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->''A good thing, that I've lived to see better times, for in my youth how very many crews there were that starved to death, adrift among the dark currents of space, their only choice being whether to draw lots or vote democratically, the simply majority deciding. He will agree with me, who remembers the oppressive atmosphere of those gatherings where such distasteful matters were debated.''

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->''A good thing, that I've lived to see better times, for in my youth how very many crews there were that starved to death, adrift among the dark currents of space, their only choice being whether to [[LotteryOfDoom draw lots lots]] or vote democratically, the simply majority deciding. He will agree with me, who remembers the oppressive atmosphere of those gatherings where such distasteful matters were debated.''
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->Within the cavern on the other side lay a large, ancient city. Stone and mud structures rose out of the sand - some intact, others in ruins - but all showing the unmistakable ravages of age. Streets littered with the detritus of everyday lives led to dunes so high, they nearly touched the stone overhead. Farther in, the damage became less random and indistinct. Signs of fire could be seen, accompanied by the occasional arrow. Pieces of pottery lay broken across the floors of ransacked buildings. The gates to food stores hung awkwardly off their hinges, open to the world they'd unsuccessfully tried to keep out.\\\

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->Within the cavern on the other side lay a large, ancient city. Stone and mud structures rose out of the sand - some intact, others in ruins - but all showing the unmistakable ravages of age. Streets littered with the detritus of everyday lives led to dunes so high, they nearly touched the stone overhead. Farther in, the damage became less random and indistinct. Signs of fire could be seen, accompanied by the occasional arrow. Pieces of pottery lay broken across the floors of ransacked buildings. The gates to food stores hung awkwardly off their hinges, open to the world they'd unsuccessfully tried to keep out.\\\\\



-->-- ''An Unattractive Vampire'' by [=Jim McDoniel=]

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-->-- ''An Unattractive Vampire'' ''Literature/AnUnattractiveVampire'' by [=Jim McDoniel=]

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->''A good thing, that I've lived to see better times, for in my youth how very many crews there were that starved to death, adrift among the dark currents of space, their only choice being whether to draw lots or vote democratically, the simply majority deciding. He will agree with me, who remembers the oppressive atmosphere of those gatherings where such distasteful matters were debated.''
-->--'''Ijon Tichy''', ''Literature/TheStarDiaries'', "The Twenty-eighth Voyage"
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->'''Emily''': ''SOMEONE STOLE THE FREAKIN' HAM!!!''\\
'''Josh''': It's gonna be okay.\\
'''Emily''': Is it, Josh? If an earthquake hits today, guess what we're eating?! ''EACH OTHER!''\\
'''Alex''': I don't know, you're all too bony for my taste.
-->--''WesternAnimation/CloseEnough'', "100% No Stress Day"
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->Within the cavern on the other side lay a large, ancient city. Stone and mud structures rose out of the sand - some intact, others in ruins - but all showing the unmistakable ravages of age. Streets littered with the detritus of everyday lives led to dunes so high, they nearly touched the stone overhead. Farther in, the damage became less random and indistinct. Signs of fire could be seen, accompanied by the occasional arrow. Pieces of pottery lay broken across the floors of ransacked buildings. The gates to food stores hung awkwardly off their hinges, open to the world they'd unsuccessfully tried to keep out.\\\
And scribbled everywhere were messages from the long dead. Warnings pocked the walls, some informing desperate neighbors to keep away, [[SealedEvilInACan others to prevent future travelers like himself from venturing farther]]. Pleas marked those inches that warnings did not scar. The people in their final days, begging their gods for food, for rain, for deliverance. Then every so often, though more frequently as you approached the center of the city, carved onto the doors was [[MadnessMantra the same message over and over again]]. Part curse, part denouncement, what it actually said was eloquent and terrible, but what it amounted to was quite simple: ''I ate my neighbor.'' It never failed [[NightmareFetishist to make]] [[VillainProtagonist Yulric]] [[NightmareFetishist smile]].
-->-- ''An Unattractive Vampire'' by [=Jim McDoniel=]
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "[[Recap/DuckTales2017S1E4TheBeagleBirthdayMassacre The Beagle Birthday Massacre]]"

