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->'''Captain Qwark:''' I didn't ask for a ''fee''. I'm just here to offer Artemis Zogg my support.\\
'''Cyrus:''' ''PRO BONO??'' That's insane! [[AppealToFlattery Your celebrity is too valuable to just give it away. Especially for a]] ''[[AppealToFlattery supporting role.]]''\\
'''Qwark:''' Well, I ''am'' kind of a big deal--\\
'''Cyrus:''' You're a ''huge deal!'' You make [[VideoGame/RatchetDeadlocked Ace Hardlight]] look like Glimglam Farblenash. Remember him?\\
'''Qwark:''' Err, no.\\
'''Cyrus:''' Boom. Point made. Now let me ask you something: Why are you endorsing this old Blarg sniffer?\\
'''Qwark:''' He's noble, intelligent, and a man of the people.\\
'''Cyrus:''' And if I asked you to describe yourself in three words or less, what words would you use?\\
'''Qwark:''' Noble, intelligent, and a man of the people?!\\
'''Cyrus:''' ''BOOM!'' So why take the supporting role when you can be the ''lead?'' Can you imagine? "[[VideoGame/RatchetAndClank2002 Hero-Turned-Has-Been]]-[[VideoGame/RatchetAndClankGoingCommando Turned-Spokesperson]]-[[VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime Turned-Actor]] gives back to the universe by devoting his life to public service."\\
'''Qwark:''' But what about Artemis?\\
'''Cyrus:''' Artemis Zogg is ''old''. He's been in office since the Lombaxes ran things. We need some ''new blood'', not some delusional Markazian who thinks he's going to save the galaxy. Say it out loud and tell me it doesn't sound right.\\
'''Qwark:''' '''''Galactic President Captain Qwark.'''''\\
'''Cyrus:''' [[SureLetsGoWithThat Close enough]].
-->-- ''[[ComicBook/RatchetAndClankComic Ratchet & Clank]]'' [[ComicBook/RatchetAndClankComic (2010)]]

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