History Recap / CreepshowS2E6SiblingRivalry

* {{Foreshadowing}}: After school, Grace asks Lola if she wants to go eat. After getting harassed by a trio of obnoxious students, Grace glares at the offenders, then repeats her question.

Lola spots her brother after school, who walks away without responding. Grace soon arrives and asks Lola if she wants to go eat later. After the pair are harassed by a trio of obnoxious students, Grace repeats her question to Lola, who agrees after Grace finishes her lacrosse practice. When she gets home, Lola searches the house for Andrew, checking every room and narrowing it down to the garage. Turning on the light, Lola finds nothing amiss in the garage, but she neglects to notice a missing axe the workbench's pegboard. As she rummages through the pantry for a snack, Lola ultimately catches Andrew sneaking up on her with the missing axe. The frightened Lola tries to tell Andrew that, regardless of whatever he’s going through, she’s going to tell their parents on him. Andrew reveals that she ''can't'' tell their parents... because they’re dead. Lola freaks out and accuses Andrew of killing them, but Andrew retorts that he wasn’t the one who did so, revealing to Lola that she’s a vampire. The supposedly tainted spaghetti he made for dinner turned out to be loaded with garlic, which is what made Lola sick. He did indeed tie her up in the basement as well, but as an attempt to keep her from hurting anyone else. It failed, as she ripped through them with ease, since vampires have superhuman strength. After compelling her to think back to what happened the other day, Lola finally remembers what really happened:

When she came home from the sleepover, Lola was indeed revealed to be a vampire, having slaughtered the siblings' parents in a state of feral hunger. Andrew, who had witnessed the murders, cleaned up what was left of the bodies and threw them in the trash, neglecting to call the police in an effort to keep his little sister out of trouble. As for the axe, he read online that vampires need to be beheaded to be killed. As a frightened Lola asks how she even became a vampire in the first place, she thinks back to the sleepover, where it’s revealed that Grace was the vampire who bit Lola’s neck and turned her. With Lola fully aware that she is a vampire and knowing that she killed her parents, Lola tearfully tells her brother that she'll find alternate solutions to her bloodlust. Andrew simply tells her that he can’t let her kill again whenever she gets hungry, and moves in to "do the right thing" and chop her head off. The two then end up sharing a frightened laugh when Andrew tells Lola to stay still for her death. After this brief comedic moment, Andrew becomes torn with what to do, not willing to kill his sister and become the sole living member of the family. Instead, he proposes to go after Grace, who is the true source of all the pain. Lola argues that Andrew can’t fight off Grace by himself, and decides to go with him, turning him into a vampire so he can utilize his newfound super strength against her.

The next day, Lola again meets with Mrs. Porter, who tells Lola that Grace has gone missing, asking her if something happened. After a brief shot of the beheaded Grace flashes onscreen, Lola plays dumb to her former friend's whereabouts. Mrs. Porter declares that she’s going to find out what really happened, only to run into Andrew in the doorway. Upon calmly assuring Lola that her brother isn’t actually trying to kill her, Lola confirms that he ''was'', but she killed him first. The two vampires proceed to back the frightened Mrs. Porter into a corner of the office and kill her as Manchester High School's students leave for the day.

** The axe Andrew wields happens to be the same one that Old Lady Spinster and her granddaughter used in [[Recap/CreepshowS2E3DeadAndBreakfast Dead and Breakfast]].

** Lola overlooks the missing axe when she searches the garage for Andrew.

* FeralVampires: Lola is revealed to be one when she returned home from the sleepover. The first thing she did was to murder her parents for their blood.

** In addition to this, Grace is seen largely seen wearing black-colored clothing and black makeup, also possibly hinting her true nature as a vampire.

* MrFanservice: Grace's brother, who Lola has a crush on. He makes [[OneSceneWonder one appearance in the story]], and that appearance has him seductively pouring milk on his muscular torso, with R&B music and a spotlight effect for emphasis.

High school freshman Lola Pierce (Maddie Nichols) sits in the office of Manchester High School's guidance counselor Mes. Porter (Creator/MollyRingwald), frantically insisting that her brother Andrew (Andrew Brodeur) is trying to kill her. When Lola is asked why she thinks this, she offers to start at the beginning: Lola was at her friend Grace’s (Ja'ness Tate) house for a sleepover the other night, and after getting sidetracked talking about Grace's hot brother and the fact that they TP'ed the house of a girl they hated, Lola says that she woke up to Grace supposedly trying to kiss her in her sleep. Mrs. Porter becomes concerned with what she views as possible sexual assault, but Lola insists that it was a misunderstanding. Going back to her brother, she recounts that his behavior was growing unusual, since he seemed to be peeping on her and wouldn’t give her a ride to school. When Mrs. Porter tells her to get back to class, Lola hurriedly recaps how she sat through her morning classes and got through lunch, but she had started feeling nauseous after lunch. When the nausea passed, she stayed after school for a meeting of the Homecoming Committee, then returned home to see Andrew making dinner, something he apparently never does. Lola mentions that Andrew had made spaghetti that night, and kept staring at her as she ate it. After doing so, Lola ran to a trash can to vomit, thinking that it was because the cheese Andrew used had gone bad.

!!Sibling Rivalry

** In a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment, one of the obnoxious students who harasses Lola and Grace is carrying an issue of ''Creepshow'' that has the same cover as [[Recap/CreepshowS1E10NightOfThePaw Night Of The Paw]].

** Mrs. Porter has a similar name to a type of steak, given that she ultimately becomes a meal for Andrew and Grace.

High school freshman Lola Pierce (Maddie Nichols) sits in the office of Manchester High School's guidance counselor Ms. Porter (Creator/MollyRingwald), frantically insisting that her brother Andrew (Andrew Brodeur) is trying to kill her. When Lola is asked why she thinks this, she offers to start at the beginning: Lola was at her friend Grace’s (Ja'ness Tate) house for a sleepover the other night, and after getting sidetracked talking about Grace's hot brother and the fact that they TP'ed the house of a girl they hated, Lola says that she woke up to Grace supposedly trying to kiss her in her sleep. Ms. Porter becomes concerned with what she views as possible sexual assault, but Lola insists that it was a misunderstanding. Going back to her brother, she recounts that his behavior was growing unusual, since he seemed to be peeping on her and wouldn’t give her a ride to school. When Ms. Porter tells her to get back to class, Lola hurriedly recaps how she sat through her morning classes and got through lunch, but she had started feeling nauseous after lunch. When the nausea passed, she stayed after school for a meeting of the Homecoming Committee, then returned home to see Andrew making dinner, something he apparently never does. Lola mentions that Andrew had made spaghetti that night, and kept staring at her as she ate it. After doing so, Lola ran to a trash can to vomit, thinking that it was because the cheese Andrew used had gone bad.

Sometime after that, Lola saw her brother researching weapons on the internet, causing Ms. Porter to become gravely concerned that Andrew may be plotting a school shooting. Lola manages to assure the counselor that Andrew wasn’t looking up guns, but medieval weaponry like swords and axes. When Ms. Porter estimates that Andrew may have been doing so for an assignment, Lola mentions that she thought the same thing, but then Andrew tied her up in the basement. A shocked Ms. Porter asks if her parents were in the house when this happened, but Lola mentions that they weren’t, so she ripped through the ties (which she admits weren’t very strong), spent the night at Grace’s, and came to Ms. Porter’s office on this very day. While initially glad to see that everything turned out okay, Ms. Porter asks Lola why she has no marks on her wrists to prove that she was tied up, revealing that she views her as delusional. As a frantic Lola pleads that her brother ''is'' trying to kill her, Ms. Porter nonchalantly writes her a note and advises her to get some therapy, thinking her entire story is a desperate plea for attention.

