History Quotes / MisterMuffykins

-->-'''-A crook in commenting on the viciousness of their dog.''', ''WesternAnimation/PhantomBoy''

-->-- "Kill The Dog Next Door", Music/TheArrogantWorms

->''"I exchange laughter with a group of walkers as Snowy chases a similar-looking dog in mad circles and has to be dragged away... a blonde woman doing the same carries a dog in her arms like a baby. I almost hesitate to put all this down, as it seems too much of a stereotype, right down to the bug-eye [[Creator/KimKardashian Kardashian]] sunglasses. Her dog's legs are too stubby to walk across the stones; its billowing coat of white fluff too delicately coiffed to get plastered in wet sand. From his owner's arms, the dog looks across at Snowy, who's running free and wild, with the gaze of ComicBook/RichieRich peering out a darkened limousine window, slowly being driven past some laughing children who're running barefoot around a spraying fire hydrant, with a mixture of sneering [='=]''look at those simple bastards[='=]'' and a deep sadness that he'll never be able to get out and join them."''

->''"I exchange laughter with a group of walkers as Snowy chases a similar-looking dog in mad circles and has to be dragged away... a blonde woman doing the same carries a dog in her arms like a baby. I almost hesitate to put all this down, as it seems too much of a stereotype, right down to the bug-eye [[Creator/KimKardashian Kardashian]] sunglasses. Her dog's legs are too stubby to walk across the stones; its billowing coat of white fluff too delicately coiffed to get plastered in wet sand. From his owner's arms, the dog looks across at Snowy, who's running free and wild, with the gaze of ComicBook/RichieRich peering out a darkened limousine window, slowly being driven past some laughing children who're running barefoot around a spraying fire hydrant, with a mixture of sneering [='=]''look at those simple bastards''[='=] and a deep sadness that he'll never be able to get out and join them."''

->''"I exchange laughter with a group of walkers as Snowy chases a similar-looking dog in mad circles and has to be dragged away... a blonde woman doing the same carries a dog in her arms like a baby. I almost hesitate to put all this down, as it seems too much of a stereotype, right down to the bug-eye [[KimKardashian Kardashian]] sunglasses. Her dog's legs are too stubby to walk across the stones; its billowing coat of white fluff too delicately coiffed to get plastered in wet sand. From his owner's arms, the dog looks across at Snowy, who's running free and wild, with the gaze of ComicBook/RichieRich peering out a darkened limousine window, slowly being driven past some laughing children who're running barefoot around a spraying fire hydrant, with a mixture of sneering [='=]''look at those simple bastards''[='=] and a deep sadness that he'll never be able to get out and join them."''

->''I'm gonna kill the dog next door''
->''Ain't gonna bark anymore''
->''Cause this is Judgment Day''
->''And the little runt has got to pay''
->''No more turds on my lawn''
->''That stupid mutt will soon be gone''
->''Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog!''

->''"I exchange laughter with a group of walkers as Snowy chases a similar looking dog in mad circles and has to be dragged away...a blonde woman doing the same carries a dog in her arms like a baby. I almost hesitate to put all this down, as it seems too much of a stereotype, right down to the bug-eye [[KimKardashian Kardashian]] sunglasses. Her dog’s legs are too stubby to walk across the stones; its billowing coat of white fluff too delicately coiffed to get plastered in wet sand. From his owner’s arms, the dog looks across at Snowy, who’s running free and wild, with the gaze of RichieRich peering out a darkened limousine window, slowly being driven past some laughing children who’re running barefoot around a spraying fire hydrant, with a mixture of sneering [='=]''look at those simple bastards''[='=] and a deep sadness that he’ll never be able to get out and join them."''
-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/ Stuart Millard]]'''

''"If God had intended for dogs to be fashion accessories, they would have been made with handles."''

- "Kill The Dog Next Door", Music/TheArrogantWorms