality.