History TearJerker / LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff

* Biff's reaction to Judas's betrayal, especially considering that Josh didn't give Judas a choice in betraying him and Judas didn't really ''want to'' in the first place.

''[[Literature/LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff Lamb]]'', by Creator/ChristopherMoore. It's the brilliant, hilarious, thought-provoking story of the life of Jesus, as told by his degenerate best friend. [[ItWasHisSled You]] ''[[ItWasHisSled know]]'' what has to happen at the end. It will ''still'' break your heart.

** kind of Fridge but say you miraculously returned from the dead, going to your disciples and friends to let them know [[spoiler:...only to find out that your best friend committed suicide because he didn't know you'd be coming back from the dead.]]

* The scene where Joshua (Jesus) comes back to the monastery [[spoiler:after finding that the Yeti, whom he felt was the only being in the world that understood what being the only one of his kind felt like, had died in a cave-in, alone, and Joshua wasn't there to save him or even comfort him as he succumbed to death.]] This is one of the most heart-wrenching scenes in the entire book.

* Biff's reaction to Judas's betrayal.
** Especially considering that Josh didn't give Judas a choice in betraying him and Judas didn't really ''want to'' in the first place.

** kind of Fridge but say you miraculously returned from the dead, going to your disciples and friends to let them know [[spoiler:...only to find out that your best friend committed suicide because he didn't know you'd be coming back from the dead.]]

''[[Literature/LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff Lamb]]'', by ChristopherMoore. It's the brilliant, hilarious, thought-provoking story of the life of Jesus, as told by his degenerate best friend. [[ItWasHisSled You]] ''[[ItWasHisSled know]]'' what has to happen at the end. It will ''still'' break your heart.

** [[spoiler:Biff's suicide out of grief over Joshua's death, '''especially''' since you know that Josh [[IGotBetter will get better]] but his best friend will miss the best part of the story.]]

''[[LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff Lamb]]'', by ChristopherMoore. It's the brilliant, hilarious, thought-provoking story of the life of Jesus, as told by his degenerate best friend. [[ItWasHisSled You]] ''[[ItWasHisSled know]]'' what has to happen at the end. It will ''still'' break your heart.

* ''[[LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff Lamb]]'', by ChristopherMoore. It's the brilliant, hilarious, thought-provoking story of the life of Jesus, as told by his degenerate best friend. [[ItWasHisSled You]] ''[[ItWasHisSled know]]'' what has to happen at the end. It will ''still'' break your heart.
** If the scene where Joshua (Jesus) comes back to the monestary [[spoiler: after finding that the Yeti, whom he felt was the only being in the world that understood what being the only one of his kind felt like, had died in a cave-in, alone, and Joshua wasn't there to save him or even comfort him as he succumbed to death,]] doesn't make you cry tears of sadness and anger, then you have no soul. Even as an atheist, this affected me. It's written very powerfully.
** "No more blood. No more blood. No more blood." * sob*
*** The whole symbolism of the lamb/sacrifice is one of the oldest in Christianity. It still hits me like a brick to the face, every time.
--->"Why are we having Passover with [a different sect of Judaism]?
--->"Because at their Passover, they don't kill a lamb."

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* ''[[LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff Lamb]]'', by ChristopherMoore. It's the brilliant, hilarious, thought-provoking story of the life of Jesus, as told by his degenerate best friend. [[ItWasHisSled You]] ''[[ItWasHisSled know]]'' what has to happen at the end]]. It will ''still'' break your heart.

* ''[[LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff Lamb]]'', by ChristopherMoore. It's the brilliant, hilarious, thought-provoking story of the life of Jesus, as told by his degenerate best friend. [[ItWasHisSled You ''know'' what has to happen at the end]]. It will ''still'' break your heart.