History Quotes / PhotoOpWithTheDog

->"Hey, pop. Been awhile. Did you see that motorcade pull up? It's the first time that the President of the United States has visited Gaffney. Can you believe it? Oh, I wouldn't be here if I had a choice, but I have to do these sorts of things now. Makes me seem more human. And you have to be a ''little'' human when you're the President."

->"I am a man who is basically opposed to atrocities or ungentlemanly actions. In 1934, I promulgated a law against vivisection. You can see, therefore, that if I disapprove of the experimentation on animals, how could I possibly be in favor of torturing humans?"
-->--'''Hermann Göring''' at the Nuremberg Trials

->My public love dogs. One pitch with a hound is worth ten thousand words. That mutt didn't do Roos-e-velt any harm, did it? Or Dick Nixon either.

->Hey, pop. Been awhile. Did you see that motorcade pull up? It's the first time that the President of the United States has visited Gaffney. Can you believe it? [to audience] Oh, I wouldn't be here if I had a choice, but I have to do these sorts of things now. Makes me seem more human, and you have to be a little human when you're the president.

->At one point, Trump boasted about how much veterans adore him. To prove it, he trotted out [[SexySecretary a gorgeous brunette]] who was carrying a perfect stack of white paper topped with a bow. I swear it looked like an unwrapped package of blank Hammermill printer paper.

->[[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Pimp Mama Kris]] recently said that her main prized pig [[Creator/KimKardashian Kim Kuntrashian]] has such a giving soul (more like [[ObligatoryJoke giving hole]]) and always quietly gives to charity without getting any attention for doing so. Pimp Mama Kris proved to be right yesterday when Kim graciously took a break from her busy schedule of being the whoring whore of all whoring whores to feed the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission while [[HypocriticalHumor surrounded by a team of bodyguards, half a dozen paparazzos, a make-up artist, a hairstylist, a camera crew]] and the souls of a dozen dead turkeys eye rolling at this blatant publicity stunt...Just look at this transparent trollop dressed like “real people” and acting like she didn’t drop that ladle and run to her chauffeured SUV the minute the cameras stopped clicking.

-->--'''Frank Underwood''', before pissing on his father's grave

->[[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Pimp Mama Kris]] recently said that her main prized pig [[Creator/KimKardashian Kim Kuntrashian]] has such a giving soul (more like [[ObligatoryJoke giving hole]]) and always quietly gives to charity without getting any attention for doing so. Pimp Mama Kris proved to be right yesterday when Kim graciously took a break from her busy schedule of being the whoring whore of all whoring whores to feed the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission while [[HypocriticalHumor surrounded by a team of bodyguards, half a dozen paparazzos, a make-up artist, a hairstylist, a camera crew]] and the souls of a dozen dead turkeys eye rolling at this blatant publicity stunt...Creator/JenniferLoveHewitt is where the word “desperate” goes to feel better about itself and yet she still doesn’t look 1/10th as desperate as Kim looks. Just look at this transparent trollop dressed like “real people” and acting like she didn’t drop that ladle and run to her chauffeured SUV the minute the cameras stopped clicking.

->[[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Pimp Mama Kris]] recently said that her main prized pig [Creator/KimKardashian Kim Kuntrashian]] has such a giving soul (more like [[ObligatoryJoke giving hole]]) and always quietly gives to charity without getting any attention for doing so. Pimp Mama Kris proved to be right yesterday when Kim graciously took a break from her busy schedule of being the whoring whore of all whoring whores to feed the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission while [[HypocriticalHumor surrounded by a team of bodyguards, half a dozen paparazzos, a make-up artist, a hairstylist, a camera crew]] and the souls of a dozen dead turkeys eye rolling at this blatant publicity stunt...Creator/JenniferLoveHewitt is where the word “desperate” goes to feel better about itself and yet she still doesn’t look 1/10th as desperate as Kim looks. Just look at this transparent trollop dressed like “real people” and acting like she didn’t drop that ladle and run to her chauffeured SUV the minute the cameras stopped clicking.

->''"My public love dogs. One pitch with a hound is worth ten thousand words. That mutt didn't do Roos-e-velt any harm, did it? Or Dick Nixon either."''