History SelfDemonstrating / BillCipher

* VillainousBreakdown: [[spoiler:DIDN'T I TELL YOU I GOT FOILED? HUH?! GNAH, FINE. I GOT WHAT I WANTED, AND THOSE PESKY GNATS STILL DEFIED ME. IF THAT WASN'T IRRITATING ENOUGH, I WAS SO CLOSE TO TYING UP THAT LAST LOOSE END WITH THAT OLD LOON FORD, AND THEN THAT BICKERING FOOL AND HIS EQUALLY INSANE BROTHER GOT THE DROP ON ME... ''ME'' WHO CAN SEE EVERYTHING! IF YOU TALK ABOUT ME PATHETICALLY BEGGING FOR MY LIFE BEFORE GETTING ANNIHILATED FROM EXISTENCE AFTER THAT, I WILL PERSONALLY ENSURE THOSE WRINKLED WACKOS AND THEIR FRIENDS NEVER FIND YOUR BODY!]]

* VillainousBreakdown: [[spoiler:AND TO THINK THOSE DEFIANT PESTS KEEP LIVING DESPITE ME ORDERING THEM TO DIE WAS IRRITATING ENOUGH EVEN THOUGH I MANAGED TO GET WHAT I WANTED. I WAS SO CLOSE TO TYING UP THAT LAST LOOSE END WITH THAT OLD LOON FORD, AND THEN THAT BICKERING FOOL AND HIS EQUALLY INSANE BROTHER GOT THE DROP ON ME... ''ME'' WHO CAN SEE EVERYTHING! IF YOU TALK ABOUT ME PATHETICALLY BEGGING FOR MY LIFE BEFORE GETTING ANNIHILATED FROM EXISTENCE AFTER THAT, I WILL PERSONALLY ENSURE THOSE WRINKLED WACKOS AND THEIR FRIENDS NEVER FIND YOUR BODY!]]

* VillainousBreakdown: [[spoiler:AND TO THINK THOSE DEFIANT PESTS KEEP LIVING DESPITE ME ORDERING THEM TO DIE WAS IRRITATING ENOUGH. I WAS SO CLOSE TO FINALLY GETTING WHAT I WANT FROM THAT OLD LOON FORD, AND THEN THOSE BICKERING FOOLS GOT THE DROP ON ME... ''ME'' WHO CAN SEE EVERYTHING! AND IF YOU TALK ABOUT ME PATHETICALLY BEGGING FOR MY LIFE BEFORE GETTING ANNIHILATED FROM EXISTENCE FOREVER BY THAT CRAZY OLD WACKO, I WILL PERSONALLY ENSURE THOSE WRINKLED DUNCES AND THEIR FRIENDS NEVER FIND YOUR BODY!]]

** AND WHADDYA KNOW? [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle THAT METAL-ARMED NERD]] AND [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Boomstick}} HIS HILLBILLY FRIEND]] DECIDED TO PIT ME AGAINST [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic SOMEONE WHO LOVES CHAOS AND MESSING WITH REALITY AS MUCH AS I DO.]] GET READY FOR THINGS TO GET ''WEIRD'', FOLKS! [[spoiler:AND WHAT DO YA KNOW, I PROVED TO BE THE BETTER CHAOS BRINGER! TOO BAD HE TRAPPED ME BACK IN THE NIGHTMARE REALM IN THE PROCCESS! BUT NO BIG DEAL, I'VE DONE THIS ONCE ALREADY... *[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou looks towards the reader before grabbing them and offering a flaming hand for a deal]]* '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion WANNA MAKE A DEAL?!]]''''']]

WELL, WELL, WELL! HEY THERE, TROPE EXPLORER! THE NAME'S [[Characters/GravityFallsBillCipher BILL CIPHER]]! YOU KIDS MIGHT KNOW ME FROM A ''CERTAIN'' POPULAR SHOW CALLED ''[[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls GRAVITY FALLS]]''. IF NOT, LET ME GIVE YOU A RUNDOWN! OH, NO, '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion NO]]''''', I INSIST! LUCKILY FOR YOU, YOU OVER-INDULGENT ANTISOCIAL TROLL, I'M NOT ACCEPTING OFFERINGS AT THIS TIME AS I BESTOW UNHOLY KNOWLEDGE! YOU CAN KEEP YOUR BLOOD, DECAPITATED PUDGY DIGITS, RECORDED SCREAMS, AND MEMORABILIA OF MYSELF! NOW TAPE YOUR EYEBALLS OPEN, TAKE A SEAT, AND KEEP SCROLLING DOWN MY PAGE AS YOU GAZE UPON A SLIVER OF SURREPTITIOUS ERUDITIONS THAT SAGES AND CULTS HAVE CLAMORED IN DESPERATION FOR! MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE WHILE I GET A NICE, WARM, GLASS OF LEAD-BASED PAINT. EVERGREEN'S MY FAVORITE.

