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-> ''Yo mama's so poor, she can't afford to pay attention."

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-> ''Yo mama's so poor, she can't afford to pay attention."
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->'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]]:''' Let's put it this way. Do you have a mortgage on your house?\\

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->'''[[ComicBook/IronMan [[AC:Comedy]]
-> ''Yo mama's so poor, she waved a popsicle in the air and called it "air-conditioning."''

-> ''Yo mama's so poor, she took out her shoe-laces and called it "spaghetti."''

-> ''Yo mama's so poor, she can't afford to pay attention."

-> ''Yo mama's so poor, she has to rent oxygen.''

-> ''Yo mama's so poor, she rents her toilet paper.''

-> ''Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't age because she can't afford to waste any time.''

-> "Why are you(bank) mad at me? I don't understand what... How is this something I'm doing to you? She was like, 'Sir, you only have $20, that's not enough. You can't only have $20!' I was like, look, I'm not being broke just to fuck with you, I really don’t have any money! I'm not trying to be a dick"
-->-- Creator/LouisCK

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-> '''[[ComicBook/IronMan
Tony Stark]]:''' Let's put it this way. Do you have a mortgage on your house?\\



->"Why are you(bank) mad at me? I don't understand what... How is this something I'm doing to you? She was like, 'Sir, you only have $20, that's not enough. You can't only have $20!' I was like, look, I'm not being broke just to fuck with you, I really don’t have any money! I'm not trying to be a dick"
-->-- Creator/LouisCK

->'''Ozzy''': I'm not kidding man, my high school was Crack Central. No, it was ''IN'' the crack. Right in the stanky, pucky center. We were so poor, we lived off peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches. You ever try to blow dry your hair with a fart?\\

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->"Why are you(bank) mad at me? I don't understand what... How is this something I'm doing to you? She was like, 'Sir, you only have $20, that's not enough. You can't only have $20!' I was like, look, I'm not being broke just to fuck with you, I really don’t have any money! I'm not trying to be a dick"
-->-- Creator/LouisCK

->'''Ozzy''':
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-> '''Ozzy''':
I'm not kidding man, my high school was Crack Central. No, it was ''IN'' the crack. Right in the stanky, pucky center. We were so poor, we lived off peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches. You ever try to blow dry your hair with a fart?\\
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->'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]]:''' Let's put it this way. Do you have mortgage on your house?\\

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->'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]]:''' Let's put it this way. Do you have a mortgage on your house?\\
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->'''Tony Stark:''' Let's put it this way. Do you have mortgage on your house?\\

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->'''Tony Stark:''' ->'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]]:''' Let's put it this way. Do you have mortgage on your house?\\

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-> "Why are you(bank) mad at me? I don't understand what... How is this something I'm doing to you? She was like, 'Sir, you only have $20, that's not enough. You can't only have $20!' I was like, look, I'm not being broke just to fuck with you, I really don’t have any money! I'm not trying to be a dick"

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-> "Why
->'''Tony Stark:''' Let's put it this way. Do you have mortgage on your house?\\
'''[[WorkingClassHero Spider-Man]]:''' No.\\
'''Tony:''' Good for you.\\
'''Spider-Man:''' No. I'm...ah...I'm renting.\\
'''Tony:''' What?\\
'''Spider-Man:''' With two other guys.\\
'''Tony:''' What?! Aren't you a genius?\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Not when it comes to money.\\
'''Tony:''' Why?\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Because I don't value it.\\
'''Tony:''' You don't value...money?\\
'''Spider-Man:''' No, sorry.
-->-- ''[[ComicBook/SpiderMan Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man]]'' Vol. 2 #10 (2019)

->"Why
are you(bank) mad at me? I don't understand what... How is this something I'm doing to you? She was like, 'Sir, you only have $20, that's not enough. You can't only have $20!' I was like, look, I'm not being broke just to fuck with you, I really don’t have any money! I'm not trying to be a dick"



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'''Ozzy''': Ah, you wanna talk about wipin'?

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'''Ozzy''': Ah, you wanna talk about wipin'?wipin'?\\
'''Drix''': NO!!!
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-->-- Creator/LouisCK

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-->-- Creator/LouisCKCreator/LouisCK

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->'''Ozzy''': I'm not kidding man, my high school was Crack Central. No, it was ''IN'' the crack. Right in the stanky, pucky center. We were so poor, we lived off peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches. You ever try to blow dry your hair with a fart?\\
'''Drix''': OK, I get it, you were poor.\\
'''Ozzy''': You bet I was. You ever try to make a snowman with toilet paper cling-ons? Now, ''that's'' poor.\\
'''Drix''': OK, please, you're going to make me vomit.\\
'''Ozzy''': Vomit? We couldn't afford no vomit, that's for rich folks.\\
'''Drix''': Excuse me while I wipe my eyes\\
'''Ozzy''': Ah, you wanna talk about wipin'?
-->-- ''Film/OsmosisJones''
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-> "Why are you(bank) mad at me? I don't understand what... How is this something I'm doing to you? She was like, 'Sir, you only have $20, that's not enough. You can't only have $20!' I was like, look, I'm not being broke just to fuck with you, I really don’t have any money! I'm not trying to be a dick"
-->-- Creator/LouisCK

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