History SelfDemonstrating / Wolverine

I've also appeared in [[WesternAnimation/XMen a buncha]] [[WesternAnimation/XMenEvolution cartoons]] [[WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen fer]] [[WesternAnimation/TheSuperheroSquadShow kids]] (and [[WesternAnimation/HulkVs a few]] [[Anime/{{Wolverine}} fer]] [[Anime/XMen adults]]), as well as [[Film/XMen an X-Men movie series]] where I was played by Creator/HughJackman. Though he would be too tall, pretty and Australian to play me in movies, his portrayal ''did'' become one of the best-known and widely praised superhero portrayals to hit the big screen, so I don't blame him. But due to those razzafrazzin' rights issues, ya prolly won't see me duke it out with [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse the Hulk or Thor]] on the big screen any time soon, though there ''do'' seem to be plans to put the ComicBook/FantasticFour and SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom in the same universe as me.

You probably know me best for my role as one of the X-Men (and now as [[ComicBook/WolverineAndTheXMen the guy in charge of the school]], my [[WolverineClaws razor-sharp claws]], my HealingFactor, my [[UnstoppableRage berserker rages]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking my]] ''glorious'' [[CarpetOfVirility chest hair]], and [[WolverinePublicity bein' damn near everywhere in the Marvel U]]. Heh. After all, not many heroes can claim to be as {{Badass}} as me - who else would run into a fight with [[SelfDemonstrating/TheIncredibleHulk the Hulk]] or even the Juggernaut without even hesitatin'?

* GoneHorriblyRight: Here's a fun fact for ya, bub: I wasn't born with my adamantium skeleton. It was only after those Canadian government assholes captured me and tried to turn me into a mindless living weapon. But instead, they ended up with the Wolverine you know and love, stronger than ever before, and I was royally ''pissed'', [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge so I went and slaughtered those abusive basketcases one by one]] - they had it comin'. [[spoiler: The rampage was actually AllJustADream, but my hatred for them was as real as ever.]]

You probably know me best for my role as one of the X-Men, my [[WolverineClaws razor-sharp claws]], my HealingFactor, my [[UnstoppableRage berserker rages]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking my]] ''glorious'' [[CarpetOfVirility chest hair]], and [[WolverinePublicity bein' damn near everywhere in the Marvel U]]. Heh. After all, not many heroes can claim to be as {{Badass}} as me - who else would run into a fight with [[SelfDemonstrating/TheIncredibleHulk the Hulk]] or even the Juggernaut without even hesitatin'?

I've also appeared in [[WesternAnimation/XMen a buncha]] [[WesternAnimation/XMenEvolution cartoons]] [[WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen fer]] [[WesternAnimation/TheSuperheroSquadShow kids]] (and [[WesternAnimation/HulkVs a few]] [[Anime/{{Wolverine}} fer]] [[Anime/XMen adults]]), as well as [[Film/XMen an X-Men movie series]] where I was played by Creator/HughJackman. Though he would be too tall, pretty and Australian to play me in movies, his portrayal ''did'' become one of the best-known and widely praised superhero portrayals to hit the big screen, so I don't blame him.

''(This page is best read in [[WesternAnimation/XMen Cal Dodd]], Creator/SteveBlum or Creator/HughJackman's voice.)''

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Yer probably wonderin' about my origin story, but those government assholes messed with my brain when I was part of their Weapon X program, so from what I heard, ya better read ''Origin'', ''Weapon X'' and the like. For one thing, ''I'' haven't.[[note]]''(In a nutshell: Wolverine was born James Howlett in Alberta, [[CanadaEh Canada]], and grew his bone claws after being forced to kill his groundskeeper, who in turn had killed his father. He then adopted the name "Logan", living in the wilderness and going on with his life, until he was captured by the Canadian government as part of their "Weapon X" program, at which point he was brainwashed and given his adamantium skeleton. He escaped, and the rest is history.)''[[/note]]

''(This page is best read in Creator/SteveBlum or Creator/HughJackman's voice.)''

