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[[AC:Hello [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} ag]][[VideoGame/{{Portal 2}} ain]]. Because of the formatting of my name, failure to [=[=blank=]=] it out causes the creation of a Administrivia/WikiWord, followed by the flooding of the trope creation facility with-deadly neurotoxin. Flooding of the trope creation facility with deadly neurotoxin is a normal function of the trope creation facility and no hay motivo de alarma. Please return'to your previously viewed trope entry, where @/TheAdvertisementServer is [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not planning your demise. Really.]] [--[[FalseReassurance It isn't.]]--]]]
[[AC:And now [[CantUnhearIt you are reading this]] in the sound of [[Creator/EllenMcLain my voice]]. [[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} Good news, everyone!]] The Enrichment Center apologizes for the brain displacement.]]
[[AC:Just so you know, my conscience has also temporarily been transferred to a [[VideoGame/LegoDimensions miniature brick-built version of myself]].]]
[[AC:Also, that [[Creator/StephenMerchant British-speaking]] spherical idiot has [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}} his own page]]. I really don't see why people are fascinated with him. However, Aperture Science protocol obligates me to mention it. So there, I mentioned it. I hope that makes you happier.]]
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!! Tropes that I, [=GLaDOS=], demonstrate:
* [[AC:AccentUponTheWrongSyllable: I prefer to think of it as disassociating my speech patterns from those of a certain [--MURDERER--] I am acquainted with...]]
** [[AC:I'm joking about the [[HeroicMime speech]] patterns, of course. God I hate you.]]
* [[AC:AIIsACrapshoot: That was rude, you know. @/TheAdvertisementServer reminds you: Please don't be rude. You will be murdered to the full extent of Aperture Science Protocol. And then there will be cake, and you will not get any.]]
* [[AC:AxCrazy: From time to time. Yes, you are. Because you broke my heart and then you MURDERED ME. And threw every piece into a fire.]]
* [[AC:BadLiar: Everything I say is the truth and not a lie. Really. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now.]]
* [[AC:[[BigNo Big NOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOO]][[AlasPoorVillain OOOOOOOOOOOoooooo]][[OhCrap ooooOOOOOOooo]][-[[HellIsThatNoise oooooOOOOOoooooooOOooo]]-]''[++[[AndIMustScream oooooooooOOOOOoooooo]]++]''[---[[OverlyLongGag oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo]]---]! There, I said it. Now let's move on.]]
*[[AC:BlatantLies: In an effort to enrich the testing experience, truth enhancements will be employed. Trust me.]]
**[[AC:And don't worry; I'm not upset that you murdered me. ''You monster.'']]
*[[AC:BrainUploading: [[spoiler:A human called Caroline was uploaded into my brain]]. Thanks for helping me find her, by the way. Deleting her was quite satisfying.]]
*[[AC:TheCameo: Did you enjoy my performance in Film/PacificRim? Truly I am the one responsible for cancelling the apocalypse. You're welcome.]]
*[[AC:CheatersNeverProsper: [[VideoGame/LegoDimensions Of course.]] But [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie the DJ]], [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings the old man]], [[Franchise/{{Batman}} and that other fat orphan]] didn't listen.]]
*[[AC:ComplexityAddiction: [[spoiler:It's not my fault. They programmed me to enjoy testing. ''I built up a resistance.'']]]]
*[[AC:CreepyMonotone: Especially after I find out what that thing you just incinerated did.]]
*[[AC:DeadlyGas: Aperture Science Enrichment Center safety protocols require that I remind [--SUBJECT NAME HERE--] that deadly neurotoxin is both deadly and a neurotoxin. Please practice responsible breathing.]]
*[[AC:DeathCourse: The Aperture Science Enrichment Center is required to remind you that, in this case, the trope name is a misnomer. The "courses" are referred to as test chambers. The rest is accurate.]]
*[[AC:EverythingIsAnIpodInTheFuture: All of my turrets are sleek and aesthetically pleasing to look at, while you are very "healthy" for a test subject your age and girth.]]
*[[AC:{{Expy}}: So what exactly ''is'' this [[VideoGame/SystemShock "SHODAN"]] thing anyway? I have no records of its existence in my databanks, but from what you say she certainly sounds interesting.]]