The next day, Lola again meets with Ms. Porter, who tells Lola that Grace has gone missing, asking her if something happened. After a brief shot of the beheaded Grace flashes onscreen, Lola plays dumb to her former friend's whereabouts. Ms. Porter declares that she’s going to find out what really happened, only to run into Andrew in the doorway. Upon calmly assuring Lola that her brother isn’t actually trying to kill her, Lola confirms that he ''was'', but she killed him first. The two vampires proceed to back the frightened Ms. Porter into a corner of the office and kill her as Manchester High's students leave for the day.

* ActuallyPrettyFunny: When she realizes Andrew is going to behead her, Lola asks, "so I'm supposed to stand here compliantly while you decapitate me?" After a pause, the two bust out laughing at Lola speaking like that as well as how insane this entire situation is.
* AdultsAreUseless: Ms. Porter, the guidance counselor, while concerned with issues of possible sexual assault and an upcoming school shooting regarding Lola's story, doesn't believe the bulk of it, thinking of Lola as a delusional nut. As a result, Lola and the newly-turned Andrew team up to kill her.
* AffablyEvil: In spite of being a vicious monster who feeds on the blood of the innocent and turns her best friend into one of the undead, Grace behaves like a normal teenage girl.
* AmbiguouslyBi: When recollecting how Grace "kissed" her in her sleep, Lola admits that she felt "flattered" and "kinda liked it", but she was saving herself for a man.
* AmnesiacHero: As well as being an idiot, Lola also demonstrates a terrible memory, neglecting a boatload of details that are essential to fill in the blanks of her story. This aspect could be partially justified, as it's implied that memory loss is a side effect of a vampire's bite.
* AnachronicOrder: The story frequently shifts between the past and the present when Lola explains her story. It also happens when Andrew tells his own story to Lola, where we see what happened through his point of view.
* AntiClimax: After having Lola turn Andrew into a vampire so they can take out Grace together, the story skips ahead to the next day, where Grace has already been taken care of.
* ApatheticTeacher: Guidance Counselor Ms. Porter, during her meeting with the frantic and idiotic Lola, wears a look on her face that tells us she'd rather be anywhere else at the moment.
* AssholeVictim: Grace, Lola's phony best friend, who ends up turning her into a vampire without her consent.
** There's also Ms. Porter, the guidance counselor who does nothing to help Lola and thinks of her as delusional. And then, when Grace goes missing, she has the audacity to finger Lola as the possible culprit.
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: One of Lola's main characteristics. During her story about her brother, she continually gets sidetracked and begins veering off into different trains of thought.
* AttentionWhore: Ms. Porter accuses Lola of fabricating her whole story about her brother as a ploy for attention.
* AxesAtSchool: Ms. Porter becomes very concerned when Lola tells her that Andrew was looking up weapons on the internet, thinking that he may be planning a school shooting (after the school recently had an active shooter drill). Even after being assured that he was looking up swords and axes, Ms. Porter still asks Lola if her brother is planning to bring these weapons to school, prompting Lola to rebut that such would only be the case if Andrew plans to kill her at the school.
* BeatStillMyHeart: Lola, while feral, tore out her father's heart and guzzled the blood inside it.
* BitchInSheepsClothing: Grace, Lola's best friend, turns out to be the vampire who bit her. What's worse, [[ForTheEvulz she does it for]] '''[[ForTheEvulz no given reason.]]''' She even stares at the clearly scared Lola and smiles at her after she wakes up, not even bothering to hide her fangs.

* BittersweetEnding: Even though Lola's parents are dead, Grace is still taken out of the picture. Andrew even becomes a vampire alongside his sister, who helps her kill Ms. Porter. In spite of everything that's happened, this shows that the siblings' bond is stronger than ever.

* {{Bookends}}: The story begins and ends in Ms. Porter's office.

** A WQPS mug from [[Recap/CreepshowS2E2PublicTelevisionOfTheDead Public Television of the Dead]] can be seen in Ms. Porter's office.

* CassandraTruth: Lola's story and her suspicions that her brother wants to kill her. School counselor Ms. Porter doesn't buy it, but it does turn out to be the case. Of course, Andrew does have a perfectly valid reason for it.
* ChillOfUndeath: After Grace bites her, Lola's skin turns cold and dead, and the skin of mortals feels like it's on fire to her.
* DestroyTheEvidence: After Lola murdered their parents, Andrew cleaned up all the blood and threw the corpses in the trash, since he didn't want his little sister to get in trouble.
* DisposingOfABody: Two bodies, in Andrew's case, as he ended up throwing his parents' corpses into the trash.
* TheDitz: Lola is a tried and true DumbBlonde. Throughout the whole story, she has ''no idea'' about what is happening to her, or why Andrew suddenly wants to kill her. Her lack of intelligence frustrates people around her, to the point where ''Andrew himself'' calls her out for being so dim-witted about the situation. It may also be the reason why Grace was her friend, since her air-headedness made her easy to take advantage of.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: The scene where Grace turns Lola into a vampire is just oozing with similarities to sexual predation.
* EvilDetectingDog: Dolores Claiborne, Lola's dog, is mentioned by Lola to have gotten "growly" when she came across Andrew, who she usually loves. Of course, she may have gotten that way because Lola, the actual monster of the story, was also in the room.

** As Andrew reveals, Lola also somehow failed to notice that her parents have been missing for ''days''.
* FauxHorrific: Lola describes riding the bus to school (because Andrew wouldn't drive her) as unspeakably horrific.
* FeralVampires: Lola is revealed to be one when she returns home from Grace's. The first thing she does is murder her parents and drink their blood.
* FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire: Averted with Grace, who puts on a friendly façade in Lola's company, but then goes ahead and bites her, turning her into one of her fellow undead for her own amusement.
** Lola and Andrew, after they take out Grace, play the trope straight, aside from killing Ms. Porter as revenge for her inaction towards Lola's problem.
* ForeShadowing: After school, Grace asks Lola if she wants to go eat. After getting harassed by a trio of obnoxious students, Grace glares at the offenders, then ''repeats her question''.
** Then, when asked where exactly she wants to eat, Grace glares at the offenders again and mentions that she has "some ideas".

** One of the above-mentioned students also debates that Grace is probably a "freak". He turned out to be completely right.
* ForTheEvulz: Since there's no determinable reason for why Grace turns Lola into a vampire, it can be assumed that she did so for her own amusement.
* FreshmanFears: Lola is specifically mentioned to be a high school freshman, and the major changes that come with enrolling in a high school are why Ms. Porter thinks she is becoming delusional. In spite of her apathetic behavior towards Lola, she does give her some apparently genuine advice that while high school is a big transition, she just has to hang in there, promising that she'll get through whatever it is she's going through. Of course, the "I don't get paid enough for this" look on her face after Lola leaves tells us that it was actually fake.
* TheHedonist: Grace seems to have this mentality, believing that as a vampire, she can do whatever she wants whenever she wants, and never face any consequences for it. When she bites Lola and turns her, that's when it all comes crumbling down.
* IdiotHero: As stated above, Lola, who infuriates her guidance counselor and her brother with her air-headedness.
* {{Irony}}: Grace, a vampire, is on her school's [[{{Pun}} lacrosse]] team.
* KubrickStare: Lola states that Andrew gave her one as she ate the spaghetti he made for dinner.
* LampshadeHanging / LeaningOnTheFourthWall / MediumAwareness: All three tropes come into play when Lola starts her story with a long-winded explanation about her sleepover at Grace's house and her attraction to Grace's brother instead of why Andrew wants to kill her. When Ms. Porter asks why she isn't focused, Lola (seemingly aware that she's in a comic book) casually mentions that she needs to establish the backstory first.
** Ms. Porter and Andrew also very pointedly call Lola out for spending the whole episode acting like a complete idiot.