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "[[Recap/DuckTales2017S1E4TheBeagleBirthdayMassacre The Beagle Birthday Massacre]]"
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-->-- Music/BowserAndBlue, ''In Darkest Canada''

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-->-- Music/BowserAndBlue, ''In "In Darkest Canada''
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->They shocked the world cause they wanted to live\\
They had no food, no alternative\\
Lost in the snow weak in the mind\\
Starving and cold ate their own kind
-->-- GBH, "Passenger on the Menu"
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->"For I was hungry, and I ate you. I was thirsty, and I drank you." What happened in there? Your memory is patchy. The cutlery. The difficulty with the tablecloth. That business with the mouse. If only it had moved faster. If only the sous-chef had been more co-operative.
-->--''VideoGame/FallenLondon''
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->''"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"''
-->--'''Uglúk the Uruk-hai''' upon chopping off the head of a rebellious orc, solving the issue of fresh meat and a threat to the Hobbit cargo at the same time, ''Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheTwoTowers''
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->Wendy had a true claustrophobe's terror of the elevator. She envisioned the three of them trapped in it between floors while [[SnowMeansDeath the winter storms raged outside]], she could see them growing thinner and weaker, starving to death. Or perhaps dining on each other, the way those rugby players had. He remembered a bumper sticker he had seen in Boulder, [[AC: rugby players eat their own dead]]. He could think of others. [[AC: You are what you eat.]] Or menu items. Welcome to the Overlook Dining Room, Pride of the Rockies. Eat in Splendor at the Roof of the World. [[BlackComedy Human Haunch Broiled Over Matches]] ''La Specalitie de la Maison.''
-->--''Literature/TheShining''

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->Hunger unwound what little hope was left and moved us to what humanity would not once have contemplated.
-->-- '''Comdeus Canto''', survivor of the expedition from the ''Inferno’s Child'', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}: TabletopGame/RogueTrader''

->''Hours became days. The snack machine ran out of food by day three. They were reduced to drinking water out of the backed-up toilets by day seven. On day twelve, Andre Gates, ''Axes And Arcana'' developer, died when he choked to death on a twenty-sided die. ''Lycanthrope'' developer and Black Spiral kinfolk Evan Stump pulled out "an [[CannibalClan old family]] recipe." Ten days later, Evan had the building to himself.''[[note]] Sadly, he died three days later: one of Jason O'Kelly's numerous piercings slipped past Evan while he was preparing his "Developer Bisque" and Evan died when it punctured his esophagus.[[/note]]
-->-- Black Dog Studios' Last Game, ''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse: [[EndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Apocalypse]]''



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->Hunger unwound what little hope was left and moved us to what humanity would not once have contemplated.
-->-- '''Comdeus Canto''', survivor of the expedition from the ''Inferno’s Child'', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}: TabletopGame/RogueTrader''

->''Hours became days. The snack machine ran out of food by day three. They were reduced to drinking water out of the backed-up toilets by day seven. On day twelve, Andre Gates, ''Axes And Arcana'' developer, died when he choked to death on a twenty-sided die. ''Lycanthrope'' developer and Black Spiral kinfolk Evan Stump pulled out "an [[CannibalClan old family]] recipe." Ten days later, Evan had the building to himself.''[[note]] Sadly, he died three days later: one of Jason O'Kelly's numerous piercings slipped past Evan while he was preparing his "Developer Bisque" and Evan died when it punctured his esophagus.[[/note]]
-->-- Black Dog Studios' Last Game, ''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse: [[EndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Apocalypse]]''

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->Wartime survivors (customers who lived) always followed the Geneva Convention (acted very polite to each other), because anytime one of them violated it (was rude), they were summarily executed (shot at the instant they were rude), and shipped off in a body bag, assuming that much of the casualty of war (deceased ex-customer) was left; combatants didn't always have rations (bag lunches), so they often engaged in foraging for food ("Donner Parties,") a practice better left undescribed.
-->-- [[http://www.paul-robinson.us/index.php?blog=6&title=i_think_about_the_place_i_worked_before_ "I think... about the place I worked before... the 'job from hell'."]]