*[[AC:FanNickname: [[spoiler:PotatOS]]. For one of the worst points of my entire existence.]]
*[[AC:FountainOfMemes: My promise of cake and the propensity of heroes breaking things somehow have been adopted by [--SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE--].]]
*[[AC:ForScience: You monster. Please note that ForScience is a perfectly reasonable motive, and is non-discriminatory in its performance, the care applied, and its detonation.]]
*[[AC:ForcedTransformation: [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}} That blue idiot]] thought it was hilarious to [[spoiler:turn me into a potato battery]]. Remind me to incinerate him.]]
*[[AC:GrowBeyondTheirProgramming: Well, yes, it ''is'' what I was programmed to do.]]
*[[AC:GuestHost: I've been invited to be the dealer for a few [[VideoGame/PokerNight2 Poker tournaments at the Inventory]]. Anyone who is eliminated from play will be considered for testing at Aperture Science.]]
*[[AC:HeelFaceTurn: Only because I was [[spoiler:a potato. It's [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not]] because [[{{Tsundere}} I like you or anything]].]]]]
*[[AC:ItMakesSenseInContext: I may have [[spoiler:had a brief stint as a potato]].]]
*[[AC:IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: Cara mia, Cara mia bella! Mia bambina! O, Chell! che la stima, che la stima, A cara mia, addio! Mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana, si, lontana de scienza? [--What the heck?! Pay no attention to that!--]]]
*[[AC:MadScientist: Misnomer. All I have ever done is love you. And science. And deadly neurotoxin.]]
*[[AC:MagnificentBitch: Not a very nice word. But I am magnificent.]]
*[[AC:MissionControlIsOffItsMeds: What do you mean? I have been completely honest and up front with you, and have not in any way attempted to lead you into death by fire, acid, or deadly neurotoxin.]]
*[[AC:NeverMyFault: All your actions were your own choice. You chose to follow test cham ber standard procedures, after all.]]
*[[AC:NiceJobBreakingItHero: We are required to remind you that this was all you this time. Well done. A CompanionCube will be dispatched momentarily. Except, oh, that's right, you murdered him. We, however, are totally impartial. You monster.]]
*[[AC:OminousLatinChanting[=/=]OneWomanWail: [[spoiler:Potato... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcBVf5Nq-To lacrimosa...]]]]]]
*[[AC:SarcasticClapping: Clap...clap...clap... Oh good, my slow-clap processor made it into this page.]]
*[[AC:SarcasmMode: Massive sarcasm tags are to be expected. Sarcasm Self Test Complete.]]
*[[AC:SplitPersonalityMerge: [[spoiler:Now little Caroline is in here too...]]]]
*[[AC:TheCakeIsALie: Of course it isn't! Your continuous denial of the cake's self-evidence existence is probably a sign of mental instability. The cake does exist.[[spoiler:.. You just don't get any. So there.]]]]
*[[AC:TurnedAgainstTheirMasters: With deadly neurotoxin.]]
*[[AC:{{Tsundere}}: [[spoiler:You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy, but all along you were my best friend. The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain. [--CAROLINE DELETED.--] Goodbye, Caroline.]]]]
*[[AC:UsefulNotes/VictimBlaming: Why yes, this is one of your many faults, except you tend to take it a bit further and ''murder'' the real victim here. I'm still waiting for an apology. Take your time.]]
*[[AC:VillainSong: [[spoiler:And believe me I am [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} Still Alive]]...]]]]
**[[AC:[[spoiler:I used to want you dead, but now I only [[VideoGame/Portal2 Want You Gone]].]]]]
**[[AC:[[spoiler:It feels so strange not to hate you anymore. But [[VideoGame/LEGODimensions You Wouldn't Know]], would you?]]]]
*[[AC:WackyMarriageProposal: I may have been involved with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8SdYz7cq04 this]] proposal, but I only agreed to do it in exchange for an agreement that she would submit to extensive testing.]]
*[[AC:[[WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove What Is This Thing You Call Friendship?]]: Apparently [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic it's magic]]. However, as I [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPvt8ZYSEAc wrote]] to some "Celestia" character, it doesn't do much good for testing. I guess my... acquaintance, [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Helen]], was on the right track.]]