** Grace, who turns Lola into a vampire and indirectly makes her murder her parents, gets beheaded.
** The apathetic Ms. Porter, who dismissed Lola as delusional and did nothing to help her, is also killed by the vampire siblings when she vows to find Grace.

* LooksLikeOrlok: Lola's feral form borrows some aspects of Nosferatu's appearance.
* MeaningfulName: Lola's family name is "Pierce", and the name is given a more literal meaning when she and her brother become vampires.
* MotorMouth: Lola has shades of this as well.
* MrFanservice: Grace's brother, who Lola has a crush on. He only makes [[OneSceneWonder one appearance in the story]], and that appearance has him seductively pouring milk on his muscular torso, complete with R&B music and a spotlight effect for emphasis.

** The trademark [[Film/{{Creepshow}} "Father's Day" ashtray]] is seen on Ms. Porter's desk.
* NothingIsScarier: Even though the Pierce siblings team up to put a stop to Grace, we don't actually see them do so. The one glimpse we get of their handiwork is a brief shot of Grace's severed head sitting in her own lap.
* OffscreenTeleportation: Andrew suddenly appears behind the pantry when Lola opens and closes the door.
* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Vampires are apparently immune to sunlight and don't turn into bats. When they get hungry, they not only gain fangs, but they also gain visible veins, orange eyes, snake-like tongues, and wide jaws lined with razor sharp teeth. In addition, they also need to be beheaded to die instead of the standard wooden stake through the heart.
* PregnancyScare: When she was feeling nauseous, Lola wonders (multiple times) whether or not she is pregnant, thinking that [[BookDumb sperm can somehow become airborne and crawl into the vagina after landing on the skin.]]
* RewatchBonus: During her story, Lola mentions that she felt "pukey" after lunch the other day. Since it's revealed that Andrew had laced her dinner with vampire poison, it's very likely that he did the same to her lunch.
* SadisticChoice: After learning that his sister was turned into a vampire, Andrew is forced to either kill her to stop her from killing innocent people, or let her live so he won't be the last living member of the family.
* SelfMadeOrphan: Lola's feral hunger causes her to murder her and Andrew's parents. She didn't mean to do it and is clearly shaken up about the ordeal, but she still did it regardless.
* ShoutOut: While describing how she "kinda liked" Grace's "kiss", she mentions that she's saving herself for Jacob Elordi, who she describes as "that guy from ''Film/TheKissingBooth''."
* SiblingTeam: After resolving the plot of the episode on their own, Lola and Andrew (now a vampire himself) work together to look out for one another, and take out anyone who might be suspicious about where Grace might have gone to.
* SimultaneousArcs: While Lola becomes concerned about Andrew's behavior and thinks he's plotting to kill her, Andrew similarly becomes concerned about his sister's behavior and looks up what he needs to do to stop her.
* SoundtrackDissonance: Lola's murder of her father is underscored with cheerful morning music. The same music plays again when she and Andrew close in on Ms. Porter.
* StraightManAndWiseGuy: During their scenes together, Ms. Porter plays the logical straight man to Lola's idiotic and off-the-wall mannerisms.
* SuperHearing: When she comes home, Lola can hear her mother's heartbeat, which triggers her to go feral.
* SuperStrength: Andrew mentions that this is a common trait for vampires. When he tied Lola up in the basement, she used it to rip through the plastic cords restraining her with hardly any effort.
* TakeAThirdOption: Instead of choosing either option in the above-mentioned SadisticChoice, Andrew decides to go after Grace, the vampire who bit his sister, by letting Lola turn him into one.
* TamperingWithFoodAndDrink: As mentioned below, Alex loaded Lola's spaghetti with garlic to see what happened to her at the sleepover.
* TeensAreMonsters: Grace is a literal example, as she's a vampire who preys on her moronic best friend's trust and turns her into a vampire without her say in the matter.
* ToiletPaperPrank: Lola and Grace did this (pretty lamely) to the house of a private school girl they greatly disliked... and then farted on her father's car.
* TomatoInTheMirror: Lola is revealed to be a vampire, and she was the one who actually killed her parents when she went feral.
* TooMuchInformation: Lola's story includes a rather graphic depiction of the orgasm of a man she was giving a handjob to.
* VampireEpisode: The first in the series.
* VampiresHateGarlic: Andrew had loaded his sister's spaghetti with garlic as a test to see whether she was a vampire or not. The results say that she indeed is.
* VampireHickey: Lola finally starts piecing together that she's a vampire when she feels her neck, and discovers the puncture marks left behind by Grace's fangs.
* VegetarianVampire: Lola tries to get Andrew to spare her by saying that she'll go this route, offering to drink pig's blood or rob a blood bank to satisfy her cravings.
* ViewersAreGoldfish: The story repeats the scenes of Lola murdering her parents and Grace turning Lola into a vampire minutes after they are first shown.
* VomitIndiscretionShot: After Lola eats the tainted spaghetti, we get a "wonderful" shot of Lola vomiting in the trash can, and right onto the camera.
* WeUsedToBeFriends: Lola's reaction to discovering that her best friend turned her into a vampire and indirectly made her murder her own parents was not only to end her friendship with her, but to kill her.
* YouDidntAsk: Once Lola tells her that Andrew had tied her up in the basement, an incredulous Ms. Porter asks why she didn't start her story with that. Lola's response is that her counselor has no appreciation for storytelling.
* YouMonster: Andrew calls Lola a monster during their confrontation in the kitchen.
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* BareYourMidriff: Lola's outfit exposes her stomach.

* AdultsAreUseless: Ms. Porter the guidance counselor, while concerned with issues of possible sexual assault and an upcoming school shooting regarding Lola's story, doesn't believe the bulk of it, thinking of Lola as a delusional nut. As a result, Lola and the newly-turned Andrew team up to kill her.
* AffablyEvil: In spite of being a bloodthirsty vampire who feeds on the blood of the innocent and turns her best friend into one of the undead, Grace behaves like a normal teenage girl.

* AssholeVictim: Grace, Lola's phony best friend, and Ms. Porter, the guidance counselor who does nothing to help her.

* AxesAtSchool: Ms. Porter becomes very concerned when Lola tells her that Andrew was looking up weapons on the internet, thinking that he may be planning a school shooting. Even after being assured that he was looking up swords and axes, Ms. Porter still asks Lola if her brother is planning to bring these weapons to school, prompting Lola to rebut that such would only be the case if Andrew plans to kill her at the school.
* BeatStillMyHeart: Lola, when she was feral, tore out her father's heart and guzzled the blood inside it.
* BitchInSheepsClothing: Grace, Lola's best friend, turns out to be the vampire who bit her. What's worse, [[ForTheEvulz she does it for]] '''[[ForTheEvulz no reason.]]''' She even stares at the clearly scared Lola and smiles at her after she wakes up, not even bothering to hide her fangs.

* BookEnds: The story begins and ends in Ms. Porter's office.

