History Quotes / StuffBlowingUp

-->-- '''Creator/MichaelBay''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj9yt1M7S-8 this]] Verizon commercial]]

-->--''Main/CharlietheUnicorn''

-->-- '''Japanese Michael Bay''', ''NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''

->See, I'm a man of simple tastes: I like dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline.

->'''Reddit Question''': WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO BLOW SHIT UP, MR. TORGUE?\\'''Mr. Torgue''': THAT QUESTION IMPLIES I HAVE A LEAST FAVORITE WAY TO BLOW THINGS UP WHICH IS F*CKING QUITTER TALK

-->-- ''Series/TheSarahConnorChronicles''

-->-- ''ChezGeek'' flavor text for the card "SummerBlockbuster"

-->[[{{Heroes}} Good guys]], [[{{Villains}} bad guys]], and explosions''\\

[[{{Heroes}} Good guys]], [[{{Villains}} bad guys]], and explosions; as far as the eye can see..."''

-->-- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/27/ballistic-exks-vs-sever-2002-kaos/ on]] ''Film/BallisticEcksVsSever''

->I'M TORGUE, AND I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY:'' '''''EXPLOSIONS!?'''''
-->--'''[[NoIndoorVoice MISTER TORGUE]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

-->--'''Kell Tainer''', ''[[XWingSeries Wraith Squadron]]''

->If it's bombs they want... I'm happy to oblige."''
-->-- '''[[GadgeteerGenius Skuld's]]''' [[BadassBoast response]] to being badly outnumbered by a brainwashed science class armed with grenades, ''[[Manga/AhMyGoddess Oh My Goddess!]]'', Ch. 82

-->-- '''''AtomicRobo'''''

->So anyway, boxes labeled “TOP SECRET” are stolen, helicopters are flown, buses flip over, and crap blows up. And when I say “crap blows up”, I ain’t talking a car or two. I mean like half the movie is either fiery explosions, or {{stock footage}} of buildings imploding, all thanks to the miracle of stock footage.\\\
Seriously, they use so much stock footage in this film they really should have dedicated it to Creator/EdWood.

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->Every real man knows the 1 golden rule of macho movie making: if you see a truck on screen, blow it up. In ''ThelmaAndLouise'', the women saw a truck. What did they do? Susan Sarandon pulled out her gun and blew the truck way the fuck up. Another sign of the times. Arnold's [[{{Franchise/Terminatro}} tromping around praying for the earth to save itself and Ms. Davis and Ms. Sarandon are drinking and shooting and screwing their way all over the macho west. ''Film/CitizenKane''? A masterpiece. But every real man knows it would have been better if a huge Mack truck with the word ROSEBUD emblazoned on the trailer drove through the front gate of the mansion and then KAA-POWWWWW!

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"I'm referring to the six-story-tall fireballs like that one, right there! Now, could that happen to me in the kitchen or something?"
-->-- '''[[MetaGuy Ziggy Grover]]''' and '''[[InsufferableGenius Dr. K]]'''', ''Series/PowerRangersRPM''

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->Allow me to introduce myself. My name is-- '''BOOM!''' --And I'm from the Department of-- '''BOOM!'''''
-->--'''Michael Westen''', ''Series/BurnNotice''
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'''Rich:''' '''''BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!'''''
-->--'''''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]''''', ''Franchise/AlienVsPredator'' rifftrack

'''Rich:''' '''''BOOOOOOOM!'''''

->'''Jay:''' In the first ''{{Film/Predator}}'', doesn't his respiratory-whatever-device he has...It gets fucked up, so he has to take it off? It's like [[DramaticUnmask a big, awesome reveal.]]\\
'''Rich:''' Well, everything's quicker in ''this'' one, 'cause they gotta get to the point.\\
'''Jay:''' What is the point?\\
'''Rich:''' '''''BOOOOOOOM!'''''
-->--'''''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]''''', ''Franchise/AlienVsPredator'' rifftrack

->'''Jay:''' In the first ''{{Film/Predator}}'', doesn't his respiratory (whatever device he has)...? It gets fucked up, so he has to take it off? It's like [[DramaticUnmask a big, awesome reveal.]]\\