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->''Sheldon:''' 120.

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->'''Narrator:''' This is Sheldon. He's ten.
->'''Sheldon:''' ''(waving at the reader)'' Hey.
->'''Narrator:''' Last month, he wrote a program that speeds up the internet. It sold like hotcakes. When his company's stock went public, his net worth shot to $1.2 Billion. And... he's ten.
->'''Sheldon:''' I'm buyin' me a bike.
-->-- '''The very first strip'''

->'''Gramp:''' Whaddya mean - "ironic mail"?
->'''Sheldon:''' It says, "Dear Sheldon, you may already be a millionaire."
-->-- '''Sheldon receives a letter in the mail'''

->'''Gramp:''' Brush your teeth?
->'''Sheldon:''' Yep.
->'''Gramp:''' Wash behind your ears?
->'''Sheldon:''' Yep.
->'''Gramp:''' Leverage the sale of your blue-chip stocks?
->'''Sheldon:''' Whoops!
->''(Sheldon dashes off)''
->'''Gramp:''' Kids. You gotta remind 'em of everything.
-->-- '''Sheldon gets ready for bed'''
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->'''Flaco:''' ''(reading "Skymall")'' SkaWEE.

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->'''Flaco:''' ''(reading "Skymall")'' SkaWEE.[=SkaWEE=].
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->'''Gramp:''' How did I get here?
->'''Sheldon:''' What, Gramp?
->'''Gramp:''' How did I get here... in an airport... about to fly to Dubai? Where my grandson... is going to ask... for a $115 BILLION loan?!
->''Sheldon:''' 120.
->'''Gramp:''' And joining us is his talking duck - who's no doubt runnin' around the airport ridin' escalators. And HIS son, a lizard... who's easily impressed by corndog-dippers in "Skymall".
->'''Flaco:''' ''(reading "Skymall")'' SkaWEE.
->'''Gramp:''' I've... I've reached a point where nothing surprises me anymore.
->'''Arthur:''' Hey, the T.S.A. wouldn't confiscate a ''weightlifting protein shake'', would they? 'Cause I need to hit the steel when we land... these guns don't load themselves.
-->-- '''The gang is in an airport, about to board a flight to Dubai'''

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