* TheDitz: Lola is a textbook DumbBlonde. Throughout the whole story, she has no idea about what is happening to her, or why Andrew suddenly wants to kill her. Her lack of intelligence frustrates people around her, to the point where ''Andrew himself'' calls her out for being so dim-witted about the situation. It may also be the reason why Grace was her friend, since her air-headedness made her easy to take advantage of. The ditz factor is partially justified later, since it's implied that short-term memory loss is a side effect of a vampire's bite.

** As Andrew reveals, Lola also somehow failed to notice that Mr. and Mrs. Pierce have been missing for ''days''.

** One of the above-mentioned students also debates that Grace is probably a "freak". He turned out to be completely right, in a certain sense.
* FreshmanFears: Lola is specifically mentioned to be a high school freshman, and the major changes that come with enrolling in a high school are why Ms. Porter thinks she is becoming delusional. In spite of her apathetic behavior towards Lola, she does give her some apparently genuine advice that while high school is a big transition, she just has to hang in there, promising that she'll get through whatever it is she's going through. Of course, the "I don't get paid enough for this" look on her face after Lola leaves tells us that it was pretty much fake.

* LampshadeHanging / LeaningOnTheFourthWall / MediumAwareness: Lola starts her story with a long-winded explanation about her sleepover at Grace's house and her attraction to Grace's brother instead of why Andrew wants to kill her. When Ms. Porter asks why she isn't focused, Lola casually mentions that she needs to establish the backstory first.
** Ms. Porter and Andrew very pointedly call out Lola for acting like an idiot for the majority of the story.

* MrFanservice: Grace's brother, who Lola has a crush on. He only makes [[OneSceneWonder one appearance in the story]], and that appearance has him seductively pouring milk on his muscular bare torso, complete with R&B music and a spotlight effect for emphasis.

* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Vampires are apparently immune to sunlight and don't turn into bats. When they get hungry, they not only gain fangs, but they also gain orange eyes, snake-like tongues, and wide jaws lined with razor sharp teeth. In addition, they also need to be beheaded to die instead of the standard wooden stake through the heart.

* SadisticChoice: After learning that his sister has been made a vampire, Andrew is forced to either kill her to stop her from killing innocent people, or let her live so he won't be the last living member of the family.

* SimultaneousArcs: While Lola becomes concerned about Andrew's behavior and thinks he's plotting to kill her, Andrew becomes concerned about his sister's behavior and looks up what he needs to do to stop her.

* SuperStrength: Andrew mentions that this is a common trait for vampires. When he tied Lola up in the basement, she used it to rip through the plastic cords restraining her with her bare hands.

** Then, when asked where exactly she wants to eat, Grace glares at the offenders again and mentions that she "has some ideas".

High school freshman Lola Pierce (Maddie Nichols) sits in the office of Manchester High’s guidance counselor Ms. Porter (Creator/MollyRingwald), frantically insisting that her brother Andrew (Andrew Brodeur) is trying to kill her. When asked why Lola thinks this, Lola offers to start at the beginning.

She was at her friend Grace’s (Ja'ness Tate) house for a sleepover the other night, and she woke up to Grace supposedly trying to kiss her in her sleep. Ms. Porter becomes concerned with what she views as possible sexual assault, but Lola insists that it wasn’t assault. Returning to her brother, she recounts that his behavior was growing unusual, since he seemed to be avoiding her and wouldn’t give her a ride to school. Lola then recaps how she sat through her morning classes and got through lunch, but she had started feeling nauseous afterwards. When it passed, she stayed after school for a meeting of the Homecoming Committee, then returned home to see Andrew making dinner, something he never does. Lola mentions that Andrew had made spaghetti that night, and he stared at her as she ate it. After doing so, Lola ran into the bathroom to vomit, thinking it was because the cheese he used had gone bad.

She also saw him researching weaponry on the internet, causing Ms. Porter to become gravely concerned that Andrew may be plotting a school shooting. Lola manages to calm her and assures that Andrew wasn’t looking up guns, but medieval weaponry like swords and axes. When Ms. Porter estimates that Andrew may have been doing so for an assignment, Lola mentions that she thought the same thing, but then Andrew had tied her up in the basement. A shocked Ms. Porter asks if her parents were in the house when this happened, but Lola mentions that they weren’t, so she ripped through the ties, which she admits weren’t very strong, spent the night at Grace’s, and came to Ms. Porter’s office on this very day. While initially glad to see that everything turned out okay, Ms. Porter asks where the marks on her wrists are to prove that she was tied up, revealing that she views her as delusional. As a frantic Lola attempts to plead that her brother ''is'' trying to kill her, Ms. Porter writes her a note and advises her to get some therapy.

Lola spots her brother after school, who walks away without responding. Grace arrives and asks Lola if she wants to eat later, before being harassed by a trio of obnoxious guys and repeating her question. When she gets home, Lola searches the house for Andrew, neglecting to notice a missing axe from the garage. She ultimately catches Andrew sneaking up on her with the missing axe. A frightened Lola tells Andrew that, regardless of whatever he’s going through, she’s going to tell their parents on him. Andrew reveals that she ''can't'' tell their parents, because they’re dead. Lola freaks out and accuses Andrew of killing them, but Andrew retorts that he wasn’t the one who killed him, revealing to Lola that she’s a vampire. The supposedly tainted spaghetti he made for dinner turned out to be loaded with garlic, which is what made Lola sick. He also ''did'' tie her up in the basement, but as an attempt to keep her from hurting anyone else. It failed, as she ripped through them with ease since vampires have superhuman strength. After compelling her to think back to what happened the other day, Lola finally remembers what really happened.

When she came home from the sleepover, Lola was revealed to have indeed become a vampire who slaughtered their parents in a state of feral hunger. Andrew, who had witnessed both murders, cleaned up what was left of their bodies and didn’t call the police in an effort to protect Lola. As for the axe, he read online that vampires need to be beheaded. As a frightened Lola asks how she even became a vampire in the first place, she thinks back to the sleepover, where it’s revealed that Grace was the vampire who bit Lola’s neck and turned her. With Lola fully realizing that she is a vampire and killed her parents, Andrew tearfully tells her that he can’t let her kill again whenever she gets hungry and moves in to chop her head off. After sharing a frightened laugh with his sister, Andrew becomes torn with what to do, unwilling to kill his sister and become the sole living member of the family. Instead, he proposes to go after Grace, who started all the trouble in the first place. Lola argues that he can’t fight off Grace alone and decides to go with him, turning him into a vampire so he can utilize his newfound super strength against her.

The next day, Lola again meets with Ms. Porter. Ms. Porter tells Lola that Grace has supposedly gone missing, asking her where she is. After a brief shot of the beheaded Grace flashes on the screen, Lola plays dumb to her whereabouts. Ms. Porter declares that she’s going to find out what happened, only to run into Andrew in the doorway. Upon assuring Lola that her brother isn’t actually trying to kill her, Lola confirms that he ''was'', but she killed him first. The two vampires proceed to corner Ms. Porter and kill her.

* AdultsAreUseless: Ms. Porter, the guidance counselor, while briefly concerned with issues of possible sexual assault and an oncoming school shooting regarding Lola's story, doesn't believe the bulk of it, thinking of Lola as delusional. As a result, Lola and the newly-turned Andrew team up to kill her.

* AnachronicOrder: The story frequently shifts back and forth between the past and the present when Lola explains her story. It also happens when Andrew tells his own story to Lola, where we see what happened through his point of view.

* AssholeVictim: Grace and Ms. Porter.

