History Quotes / TheSecretOfLongPorkPies

->''"I call it 'Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili.'"''
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', [[Recap/SouthParkS5E4ScottTenormanMustDie "Scott Tenorman Must Die"]]

->'''Lisa:''' Bart, isn't it strange that Üter is missing and suddenly, the cafeteria is serving this mysterious food called "Uter-braten"?
->'''Principal Skinner:''' Oh, relax kids! I've got a gut feeling Üter's around here somewhere. [laughs] After all, isn't there a little Üter in all of us? [laughs harder] In fact, you might say we just ate Üter and he's in our stomachs right now! [laughs even harder] [[VerbalBackspace ...Wait. Scratch that one.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Treehouse of Horror V"

->''"Listen to me, Hatcher- you gotta tell 'em! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! We gotta stop 'em- somehow!"''

-->--'''Police Captain''', ''Film/BloodFeast''

->'''Officer Lee''': You threw away the dismembered bodies as rubbish. How about the flesh?\\
'''Wong Chi-hang''': It was used to make those buns. The ones which they loved eating and didn't pay for.
-->--''Film/TheUntoldStory''

He claimed the meat was beef or pork butchered just for them
But the meat came from the prostitutes murdered by Grossman"''

->'''Principal Skinner:''' Oh, relax kids! I've got a gut feeling Üter's around here somewhere. [starts to laugh] After all, isn't there a little Üter in all of us? [laughs harder] In fact, you might say we just ate Üter and he's in our stomachs right now! [laughs even harder] [[VerbalBackspace ...Wait. Scratch that one.]]

->''This boy, who only just before\\

->''"Listen to me, Hatcher- you gotta tell em! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! We gotta stop 'em- somehow!"''

->''"Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!\\
The great big greedy nincompoop!\\
How long could we allow this beast\\
To gorge and guzzle, feed and feast\\
On everything he wanted to?\\
Great Scott! It simply wouldn't do!\\
However long this pig might live,\\
We're positive he'd never give\\
Even the smallest bit of fun\\
Or happiness to anyone.\\
So what we do in cases such\\
As this, we use the gentle touch,\\
And carefully we take the brat\\
And turn him into something that\\
Will give great pleasure to us all —\\
A doll, for instance, or a ball,\\
Or marbles or a rocking horse.\\
But this revolting boy, of course,\\
Was so unutterably vile,\\
So greedy, foul, and infantile,\\
He left a most disgusting taste\\
Inside our mouths, and so in haste\\
We chose a thing that, come what may,\\
Would take the nasty taste away.\\
"Come on!" we cried. "The time is ripe\\
To send him shooting up the pipe!\\
He has to go! It has to be!"\\
And very soon, he's going to see\\
Inside the room to which he's gone\\
Some funny things are going on.\\
But don't, dear children, be alarmed;\\
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed,\\
Although, of course, we must admit\\
He will be altered quite a bit.\\
He'll be quite changed from what he's been,\\
When he goes through the fudge machine:\\
Slowly, the wheels go round and round,\\
The cogs begin to grind and pound;\\
A hundred knives go slice, slice, slice;\\
We add some sugar, cream, and spice;\\
We boil him for a minute more,\\
Until we're absolutely sure\\
That all the greed and all the gall\\
Is boiled away for once and all.\\
Then out he comes! And now! By grace!\\
A miracle has taken place!\\
This boy, who only just before\\

-->-- '''[[GreekChorus The Oompa-Loompas]]''', ''Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory''

->'''Todd''': For what's the sound of the world out there?\\
'''Mrs. Lovett''': What, Mr. Todd, what, Mr. Todd, what is that sound?\\
'''Todd''': Those crunching noises pervading the air?\\
'''Mrs. Lovett''': Yes, Mr. Todd, yes, Mr. Todd, yes, all around.\\
'''Todd''': It's man devouring man, my dear--\\
'''Both''': And who are we to deny it in here?

->Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!\\

Against a luscious bit of fudge?

->There's too many people in the world and not enough food. Now this takes care of both problems at the same time.

-->-- '''Vincent Smith'', ''Film/MotelHell''

-->--''Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet'', "A Little Priest"

-->--'''[[GreekChorus The Oompa-Loompas]]''', ''Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory''