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''Uncle Albert (just before they start a formal dinner):'' I've made the coffee.\\
''Derek Trotter:'' What do you mean 'You've made the coffee'? It's too early.\\
''Albert:'' Well, it don't take us that long to finish our dinner.\\
''Derek:'' I know that, but we're not wolfing down a Big Mac 'n' Chips, are we. We're savouring the food, we're taking our time, and we're talking between mouthfuls. All right, don't worry. I'll bung [the coffee] in the microwave. ''(sniffs the coffee)'' Hold on. Which coffee did you make this with?\\
''Albert (gesturing):'' That jar over there.\\
''Del (taking a couple more sniffs):'' This isn't coffee, it's [[PrecisionFStrike bloody]] ''gravy!''\\
''Albert:'' Well, it's not my fault, it's them jars. ''(grabs two identical jars)'' How am I supposed to tell which is which?\\
''Del (annoyed):'' I'll tell you. This one says Maxwell House Coffee, and this one says Oxo Gravy Granules. It doesn't take a mind like Sherlock Holmes to work it out.\\
''Albert (panicking):'' Well, I was in a rush and I got mixed up.\\
''Del (threatening):'' I'll mix you up. ''[beat]'' Wait a minute. If you made gravy in the coffee machine, [[OhCrap what are they pouring over their dinners?]]
''Derek Trotter:'' What do you mean 'You've made the coffee'? It's too early.\\
''Albert:'' Well, it don't take us that long to finish our dinner.\\
''Derek:'' I know that, but we're not wolfing down a Big Mac 'n' Chips, are we. We're savouring the food, we're taking our time, and we're talking between mouthfuls. All right, don't worry. I'll bung [the coffee] in the microwave. ''(sniffs the coffee)'' Hold on. Which coffee did you make this with?\\
''Albert (gesturing):'' That jar over there.\\
''Del (taking a couple more sniffs):'' This isn't coffee, it's [[PrecisionFStrike bloody]] ''gravy!''\\
''Albert:'' Well, it's not my fault, it's them jars. ''(grabs two identical jars)'' How am I supposed to tell which is which?\\
''Del (annoyed):'' I'll tell you. This one says Maxwell House Coffee, and this one says Oxo Gravy Granules. It doesn't take a mind like Sherlock Holmes to work it out.\\
''Albert (panicking):'' Well, I was in a rush and I got mixed up.\\
''Del (threatening):'' I'll mix you up. ''[beat]'' Wait a minute. If you made gravy in the coffee machine, [[OhCrap what are they pouring over their dinners?]]
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''Uncle Albert (just before they start a formal dinner):'' I've made the coffee.\\
''Derek Trotter:'' What do you mean 'You've made the coffee'? It's too early.\\
''Albert:'' Well, it don't take us that long to finish our dinner.\\
''Derek:'' I know that, but we're not wolfing down a Big Mac 'n' Chips, are we. We're savouring the food, we're taking our time, and we're talking between mouthfuls. All right, don't worry. I'll bung [the coffee] in the microwave. ''(sniffs the coffee)'' Hold on. Which coffee did you make this with?\\
''Albert (gesturing):'' That jar over there.\\
''Del (taking a couple more sniffs):'' This isn't coffee, it's [[PrecisionFStrike bloody]] ''gravy!''\\
''Albert:'' Well, it's not my fault, it's them jars. ''(grabs two identical jars)'' How am I supposed to tell which is which?\\
''Del (annoyed):'' I'll tell you. This one says Maxwell House Coffee, and this one says Oxo Gravy Granules. It doesn't take a mind like Sherlock Holmes to work it out.\\
''Albert (panicking):'' Well, I was in a rush and I got mixed up.\\
''Del (threatening):'' I'll mix you up. ''[beat]'' Wait a minute. If you made gravy in the coffee machine, [[OhCrap what are they pouring over their dinners?]]
''Derek Trotter:'' What do you mean 'You've made the coffee'? It's too early.\\
''Albert:'' Well, it don't take us that long to finish our dinner.\\
''Derek:'' I know that, but we're not wolfing down a Big Mac 'n' Chips, are we. We're savouring the food, we're taking our time, and we're talking between mouthfuls. All right, don't worry. I'll bung [the coffee] in the microwave. ''(sniffs the coffee)'' Hold on. Which coffee did you make this with?\\
''Albert (gesturing):'' That jar over there.\\
''Del (taking a couple more sniffs):'' This isn't coffee, it's [[PrecisionFStrike bloody]] ''gravy!''\\
''Albert:'' Well, it's not my fault, it's them jars. ''(grabs two identical jars)'' How am I supposed to tell which is which?\\
''Del (annoyed):'' I'll tell you. This one says Maxwell House Coffee, and this one says Oxo Gravy Granules. It doesn't take a mind like Sherlock Holmes to work it out.\\
''Albert (panicking):'' Well, I was in a rush and I got mixed up.\\
''Del (threatening):'' I'll mix you up. ''[beat]'' Wait a minute. If you made gravy in the coffee machine, [[OhCrap what are they pouring over their dinners?]]