* AntiHero: Probably [[TropeCodifier one of the premier examples]] in superhero comics, ''period'' - with the other X-Men, killing is a last resort, but with me, it's second nature. Though in current comics, [[PragmaticHero I'm not quite as rough as I used t'be]]. I've actually bounced all over th'place in this regard.

You've probably heard of me - I'm the Wolverine. Or you can call me Logan. And if ya know me, you'd know that I'm the best at what what I do. And what I do - ''([[DramaticGunCock SNIKT]])'' - isn't very nice.

You've probably heard of me - I'm the Wolverine. And if ya know me, you'd know that I'm the best at what what I do. And what I do - ''([[DramaticGunCock snikt]])'' - isn't very nice.

Ya probably know me best for bein' part of the X-Men, my [[WolverineClaws razor-sharp claws]], my HealingFactor, my [[UnstoppableRage berserker rages]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking my]] ''glorious'' [[CarpetOfVirility chest hair]], and [[WolverinePublicity bein' damn near everywhere in the Marvel U]]. Heh. After all, not many heroes can claim to be as {{Badass}} as me - who else would run into a fight with [[SelfDemonstrating/TheIncredibleHulk the Hulk]] or even the Juggernaut without even hesitatin'?

Yer probably wonderin' about my origin story, but those government assholes fucked with my brain when I was part of their Weapon X program, so from what I heard, ya better read ''Origin'', ''Weapon X'' and the like. For one thing, ''I'' haven't.[[note]]''(In a nutshell: Wolverine was born James Howlett in Alberta, [[CanadaEh Canada]], and grew his bone claws after being forced to kill his groundskeeper, who in turn had killed his father. He then adopted the name "Logan", living in the wilderness and going on with his life, until he was captured by the Canadian government as part of their "Weapon X" program, at which point he was brainwashed and given his adamantium skeleton. He escaped, and the rest is history.)''[[/note]]

I've also appeared in [[WesternAnimation/XMen a buncha]] [[WesternAnimation/XMenEvolution cartoons]] [[WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen fer kids]] (and [[WesternAnimation/HulkVs a few]] [[Anime/{{Wolverine}} fer]] [[Anime/XMen adults]]), as well as [[Film/XMen an X-Men movie series]] where I was played by Creator/HughJackman. Though he would be too tall, pretty and Australian to play me in movies, his portrayal ''did'' become one of the best-known and widely praised superhero portrayals to hit the big screen, so I don't blame him.

* TheBear: While I'm a fairly [[IncrediblyLamePun straight]] example, apparently the version of me from ''X-Treme X-Men'' is some sorta flamin' homo - and just as hairy, too.[[note]]Although "homo" is a politically incorrect slur, it's probably how someone like Logan himself would say it, and (hopefully) not how any of the tropers editing would.[[/note]]%%If you replace the term, please try to stay in character.

* HeroesWantRedheads: If ya know me, you'd know I always go for red-haired women, especially Jean Grey.

* {{Badass}}: Just look at the picture above, bub. Or pick up any one of my stories.

I've also appeared in [[WesternAnimation/XMen a buncha]] [[WesternAnimation/XMenEvolution cartoons]] [[WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen fer kids]] (and [[WesternAnimation/HulkVs a few]] [[Anime/{{Wolverine}} fer]] [[Anime/XMen adults]]), as well as [[Film/XMen an X-Men movie series]] where I was played by Creator/HughJackman. Though he would be too tall, pretty and 'Stralian to play me in movies, his portrayal ''did'' become one of the best-known and widely praised superhero portrayals to hit the big screen, so I don't blame him.

* TheBear: While I'm a fairly [[IncrediblyLamePun straight]] example, apparently the version of me from ''X-Treme X-Men'' is some sorta flamin' homo - and just as hairy, too.[[note]]Although "homo" is a politically incorrect slur, it's probably how Logan himself would say it, and (hopefully) not how any of the tropers editing would.[[/note]]%%If you replace the term, please try to stay in character.

