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->''"You know what the trouble with most heroes' biographies is? They're always written years later, based on the tales of--best case--[[SecondHandStorytelling people who saw things from the outside.]] Worst case? Someone heard about it from their brother, who heard it from their friend, who heard it from their cousin, and so on... [[GossipEvolution adding a new batch of lies each time!]] Every time I read about a heroic journey, I think to myself, 'Why didn't they just bring a bard with them to write it all down properly?' And then I thought, I could be that bard! I just needed to find a suitable hero and volunteer to follow along on their glorious adventure."''

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->''"You know what the trouble with most heroes' biographies is? They're always written years later, based on the tales of--best case--[[SecondHandStorytelling of -- best case -- [[SecondHandStorytelling people who saw things from the outside.]] Worst case? Someone heard about it from their brother, who heard it from their friend, who heard it from their cousin, and so on... [[GossipEvolution adding a new batch of lies each time!]] Every time I read about a heroic journey, I think to myself, 'Why didn't they just bring a bard with them to write it all down properly?' And then I thought, I could be that bard! I just needed to find a suitable hero and volunteer to follow along on their glorious adventure."''

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->''"You know what the trouble with most heroes' biographies is? They're always written years later, based on the tales of--best case--[[SecondHandStorytelling people who saw things from the outside.]] Worst case? Someone heard about it from their brother, who heard it from their friend, who heard it from their cousin, and so on...[[GossipEvolution adding a new batch of lies each time!]] Every time I read about a heroic journey, I think to myself, 'Why didn't they just bring a bard with them to write it all down properly?' And then I thought, I could be that bard! I just needed to find a suitable hero and volunteer to follow along on their glorious adventure."''
-->-- '''Linzi''', ''VideoGame/PathfinderKingmaker''

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->''"You know what the trouble with most heroes' biographies is? They're always written years later, based on the tales of--best case--[[SecondHandStorytelling people who saw things from the outside.]] Worst case? Someone heard about it from their brother, who heard it from their friend, who heard it from their cousin, and so on... [[GossipEvolution adding a new batch of lies each time!]] Every time I read about a heroic journey, I think to myself, 'Why didn't they just bring a bard with them to write it all down properly?' And then I thought, I could be that bard! I just needed to find a suitable hero and volunteer to follow along on their glorious adventure."''
-->-- '''Linzi''', ''VideoGame/PathfinderKingmaker''''VideoGame/PathfinderKingmaker''
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->''"You know what the trouble with most heroes' biographies is? They're always written years later, based on the tales of--best case--[[SecondHandStorytelling people who saw things from the outside.]]" Worse case? Someone heard about it from their brother, who heard it from their friend, who heard it from their cousin, and so on...[[GossipEvolution adding a new batch of lies each time!]] Every time I read about a heroic journey, I think to myself, 'Why didn't they just bring a bard with them to write it all down properly?' And then I thought, I could be that bard! I just needed to find a suitable hero and volunteer to follow along on their glorious adventure.''

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->''"You know what the trouble with most heroes' biographies is? They're always written years later, based on the tales of--best case--[[SecondHandStorytelling people who saw things from the outside.]]" Worse ]] Worst case? Someone heard about it from their brother, who heard it from their friend, who heard it from their cousin, and so on...[[GossipEvolution adding a new batch of lies each time!]] Every time I read about a heroic journey, I think to myself, 'Why didn't they just bring a bard with them to write it all down properly?' And then I thought, I could be that bard! I just needed to find a suitable hero and volunteer to follow along on their glorious adventure.''"''
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->''"You know what the trouble with most heroes' biographies is? They're always written years later, based on the tales of--best case--[[SecondHandStorytelling people who saw things from the outside.]]" Worse case? Someone heard about it from their brother, who heard it from their friend, who heard it from their cousin, and so on...[[GossipEvolution adding a new batch of lies each time!]] Every time I read about a heroic journey, I think to myself, 'Why didn't they just bring a bard with them to write it all down properly?' And then I thought, I could be that bard! I just needed to find a suitable hero and volunteer to follow along on their glorious adventure.''
-->-- '''Linzi''', ''VideoGame/PathfinderKingmaker''

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