->Dear Sirs:
->As a Naval officer, I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism! It is now known that we have the problem relatively under control, and it is the RAF who now suffer the largest number of casualties in this area. What do you think the Argylles ate in Aden? Arabs?!
->Yours, etc.
->Captain B.J. Smethwick, in a white wine sauce, with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.
-->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', Royal Episode 13

->''I'll have a cut of Johnson's leg, please.''
-->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''

->I liked Harris. He might have been better done, perhaps, but I am free to say that no man ever agreed with me better than Harris, or afforded me so large a degree of satisfaction.
-->-- '''Creator/MarkTwain''', "Cannibalism In The Cars"

->Hunger unwound what little hope was left and moved us to what humanity would not once have contemplated.
-->-- '''Comdeus Canto''', survivor of the expedition from the ''Inferno’s Child'', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}: TabletopGame/RogueTrader''

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->Wartime survivors (customers who lived) always followed the Geneva Convention (acted very polite to each other), because anytime one of them violated it (was rude), they were summarily executed (shot at the instant they were rude), and shipped off in a body bag, assuming that much of the casualty of war (deceased ex-customer) was left; combatants didn't always have rations (bag lunches), so they often engaged in foraging for food ("Donner Parties,") a practice better left undescribed.
-->-- [[http://www.paul-robinson.us/index.php?blog=6&title=i_think_about_the_place_i_worked_before_ "I think... about the place I worked before... the 'job from hell'."]]

->Dear Sirs:
->As a Naval officer, I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism! It is now known that we have the problem relatively under control, and it is the RAF who now suffer the largest number of casualties in this area. What do you think the Argylles ate in Aden? Arabs?!
->Yours, etc.
->Captain B.J. Smethwick, in a white wine sauce, with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.
-->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', Royal Episode 13

->''I'll have a cut of Johnson's leg, please.''
-->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''

->I liked Harris. He might have been better done, perhaps, but I am free to say that no man ever agreed with me better than Harris, or afforded me so large a degree of satisfaction.
-->-- '''Creator/MarkTwain''', "Cannibalism In The Cars"

->Hunger unwound what little hope was left and moved us to what humanity would not once have contemplated.
-->-- '''Comdeus Canto''', survivor of the expedition from the ''Inferno’s Child'', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}: TabletopGame/RogueTrader''
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->Winter really hit us in early December. [[SnowMeansDeath The snow was over our heads, literally, mountains of it]], thick and gray from the pollution. The camp got silent. No more fights, no more shooting. By Christmas Day, there was plenty of food.
->''[She holds up a miniature femur. It has been scraped clean by a knife.]''
->They say eleven million people died that winter, and that's just in North America. That doesn't count the other places: Greenland, Iceland, Scandinavia. I don't want to think about Siberia, all those refugees from southern China, the ones from Japan who'd never been outside a city, and all those poor people from India. That was the first [[EndlessWinter Gray Winter]], when [[GaiasLament the filth in the sky started changing the weather]]. They say a part of that filth, I don't know how much, was ash from human remains.
-->--'''Jessica Hendricks,''' ''Literature/WorldWarZ''



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->Dear Sirs:
->As a Naval officer, I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism! It is now known that we have the problem relatively under control, and it is the RAF who now suffer the largest number of casualties in this area. What do you think the Argylles ate in Aden? Arabs?!
->Yours, etc.
->Captain B.J. Smethwick, in a white wine sauce, with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.
-->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', Royal Episode 13

->''I'll have a cut of Johnson's leg, please.''
-->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''

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->''"The number of incidents of the use of human flesh in cooking decreased this month to 56."''
-->-- '''NKVD (Police) Archive for the Leningrad District''', [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII June 1942 - ninth month of the 900-day Siege of Leningrad]][[note]] 1,913 cases from December 13 1941 to June 1942 of a total of 2015 for entire siege. 668 prison terms of 5-10 years and 586 executions meted out by June 1942, fate of remainder unknown. People arrested 64% female, 44% unemployed, 90% illiterate or in possession of only basic education, 15% 'rooted inhabitants' of Leningrad district, 2% with criminal record. Of 300 cases for March 1942, only 44 entailed murder ('person-eating') while remainder concerned only the consumption of the already-dead ('corpse-eating'). Source: NKVD Archives as quoted in Chapter 15 (Corpse-Eating and Person-Eating) of Anna Reid's ''Leningrad'' (London 2011) [[/note]]

