History Quotes / Tazz

'''Tazz:''' ''(turns to Paul)'' Yeah, ''that's'' the question I have, Paul. Now, you wanna be a TV star? Well, guess what, brother? I put ''YOU'' on TV! Make up your mind. ''(turns to the camera)'' I'll tell you what, Vince: Later on in the show, I got a message for you, directed from me to you, not as Mr. Hardcore, Mr. ECW, or the World TV Champ. From me to you, man to prick. And when you sit in that big fat lavish office, with all your jabronis kissing your fat ass, telling you: "Hey, Vince. That Tazz, he's a real asshole." Don't listen to him, he's a jerk. Yeah, I'm a jerk, I'm the biggest asshole in this industry! Go send jabronis who's to come and call me out when I was 9 years old, and I mugged them and their fat wives and fat kids, and stretchered them! At 9! Ask Sabu! Ask him! I choked him out not once, but twice! Ask him, Vince! Ask Van Dam! Ask him what I am! I'm the World TV Champ! [[SigningoffCatchphrase Beat me if you can!]] ''[[SigningoffCatchPhrase Survive...]]''[[SigningoffCatchphrase if I let you!]]

'''Tazz:''' ''(turns to Paul)'' Yeah, ''that's'' the question I have, Paul. Now, you wanna be a TV star? Well, guess what, brother? I put ''YOU'' on TV! Make up your mind. ''(turns to the camera)'' I'll tell you what, Vince: Later on in the show, I got a message for you, directed from me to you, not as Mr. Hardcore, Mr. ECW, or the World TV Champ. From me to you, man to prick. And when you sit in that big fat lavish office, with all your jabronis kissing your fat ass, telling you: "Hey, Vince. That Tazz, he's a real asshole." Don't listen to him, he's a jerk. Yeah, I'm a jerk, I'm the biggest asshole in this industry! Go send jabronis who's gonna come to call me out when I was 9 years old, and I mocked them and their fat wives and fat kids, and stretchered! At 9! Ask Sabu! Ask him! I choked him out not once, but twice! Ask him, Vince! Ask Van Dam! Ask him what I am! I'm the World TV Champ! [[SigningoffCatchphrase Beat me if you can!]] ''[[SigningoffCatchPhrase Survive...]]''[[SigningoffCatchphrase if I let you!]]

'''Tazz:''' ''(turns to Paul)'' Yeah, ''that's'' the question I have, Paul. Now, you wanna be a TV star? Well, guess what, brother? I put ''YOU'' on TV! Make up your mind. ''(turns to the camera)'' I'll tell you what, Vince: Later on in the show, I got a message for you, directed from me to you, not as Mr. Hardcore, Mr. ECW, or the World TV Champ. From me to you, man to prick. And when you sit in that big fat lavish office, with all your jabronis kissing your fat ass, telling you: "Hey, Vince. That Tazz, he's a real ass." Don't listen to him, he's a jerk. Yeah, I'm a jerk, I'm the biggest ass, well, in this industry! Go send jabronis who's gonna come to call me out when I was 9 years old, and I mocked them and their fat wives and fat kids, and stretchered! At 9! Ask Sabu! Ask him! I choked him out not once, but twice! Ask him, Vince! Ask Van Dam! Ask him what I am! I'm the World TV Champ! [[SigningoffCatchphrase Beat me if you can!]] ''[[SigningoffCatchPhrase Survive...]]''[[SigningoffCatchphrase if I let you!]]

''(the camera focuses on Wrestling/PaulHeyman)''

'''Tazz:''' ''(turns to Paul)'' Yeah, ''that's'' the question I have, Paul. Now, you wanna be a TV star? Well, guess what, brother? I put ''YOU'' on TV! Make up your mind. ''(turns to the camera)'' I'll tell you what, Vince: Later on in the show, I got a message for you, directed from me to you, not as Mr. Hardcore, Mr. ECW, or the World TV Champ. From me to you, man to prick. And when you sit in that big fat lavish office, with all your jabronis kissing your fat ass, telling you: "Hey, Vince. That Tazz, he's a real ass." Don't listen to him, he's a jerk. Yeah, I'm a jerk, I'm the biggest ass, well, in this industry! Go send jabronis who's gonna come to call me out when I was 9 years old, and I mocked them and their fat wives and fat kids, and stretchered! At 9! Ask Sabu! Ask him! I choked him out not once, but twice! Ask him, Vince! Ask Van Dam! Ask him what I am! I'm the World TV Champ! [[SigningoffCatchphrase Beat me if you can!]] ''[[SigningoffCatchPhrase Survive...]]''[[SigningoffCatchphrase if I let you!]]

