History Quotes / TheOtherDarrin

-->-- WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} (Joel) [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teb-aAjAYhw on Shrek's voice while watching the opening cutscene to "Shrek Smash Crash Racing"]]

* [[CashCowFranchise one awful sequel later]]*\\

-->-- ''{{Hairspray}}''

-->-- Sophia, ''TheGoldenGirls''

->'''{{Ironman}}''': In my next movie Rhodey will become War Machine.
->'''Franchise/{{Batman}}''': In my next movie Katie Holmes will become Maggie Gyllenhaal.
-->--''WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC''

-->--''FanFic/ImAMarvelAndImADC''

->'''{{Ironman}}''': In my next movie Rhodey will become War Machine.
->'''Franchise/{{Batman}}''': In my next movie Katie Holmes will become Maggie Gyllenhaal.

* [[CashCowFranchise one awful sequel later]]*\\

* [[CashCowFranchise one awful sequel later]]*\\

->'''{{Batman}}''': In my next movie Katie Holmes will become Maggie Gyllenhaal.
-->--''FanFic/ImAMarvelAndImADC''

->"Felix!" Yes, it’s Felix Leiter, CIA agent, and one of Bond’s most frequent allies. He probably could have been considered Watson to Bond’s Holmes, if he hadn’t been played over the course of the franchise by more actors than Doctor Who.
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Film/NeverSayNeverAgain''

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->It's like the Creator/ElisabethSladen[=/=]Mary Tamm scenario all over again; what a shame that they couldn't have gotten the actresses involved sooner. Kate O'Mara was all lined up to return to the role of the Rani after all these years away and it was recorded too late for her to take part. The loss of such a memorable, glamorous actress is keenly felt and the realisation that [[WhatCouldHaveBeen we were this close to a reunion]]...However the show must go on and with O'Mara's blessing the role was re-cast and we have been treated to a brand new version of the character.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/12/the-rani-elite-written-by-justin.html Doc Oho]]''' on AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho, "The Rani Elite"

->Susan Olsen was the only original cast member who skipped out on filming ''[[Series/TheBradyBunch A Very Brady Christmas]]'' and Wikipedia says it’s because she was on her honeymoon during production. ''[='=]She was on her honeymoon[='=]'' sounds like a very sweet way of saying ''[='=]She wanted more money and those bitches wouldn’t pay up.[='=]''\\\
Jennifer Runyon was brought in to replace Susan Olsen as Cindy Brady...But we all know the real reason why Fake Cindy doesn’t want to go home for Christmas. It’s because she’s Fake Cindy! She [[Film/TheTalentedMrRipley Talented Mr. Ripley’d]] the real Cindy Brady by killing her and living her life. They don’t tell us this, but they also don’t explain why Cindy has a new face and no lisp.

->Rommie, the ship itself, was a sentient, thinking, feeling Artificial Intelligence...in Season 5, the whole show took a weird turn, with the crew separated and stuck on several [[CaliforniaDoubling identical desert planets]]. Most problematically, they didn't actually have a spaceship any more. Neither, for that matter, did they have Rommie. The actress took some time off to have a kid and to star in ''Film/JasonX''...So the ship's genius, Shamus Zelazney Harper, who first designed the android Rommie rebuilds her as Doyle, [[HotterAndSexier a blonder, sluttier version]] of Rommie with just enough memories to provide continuity. No other explanation: she broke, we done fixed her up as best we could boss.\\\

->'''Chris''': Two things I want to mention here. First, as we’ve said before, this is Jor-El, who [[IdenticalGrandson looks just like Clark]]. Which would be fine, except that we know that by the time Krypton blows up, Jor-El looks like Julian Sands, a.k.a. ''Film/{{Warlock}}''. And then, after he dies (?!) he’s Terence Stamp. So apparently the aging process on Krypton makes you look like a completely different person every ten years.\\

->Susan Olsen was the only original cast member who skipped out on filming ''[[Series/TheBradyBunch A Very Brady Christmas]]'' and Wikipedia says it’s because she was on her honeymoon during production. ''[='=]She was on her honeymoon[='=]'' sounds like a very sweet way of saying ''[='=]She wanted more money and those bitches wouldn’t pay up.[='=]''

->''"I can only tell you that I felt very privileged to be given the part and follow such a wonderful performer as Roger ''[Delgado]''. I didn’t know it was going to be as important as it turned out to be, I didn’t know about the fans, I didn’t know that the shows would be scrutinised and analysed fifteen, twenty years later...The thing to do is not to try to copy people, no matter what you thought of the way I did it. I think it might have been not very successful if I’d tried to be a pale imitation of Roger. I think you’ve got to come at acting from your own centre, your mind is the character’s mind, your arms, your body, everything, and then it is at least original and at least your own. I feel that it would have been wrong to have sat there, studying the videos."''