* BitchInSheepsClothing: Grace, Lola's best friend, turns out to be the vampire who turned her. What's worse, [[ForTheEvulz she does it for]] '''[[ForTheEvulz no reason.]]''' She even stares at the clearly scared Lola and smiles at her after she wakes up, not even bothering to hide her fangs.

* TheDitz: Lola is, without a doubt, a textbook DumbBlonde. Throughout the whole story, she has no idea about what exactly is happening to her, or why Andrew wants to kill her. Her lack of intelligence frustrates people around her, to the point where ''Andrew himself'' calls her out for being so oblivious about the situation. It may also be the reason why Grace was her friend, since her air-headedness made her easy to take advantage of. The ditz factor is partially justified later, since it's implied that short-term memory loss is a side effect of a vampire's bite.
* EvilDetectingDog: Dolores Claiborne, Lola's dog, is mentioned by Lola to have gotten "growly" when she came across Andrew, who she usually loves. Of course, she may have gotten that way because Lola was also in the room.

** Lola fails to notice the missing axe when she searches the garage.
** She also somehow didn't notice that her parents have been missing for ''days'', which Andrew brings up to her.
* FeralVampires: Lola is revealed to be one when she returns home from Grace's. The first thing she does is murder her parents for their blood.

** When asked where exactly she wants to eat, Grace glares at the offenders again and mentions that she "has her ideas".

* FreshmanFears: Lola is specifically mentioned to be a freshman, and the major changes that come with enrolling in high school are why Ms. Porter thinks she is becoming delusional. In spite of her apathetic behavior towards Lola, she does give her some apparently genuine advice that while high school is a big transition, she just has to hang in there, promising that she'll get through whatever it is she's going through. Of course, the look on her face after Lola leaves tells us that it was pretty much fake.
* LampshadeHanging / LeaningOnTheFourthWall: Lola starts her story with a long-winded explanation about her attraction to Grace's brother instead of why Andrew wants to kill her. When Ms. Porter asks why she isn't focused, Lola mentions that she needs to establish the backstory first.
** Ms. Porter and Andrew also call Lola out for acting like an idiot for the majority of the story

** Grace, for turning Lola into a vampire and indirectly making her murder her parents, gets beheaded.
** At the same time, the apathetic Ms. Porter, who dismissed Lola as delusional and did nothing to help her, is also killed by the vampire siblings when she vows to find Grace.
* LikeIsLikeAComma: Lola definitely has shades of this whenever she talks to someone.
* MeaningfulName: Lola's family name, "Pierce", is given a more literal meaning when she becomes a vampire.

* MrFanservice: Grace's brother, who Lola has a crush on. He only makes [[OneSceneWonder one appearance in the story]], and that appearances has him seductively pouring milk on his bare torso, complete with R&B music and a spotlight effect for emphasis.
* MythologyGag: Lola mentions that her family owns a weiner dog named [[Literature/DoloresClaiborne Dolores Claiborne.]]

* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Vampires are apparently immune to sunlight and don't turn into bats. When they get hungry, they not only gain fangs, but also gain orange eyes, snake-like tongues, and wide jaws lined with razor sharp teeth. In addition, they also need to be beheaded to die instead of the standard stake through the heart.
* PregnancyScare: When she was feeling sick, Lola wonders (multiple times) whether or not she is pregnant, thinking that [[BookDumb sperm can somehow become airborne and burrow into the vagina after landing on the skin.]]

* SadisticChoice: After learning that his sister is a vampire, Andrew is forced to either kill her to stop her from killing innocent people, or let her live so he won't be the last living member of the family.
* SelfMadeOrphan: Lola's feral hunger causes her to murder her and Andrew's parents. In her case, she didn't mean to, since she is clearly shaken up about it.

* SuperStrength: Andrew mentions that vampires usually have this. When he tied Lola up in the basement, she used it to rip through the plastic cords restraining her with her bare hands.
* TakeAThirdOption: Instead of choosing either option in the above-mentioned SadisticChoice, Andrew decides to go after Grace, the vampire who turned his sister, by letting Lola turn him into one.

* ToiletPaperPrank: Lola and Grace did this (pretty lamely) to the house of a girl they greatly disliked. And also farted on her father's car.
* TomatoInTheMirror: Lola is revealed to have become a vampire, and she was the one who actually killed her parents when she went feral.

* WeUsedToBeFriends: Lola's reaction to discovering that her best friend turned her into a vampire and indirectly made her murder her parents was not only to end her friendship with her, but to kill her.

* BookEnds:

* TheDitz: Lola, who often ventures into DumbBlonde territory for having no idea about what exactly is happening to her or why Andrew wants to kill her. Her lack of intelligence frustrates people around her, to the point where Andrew himself calls her out for being so oblivious about the situation. It may also be the reason why Grace was her friend, since her air-headedness made her easy to take advantage of. The ditz factor is partially justified later, since it's implied that short-term memory loss is a side effect of a vampire's bite.

* FailedASpotCheck: Lola fails to notice the missing axe when she searches the garage.

* ForeShadowing: After school, Grace asks Lola if she wants to go eat. After getting harassed by a trio of obnoxious students, Grace glares at the offenders, then ''repeats her question''. When asked where exactly she wants to eat, Grace glares at the offenders again and mentions that she "has her ideas".
** In addition, Grace is seen largely seen wearing black-colored clothing and black makeup, also possibly hinting her true nature as a vampire.
* FreshmanFears: Lola is specifically mentioned to be a freshman, and the major changes that come with the position are why Ms. Porter thinks she is becoming delusional. In spite of her apathetic behavior towards Lola, she does give her some genuine advice that while high school is a big transition, she just has to hang in there, promising that she'll get through whatever it is she's going through.
* LampshadeHanging / LeaningOnTheFourthWall: Lola starts her story with her attraction to Grace's brother instead of why Andrew wants to kill her. When Ms. Porter asks why she isn't focused, Lola mentions that she needs to establish the backstory first.

** Grace, for turning Lola into a vampire for no reason and indirectly making her murder her parents, gets beheaded.

* MrFanservice: Grace's brother, who, in his [[OneSceneWonder only appearance in the story]], is seen seductively pouring milk on his abs, complete with R&B music and a spotlight effect for emphasis.

* PregnancyScare: When she was feeling sick, Lola wonders whether or not she is pregnant, thinking that [[BookDumb sperm can somehow become airborne and burrow into the vagina.]]

* SelfMadeOrphan: Lola's feral hunger causes her to murder her and Andrew's parents. In her case, she didn't mean to, and she is clearly shaken up about it.
* ShoutOut: Lola mentions that her family owns a dog named [[Literature/DoloresClaiborne Dolores Claiborne.]]

* SuperStrength: Andrew mentions that vampires usually have this. When he tied Lola up in the basement, she used it to rip through her bonds with her bare hands.
* TakeAThirdOption: Instead of choosing either option in the above-mentioned SadisticChoice, Andrew decides to go after Grace, the vampire who bit his sister, by letting Lola turn him into one.

* ToiletPaperPrank: Lola and Grace did this to the house of a girl they greatly disliked. And also farted on her father's car.

* VomitIndiscretionShot: After Lola eats the tainted spaghetti, we get a "wonderful" shot of Lola vomiting in the toilet, and right onto the camera.
* WeUsedToBeFriends: Lola's reaction to discovering that her best friend turned her into a vampire was essentially to kill her.

* LampshadeHanging/LeaningOnTheFourthWall: Lola starts her story with her attraction to Grace's brother instead of why Andrew wants to kill her. When Ms. Porter asks why she isn't focused, Lola mentions that she needs to establish the backstory first.