->'''Tazz:''' I had a great match at the ECW Arena, right? Me and John Kronus. What happened to the best tag team in the world, Wrestling/TheEliminators. We went toe-to-toe, and I traveled with this guy, I've trained with him, I broke the thread with him, and I choked him out. But you see, that wasn't enough. Now, people left the building that night not talking about "Hey, what a great match Taz and Kronus had." "Oh, hey those ECW wrestlers. Man, they busted their ass tonight," nah. They didn't say that. See what they said was, uh, "Oh, Wrestling/JerryLawler and Wrestling/JimCornette invaded the ECW! And Wrestling/{{Sabu}} and [[Wrestling/RobvanDam Van Dam]], they're with them." Yeah. Yeah. Who cares? I'm sick of this, who gives a fuck about it? I'm sick of it messing up me and my life! Instead of training from Monday morning to Monday afternoon to Monday evening, I'm sitting at home, watching TV, that WWF shit! Which one of my co-workers is gonna jump on raring tonight? Which one of my co-workers is gonna start a feud tonight? Or better yet, who's gonna do color commentating tonight? Who's gonna do it tonight?\\
'''Wrestling/PaulHeyman:''' The hell are you doing?\\
'''Tazz:''' Yeah, that's the question I have, Paul. Now, you wanna be a TV star? Well, guess what, brother? I put ''YOU'' on TV! Make up your mind. ''(turns to the camera)'' I'll tell you what, Vince: Later on in the show, I got a message for you, directed from me to you, not as Mr. Hardcore, Mr. ECW, or the World TV Champ. From me to you, man to prick. And when you sit in that big fat lavish office, with all your jabronis kissing your fat ass, telling you: "Hey, Vince. That Tazz, he's a real ass." Don't listen to him, he's a jerk. Yeah, I'm a jerk, I'm the biggest ass while in this industry! Go send jabronis who's gonna come to call me out when I was 9 years old, and I mocked them and their fat wives and fat kids, and stretchered! At 9! Ask Sabu. Ask him! I choked him out not once, but twice! Ask him, Vince. Ask Van Dam, ask him what I am! I'm the World TV Champ! Beat me if you can! ''Survive''... if I let you!

->'''Tazz:''' I had a great match at the ECW Arena, right? Me and John Kronus. What happened to the best tag team in the world, Wrestling/TheEliminators. We went toe-to-toe, and I traveled with this guy, I've trained with him, I broke the thread with him, and I choked him out. But you see, that wasn't enough. Now, people left the building that night not talking about "Hey, what a great match Taz and Kronus had." "Oh, hey those ECW wrestlers. Man, they busted their ass tonight," nah. They didn't say that. See what they said was, uh, "Oh, Wrestling/JerryLawler and Wrestling/JimCornette invaded the ECW! And Wrestling/{{Sabu}} and [[Wrestling/RobvanDam Van Dam]], they're with them." Yeah. Yeah. Who cares? I'm sick of this, who gives a fuck about it? I'm sick of it messing up me and my life! Instead of trading for Monday morning to Monday afternoon to Monday evening, I'm sitting at home, watching TV, that WWF shit! Which one of my co-workers is gonna jump on raring tonight? Which one of my co-workers is gonna start a feud tonight? Or better yet, who's gonna do color commentating tonight? Who's gonna do it tonight?\\

'''Tazz:''' Yeah, that's the question I have, Paul. Now, you wanna be a TV star? Well, guess what, brother? I put ''YOU'' on TV! Make up your mind. ''(turns to the camera)'' I'll tell you what, Vince: Later on in the show, I got a message for you, directed from me to you, not as Mr. Hardcore, Mr. ECW, or the World TV Champ. From me to you, man to prick. And when you sit in that big fat lavish office, with all your jabronis kissing your fat ass, telling you: "Hey, Vince. That Tazz, he's a real ass." Don't listen to him, he's a jerk. Yeah, I'm a jerk, I'm the biggest ass while in this industry! Go send jabronis who's gonna come to call me out when I was 9 years old, and I mocked them and their fat wives and fat kids, and stretchered! At 9! Ask Sabu. Ask him! I choked him out not once, but twice! Ask him, Vince. Ask Van Dam, ask him what I am! I'm the World TV Champ! Beat me if you can! ''Survive''... if I let you!"''
-->--Tazz shoots on Wrestling/VinceMcMahon,

->''"I had a great match at the ECW Arena, right? Me and John Kronus. What happened to the best tag team in the world, Wrestling/TheEliminators. We went toe-to-toe, and I traveled with this guy, I've trained with him, I broke the thread with him, and I choked him out. But you see, that wasn't enough. Now, people left the building that night not talking about "Hey, what a great match Taz and Kronus had." "Oh, hey those ECW wrestlers. Man, they busted their ass tonight," nah. They didn't say that. See what they said was, uh, "Oh, Wrestling/JerryLawler and Wrestling/JimCornette invaded the ECW! And Wrestling/{{Sabu}} and [[Wrestling/RobvanDam Van Dam]], they're with them." Yeah. Yeah. Who cares? I'm sick of this, who gives a fuck about it? I'm sick of it messing up me and my life! Instead of trading for Monday morning to Monday afternoon to Monday evening, I'm sitting at home, watching TV, that WWF shit!\\
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Ask him, Vince. Ask Van Dam, ask him what I am! I'm the World TV Champ! Beat me if you can! ''Survive''... if I let you!"''

->''"I had a great match at the ECW Arena, right? Me and John Kronus. What happened to the best tag team in the world, Wrestling/TheEliminators. We went toe-to-toe, and I traveled with this guy, I've trained with him, I broke the thread with him, and I choked him out. But you see, that wasn't enough. Now, people left the building that night not talking about "Hey, what a great match Taz and Kronus had." "Oh, hey those ECW wrestlers. Man, they busted their ass tonight," nah. They didn't say that. See what they said was, uh, "Oh, Wrestling/JerryLawler and Wrestling/JimCornette invaded the ECW! And Wrestling/{{Sabu}} and [[Wrestling/RobvanDam Van Dam]], they're with them." Ask him, Vince. Ask Van Dam, ask him what I am! I'm the World TV Champ! Beat me if you can! ''Survive''... if I let you!"''

''"I had a great match at the ECW Arena, right? Me and John Kronus. What happened to the best tag team in the world, Wrestling/TheEliminators. (...) Ask him, Vince. Ask [[Wrestling/RobVanDam Van Dam]]. Ask him what I am. I'm the World TV Champ! Beat me if you can, ''survive'' if I let you."''