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-->--''Pretty Violent #1"

->'''Alph:''' Didn't need puny Earthling magic--could have used special powers instead.
->'''Mumbo:''' Spaceman ungrateful, waste Mumbo's time. Me should teach lesson.

-->--''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'', "[[Recap/PokemonS1E60BeachBlankOutBlastoise Beach Blank-Out Blastoise]]"

'''Peter:''' Yeah, I'll have a water if you get one.

'''Jessie:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I don't remember asking you to save our lives]]!\\
'''James:''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards Well, I'm grateful]].\\
'''Jessie:''' (''[[DopeSlap slaps James]]'') [[EtTuBrute They're our mortal enemies]]! How dare you be grateful they saved your life!\\

->'''Kagome:''' If there's a person right there who I can save and I'm told she can only be saved by me, [[ChronicHeroSyndrome of course I'll choose to save her!]]\\

'''Kagome:''' ''[thinking]'' [[WhatTheHellHero Whaddaya mean you won't thank me?!]]

'''Lawyer''': [[CurseCutShort My client has no further comment at this time.]]

->''"[[MoralEventHorizon Where's your kid now, Sheriff?!]]"''

->''"I saved you. I saved this city and all your worthless lives! I should have [[ThenLetMeBeEvil let Stannis kill you all!]]"''

'''Spock:''' [[FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse On the contrary, you were treated with justice and with compassion]], which you failed to show towards any of your intended victims. Logically, therefore, one must assume—
->'''Garth:''' ''[[SuddenlyShouting REMOVE THIS ANIMAL!]]''

->''(This fucking thing!) "[[RageBreakingPoint Shit! Damn it!]] We save Ferelden, and they're angry. We save Orlais, and they're angry! We close the Breach'' '''twice,''' ''and my own hand wants to kill me! Could one thing in this'' '''''[[AtomicFBomb FUCKING]]''''' ''world just stay fixed?!"''

-->-- '''[[DeadpanSnarker Spider-Man]]''', After saving Jameson from Scorpion, but orders the police to kill him, under the assumtion that it's a trick, ''VideoGame/SpiderMan2000''

-->-- '''Doctor Eggman''', [[MultipleEndings after Shadow takes over The ARK in the dark ending to the hero path]], ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog''

->'''Mom:''' ...is [[spoiler:Anora]] betraying me?\\
'''Reg:''' Yep. [[GuideDangIt Blew that one.]]\\
'''Mom:''' Wha-- I saved [[DamselInDistress her]] ass.\\

->''"At the end of the day, they watch you struggle for their sake, hoping you'll fail; [[TallPoppySyndrome they don't want to see a hero]], {{Franchise/Superman}}, [[TallPoppySyndrome they want to see a corpse]]."''

'''Arin:''' Do you remember when I ran in circles around your place, even though [[FailedASpotCheck I was told what to do]]?\\
'''Danny:''' [[RuleOfThree And don't even get me started on that letter.]]\\

'''Arin:''' [[OverlyLongGag And honestly, how could you forget about the letter?]]\\

->'''[[ButtMonkey Meg]]:''' ''(after bringing [[AbusiveParents Peter]] back to health [[ItMakesSenseInContext from being mauled by a puma]])'' Isn't anybody gonna thank me?\\

->'''Jack:''' ''(after saving [[BloodKnight Ashi]])'' You're welcome.\\

'''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Puffball]]''': What did you expect, a hug and a kiss?

'''Speedy:''' ''(holding up a hose attached to the well)'' [[AllLovingHero But of course, Senor Duck.]] Here's plenty of water!\\

'''Daffy:''' ''[[DeathGlare (glowering at the camera)]]'' There's only one thing worse than a smart mouse, and that's ''three'' smart mice!

->''"I took the train to Los Angeles in order to see to my film version of ''Billy the Kid'', which Creator/PaulNewman and I had set up at Warner Bros. Paul and I had selected a television producer in need of a job to oversee the production. Immediately, our employee replaced our original director with his own, who in turn [[ProfessionalButtKisser brought in a friend]] to "improve" the script of what was supposedly my film. Paul, no tower of strength in these matters, allowed the hijacking to take place. The result was ''The Left Handed Gun'', a film that [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Left_Handed_Gun#Reception only somebody French could like.]]"''

->''"What’s the show that all of today's women watch? Series/DesperateHousewives. What is it? It’s a bunch of {{rich|Bitch}} {{housewi|fe}}ves, some of them don’t even work, who all [[YourCheatingHeart cheat on their husbands]]. You know what that show should really be called? Ungrateful Bitches."'''

->'''Jack:''' ''[after saving [[BloodKnight Ashi]]]'' You're welcome.\\

'''[[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext Puffball]]''': What did you expect, a hug and a kiss?

'''Purple Doctorfish''': [walks in] Why, you're in the hospital. This young boy saved your life. He performed CPR for five hours straight.\\

'''Flats''': Wow, I'm touched. I'll have to remember that when I'm kicking your butt. [[=SpongeBob=] is thunderstruck, accompanied with glass shattering] Those flowers for me?

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine'', "Old Reliable Edward"

-->-- '''[[DeadpanSnarker Spider-Man]]''', After saving Jameson from Scorpion, but orders the police to kill him, under the assumtion that it's a trick, ''VideoGame/SpiderMan (2000)''

->''"[[MoralEventHorizon WHERE'S YOUR KID NOW, SHERRIFF?!]]"''
-->-- [[spoiler:'''Lotso''']], ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3''

'''Sarge:''' Grif, why in Hell would you give somebody CPR for a bullet wound in the head!? That doesn't make a lick of sense.\\

'''Sarge:''' Grif, [[DoubleSubverted why in Hell would you give somebody CPR for a bullet wound in the head!?]] That doesn't make a lick of sense.\\

'''Maria Hill:''' This doesn't change anything. [[SuperRegistrationAct Registration]] is '''going''' to happen.\\

'''Gordon''': I didn't really need your help, Edward. You just happened to be there, that's all. [[{{Narcissist}} I'm very reliable, and exceedingly fast.]]

->''"WHERE'S YOUR KID NOW, SHERRIFF?!"''

-->-- '''Doctor Eggman''', [[MultipleEndings After Shadow takes over The ARK in the dark ending to the hero path]], ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog''

->''"WHERE'S YOUR KID NOW, SHERRIF?!"''

-->-- [[spoiler:'''Lotso''', ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3''

'''Sarge:''' I mean it's all so damn inconsistent! What would you do if they stabbed me in the toe? (fade to black) Rub my neck with aloe vera?

-->'''Sarge:''' What... What happened here?\\

'''Herbert''': (looks at George) That man saved my life?\\

'''Herbert''': ''You should've let me die.''\\

'''Herbert''': You should've let me die.\\