History Quotes / Supergod

->''I am your stash.''

->''I am your Messiah.''

->''You create sin and virtues and rules to organize and protect the group, and the godly stick. Two hundred thousand years later, you slather in sin, commit genocide on your own group, and destroy your godly stick. Because you are, after all, just monkeys.''

->''I am a thing born of lies. You lied about needing to explore space. You lied about needing an edge in your arms race. Ultimately, I believe you lied about your need for a messiah figure to consider.''

->''You create sin and virtues and rules to organize and protect the group, and the godly stick. Two hundred thousand years later, you slather, commit genocide on your own group, and destroy your godly stick. Because you are, after all, just monkeys.''

->''You create sin and virtues and rules to organize and protect the group, and the godly stick. Two hundred thousand years later, you break the rules, commit those same sins, and destroy your godly stick. Because you are, after all, just monkeys.''

->''You draw up rules to organize and protect the group. Two hundred thousand years later, you destroy the group. Because you are, after all, just monkeys.''

->''I am your stash.''

->''You draw up rules to organize and protect the group. Two hundred thousand years later, [[GodwinsLaw you put Adolf Hitler into power]]. Because you are, after all, just monkeys.''

->''You draw up rules to organize and protect the group. Two hundred thousand years later, you put Adolf Hitler into power. Because you are, after all, just monkeys.''

->''When your brain does this idiot work, you stop in front of that bump or stick and consider it fiercely. Other monkeys will, like as not, stop next to you and emulate you. You genetic pump delivers morphine for you souls. You have your fellow monkeys join in. Perhaps so they can feel it too. Perhaps because you feel it might please the stick god to have more monkeys gaze at it in narcotic awe.''

->''You draw up rules to organise and protect the group. Two hundred thousand years later, you put Adolf Hitler into power. Because you are, after all, just monkeys.''

->''And so you have evolved a genetic pump that delivers pleasant chemicals to you monkey brains. One that is triggered by awe and fear of an anthropomorphism of your environment. Earth mothers. Sky gods. Bits of bush that catch fire. Interesting-looking rocks. An oddly-shaped branch. You’re not fussy.''