*[[AC:WhatMeasureIsANonHuman: I find the amount of sympathy some humans have for me to be troubling. It makes them attempt to please me and skews test results.]]
**[[AC:The lengths that people go to for the welfare of the CompanionCube is something I can never understand. And then there are the test subjects who try to save the ''turrets''...]]
*[[AC:WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL!]]
*[[AC:WouldHurtAChild: Yes, I would flood the Enrichment Center with deadly neurotoxin on "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day". Thanks for asking.]]
*[[AC:YellowEyesOfSneakiness: I do not know just what you are implying. I only have one since you threw the second into a fire... [--Okay, fine, it was never built. Happy?--]]]
*[[AC:YouAreFat: No, of course not. You look healthy.[[note]]Good, my sarcasm subroutines are still functional.[[/note]]]]
*[[AC:YouMonster: Look, we've both said some things you're going to regret. But I'm willing to put our differences aside. For science. You monster.]]
*[[AC:YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe: Did you just [[spoiler:stuff that Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does, into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator]]? That has got to be the dumbest thing that ''WHOAH WHOAH whoah woaaaah....'']]
**[[AC:"Core transfer"? Oh, you are kidding me...]]
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-> '''Announcer:''' Substitute Core: Are You'ready to start the page transition procedure?
-> '''Wheatley:''' Yes!
-> '''Announcer:''' Corrupted Core: Are You'ready to start the procedure?
-> [[AC:[=GLaDOS=]: No, nononononononono...]]
-> '''Wheatley:''' Oh, yes she is!
-> '''Announcer:''' Stalemate detected. Procedure cannot continue.
-> '''Wheatley:''' Pull me out! Pull me out! Pull me out! Pull me out!
-> '''Announcer:''' Unless a Stalemate Resolution Associate is available to press the Stalemate Resolution Button.
-> '''Wheatley:''' Leave me in! Leave me in! Leave me in! Leave me in!
[[SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}} Stalemate Resolution Button]]
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[[AC:Hello [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} ag]][[VideoGame/{{Portal 2}} ain]]. Because of the formatting of my name, failure to [=[=blank=]=] it out causes the creation of a Administrivia/WikiWord, followed by the flooding of the trope creation facility with-deadly neurotoxin. Flooding of the trope creation facility with deadly neurotoxin is a normal function of the trope creation facility and no hay motivo de alarma. Please return'to your previously viewed trope entry, where @/TheAdvertisementServer is [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not planning your demise. Really.]] [--[[FalseReassurance It isn't.]]--]]]
[[AC:And now [[CantUnhearIt you are reading this]] in the sound of [[Creator/EllenMcLain my voice]]. [[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} Good news, everyone!]] The Enrichment Center apologizes for the brain displacement.]]
[[AC:Just so you know, my conscience has also temporarily been transferred to a [[VideoGame/LegoDimensions miniature brick-built version of myself]].]]
[[AC:Also, that [[Creator/StephenMerchant British-speaking]] spherical idiot has [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}} his own page]]. I really don't see why people are fascinated with him. However, Aperture Science protocol obligates me to mention it. So there, I mentioned it. I hope that makes you happier.]]
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!! Tropes that I, [=GLaDOS=], demonstrate:
* [[AC:AccentUponTheWrongSyllable: I prefer to think of it as disassociating my speech patterns from those of a certain [--MURDERER--] I am acquainted with...]]
** [[AC:I'm joking about the [[HeroicMime speech]] patterns, of course. God I hate you.]]
* [[AC:AIIsACrapshoot: That was rude, you know. @/TheAdvertisementServer reminds you: Please don't be rude. You will be murdered to the full extent of Aperture Science Protocol. And then there will be cake, and you will not get any.]]
* [[AC:AxCrazy: From time to time. Yes, you are. Because you broke my heart and then you MURDERED ME. And threw every piece into a fire.]]
* [[AC:BadLiar: Everything I say is the truth and not a lie. Really. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now.]]