->''Hours became days. The snack machine ran out of food by day three. They were reduced to drinking water out of the backed-up toilets by day seven. On day twelve, Andre Gates, ''Axes And Arcana'' developer, died when he choked to death on a twenty-sided die. ''Lycanthrope'' developer and Black Spiral kinfolk Evan Stump pulled out "an [[CannibalClan old family]] recipe." Ten days later, Evan had the building to himself.''[[note]] Sadly, he died three days later: one of Jason O'Kelly's numerous piercings slipped past Evan while he was preparing his "Developer Bisque" and Evan died when it punctured his esophagus.[[/note]]
-->--Black Dog Studios' Last Game, ''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse: [[EndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Apocalypse]]''

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->''"The number of incidents of the use of human flesh in cooking decreased this month to 56."''
-->-- '''NKVD (Police) Archive for the Leningrad District''', [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII June 1942 - ninth month of the 900-day Siege of Leningrad]][[note]] 1,913 cases from December 13 1941 to June 1942 of a total of 2015 for entire siege. 668 prison terms of 5-10 years and 586 executions meted out by June 1942, fate of remainder unknown. People arrested 64% female, 44% unemployed, 90% illiterate or in possession of only basic education, 15% 'rooted inhabitants' of Leningrad district, 2% with criminal record. Of 300 cases for March 1942, only 44 entailed murder ('person-eating') while remainder concerned only the consumption of the already-dead ('corpse-eating'). Source: NKVD Archives as quoted in Chapter 15 (Corpse-Eating and Person-Eating) of Anna Reid's ''Leningrad'' (London 2011) [[/note]]

->''Hours became days. The snack machine ran out of food by day three. They were reduced to drinking water out of the backed-up toilets by day seven. On day twelve, Andre Gates, ''Axes And Arcana'' developer, died when he choked to death on a twenty-sided die. ''Lycanthrope'' developer and Black Spiral kinfolk Evan Stump pulled out "an [[CannibalClan old family]] recipe." Ten days later, Evan had the building to himself.''[[note]] Sadly, he died three days later: one of Jason O'Kelly's numerous piercings slipped past Evan while he was preparing his "Developer Bisque" and Evan died when it punctured his esophagus.[[/note]]
-->--Black Dog Studios' Last Game, ''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse: [[EndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Apocalypse]]''
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-->--"[[ApocalypticLog Torn Pages]]", ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->Winter really hit us in early December. [[SnowMeansDeath The snow was over our heads, literally, mountains of it]], thick and gray from the pollution. The camp got silent. No more fights, no more shooting. By Christmas Day, there was plenty of food.
->''[She holds up a miniature femur. It has been scraped clean by a knife.]''
->They say eleven million people died that winter, and that's just in North America. That doesn't count the other places: Greenland, Iceland, Scandinavia. I don't want to think about Siberia, all those refugees from southern China, the ones from Japan who'd never been outside a city, and all those poor people from India. That was the first [[EndlessWinter Gray Winter]], when [[GaiasLament the filth in the sky started changing the weather]]. They say a part of that filth, I don't know how much, was ash from human remains.
-->--'''Jessica Hendricks,''' ''Literature/WorldWarZ''

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-->--"[[ApocalypticLog -->-- "[[ApocalypticLog Torn Pages]]", ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->Winter really hit us in early December. [[SnowMeansDeath The snow was over our heads, literally, mountains of it]], thick and gray from the pollution. The camp got silent. No more fights, no more shooting. By Christmas Day, there was plenty of food.
->''[She holds up a miniature femur. It has been scraped clean by a knife.]''
->They say eleven million people died that winter, and that's just in North America. That doesn't count the other places: Greenland, Iceland, Scandinavia. I don't want to think about Siberia, all those refugees from southern China, the ones from Japan who'd never been outside a city, and all those poor people from India. That was the first [[EndlessWinter Gray Winter]], when [[GaiasLament the filth in the sky started changing the weather]]. They say a part of that filth, I don't know how much, was ash from human remains.
-->--'''Jessica Hendricks,''' ''Literature/WorldWarZ''
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-->--The Navigator's Confession, ''VideoGame/SunlessSea''