* CloudCuckooLander: ''WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT DEER TEETH?'' Gideon: I still shiver when i remember being given them.

* LackOfEmpathy: WHAT THE HECK EVEN IS THAT? IT IS SOMETHING YOU CAN SPREAD ON A POP-TART? IS IT IN ANY WAY RELATED TO THAT STRANGE THING THEY CALL "GOOEY-ELT"? GENUINE QUESTION.

* CloudCuckooLander: ''WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT DEER TEETH?'' Gideon: I still shiver when i remember it.

* LackOfEmpathy: WHAT THE HECK EVEN IS THAT? IT IS SOMETHING YOU CAN SPREAD ON A POPTART? IS IT THE SAME AS THIS STRANGE THING THEY CALL "GOOEY-ELT"? GENUINE QUESTION.

* CloudCuckooLander: ''WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT DEER TEETH?'' Gideon: I still shiver about it.

* CloudCuckooLander: ''WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT DEER TEETH?'' Gideon: I still shiver every time.

* DemonicPossession: I JUST LOVE DOING THIS! PAIN IS HILARIOUS! TOO BAD FOR THE VICTIM, THOUGH! Dipper: That was my worst day ever! I had to use a spare sock puppet Mabel made so I could tell her what he did to me and his plan for the journal.
* TheDreaded: EVERYONE IS REALLY SCARED OF ME. [[BlatantLies NOT SURE WHY.]]

* CloudCuckooLander: ''WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT DEER TEETH?'' Gideon: I still shiver every time i remember that.
* CompleteMonster: AND PROUD OF IT!

* CloudCuckooLander: ''WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT DEER TEETH?''

* DemonicPossession: I JUST LOVE DOING THIS! PAIN IS HILARIOUS! TOO BAD FOR THE VICTIM, THOUGH! Dipper: That was my worst day ever! I had to use a spare sock puppet Mabel made so I could tell her what he did to me.

* DemonicPossession: I JUST LOVE DOING THIS! PAIN IS HILARIOUS! TOO BAD FOR THE VICTIM, THOUGH!

** AND WHADDYA KNOW? [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle THAT METAL-ARMED NERD]] AND [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Boomstick}} HIS HILLBILLY FRIEND]] DECIDED TO PIT ME AGAINST [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic SOMEONE WHO LOVES CHAOS AND MESSING WITH REALITY AS MUCH AS I DO.]] GET READY FOR THINGS TO GET ''WEIRD'', FOLKS! [[spoiler:AND WHAT DO YA KNOW, I PROVED TO BE THE BETTER CHAOS BRINGER! TOO BAD HE TRAPPED ME BACK IN THE NIGHTMARE REALM IN THE PROCCESS! BUT NO BIG DEAL, I'VE DONE THIS ONCE ALREADY... *[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou looks towards the reader before grabbing them and offering a flaming hand for a deal]]* [[VoiceOfTheLegion WANNA MAKE A DEAL?!]]]]

** AND WHADDYA KNOW? [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle THAT METAL-ARMED NERD]] AND [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Boomstick}} HIS HILLBILLY FRIEND]] DECIDED TO PIT ME AGAINST [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic SOMEONE WHO LOVES CHAOS AND MESSING WITH REALITY AS MUCH AS I DO.]] GET READY FOR THINGS TO GET ''WEIRD'', FOLKS!

** AND WHADDYA KNOW? [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle THAT METAL-ARMED NERD AND HIS HILLBILLY FRIEND]] DECIDED TO PIT ME AGAINST [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic SOMEONE WHO LOVES CHAOS AND MESSING WITH REALITY AS MUCH AS I DO.]] GET READY FOR THINGS TO GET ''WEIRD'', FOLKS!

* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! YOURS TRULY ENDED UP GOING UP AGAINST A [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Sans}} TALKING SKELETON]] AND GAVE HIM A BAD TIME IN [[WebAnimation/OneMinuteMelee UNDER A MINUTE]]! UNFORTUNATELY THAT ANNOYING MUTT GOT RID OF ME BEFORE I COULD END HIS MISERABLE EXISTENCE [[DisproportionateRetribution FOR GETTING SPLINTERS]] [[EyeScream IN MY EYE]]. I HOPE HIS FRANCHISE BOMBS ANYWAY.

* GrandTheftMe: I CAN POSSESS THE BODY OF ANYONE I CAN TRIC-I MEAN CONVINCE TO LET ME INTO THEIR HEAD. OF COURSE, WHILE I GET A KICK OUT OF HOW YOUR MEATSACKS [[SenseFreak CAN FEEL PAIN]], IT'S NOT THE SAME AS MY OWN ALL-POWERFUL FORM.