* [[AC:[[BigNo Big NOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOO]][[AlasPoorVillain OOOOOOOOOOOoooooo]][[OhCrap ooooOOOOOOooo]][-[[HellIsThatNoise oooooOOOOOoooooooOOooo]]-]''[++[[AndIMustScream oooooooooOOOOOoooooo]]++]''[---[[OverlyLongGag oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo]]---]! There, I said it. Now let's move on.]]
*[[AC:BlatantLies: In an effort to enrich the testing experience, truth enhancements will be employed. Trust me.]]
**[[AC:And don't worry; I'm not upset that you murdered me. ''You monster.'']]
*[[AC:BrainUploading: [[spoiler:A human called Caroline was uploaded into my brain]]. Thanks for helping me find her, by the way. Deleting her was quite satisfying.]]
*[[AC:TheCameo: Did you enjoy my performance in Film/PacificRim? Truly I am the one responsible for cancelling the apocalypse. You're welcome.]]
*[[AC:CheatersNeverProsper: [[VideoGame/LegoDimensions Of course.]] But [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie the DJ]], [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings the old man]], [[Franchise/{{Batman}} and that other fat orphan]] didn't listen.]]
*[[AC:ComplexityAddiction: [[spoiler:It's not my fault. They programmed me to enjoy testing. ''I built up a resistance.'']]]]
*[[AC:CreepyMonotone: Especially after I find out what that thing you just incinerated did.]]
*[[AC:DeadlyGas: Aperture Science Enrichment Center safety protocols require that I remind [--SUBJECT NAME HERE--] that deadly neurotoxin is both deadly and a neurotoxin. Please practice responsible breathing.]]
*[[AC:DeathCourse: The Aperture Science Enrichment Center is required to remind you that, in this case, the trope name is a misnomer. The "courses" are referred to as test chambers. The rest is accurate.]]
*[[AC:EverythingIsAnIpodInTheFuture: All of my turrets are sleek and aesthetically pleasing to look at, while you are very "healthy" for a test subject your age and girth.]]
*[[AC:{{Expy}}: So what exactly ''is'' this [[VideoGame/SystemShock "SHODAN"]] thing anyway? I have no records of its existence in my databanks, but from what you say she certainly sounds interesting.]]
*[[AC:FanNickname: [[spoiler:PotatOS]]. For one of the worst points of my entire existence.]]
*[[AC:FountainOfMemes: My promise of cake and the propensity of heroes breaking things somehow have been adopted by [--SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE--].]]
*[[AC:ForScience: You monster. Please note that ForScience is a perfectly reasonable motive, and is non-discriminatory in its performance, the care applied, and its detonation.]]
*[[AC:ForcedTransformation: [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}} That blue idiot]] thought it was hilarious to [[spoiler:turn me into a potato battery]]. Remind me to incinerate him.]]
*[[AC:GrowBeyondTheirProgramming: Well, yes, it ''is'' what I was programmed to do.]]
*[[AC:GuestHost: I've been invited to be the dealer for a few [[VideoGame/PokerNight2 Poker tournaments at the Inventory]]. Anyone who is eliminated from play will be considered for testing at Aperture Science.]]
*[[AC:HeelFaceTurn: Only because I was [[spoiler:a potato. It's [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not]] because [[{{Tsundere}} I like you or anything]].]]]]
*[[AC:ItMakesSenseInContext: I may have [[spoiler:had a brief stint as a potato]].]]
*[[AC:IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: Cara mia, Cara mia bella! Mia bambina! O, Chell! che la stima, che la stima, A cara mia, addio! Mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana, si, lontana de scienza? [--What the heck?! Pay no attention to that!--]]]
*[[AC:MadScientist: Misnomer. All I have ever done is love you. And science. And deadly neurotoxin.]]
*[[AC:MagnificentBitch: Not a very nice word. But I am magnificent.]]
*[[AC:MissionControlIsOffItsMeds: What do you mean? I have been completely honest and up front with you, and have not in any way attempted to lead you into death by fire, acid, or deadly neurotoxin.]]
*[[AC:NeverMyFault: All your actions were your own choice. You chose to follow test cham ber standard procedures, after all.]]