->''"It's like the Creator/ElisabethSladen[=/=]Mary Tamm scenario all over again; what a shame that they couldn't have gotten the actresses involved sooner. Kate O'Mara was all lined up to return to the role of the Rani after all these years away and it was recorded too late for her to take part. The loss of such a memorable, glamorous actress is keenly felt and the realisation that we were this close to a reunion between O'Mara, [[Creator/ColinBaker (Colin) Baker]] and (Nicola) Bryant is saddening. However the show must go on and with O'Mara's blessing the role was re-cast and we have been treated to a brand new version of the character... Siobhan Redmond is a great choice, just calm enough to show [[ForScience how little she cares for principles]] but capable of getting out the claws when faced with the Doctor and [[DoNotTauntCthulhu his battery of derision.]]"''

->''"Susan Olsen was the only original cast member who skipped out on filming ''[[Series/TheBradyBunch A Very Brady Christmas]]'' and Wikipedia says it’s because she was on her honeymoon during production. ''[='=]She was on her honeymoon[='=]'' sounds like a very sweet way of saying ''[='=]She wanted more money and those bitches wouldn’t pay up.[='=]''
->''Jennifer Runyon was brought in to replace Susan Olsen as Cindy Brady...''In A Very Brady Christmas'', Mike and Carol can’t agree on where to go for the holidays, so they decide instead to use the vacation money they’ve saved up to fly all of their brat ass, ungrateful kids home for Christmas. None of the Brady kids are into it because their lives are a mess.''
->''But we all know the real reason why Fake Cindy doesn’t want to go home for Christmas. It’s because she’s Fake Cindy! She [[Film/TheTalentedMrRipley Talented Mr. Ripley’d]] the real Cindy Brady by killing her and living her life. They don’t tell us this, but they also don’t explain why Cindy has a new face and no lisp."''

->''"Rommie, the ship itself, was a sentient, thinking, feeling Artificial Intelligence...in Season 5, the whole show took a weird turn, with the crew separated and stuck on several [[CaliforniaDoubling identical desert planets]]. Most problematically, they didn't actually have a spaceship any more. Neither, for that matter, did they have Rommie. The actress took some time off to have a kid and to star in ''Film/JasonX''...So the ship's genius, Shamus Zelazney Harper, who first designed the android Rommie rebuilds her as Doyle, [[HotterAndSexier a blonder, sluttier version]] of Rommie with just enough memories to provide continuity. No other explanation: she broke, we done fixed her up as best we could boss.''
->''They eventually '[[HandWave rebuilt]]' Rommie as herself when Lexa Doig returned after her pregnancy; when asked how her new body felt (one that had put on a bit after nine months of conceiving and then delivering a human child) Rommie responds, 'sturdy.'"''

->'''Chris''': Two things I want to mention here. First, as we’ve said before, this is Jor-El, who [[IdenticalGrandson looks just like Clark]]. Which would be fine, except that we know that by the time Krypton blows up, Jor-El looks like Julian Sands, a.k.a. ''Film/{{Warlock}}''. And then, after he dies (?!) he’s Terence Stamp. So apparently the aging process on Krypton makes you look like a completely different person every ten years.
->'''David''': I don’t know how to break this to you, but Clark’s actually a Time Lord.
->'''Chris''': That would explain an awful lot. Especially how he keeps swapping out hot female companions every few years too.

->''"It's like the Creator/ElisabethSladen[=/=]Mary Tamm scenario all over again; what a shame that they couldn't have gotten the actresses involved sooner. Kate O'Mara was all lined up to return to the role of the Rani after all these years away and it was recorded too late for her to take part. The loss of such a memorable, glamorous actress is keenly felt and the realisation that we were this close to a reunion between O'Mara, [[Creator/ColinBaker (Colin) Baker]] and (Nicola) Bryant is saddening."''

->''"Rommie, the ship itself, was a sentient, thinking, feeling Artificial Intelligence...in Season 5, the whole show took a weird turn, with the crew separated and stuck on several [[CaliforniaDoubling identical desert planets]]. Most problematically, they didn't actually have a spaceship any more. Neither, for that matter, did they have Rommie. The actress took some time off to have a kid and to star in ''Film/JasonX''...So the ship's genius, Shamus Zelazney Harper, who first designed the android Rommie rebuilds her as Doyle, [[HotterAndSexier a blonder, sluttier version]] of Rommie with just enough memories to provide continuity. No other explanation: she broke, we done fixed her up as best we could boss.\\\
They eventually '[[HandWave rebuilt]]' Rommie as herself when Lexa Doig returned after her pregnancy; when asked how her new body felt (one that had put on a bit after nine months of conceiving and then delivering a human child) Rommie responds, 'sturdy.'"''

->'''Chris''': Two things I want to mention here. First, as we’ve said before, this is Jor-El, who [[IdenticalGrandson looks just like Clark]]. Which would be fine, except that we know that by the time Krypton blows up, Jor-El looks like Julian Sands, a.k.a. ''Film/{{Warlock}}''. And then, after he dies (?!) he’s Terence Stamp. So apparently the aging process on Krypton makes you look like a completely different person every ten years.\\
'''David''': I don’t know how to break this to you, but Clark’s actually a Time Lord.\\
'''Chris''': That would explain an awful lot. Especially how he keeps swapping out hot female companions every few years too.
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-3-6-relic/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Relic")

'''Homer:''' You're thinking of all the other years. This year's shows are classic. There's "The Laughter Family" -- that's animated. Networks like animation 'cause they don't have to pay the actors squat!\\
'''Ned Flanders:''' (appears with voice provided by Karl Wiedergott) Plus, they can replace them and no one can tell the diddley-ifference!