* LampshadeHanging: Lola starts her story with her attraction to Grace's brother instead of why Andrew wants to kill her. When Ms. Porter asks why she isn't focused, Lola mentions that she needs to establish the backstory first.

High school freshman Lola Pierce (Maddie Nichols) sits in the office of Manchester High’s guidance counselor Ms. Porter (Creator/MollyRingwald), frantically insisting that her brother Andrew (Andrew Brodeur) is trying to kill her. When asked why Lola thinks this, Lola offers to start at the beginning. She was at her friend Grace’s (Ja'ness Tate) house for a sleepover the other night, and she woke up to Grace supposedly trying to kiss her in her sleep. Ms. Porter becomes concerned with what she views as possible sexual assault, but Lola insists that it wasn’t assault. Returning to her brother, she recounts that his behavior was growing unusual, since he seemed to be avoiding her and wouldn’t give her a ride to school. Lola then recaps how she sat through her morning classes and got through lunch, but she had started feeling nauseous afterwards. When it passed, she stayed after school for a meeting of the Homecoming Committee, then returned home to see Andrew making dinner, something he never does. Lola mentions that Andrew had made spaghetti that night, and he stared at her as she ate it. After doing so, Lola ran into the bathroom to vomit, thinking it was because the cheese he used had gone bad. She also saw him researching weaponry on the internet, causing Ms. Porter to become gravely concerned that Andrew may be plotting a school shooting. Lola manages to calm her and assures that Andrew wasn’t looking up guns, but medieval weaponry like swords and axes. When Ms. Porter estimates that Andrew may have been doing so for an assignment, Lola mentions that she thought the same thing, but then Andrew had tied her up in the basement. A shocked Ms. Porter asks if her parents were in the house when this happened, but Lola mentions that they weren’t, so she ripped through the ties, which she admits weren’t very strong, spent the night at Grace’s, and came to Ms. Porter’s office on this very day. While initially glad to see that everything turned out okay, Ms. Porter asks where the marks on her wrists are to prove that she was tied up, revealing that she views her as delusional. As a frantic Lola attempts to plead that her brother ''is'' trying to kill her, Ms. Porter writes her a note and advises her to get some therapy. Lola spots her brother after school, who walks away without responding. Grace arrives and asks Lola if she wants to eat later, before being harassed by a trio of obnoxious guys and repeating her question. When she gets home, Lola searches the house for Andrew, neglecting to notice a missing axe from the garage. She ultimately catches Andrew sneaking up on her with the missing axe. A frightened Lola tells Andrew that, regardless of whatever he’s going through, she’s going to tell their parents on him. Andrew reveals that she ''can't'' tell their parents, because they’re dead. Lola freaks out and accuses Andrew of killing them, but Andrew retorts that he wasn’t the one who killed him, telling Lola that she’s a vampire. The supposedly tainted spaghetti he made for dinner turned out to be loaded with garlic, which is what made Lola sick. He also tied her up in the basement in an attempt to keep her from hurting anyone else, but she ripped through them with ease since vampires have superhuman strength. After compelling her to think back to what happened the other day, Lola finally remembers what really happened: when she came home from the sleepover, she had indeed become a vampire who slaughtered their parents in a state of feral hunger. Andrew, who had witnessed both murders, cleaned up what was left of their bodies and didn’t call the police to protect Lola. As for the axe, he read online that vampires need to be beheaded. As a frightened Lola asks how she even became a vampire in the first place, she thinks back to the sleepover, where it’s revealed that Grace was the vampire who bit Lola’s neck and turned her. With Lola now realizing that she is indeed a vampire who killed her parents, Andrew tearfully tells her that she can’t let her kill again whenever she gets hungry and moves in to chop her head off. After sharing a frightened laugh with his sister, Andrew becomes torn with what to do, unwilling to kill his sister and become the sole living member of the family. Instead, he proposes to go after Grace, who started all the trouble in the first place. Lola argues that he can’t fight off Grace alone and decides to go with him, turning him into a vampire so he can utilize his newfound super strength against her. The next day, Lola again meets with Ms. Porter. Ms. Porter tells Lola that Grace has supposedly gone missing, asking her where she is. After a brief shot of the beheaded Grace flashes on the screen, Lola plays dumb to her whereabouts. Ms. Porter declares that she’s going to find out what happened, only to run into Andrew in the doorway. Upon assuring Lola that her brother isn’t actually trying to kill her, Lola confirms that he ''was'', but she killed him first. The two vampires proceed to corner Ms. Porter and kill her.

* BitchInSheepsClothing: Grace, Lola's best friend, turns out to be the vampire who turned her. What's worse, [[ForTheEvulz she does it for]] '''[[ForTheEvulz no real reason.]]''' She even stares at the clearly scared Lola and smiles at her after she wakes up, not even bothering to hide her fangs.

* TheDitz: Lola. She often ventures into DumbBlonde territory for having no idea about what exactly is happening to her or why Andrew wants to kill her. Near the end of the story, Andrew even calls her out for being so oblivious about the situation. It's partially justified however, since it's implied that short-term memory loss is a side effect of a vampire's bite.

* MotorMouth: Lola has shades of this.
* MrFanservice: Grace's brother, who is, in his [[OneSceneWonder only appearance in the story]], seen seductively pouring milk on his abs, complete with R&B music and a spotlight effect for emphasis.

* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Vampires are apparently immune to sunlight. When they get hungry, they not only gain fangs, but also gain orange eyes, snake-like tongues, and wide jaws filled with razor sharp teeth. In addition, they also need to be beheaded to die instead of the standard stake through the heart.

* SelfMadeOrphan: Lola's feral hunger causes her to murder her and Andrew's parents. In her defense, she didn't mean to, as she is clearly shaken up about it.

