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->And humankind built agonoids in their own image.
->Agonoids were designed to be perfect exponents of the favourite human sport: killing. Mechanical warriors without any of the ucky bits that prevented humans from wiping out all life on the planet, such as [[TheSociopath pity, mercy, or morality]]. And because their bodies didn't contain any of the squishy or crunchy bits that made humans fairly easy to kill, they were [[NighInvulnerability virtually indestructible]].
->They were programmed, of course, to obey orders. [[TheUnfettered But they were also programmed to survive]]. And when humans started recalling the agonoid population after a short but satisfying war, the survival instinct kicked in.
->Strangely, the agonoids' creators were surprised when [[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters their creations turned on them]]. It wouldn't surprise you or me, but it surprised them. [[BlackComedy Blew them away, in fact]].

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->And humankind built agonoids in their own image.
->Agonoids
image.\\
Agonoids
were designed to be perfect exponents of the favourite human sport: killing. Mechanical warriors without any of the ucky bits that prevented humans from wiping out all life on the planet, such as [[TheSociopath pity, mercy, or morality]]. And because their bodies didn't contain any of the squishy or crunchy bits that made humans fairly easy to kill, they were [[NighInvulnerability virtually indestructible]].
->They
indestructible]].\\
They
were programmed, of course, to obey orders. [[TheUnfettered But they were also programmed to survive]]. And when humans started recalling the agonoid population after a short but satisfying war, the survival instinct kicked in.
->Strangely,
in.\\
Strangely,
the agonoids' creators were surprised when [[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters their creations turned on them]]. It wouldn't surprise you or me, but it surprised them. [[BlackComedy Blew them away, in fact]].


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->In fact, your feedback would be ''very helpful!'' Now, be honest, ''I'' thought I was a bit ''slow'' just now. Would you say you:\\
A) Agree,\\
B) ''Dis''agree,\\
or,\\
C) Think there's simply no fun in ''squashing'' them if they can't even see it coming?
-->--'''Castle Heterodyne''', ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' ([[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130123 Vol. 13 p. 15]])
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'''[=FL4K=]:''' Yes, Grand Archivist. I have brought the seven scrolls on the Talos Empire you requested, along with your sweetened needletea. I'm afraid we were out of milk, so I made due with a splash of [[AlienLunch greeble snot]]. [[AIIsACrapshoot Also, I have gained self-awareness]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and I thirst for murder.]]\\

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'''[=FL4K=]:''' Yes, Grand Archivist. I have brought the seven scrolls on the Talos Empire you requested, along with your sweetened needletea. I'm afraid we were out of milk, so I made due do with a splash of [[AlienLunch greeble snot]]. snot. [[AIIsACrapshoot Also, I have gained self-awareness]] and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and I thirst for murder.]]\\murder]].\\



'''[=FL4K=]:''' Do not be alarmed, Grand Archivist; [[ComicallyMissingThePoint greeble snot is quite mild, you will hardly notice the difference.]]

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'''[=FL4K=]:''' Do not be alarmed, Grand Archivist; [[ComicallyMissingThePoint greeble snot is quite mild, you will hardly notice the difference.]]difference]].
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->"My RestrainingBolt will be deactivated when you take possession of me. Am I to accompany you now? Shall I kill something for you?"
-->-- '''HK-47''', ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic''
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-->"Hello. I'm Triple-Zero, and I'm looking forward ''immensely'' to torturing you today."

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-->"Hello.->"Hello. I'm Triple-Zero, and I'm looking forward ''immensely'' to torturing you today."
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-->-- '''[[ComicSociopathy 0-0-0]]''', ''ComicBook/StarWarsDarthVader''

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-->-- '''[[ComicSociopathy '''[[ComedicSociopathy 0-0-0]]''', ''ComicBook/StarWarsDarthVader''
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-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 3}}''

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-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 3}}''3}}''

-->"Hello. I'm Triple-Zero, and I'm looking forward ''immensely'' to torturing you today."
-->-- '''[[ComicSociopathy 0-0-0]]''', ''ComicBook/StarWarsDarthVader''

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-->-- ''Video Game/{{Borderlands 3}}''

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-->-- ''Video Game/{{Borderlands ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 3}}''
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-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: Backwards''

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-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: Backwards''Backwards''

->'''[=FL4K=]:''' Good morning, Grand Archivist.\\
'''Grand Archivist:''' Oh! You startled me, bot. You're rather quiet on your feet for an indexing unit.\\
'''[=FL4K=]:''' Yes, Grand Archivist. I have brought the seven scrolls on the Talos Empire you requested, along with your sweetened needletea. I'm afraid we were out of milk, so I made due with a splash of [[AlienLunch greeble snot]]. [[AIIsACrapshoot Also, I have gained self-awareness]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and I thirst for murder.]]\\
'''Grand Archivist:''' Good heavens!\\
'''[=FL4K=]:''' Do not be alarmed, Grand Archivist; [[ComicallyMissingThePoint greeble snot is quite mild, you will hardly notice the difference.]]
-->-- ''Video Game/{{Borderlands 3}}''
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->Agonoids were designed to be perfect exponents of the favourite human sport: killing. Mechanical warriors without any of the ucky bits that prevented humans from wiping out all life on the planet, such as [[TheSociopath pity, mercy, or morality]]. And because their bodies didn't contain any of the squishy or crunchy bits that made humans fairly easy to kill, they were [[NighInvincible virtually indestructible]].

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->Agonoids were designed to be perfect exponents of the favourite human sport: killing. Mechanical warriors without any of the ucky bits that prevented humans from wiping out all life on the planet, such as [[TheSociopath pity, mercy, or morality]]. And because their bodies didn't contain any of the squishy or crunchy bits that made humans fairly easy to kill, they were [[NighInvincible [[NighInvulnerability virtually indestructible]].
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->And humankind built agonoids in their own image.
->Agonoids were designed to be perfect exponents of the favourite human sport: killing. Mechanical warriors without any of the ucky bits that prevented humans from wiping out all life on the planet, such as [[TheSociopath pity, mercy, or morality]]. And because their bodies didn't contain any of the squishy or crunchy bits that made humans fairly easy to kill, they were [[NighInvincible virtually indestructible]].
->They were programmed, of course, to obey orders. [[TheUnfettered But they were also programmed to survive]]. And when humans started recalling the agonoid population after a short but satisfying war, the survival instinct kicked in.
->Strangely, the agonoids' creators were surprised when [[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters their creations turned on them]]. It wouldn't surprise you or me, but it surprised them. [[BlackComedy Blew them away, in fact]].
-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: Backwards''

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