Ya probably know me best for bein' part of the X-Men, my [[WolverineClaws razor-sharp claws]], my HealingFactor, my [[UnstoppableRage berserker rages]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywaling my]] ''glorious'' [[CarpetOfVirility chest hair]], and [[WolverinePublicity bein' damn near everywhere in the Marvel U]]. Heh. After all, not many heroes can claim to be as {{Badass}} as me - who else would run into a fight with [[SelfDemonstrating/TheIncredibleHulk the Hulk]] or even the Juggernaut without even hesitatin'?

* TheBear: While I'm a fairly [[IncrediblyLamePun straight]] example, apparently the version of me from ''X-Treme X-Men'' is some sorta flamin' homo - and just as hairy, too. %%Although "homo" is a politically incorrect slur, it's probably how Logan himself would say it, and (hopefully) not how any of the tropers editing would. If you replace the term, please try to stay in character.

* TheBear: While I'm a fairly [[IncrediblyLamePun straight]] example, apparently the version of me from ''X-Treme X-Men'' is some sorta flamin' homo - and just as hairy, too.
%%Although "homo" is an offensive slur, it's probably how Logan himself would talk, and (hopefully) not any of the tropers editing. If you replace the term, please try to stay in character.

Hey bub. It looks like [[SelfDemonstrating/TheIncredibleHulk the Hulk]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Magneto}} Magneto]] (one of my worst enemies) and [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} that fourth-wall breakin' clown]] already have their own pages, so [[WolverinePublicity in fine Wolverine tradition]], it's about time I got my own. But ya better not waste my time, or else you can [[Film/XMenFirstClass go fuck yourself]].

Hey bub. It looks like [[SelfDemonstrating/TheIncredibleHulk the Hulk]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Magneto}} one of my worst enemies]] and [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} that fourth-wall breakin' clown]] already have their own pages, so [[WolverinePublicity in fine Wolverine tradition]], it's about time I got my own. But ya better not waste my time, or else you can [[Film/XMenFirstClass go fuck yourself]].

Hey bub. It looks like [[SelfDemonstrating/TheIncredible Hulk the Hulk]], [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Magneto}} one of my worst enemies]] and [[SelfDemonstrating/Deadpool that fourth-wall breakin' clown]] already have their own pages, so [[WolverinePublicity in fine Wolverine tradition]], it's about time I got my own. But ya better not waste my time, or else you can [[Film/XMenFirstClass go fuck yourself]].

Hey bub. Ya better not waste my time, or else you can [[Film/XMenFirstClass go fuck yourself]].

I've also appeared in [[WesternAnimation/XMen a buncha]] [[WesternAnimation/XMenEvolution cartoons]] [[WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen fer kids]] (and [[WesternAnimation/HulkVs a few fer adults]]), as well as [[Film/XMen a movie series]] where I was played by Creator/HughJackman. Though he would be too tall, pretty and 'Stralian to play me in movies, his portrayal ''did'' become one of the best-known and widely praised superhero portrayals to hit the big screen, so I'll leave it at that.

I first appeared in ''SelfDemonstrating/TheIncredibleHulk'' #180 (October, 1974), where the government sent me to track down and kill the big green bastard, until the two of us both teamed up to fight the Wendigo. After that, I joined the ComicBook/XMen, ComicBook/TheAvengers, and [[WolverinePublicity pretty much every other team in the Marvel universe]], but had my own solo adventures as well.

I first appeared in ''SelfDemonstrating/TheIncredibleHulk'' #180 (October, 1974), where the government sent me to track down and kill the big green bastard, until the two of us both teamed up to fight the Wendigo. After that, I joined the ComicBook/XMen, ComicBook/TheAvengers, and damn near pretty much every other team in the Marvel universe, but had my own solo adventures as well.

''(This page is best read in Creator/SteveBlum or Creator/Hugh Jackman's voice.)''

''(This page is best read in Creator/SteveBlum or Creator/Hugh Jackman[='s=] voice.)''

You've probably heard of me. I'm the Wolverine. And if ya know me, you'd know that I'm the best at what what I do. And what I do - ''([[DramaticGunCock snikt]])'' - isn't very nice.

''(This page is best read in Creator/SteveBlum or Creator/Hugh Jackman[-'s'-] voice.)''

Hey bub. Ya better not waste my time, or else you can [[Film/XMenFirstClass go fuck yourself]].