History Quotes / ValuesDissonance

-->Englishman: ''In my country women are never locked up''
-->Central Asian:''What a marvel. And how can you trust them with so much temptation? They are poor creatures and easily led. But if one of them is unfaithful to her husband, what does he do?''
-->Englishman:''He goes to our Mullah whom we call a judge and obtains a divorce and marries someone else.''
-->Central Asian: ''What! You mean he does not cut the woman's throat?''
-->Englishman: ''No; he would be hanged himself if he did.''
-->Central Asian: ''What a country! We manage things better in Khiva.''
-->Frederick Burnaby, ''A ride to Khiva''.

->''It's funny to think how we listen to YellowSubmarine in kindergarten, when in reality all four of the Beatles [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs were high as shit when they wrote it.]] But that's ok, because unlike now, drugs weren't used to be cool, but to expand your mind (aka [[GratefulDead Jerry Garcia.]])''

-->--''Series/{{Revolution}}'', "Sex and Drugs", Aaron is trying to communicate that helping a drug lord in killing off the patriarch of a family of Irish ex-cops he has a personal grudge with is a bad idea.

-->--''Series/{{Revolution}}'', Aaron is trying to communicate that helping a drug lord in killing off the patriarch of a family of Irish ex-cops he has a personal grudge with is a bad idea.

->'''Aaron Pittman:''' If the only thing they are doing is [[spoiler: torching Drexler's heroin]] we shouldn't be trying to kill them, we should be sending them a fruit basket!

-->--''Series/{{Revolution}}'', Aaron is trying to communicate that helping a drug lord in killing off a family of Irish ex-cops he has a personal grudge with is a bad idea.

-->--'''LPHartley''' ''TheGoBetween''

-->--TheRant of [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2010/06/10/0172-not-a-role-model/ this]] SandraAndWoo, summing up the trope in two sentences.

-->Frederick Burnaby,''A ride to Khiva''.

-->--'''UrbanDictionary''' on TheBeatles

-->Central Asian: What a country! We manage things better in Khiva.''

->"I hope that, like Mark Twain, people one day look back at my work and say, 'Wow, that is actually pretty racist.'"

-> ''And she kept calling the Indians niggers for some reason, so I said "No, no, no, its the ''West'' Indians who are niggers. These people are '''Wogs'''''.

->''It's funny to think how we listen to YellowSubmarine in kindergarten, when in reality all four of the Beatles [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs we're high as shit when they wrote it.]] But that's ok, because unlike now, drugs wern't used to be cool, but to expand your mind (aka [[GratefulDead Jerry Garcia.]])''

-->--[[ChristopherEccleston The Ninth Doctor]], ''Series/DoctorWho''

-->--[[ChristopherEccleston The Ninth Doctor]], ''DoctorWho''

-->"It is different, yeah. It's a different morality, get used to it, or go home."

--> -- '''{{Confucius}}'''

-> '''[[FawltyTowers Major Gowen]]''', who didn't have NWordPrivileges, on taking a girl to watch cricket.

-> '''UrbanDictionary''' on TheBeatles

-->''MonkeyDust''

->''It's funny to think how we listen to YellowSubmarine in kindergarten, when in reality all four of the Beatles [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs we're high as shit when they wrote it.]] But that's ok, because unlike now, drugs wern't used to be cool, but to expand your mind (aka Jerry Garcia.)''

->''It's funny to think how we listen to YellowSubmarine in kindergarten, when in reality all four of the Beatles we're high as shit when they wrote it. But that's ok, because unlike now, drugs wern't used to be cool, but to expand your mind (aka Jerry Garcia.)''

->''It's funny to think how we listen to Yellow Submarine in kindergarten, when in reality all four of the Beatles we're high as shit when they wrote it. But that's ok, because unlike now, drugs wern't used to be cool, but to expand your mind (aka Jerry Garcia.)''

-> '''UrbanDictionary''' on The Beatles