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->Hunger unwound what little hope was left and moved us to what humanity would not once have contemplated.
-->-- '''Comdeus Canto''', survivor of the expedition from the ''Inferno’s Child'', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}: TabletopGame/RogueTrader''

->''Hours became days. The snack machine ran out of food by day three. They were reduced to drinking water out of the backed-up toilets by day seven. On day twelve, Andre Gates, ''Axes And Arcana'' developer, died when he choked to death on a twenty-sided die. ''Lycanthrope'' developer and Black Spiral kinfolk Evan Stump pulled out "an [[CannibalClan old family]] recipe." Ten days later, Evan had the building to himself.''[[note]] Sadly, he died three days later: one of Jason O'Kelly's numerous piercings slipped past Evan while he was preparing his "Developer Bisque" and Evan died when it punctured his esophagus.[[/note]]
-->-- Black Dog Studios' Last Game, ''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse: [[EndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Apocalypse]]''

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->Wartime survivors (customers who lived) always followed the Geneva Convention (acted very polite to each other), because anytime one of them violated it (was rude), they were summarily executed (shot at the instant they were rude), and shipped off in a body bag, assuming that much of the casualty of war (deceased ex-customer) was left; combatants didn't always have rations (bag lunches), so they often engaged in foraging for food ("Donner Parties,") a practice better left undescribed.
-->-- [[http://www.paul-robinson.us/index.php?blog=6&title=i_think_about_the_place_i_worked_before_ "I think... about the place I worked before... the 'job from hell'."]]

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->'''Webby:''' Hot dog costumes!\\
'''Huey:''' I'm sorry, what?\\
'''Webby:''' You know, in case we get lost at sea and one of us-- probably Louie-- goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on! Louie ''hates'' hot dogs, so he probably won't eat us.\\
'''Huey:''' Are you saying Louie would rather eat ''us'' than hot dogs?\\
'''Louie:''' I ''do'' hate hot dogs.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "[[Recap/DuckTales2017S1E4TheBeagleBirthdayMassacre The Beagle Birthday Massacre]]"

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->I liked Harris. He might have been better done, perhaps, but I am free to say that no man ever agreed with me better than Harris, or afforded me so large a degree of satisfaction.
-->-- '''Creator/MarkTwain''', "Cannibalism In The Cars"

->''"The number of incidents of the use of human flesh in cooking decreased this month to 56."''
-->-- '''NKVD (Police) Archive for the Leningrad District''', [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII June 1942 - ninth month of the 900-day Siege of Leningrad]][[note]] 1,913 cases from December 13 1941 to June 1942 of a total of 2015 for entire siege. 668 prison terms of 5-10 years and 586 executions meted out by June 1942, fate of remainder unknown. People arrested 64% female, 44% unemployed, 90% illiterate or in possession of only basic education, 15% 'rooted inhabitants' of Leningrad district, 2% with criminal record. Of 300 cases for March 1942, only 44 entailed murder ('person-eating') while remainder concerned only the consumption of the already-dead ('corpse-eating'). Source: NKVD Archives as quoted in Chapter 15 (Corpse-Eating and Person-Eating) of Anna Reid's ''Leningrad'' (London 2011) [[/note]]
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->For days we steamed north-west - not west - into the empty dark. Our supplies ran out, and still no sign of port. Hunger set in, and terror, [[OceanMadness and what I pray was madness]]. Ravening, desperate, raving, [[LotteryOfDoom we agreed to draw lots, with the loser giving up life and flesh so the others could go on]]. The first of us to draw the short straw was the captain. [[CainAndAbel The second was my brother]]. My dear, solemn, solid Richard. There were more after. Seven times we drew. Seven of our number went into the pot, and not a one of them quietly. Those of us who made it back to port swore never to speak of our crime, but one of us - someone with a keener conscience than mine - confessed. I fled the noose to zee again. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone I regret it all. I will do anything. Please.]]
-->--The Navigator's Confession, ''VideoGame/SunlessSea''
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->Winter really hit us in early December. The snow was over our heads, literally, mountains of it, thick and gray from the pollution. The camp got silent. [[SnowMeansDeath No more fights, no more shooting]]. By Christmas Day, there was plenty of food.

