History Quotes / PulpFiction

'''Jimmy:''' (louder) ''Did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?!''\\
'''Jules:''' ...No. I didn't.\\

'''Jules:''' Why?\\
'''Jimmy:''' 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

'''Jules:''' What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?\\

'''Jules:''' (''draws gun'') Say what again! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Say! What! Again!]] I dare you, I double dare you, mothafucka! Say what one more goddamn time!\\

->'''Vincent:''' Well, you gotta have an opinion. I mean do you think that God came down from heaven and stopped the--(''[[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace gun goes off]], [[LudicrousGibs splattering Marvin's brains all over the car]]'')\\

Vincent: Well, I didn't mean to do it; it was an accident!

->'''Vincent:''' Well, you gotta have an opinion. I mean do you think that God came down from heaven and stopped the... (''[[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace gun goes off, splattering Marvin's brains all over the car]]'')

->'''Jules:''' (''after shooting the man on the couch'') I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?\\

->'''Jules:''' (''after shooting the man on the couch'') Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?\\

'''Jules:''' No. I didn't.\\

'''Jimmy:''' (''louder'') ''Did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?!''\\

'''Jimmy:''' (''louder'') Did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?!\\

'''Jimmy:''' (''louder'') Did you see a sign out in the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?!\\

->'''Jules''': (after shooting the man on the couch) Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
->'''Brett''': Wha-what?
->'''Jules''': (smashes table) What country you from?
->'''Brett''': What?
->'''Jules''': What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
->'''Brett''': What?
->'''Jules''': ENGLISH, MOTHAFUCKA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
->'''Brett''': Yes!
->'''Jules''': Then you know what I'm saying!
->'''Brett''': Yes!
->'''Jules''': Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
->'''Brett''': ...What? I-
->'''Jules''': (draws gun) Say what again! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Say! What! Again!]] I dare you, I double dare you, mothafucka! Say what one more goddamn time!
->'''Brett''': H-he-he's black!
->'''Jules''': Go on!
->'''Brett''': He's bald!
->'''Jules''': Does he look like a bitch?
->'''Brett''': What?
->'''Jules''': ([[{{Kneecapping}} gunshot]]) '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DOES?! HE?! LOOK?! LIKE?! A BITCH?!]]'''''
->'''Brett''': [[BigNo NOOOOO!]]
->'''Jules''': Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
->'''Brett''': I didn't!
->'''Jules''': Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him, and Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anyone except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?
->'''Brett''': Yes.
->'''Jules''': Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is ''truly'' his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with ''great'' vengeance and ''furious anger'' those who attempt to ''poison'' and ''destroy'' my brothers! And you will ''know'' my name is ''the Lord''... when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" (he and Vincent shoot Brett dead)

->'''Jimmy''': But you know what's on my mind right now? It ''ain't'' the coffee in my kitchen. It's the dead nigger in my garage.
->'''Jules''': Oh. Jimmy, don't even worry about tha-
->'''Jimmy:''': Nononono, don't think about anything. I want to ask you a question: When you came pulling in here, Did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
->'''Jules''': Jimmy, you know I ain't seen no shi-
->'''Jimmy''' (louder): Did you see a sign out in the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?!
->'''Jules''': No. I didn't.
->'''Jimmy''': You know ''why'' you didn't see that sign?
->'''Jules''': Why?
->'''Jimmy''': 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

->'''Captain Koons''': I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass, two years...

->'''Fabienne''': Whose motorcycle is this?
->'''Butch''': [[InsistentTerminology It's a chopper]], baby.
->'''Fabienne''': Whose chopper is this?
->'''Butch''': ''[[CorruptCop Zed's.]]
->'''Fabienne''': Who's Zed?
->'''Butch''': [[AssholeVictim Zed's dead]], baby. Zed's dead.

->''Mia'': ...I'll go to the bathroom and powder my nose...

->"Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast."

->'''Vincent''': And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
->'''Jules''': They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
->'''Vincent''': ''Nah, man. They got the metric system; they wouldn't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
->'''Jules''': ''Then what do they call it?
->'''Vincent''': They call it a Royale with Cheese
->'''Jules''': Royale with Cheese?
->'''Vincent''': That's right.
->'''Jules''': What do they call a Big Mac?
->'''Vincent''': [[TheSameButDifferent A Big Mac is a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac]].

->'''Vincent''': Well, you gotta have an opinion. I mean do you think that God came down from heaven and stopped the...([[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace gun goes off, splattering Marvin's brains all over the car]])

->'''Jimmy''': The problem isn't with the coffee in my kitchen. The problem is the dead nigger in my garage. Did you see a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
->'''Jules''': Look, Jimmy...
->'''Jimmy''' (louder): Did you see a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?!
->'''Jules''': No.
->'''Jimmy''': Do you know ''why'' you didn't see a sign that said "Dead Nigger Storage"? Because it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business!

->'''Butch''': I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass, two years...

->'''Jules''': (draws gun) Say what again! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Say! What! Again!]] I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more goddamn time!

->'''[[SamuelLJackson Jules]]''': (after shooting the man on the couch) Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

->'''[[QuentinTarantino Jimmy]]''': The problem isn't with the coffee in my kitchen. The problem is the dead nigger in my garage. Did you see a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
->'''[[SamuelLJackson Jules]]''': Look, Jimmy...