High school freshman Lola Pierce (Creator/MaddieNichols) sits in the office of Manchester High’s guidance counselor Ms. Porter (Creator/MollyRingwald), frantically insisting that her brother Andrew (Creator/AndrewBrodeur) is trying to kill her. When asked why Lola thinks this, Lola offers to start at the beginning. She was at her friend Grace’s (Creator/JanessTate) house for a sleepover the other night, and she woke up to Grace supposedly trying to kiss her in her sleep. Ms. Porter becomes concerned with what she views as possible sexual assault, but Lola insists that it wasn’t assault. Returning to her brother, she recounts that his behavior was growing unusual, since he seemed to be avoiding her and wouldn’t give her a ride to school. Lola then recaps how she sat through her morning classes and got through lunch, but she had started feeling nauseous afterwards. When it passed, she stayed after school for a meeting of the Homecoming Committee, then returned home to see Andrew making dinner, something he never does. Lola mentions that Andrew had made spaghetti that night, and he stared at her as she ate it. After doing so, Lola ran into the bathroom to vomit, thinking it was because the cheese he used had gone bad. She also saw him researching weaponry on the internet, causing Ms. Porter to become gravely concerned that Andrew may be plotting a school shooting. Lola manages to calm her and assures that Andrew wasn’t looking up guns, but medieval weaponry like swords and axes. Lola then mentions that her brother had tied her up in the basement. A shocked Ms. Porter asks if her parents were in the house when this happened, but Lola mentions that they weren’t, so she ripped through the ties, which she admits weren’t very strong, spent the night at Grace’s, and came to Ms. Porter’s office on this very day. While initially glad to see that everything turned out okay, Ms. Porter asks where the marks on her wrists are to prove that she was tied up, revealing that she views her as delusional. As a frantic Lola attempts to plead that her brother ''is'' trying to kill her, Ms. Porter writes her a note and advises her to get some therapy. Lola spots her brother after school, who walks away without responding. Grace arrives and asks Lola if she wants to eat later, before being harassed by a trio of obnoxious guys and repeating her question. When she gets home, Lola searches the house for Andrew, neglecting to notice a missing axe from the garage. She ultimately catches Andrew sneaking up on her with the missing axe. A frightened Lola tells Andrew that, regardless of whatever he’s going through, she’s going to tell their parents on him. Andrew reveals that she ''can't'' tell their parents, because they’re dead. Lola freaks out and accuses Andrew of killing them, but Andrew retorts that he wasn’t the one who killed him, telling Lola that she’s a vampire. The supposedly tainted spaghetti he made for dinner turned out to be loaded with garlic, which is what made Lola sick. He also tied her up in the basement in an attempt to keep her from hurting anyone else, but she ripped through them with ease since vampires have superhuman strength. After compelling her to think back to what happened the other day, Lola finally remembers what really happened: when she came home from the sleepover, she had indeed become a vampire who slaughtered their parents in a state of feral hunger. Andrew, who had witnessed both murders, cleaned up what was left of their bodies and didn’t call the police to protect Lola. As for the axe, he read online that vampires need to be beheaded. As a frightened Lola asks how she even became a vampire in the first place, she thinks back to the sleepover, where it’s revealed that Grace was the vampire who bit Lola’s neck and turned her into one. With Lola now realizing that she is indeed a vampire who killed her parents, Andrew tearfully tells her that she can’t let her kill again whenever she gets hungry and moves in to chop her head off. Suddenly, he stops, unwilling to kill his sister and become the sole living member of the family. Instead, he proposes to go after Grace, who started all the trouble in the first place. Lola argues that he can’t fight off Grace alone and decides to go with him, turning him into a vampire so he can utilize his newfound super strength against her. The next day, Lola again meets with Ms. Porter. Ms. Porter tells Lola that Grace has supposedly gone missing, asking her where she is. After a brief shot of the beheaded Grace flashes on the screen, Lola plays dumb to her whereabouts. Ms. Porter declares that she’s going to find out what happened, only to run into Andrew in the doorway. Upon assuring Lola that her brother isn’t actually trying to kill her, Lola confirms that he ''was'', but she killed him first. The two vampires proceed to corner Ms. Porter and kill her.

* AdultsAreUseless: Ms. Porter, the guidance counselor, while briefly concerned with issues of possible sexual assault and an oncoming school shooting regarding Lola's story, doesn't believe the bulk of it, thinking of Lola as delusional even as she desperately pleads that the story is true. As a result, Lola and the newly-turned Andrew team up to kill her.

* BitchInSheepsClothing: Grace, Lola's best friend, turns out to be the vampire who transformed her. What's worse, [[ForTheEvulz she does it for '''no real reason''']], even staring at her and smiling after she wakes up, not even bothering to hide her fangs.

* TheDitz: Lola, nearly venturing into DumbBlonde territory for having no idea about what exactly is happening to her or why Andrew wants to kill her. Near the end of the story, Andrew even calls her out for being so oblivious about the situation. However, it's partially justified, since it's implied that short-term memory loss is a side effect of a vampire's bite.

* ForeShadowing: After school, Grace asks Lola if she wants to go eat. After getting harassed by a trio of obnoxious students, Grace glares at the offenders, then ''repeats her question''.

* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Vampires are apparently immune to sunlight. When they get hungry, they not only gain fangs, but also gain orange eyes, snake-like tongues, and wide jaws filled with razor sharp teeth. They also need to be beheaded to die instead of the standard stake through the heart.
* PregnancyScare: When she was feeling sick, Lola wonders whether or not she is pregnant, thinking that [[BookDumb sperm can somehow become airborne and burrow into the body.]]

* SelfMadeOrphan: Lola's feral hunger causes her to murder her and Andrew's parents. Though in her defense, she didn't mean to, as she is clearly shaken up about it.
* ShoutOut: Lola mentions that her family owns a dog named Dolores Claiborne, named after the main character from the [[Literature/DoloresClaiborne novel of the same name.]]

* SoundtrackDissonance: Lola's murder of her parents is underscored with cheerful morning music. The same music plays again when she and Andrew close in on Ms. Porter.

* MurderTheHypotenuse: Ms. Porter, after hearing that Grace has gone missing, vows to find out what happened to her. Andrew and Lola are quick to put a stop to that.

High school freshman Lola Pierce (Creator/MaddieNichols) sits in the office of Manchester High’s guidance counselor Ms. Porter (Creator/MollyRingwald), frantically insisting that her brother Andrew (Creator/AndrewBrodeur) is trying to kill her. When asked why Lola thinks this, Lola offers to start at the beginning. She was at her friend Grace’s (Creator/JanessTate) house for a sleepover the other night, and she woke up to Grace supposedly trying to kiss her in her sleep. Ms. Porter becomes concerned with what she views as possible sexual assault, but Lola insists that it wasn’t assault. Returning to her brother, she recounts that his behavior was growing unusual, since he seemed to be avoiding her and wouldn’t give her a ride to school. Lola then recaps how she sat through her morning classes and got through lunch, but she had started feeling nauseous afterwards. When it passed, she stayed after school for a meeting of the Homecoming Committee, then returned home to see Andrew making dinner, something he never does. Lola mentions that Andrew had made spaghetti that night, and he stared at her as she ate it. After doing so, Lola ran into the bathroom to vomit, thinking it was because the cheese he used had gone bad. She also saw him researching weaponry on the internet, causing Ms. Porter to become gravely concerned that Andrew may be plotting a school shooting. Lola manages to calm her and assures that Andrew wasn’t looking up guns, but medieval weaponry like swords and axes. Lola then mentions that her brother had tied her up in the basement. A shocked Ms. Porter asks if her parents were in the house when this happened, but Lola mentions that they weren’t, so she ripped through the ties, which she admits weren’t very strong, spent the night at Grace’s, and came to Ms. Porter’s office today. While initially glad to see that everything turned out okay, Ms. Porter asks where the marks on her wrists are to prove that she was tied up, revealing that she views her as delusional. As a frantic Lola attempts to plead that her brother ''is'' trying to kill her, Ms. Porter writes her a note and advises her to get some therapy. Lola spots her brother after school, who walks away without responding. Grace arrives and asks Lola if she wants to eat later, before being harassed by a trio of obnoxious guys and repeating her question. When she gets home, Lola searches the house for Andrew, neglecting to notice a missing axe from the garage. She ultimately catches Andrew sneaking up on her with the missing axe. A frightened Lola tells Andrew that, regardless of whatever he’s going through, she’s going to tell their parents on him. Andrew reveals that she ''can't'' tell their parents, because they’re dead. Lola freaks out and accuses Andrew of killing them, but Andrew retorts that he wasn’t the one who killed him, telling Lola that she’s a vampire. The supposedly tainted spaghetti he made for dinner turned out to be loaded with garlic, which is what made Lola sick. He also tied her up in the basement in an attempt to keep her from hurting anyone else, but she ripped through them with ease since vampires have superhuman strength. After compelling her to think back to what happened the other day, Lola finally remembers what really happened: when she came home from the sleepover, she had indeed become a vampire who slaughtered their parents in a state of feral hunger. Andrew, who had witnessed both murders, cleaned up what was left of their bodies and didn’t call the police to protect Lola. As for the axe, he read online that vampires need to be beheaded. As a frightened Lola asks how she even became a vampire in the first place, she thinks back to the sleepover, where it’s revealed that Grace was the vampire who bit Lola’s neck and turned her into one. With Lola now realizing that she is indeed a vampire who killed her parents, Andrew tearfully tells her that she can’t let her kill again whenever she gets hungry and moves in to chop her head off. Suddenly, he stops, unwilling to kill his sister and become the sole living member of the family. Instead, he proposes to go after Grace, who started all the trouble in the first place. Lola argues that he can’t fight off Grace alone and decides to go with him, turning him into a vampire so he can utilize his newfound super strength against her. The next day, Lola again meets with Ms. Porter. Ms. Porter tells Lola that Grace has supposedly gone missing, asking her where she is. After a brief shot of the beheaded Grace flashes on the screen, Lola plays dumb to her whereabouts. Ms. Porter declares that she’s going to find out what happened, only to run into Andrew in the doorway. Upon assuring Lola that her brother isn’t actually trying to kill her, Lola confirms that he ''was'', but she killed him first. The two vampires proceed to corner Ms. Porter and kill her.

