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-->--''[[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} Scared Shrekless]]''

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-->--''[[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} Scared Shrekless]]''
-->--''WesternAnimation/ScaredShrekless''

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->'''Marge:''' If you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart, you'll see how sane he really is.
->'''Doctor:''' You mean there actually ''is'' a Bart? Good lord!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Stark Raving Dad"



->'''Lois:''' Peter, maybe this isn't the place.

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->'''Lois:''' Peter, maybe this isn't the place.place...


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->'''Marge:''' Oh, back in the '70s, [Troy [=McClure=]] was quite the teen heartthrob.
->'''Homer:''' Yeah. Who'da thought he'd turn out to be such a weirdo?
->'''Marge:''' What are you talking about?
->'''Homer:''' You know, his bizarre personal life. Those weird things they say he does down at the aquarium? Why, I heard...
->'''Marge:''' Oh, Homer, that's just an urban legend! [[BestialityisDepraved People don't do that type of thing with]] ''[[BestialityisDepraved fish]]''. Troy [=McClure=] is a perfect gentleman, [[ImmediateSelfContradiction like Bing Crosby or JFK]].
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "A Fish Called Selma"

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->'''Donkey:''' There was this crazy albino guy who lived in a mirror, and if you even just look at him, you'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice cubes with your kidneys gone!
-->--''[[{{Shrek}} Scared Shrekless]]''

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->'''Donkey:''' There was this crazy albino guy who lived in a mirror, and if you even just look at him, [[OrganTheft you'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice cubes with your kidneys gone!
-->--''[[{{Shrek}}
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-->--''[[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}
Scared Shrekless]]''



->'''Peter:''' Oh I got a million of 'em. Like my buddy's sister's boss. He was drinking with a hooker in this Vegas bar. BAM! Woke up without his kidneys!

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->'''Peter:''' Oh I got a million of 'em. Like my buddy's sister's boss. He was drinking with a hooker in this Vegas bar. BAM! [[OrganTheft Woke up without his kidneys!kidneys]]!
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->'''Marge:''' You'll see that my husband is not insane if you just talk to him without mentioning our son Bart.
->'''Doctor:''' Wait, there actually ''is'' a Bart? My God!

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->'''Marge:''' You'll see that my husband is not insane if If you just talk to him for five minutes without mentioning our son Bart.
Bart, you'll see how sane he really is.
->'''Doctor:''' Wait, You mean there actually ''is'' a Bart? My God!Good lord!
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->''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Special Edna"

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->''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', -->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Special Edna"
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->'''Peter:''' Hand to God, I tell you, a high freakin' rat. Five times as big as that guy's steak.

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->'''Peter:''' Hand to God, I tell you, a high big freakin' rat. Five times as big as that guy's steak.
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->'''Marge:''' You'll see that my husband is not insane if you just talk to him without mentioning our son Bart.
->'''Doctor:''' Wait, there actually ''is'' a Bart? My God!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Stark Raving Dad"

->'''Puss:''' [[Literature/TheRaven Once upon a midnight dreary...]]
->'''Donkey:''' There was this crazy albino guy who lived in a mirror, and if you even just look at him, you'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice cubes with your kidneys gone!
-->--''[[{{Shrek}} Scared Shrekless]]''

->'''Peter:''' Oh-oh, funny sailing story. All right, this guy's on his boat in the middle of the ocean, right, and he sees a little black dog. And let me tell you, this dog's been swimming for days and he stinks like a dead otter. Right?
->'''Lois:''' Peter, maybe this isn't the place.
->'''Peter:''' Hang on, Lois. So the guy takes the dog into the vet and the freakin' vet tells him, get this, it's not a dog, it's a rat. A big, stinkin' Mexican rat. True story.
->'''Meg:''' Dad, that's just an urban legend.
->'''Peter:''' Hand to God, I tell you, a high freakin' rat. Five times as big as that guy's steak.
->'''Lois:''' Oh Peter, that rat gets bigger every time you tell this story.
->'''Peter:''' Oh I got a million of 'em. Like my buddy's sister's boss. He was drinking with a hooker in this Vegas bar. BAM! Woke up without his kidneys!
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"

->'''Bart:''' ''(on video)'' I'd like to nominate my teacher, Mrs. Krabappel. She may not be glamorous or entertaining, she's just a real teacher who comes in every day no matter what. And she never gave up on me, Bart Simpson.
->''(everyone in the room gasps)''
->'''Woman:''' ''The'' Bart Simpson?
->'''Man:''' I thought he was just an urban legend.
->'''Woman:''' If she's danced with the devil in the blue shorts and lived, we have ourselves a nominee.
->''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Special Edna"
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