->''"Rommie, the ship itself, was a sentient, thinking, feeling Artificial Intelligence...in Season 5, the whole show took a weird turn, with the crew separated and stuck on several [[CaliforniaDoubling identical desert planets]]. Most problematically, they didn't actually have a spaceship any more. Neither, for that matter, did they have Rommie. The actress took some time off to have a kid and to star in ''JasonX''...So the ship's genius, Shamus Zelazney Harper, who first designed the android Rommie rebuilds her as Doyle, [[HotterAndSexier a blonder, sluttier version]] of Rommie with just enough memories to provide continuity. No other explanation: she broke, we done fixed her up as best we could boss.\\\

-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-7660-10-most-implausible-unpleasant-infuriating-ways-sci-fi-shows-kill-off-main-characters/ on]] ''{{Series/Andromeda}}''

-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-3-6-relic/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Relic")

->''"Rommie, the ship itself, was a sentient, thinking, feeling Artificial Intelligence...in Season 5, the whole show took a weird turn, with the crew separated and stuck on several [[CaliforniaDoubling identical desert planets]]. Most problematically, they didn't actually have a spaceship any more. Neither, for that matter, did they have Rommie. The actress took some time off to have a kid and to star in Jason X, neither of which seem like terribly conscientious career choices.\\\
So the ship's genius, Shamus Zelazney Harper, who first designed the android Rommie rebuilds her as Doyle, [[HotterAndSexier a blonder, sluttier version]] of Rommie with just enough memories to provide continuity. No other explanation: she broke, we done fixed her up as best we could boss.\\\

->''"Rommie, the ship itself, was a sentient, thinking, feeling Artificial Intelligence...in Season 5, the whole show took a weird turn, with the crew separated and stuck on several [[CaliforniaDoubling identical desert planets]]. Most problematically, they didn't actually have a spaceship any more. Neither, for that matter, did they have Rommie. The actress took some time off to have a kid and to star in Jason X, neither of which seem like terribly conscientious career choices.\\\
So the ship's genius, Shamus Zelazney Harper, who first designed the android Rommie rebuilds her as Doyle, [[HotterAndSexier a blonder, sluttier version]] of Rommie with just enough memories to provide continuity. No other explanation: she broke, we done fixed her up as best we could boss.\\\
They eventually '[[HandWave rebuilt]]' Rommie as herself when Lexa Doig returned after her pregnancy; when asked how her new body felt (one that had put on a bit after nine months of conceiving and then delivering a human child) Rommie responds, 'sturdy.'"''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-7660-10-most-implausible-unpleasant-infuriating-ways-sci-fi-shows-kill-off-main-characters/ on]] ''{{Series/Andromeda}}''

->'''Chris''': Two things I want to mention here. First, as we’ve said before, this is Jor-El, who [[IdenticaGrandson looks just like Clark]]. Which would be fine, except that we know that by the time Krypton blows up, Jor-El looks like Julian Sands, a.k.a. ''Film/{{Warlock}}''. And then, after he dies (?!) he’s Terence Stamp. So apparently the aging process on Krypton makes you look like a completely different person every ten years.\\
'''David''': I don’t know how to break this to you, but Clark’s actually a [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord.]]\\
'''Chris''': That would explain an awful lot. Especially how he keeps swapping out hot female companions every few years too.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-3-6-relic/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Relic")

->''"If you ever replace Creator/BillMurray with Bernie Mac, you'd better be doing some kind of ''Film/SchindlersList'' thing where you're saving good comedians in a dark, totalitarian comic-killing future."''
-->--'''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''' [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15296_the-5-most-pointless-movie-adaptations-tv-shows.html#ixzz2Zx8yq5zX on]] ''Film/CharliesAngels''

->'''Chris''': Two things I want to mention here. First, as we’ve said before, this is Jor-El, who [[IdenticaGrandson looks just like Clark]]. Which would be fine, except that we know that by the time Krypton blows up, Jor-El looks like Julian Sands, a.k.a. ''{{Warlock}}''. And then, after he dies (?!) he’s Terence Stamp. So apparently the aging process on Krypton makes you look like a completely different person every ten years.\\

->'''Jay:''' Oh, here's where they meet with [[MayorPain the Mayor]].\\
'''Mike:''' Just like [[{{Sequelitis}} when they met with the Mayor before.]]\\
'''Jay:''' And the Walter Peck equivalent character is there. Hey, remember Mayor, the time when we saved the city? And we're warning you that there's problems, again? But [[StatusQuoIsGod you don't believe us for no reason?]]\\
'''Rich:''' I'm actually kinda shocked it's ''not'' Walter Peck.\\
'''Jay:''' They figured that would be ''too'' much. ''(Rich guffaws)'' That would be the tipping of the scale. We put Walter Peck in it, people would realize we're making the same movie again.
-->--'''''[[Creator/RedLetterMedia Half in the Bag]]''''' riffs ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}} II''