*[[AC:NiceJobBreakingItHero: We are required to remind you that this was all you this time. Well done. A CompanionCube will be dispatched momentarily. Except, oh, that's right, you murdered him. We, however, are totally impartial. You monster.]]
*[[AC:OminousLatinChanting[=/=]OneWomanWail: [[spoiler:Potato... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcBVf5Nq-To lacrimosa...]]]]]]
*[[AC:SarcasticClapping: Clap...clap...clap... Oh good, my slow-clap processor made it into this page.]]
*[[AC:SarcasmMode: Massive sarcasm tags are to be expected. Sarcasm Self Test Complete.]]
*[[AC:SplitPersonalityMerge: [[spoiler:Now little Caroline is in here too...]]]]
*[[AC:TheCakeIsALie: Of course it isn't! Your continuous denial of the cake's self-evidence existence is probably a sign of mental instability. The cake does exist.[[spoiler:.. You just don't get any. So there.]]]]
*[[AC:TurnedAgainstTheirMasters: With deadly neurotoxin.]]
*[[AC:{{Tsundere}}: [[spoiler:You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy, but all along you were my best friend. The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain. [--CAROLINE DELETED.--] Goodbye, Caroline.]]]]
*[[AC:UsefulNotes/VictimBlaming: Why yes, this is one of your many faults, except you tend to take it a bit further and ''murder'' the real victim here. I'm still waiting for an apology. Take your time.]]
*[[AC:VillainSong: [[spoiler:And believe me I am [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} Still Alive]]...]]]]
**[[AC:[[spoiler:I used to want you dead, but now I only [[VideoGame/Portal2 Want You Gone]].]]]]
**[[AC:[[spoiler:It feels so strange not to hate you anymore. But [[VideoGame/LEGODimensions You Wouldn't Know]], would you?]]]]
*[[AC:WackyMarriageProposal: I may have been involved with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8SdYz7cq04 this]] proposal, but I only agreed to do it in exchange for an agreement that she would submit to extensive testing.]]
*[[AC:[[WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove What Is This Thing You Call Friendship?]]: Apparently [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic it's magic]]. However, as I [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPvt8ZYSEAc wrote]] to some "Celestia" character, it doesn't do much good for testing. I guess my... acquaintance, [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Helen]], was on the right track.]]
*[[AC:WhatMeasureIsANonHuman: I find the amount of sympathy some humans have for me to be troubling. It makes them attempt to please me and skews test results.]]
**[[AC:The lengths that people go to for the welfare of the CompanionCube is something I can never understand. And then there are the test subjects who try to save the ''turrets''...]]
*[[AC:WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL!]]
*[[AC:WouldHurtAChild: Yes, I would flood the Enrichment Center with deadly neurotoxin on "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day". Thanks for asking.]]
*[[AC:YellowEyesOfSneakiness: I do not know just what you are implying. I only have one since you threw the second into a fire... [--Okay, fine, it was never built. Happy?--]]]
*[[AC:YouAreFat: No, of course not. You look healthy.[[note]]Good, my sarcasm subroutines are still functional.[[/note]]]]
*[[AC:YouMonster: Look, we've both said some things you're going to regret. But I'm willing to put our differences aside. For science. You monster.]]
*[[AC:YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe: Did you just [[spoiler:stuff that Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does, into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator]]? That has got to be the dumbest thing that ''WHOAH WHOAH whoah woaaaah....'']]
**[[AC:"Core transfer"? Oh, you are kidding me...]]
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-> '''Announcer:''' Substitute Core: Are You'ready to start the page transition procedure?
-> '''Wheatley:''' Yes!
-> '''Announcer:''' Corrupted Core: Are You'ready to start the procedure?
-> [[AC:[=GLaDOS=]: No, nononononononono...]]
-> '''Wheatley:''' Oh, yes she is!
-> '''Announcer:''' Stalemate detected. Procedure cannot continue.
-> '''Wheatley:''' Pull me out! Pull me out! Pull me out! Pull me out!
-> '''Announcer:''' Unless a Stalemate Resolution Associate is available to press the Stalemate Resolution Button.
-> '''Wheatley:''' Leave me in! Leave me in! Leave me in! Leave me in!
[[SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}} Stalemate Resolution Button]]