->'''[[SamuelLJackson Jules]]''': ''(after shooting the man on the couch) "Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?''
->'''Brett''': ''Wha-what?''
->'''Jules''': ''(smashes table) What country you from?''
->'''Brett''': ''What?''
->'''Jules''': ''What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?''
->'''Brett''': ''What?''
->'''Jules''': ''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!]]"''
->'''Brett''': ''Yes!''
->'''Jules''': ''Then you know what I'm saying!''
->'''Brett''': ''Yes!''
->'''Jules''': ''Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!''
->'''Brett''': ''...What, I-''
->'''Jules''': ''(draws gun) [[BadassBoast Say what again!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Say! What! Again!]] [[BadassBoast I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more God Damn time!]]''
->'''Brett''': ''H-he-he's black!''
->'''Jules''': ''Go on!''
->'''Brett''': ''He's bald!''
->'''Jules''': ''Does he look like a bitch?''
->'''Brett''': ''[[TooDumbToLive What?]]''
->'''Jules''': ''([[{{Kneecapping}} gunshot]]) '''DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A BITCH?!'''''
->'''Brett''': '''''NOOOOO!'''''
->'''Jules''': ''Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?''
->'''Brett''': ''I didn't!''
->'''Jules''': ''Yes you did! Yes you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anyone except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?''
->'''Brett''': ''Yes.''
->'''Jules''': '' Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is ''truly'' his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with ''great'' vengeance and ''furious anger'' those who attempt to ''poison'' and ''destroy'' my brothers!'' ''[[BadassBoast And you will KNOW my name is THE LORD when I lay my VENGEANCE UPON THEE!]]" (he and Vincent shoot Brett dead)''

->'''[[QuentinTarantino Jimmy]]''': ''The problem isn't with the coffee in my kitchen. The problem is the dead nigger in my garage. Did you see a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?''
->'''[[SamuelLJackson Jules]]''': ''Look, Jimmy...''
->'''Jimmy''' (louder): ''Did you see a sign on the front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?!''
->'''Jules''': ''No.''
->'''Jimmy''': ''Do you know ''why'' you didn't see a sign that said "Dead Nigger Storage"? Because it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business!''

->'''[[BruceWillis Butch]]''': ''I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass, two years...''

->'''[[EveryonelooksSexierIfFrench Fabienne]]''': ''Whose motorcycle is this?''
->'''[[BruceWillis Butch]]''': ''[[InsistentTerminology It's a chopper]], baby.''
->'''Fabienne''': ''Whose chopper is this?''
->'''Butch''': ''[[CorruptCop Zed's.]]''
->'''Fabienne''': ''Who's Zed?''
->'''Butch''': ''[[AssholeVictim Zed's dead]], baby. Zed's dead.''

->''Mia'': ''...I'll go to the bathroom and powder my nose...''

->''"Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast."''

->'''[[JohnTravolta Vincent]]''': ''And you know what they call uh...a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?''
->'''[[SamuelLJackson Jules]]''':: ''They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?''
->'''Vincent''': ''Nah, man. They got the metric system; they wouldn't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.''
->'''Jules''': ''Then what do they call it?''
->'''Vincent''': ''They call it, uh, Royale with Cheese''
->'''Jules''': ''Royale with Cheese?''
->'''Vincent''': ''That's right.''
->'''Jules''': ''What do they call a Big Mac?''
->'''Vincent''': ''A Big Mac is a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.''

->'''[[JohnTravolta Vincent]]''': ''Well you gotta have a opinion. I mean do you think that God came down from heaven and stopped the...([[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace gun goes off, splattering Marvin's brains all over the car]])''

->''"You read the Bible, Brett?"''

->''"What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"''
->''"Wha-what?"''
->''(smashes table) "What country you from?"''
->''"What?"''
->''"What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?"''
->''"What?"''
->''"[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?]]"''
->''"Yes!"''
->''"Then you know what I'm saying!"''
->''"Yes!"''
->''"Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!"''
->''"...What, I-"''
->''(draws gun) "[[BadassBoast Say what again!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Say! What! Again!]] [[BadassBoast I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more God Damn time!]]"''
->''"H-he-he's black!"''
->''"Go on!"''
->''"He's bald!"''
->''"Does he look like a bitch?"''
->''"[[TooDumbToLive What?]]"''
->''([[{{Kneecapping}} gunshot]]) '''"DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A BITCH?"'''
->'''''"NOOOOO!"'''''
->''"Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?"''
->''"I didn't!"''
->''"Yes you did! Yes you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anyone except Mrs. Wallace."''

->''I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass, two years...''

->'''[[SamuelLJackson Jules]]''': ''The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is ''truly'' his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with ''great'' vengeance and ''furious anger'' those who attempt to ''poison'' and ''destroy'' my brothers!'' [[BadassBoast And you will KNOW my name is THE LORD when I lay my VENGEANCE UPON THEE!]]

->''"Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"''

->''(draws gun) "[[BadassBoast Say what again!]] [[ThisIsSPARTA Say! What! Again!]] [[BadassBoast I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more God Damn time!]]"''

->''(gunshot) '''"DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A BITCH?"'''

->'''[[SamuelLJackson Jules]]''': ''The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. [[BadassBoast And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.]]''

->''"No!"''

->'''[[SamuelLJackson Jules]]''': ''The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. [[BadassBoast And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.]]''

->'''Butch''': ''Zed's.''

->'''Butch''': ''Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.''

->''Whose motorcycle is this?''
->''It's a chopper, baby.''
->''Whose chopper is this?''
->''Zed's.''
->''Who's Zed?''
->''Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.''

->''Mia'': ''...I'll go to the bathroom and powder my nose...''

->''"[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER? DO YOU SPEAK IT?]]

->''(draws gun) "[[BadassBoast Say what again! Say! What! Again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more God Damn time!]]"''

->''(gunshot) '''DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A BITCH?''' ''
->''No!''
->''Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?''
->''I didn't!''
->''Yes you did! Yes you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anyone except Mrs. Wallace.''

->''Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.''

-> ''I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass, two years...''

-> ''I hid this uncofortable hunk of metal up my ass, two years...''

-> ''I wore this uncofortable hunk of metal up my ass, two years...''