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->Winter really hit us in early December. The snow was over our heads, literally, mountains of it, thick and gray from the pollution. The camp got silent. [[SnowMeansDeath No more fights, no more shooting]]. By Christmas Day, there was plenty of food.
->''[She holds up a miniature femur. It has been scraped clean by a knife.]''
->They say eleven million people died that winter, and that's just in North America. That doesn't count the other places: Greenland, Iceland, Scandinavia. I don't want to think about Siberia, all those refugees from southern China, the ones from Japan who'd never been outside a city, and all those poor people from India. That was the first [[EndlessWinter Gray Winter]], when [[GaiasLament the filth in the sky started changing the weather]]. They say a part of that filth, I don't know how much, was ash from human remains.
-->--'''Jessica Hendricks,''' ''Literature/WorldWarZ''

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->''Hours became days. The snack machine ran out of food by day three. They were reduced to drinking water out of the backed-up toilets by day seven. On day twelve, Andre Gates, ''Axes And Arcana'' developer, died when he choked to death on a twenty-sided die. ''Lycanthrope'' developer and Black Spiral kinfolk Evan Stump pulled out "an old family recipe." Ten days later, Evan had the building to himself.''[[note]] Sadly, he died three days later: one of Jason O'Kelly's numerous piercings slipped past Evan while he was preparing his "Developer Bisque" and Evan died when it punctured his esophagus.[[/note]]

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->''Hours became days. The snack machine ran out of food by day three. They were reduced to drinking water out of the backed-up toilets by day seven. On day twelve, Andre Gates, ''Axes And Arcana'' developer, died when he choked to death on a twenty-sided die. ''Lycanthrope'' developer and Black Spiral kinfolk Evan Stump pulled out "an [[CannibalClan old family family]] recipe." Ten days later, Evan had the building to himself.''[[note]] Sadly, he died three days later: one of Jason O'Kelly's numerous piercings slipped past Evan while he was preparing his "Developer Bisque" and Evan died when it punctured his esophagus.[[/note]]


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->Day 14
->Somebody has been cutting meat off Shoji's body. I didn't see who it was and I don't want to know. I am so hungry right now - I can't blame them for being hungry too.
-->--"[[ApocalypticLog Torn Pages]]", ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''
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-->-- '''MarkTwain''', "Cannibalism In The Cars"

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-->-- '''MarkTwain''', '''Creator/MarkTwain''', "Cannibalism In The Cars"



-->-- '''Comdeus Canto''', survivor of the expedition from the ''Inferno’s Child'', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}: RogueTrader''

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-->-- '''Comdeus Canto''', survivor of the expedition from the ''Inferno’s Child'', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}: RogueTrader''
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-->-- BowserAndBlue, ''In Darkest Canada''

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->''Hours became days. The snack machine ran out of food by day three. They were reduced to drinking water out of the backed-up toilets by day seven. On day twelve, Andre Gates, ''Axes And Arcana'' developer, died when he choked to death on a twenty-sided die. ''Lycanthrope'' developer and Black Spiral kinfolk Evan Stump pulled out "an old family recipe." Ten days later, Evan had the building to himself.''[[note]] Sadly, he died three days later: one of Jason O'Kelly's numerous piercings slipped past Evan while he was preparing his "Developer Bisque" and Evan died when it punctured his esophagus.[[/note]]
-->--Black Dog Studios' Last Game, ''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse: [[EndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Apocalypse]]''
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->''I'll have a cut of Johnson's leg, please.''
-->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''
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->''"The number of incidents of the use of human flesh in cooking decreased this month to 56."''
-->-- '''NKVD (Police) Archive for the Leningrad District''', [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII June 1942 - ninth month of the 900-day Siege of Leningrad]][[note]] 1,913 cases from December 13 1941 to June 1942 of a total of 2015 for entire siege. 668 prison terms of 5-10 years and 586 executions meted out by June 1942, fate of remainder unknown. People arrested 64% female, 44% unemployed, 90% illiterate or in possession of only basic education, 15% 'rooted inhabitants' of Leningrad district, 2% with criminal record. Of 300 cases for March 1942, only 44 entailed murder ('person-eating') while remainder concerned only the consumption of the already-dead ('corpse-eating'). Source: NKVD Archives as quoted in Chapter 15 (Corpse-Eating and Person-Eating) of Anna Reid's ''Leningrad'' (London 2011) [[/note]]
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->'''Narrator:''' [[GrimUpNorth In the frozen land of Nador]], they were forced to eat [[IncessantChorus Robin's minstrels]]. {{And there was much rejoicing}}.