* BitchInSheepsClothing: Grace, Lola's best friend, turns out to be the vampire who transformed her. What's worse, she does it for '''no real reason''', even staring at her and smiling after she wakes up, not even bothering hiding her fangs.

* TheDitz: Lola, nearly venturing into DumbBlonde territory for having no idea about what exactly is happening to her or why Andrew wants to kill her. Near the end of the story, Andrew even calls her out for being so oblivious about the situation. However, it's partially justified, since it's implied that short term memory loss is a side effect of a vampire's bite.

** Grace, for turning Lola into a vampire for no reason and indirectly causing her to murder her parents, gets beheaded.

* PregnancyScare: When she was feeling sick, Lola wonders whether or not she is pregnant, thinking that sperm can somehow become airborne and burrow into the skin.

* SpeakingLikeTotallyTeen: Lola definitely has shades of this whenever she talks to someone.

* TakeAThirdOption: Instead of choosing either option in the above-mentioned SadisticChoice, Andrew decides to go after Grace, the vampire who turned his sister, by letting Lola turn him into one.

* BitchInSheepsClothing: Grace, Lola's best friend, turns out to be the vampire who transformed her. What's worse, she does it for '''no real reason.'''

* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Vampires are apparently immune to sunlight, and have orange eyes, snake-like tongues, and wide jaws filled with razor sharp teeth. They also need to be beheaded to die instead of the standard stake through the heart.

High school freshman Lola Pierce (Creator/MaddieNichols) sits in the office of Manchester High’s guidance counselor Ms. Porter (Creator/MollyRingwald), frantically insisting that her brother Andrew (Creator/AndrewBrodeur) is trying to kill her. When asked why Lola thinks this, Lola offers to start at the beginning. She was at her friend Grace’s (Creator/JanessTate) house for a sleepover the other night, and she woke up to Grace supposedly trying to kiss her in her sleep. Ms. Porter becomes concerned with what she views as possible sexual assault, but Lola insists that it wasn’t assault. Returning to her brother, she recounts that his behavior was growing unusual, since he seemed to be avoiding her and wouldn’t give her a ride to school. Lola then recaps how after lunch, she started feeling nauseous. She stayed after school for a meeting of the Homecoming Committee, then returned home to see Andrew making dinner, something he never does. Lola mentions that Andrew had made spaghetti that night, and after having her brother stare at her as she ate it, Lola ran into the bathroom to vomit, thinking it was because the cheese he used had gone bad. She also saw him researching weaponry on the internet, causing Ms. Porter to become gravely concerned that Andrew may be plotting a school shooting. Lola manages to calm her and assures that Andrew wasn’t looking up guns, but medieval weaponry like swords and axes. Lola then mentions that her brother had tied her up in the basement. A shocked Ms. Porter asks if her parents were in the house when this happened, but Lola mentions that they weren’t, so she ripped through the ties, which she admits weren’t very strong, spent the night at Grace’s, and came to Ms. Porter’s office today. While initially glad to see that everything turned out okay, Ms. Porter asks where the marks on her wrists are to prove that she was tied up, revealing that she views her as delusional. As a frantic Lola attempts to plead that her brother is trying to kill her, Ms. Porter writes her a note and advises her to get some therapy. Lola spots her brother after school, who walks away without responding. Grace arrives and asks Lola if she wants to eat later, before being harassed by a trio of obnoxious guys and repeating her question. When she gets home, Lola searches the house for Andrew, neglecting to notice a missing axe from the garage. She ultimately catches Andrew sneaking up on her with the missing axe. A frightened Lola tells Andrew that, regardless of whatever he’s going through, she’s going to tell their parents on him. Andrew reveals that she ''can't'' tell their parents, because they’re dead. Lola freaks out and accuses Andrew of killing them, but Andrew retorts that he wasn’t the one who killed him, telling Lola that she’s a vampire. The supposedly tainted spaghetti he made for dinner turned out to be loaded with garlic, which is what made Lola sick. He also tied her up in the basement in an attempt to keep her from hurting anyone else, but she ripped through them with ease since vampires have superhuman strength. After compelling her to think back to what happened the other day, Lola finally remembers what really happened: when she came home from the sleepover, she had indeed become a vampire who slaughtered their parents in a state of feral hunger. Andrew, who had witnessed both murders, cleaned up what was left of their bodies and didn’t call the police to protect Lola. As for the axe, he read online that vampires need to be beheaded. As a frightened Lola asks how she became a vampire in the first place, she thinks back to the sleepover, where it’s revealed that Grace was the vampire who bit Lola’s neck and turned her into one. With Lola now realizing that she is a vampire and that she killed her parents, Andrew tearfully tells her that she can’t let her kill again whenever she gets hungry and moves in to chop her head off, but he stops, unwilling to kill his sister and become the sole living member of the family. Instead, he proposes to go after Grace, who started all the trouble in the first place. Lola argues that he can’t fight off Grace alone and decides to go with him, turning him into a vampire so he can utilize his newfound super strength against her. The next day, Lola again meets with Ms. Porter. Ms. Porter tells Lola that Grace has supposedly gone missing, asking her where she is. After a brief shot of the beheaded Grace flashes on the screen, Lola plays dumb to her whereabouts. Ms. Porter declares that she’s going to find out, only to run into Andrew in the doorway. Upon confirming to Lola that her brother isn’t actually trying to kill her, Lola confirms that he ''was'', but she killed him first. The two vampires proceed to corner Ms. Porter and kill her.

* BitchInSheepsClothing: Grace, Lola's best friend, turns out to be the vampire who turned her. What's worse, she does it for '''no real reason.'''

* DestroyTheEvidence: After Lola murdered their parents, Andrew cleaned up all the blood and threw the corpses in the trash.
* TheDitz: Lola, nearly venturing into DumbBlonde territory for her obliviousness about what exactly is happening. Near the end of the story, Andrew even calls her out for having no idea what's really going on.

* LaserGuidedKarma: Grace, for turning Lola into a vampire for no reason and indirectly causing her to murder her parents, gets beheaded.

* MrFanservice: Grace's brother, who is, in his [[OneSceneWonder only appearance in the story]], seen seductively pouring milk on his abs.

* VomitIndiscretionShot: After Lola eats the tainted spaghetti get a "wonderful" shot of Lola vomiting in the toilet, and right onto the camera.