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->'''Narrator:''' [[GrimUpNorth In the frozen land of Nador]], they were forced to eat [[IncessantChorus Robin's minstrels]]. {{And there was much rejoicing}}.AndThereWasMuchRejoicing.
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-> ''Sitting around the campfire\\
Scraping the shit off your shoe\\
You're wondering what is for dinner\\
You've a horrible feeling it's you...''
-->-- BowserAndBlue, ''In Darkest Canada''
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-> The last vision [[PlayedForDrama was terrible]]. Zak saw the survivors, starved into madness, [[ImAHumanitarian turning on a corpse]]. He and Galt and the other Children could clearly see how horrified the parents were by their own acts. What they had done was a last, desperate attempt to save their children. It was the act of beings so hungry they had lost their minds. As the parents fed their starving children, they cried.
-> The Children had relished the thought of eating human flesh because they remembered it from their childhood. But this vision had shown them how desperate their parents had been, and [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone how horrible their final act really was]].
-->-- ''Literature/GalaxyOfFear'': The Hunger

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->Dear Sirs: As a Naval officer, I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism! It is now known that we have the problem relatively under control, and it is the RAF who now suffer the largest number of casualties in this area. What do you think the Argylles ate in Aden? Arabs?! Yours, etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick, in a white wine sauce, with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

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->Dear Sirs: As Sirs:
->As
a Naval officer, I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism! It is now known that we have the problem relatively under control, and it is the RAF who now suffer the largest number of casualties in this area. What do you think the Argylles ate in Aden? Arabs?! Yours, etc. Captain Arabs?!
->Yours, etc.
->Captain
B.J. Smethwick, in a white wine sauce, with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

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->In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. AndThereWasMuchRejoicing (Yay).
-->-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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->In ->'''Narrator:''' [[GrimUpNorth In the frozen land of Nador, Nador]], they were forced to eat [[IncessantChorus Robin's minstrels. AndThereWasMuchRejoicing (Yay).
minstrels]]. {{And there was much rejoicing}}.
->'''All:''' [[FlatJoy Yay.]]
-->-- Monty ''{{Monty Python and the Holy GrailGrail}}''
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-->-- ''MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', Royal Episode 13

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-->-- ''MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', Royal Episode 13



->Hunger unwound what little hope was left and moved us to what humanity would not once have contemplated.
-->-- '''Comdeus Canto''', survivor of the expedition from the ''Inferno’s Child'', ''{{Warhammer 40000}}: RogueTrader''

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->Hunger unwound what little hope was left and moved us to what humanity would not once have contemplated.
contemplated.
-->-- '''Comdeus Canto''', survivor of the expedition from the ''Inferno’s Child'', ''{{Warhammer ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}: RogueTrader''
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->In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. AndThereWasMuchRejoicing.
-->-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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->-- [[http://www.paul-robinson.us/index.php?blog=6&title=i_think_about_the_place_i_worked_before_ "I think... about the place I worked before... the 'job from hell'."]]

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->-- ''MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', Royal Episode 13

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->-- MarkTwain, "Cannibalism In The Cars"

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->-- MarkTwain, -->-- '''MarkTwain''', "Cannibalism In The Cars"
Cars"

->Hunger unwound what little hope was left and moved us to what humanity would not once have contemplated.
-->-- '''Comdeus Canto''', survivor of the expedition from the ''Inferno’s Child'', ''{{Warhammer 40000}}: RogueTrader''

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->I liked Harris. He might have been better done, perhaps, but I am free to say that no man ever agreed with me better than Harris, or afforded me so large a degree of satisfaction.
->-- MarkTwain, "Cannibalism In The Cars"

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