History Quotes / LadyGaGa

-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2014/03/pop-between-realities-home-in-time-for.html Phil Sandifer]]'''

->''"Depending on who you ask, the radical shift in style was the result of either a legitimate expression of creativity from a talented young artist (according to her camp), a marketing meeting (according to the'' New York Post'') or an illicit tryst between {{Music/Madonna}} and [[DavidBowie Ziggy Stardust]] 26 years ago that's finally paying dividends (according to us, just now)."''

-->--'''NinaHagen'''

->''"Depending on who you ask, the radical shift in style was the result of either a legitimate expression of creativity from a talented young artist (according to her camp), a marketing meeting (according to the'' New York Post'') or an illicit tryst between {{Madonna}} and [[DavidBowie Ziggy Stardust]] 26 years ago that's finally paying dividends (according to us, just now)."''

->''“Did you study me hard enough?\\
You’re never gonna be\\
[[PretenderDiss You’re just a wannabe me]]"''
-->--'''{{Music/Madonna}}''', "Two Steps Behind Me"

-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2013/12/06/i-think-she-just-answered-my-question-about-how-well-artpop-is-doing/= DListed]]''''' (parodying Martin Niemöller) on Music/LadyGaga

->''"Talk about the pot of plagiarism calling the copycat kettle black...Lady Gaag didn’t invent [[KaleidoscopeHair dying your hair snot green]] and she sure as hell didn’t invent riding human-operated mechanical animals (''WarHorse'' would like you to have several seats) but Music/KatyPerry might have ripped off Gaag’s paint barfing thing. I know, I cannot believe for a second [[HypocriticalHeartwarming I’m defending this tacky chump]], but here we are. My apologies to everyone in Hell who had to throw on a winter coat."''
-->--'''''[=DListed=]''''', [[http://dlisted.com/2014/05/10/lady-gaga-thinks-katy-perry-is-ripping-her-off/ "Lady Gaga Thinks Katy Perry Is Ripping Her Off"]]

->''"Lady Gaga is a pop prostitute, a satanic bitch with [[TheIlluminati her fascist and demonic secret signs!]]"''
-->--'''NinaHagen'''

->''"Even when it wasn’t appropriate, when times weren’t right, she’d just burst out singing."''
-->-- Grade-school friends

-->~ '''Lady Gaga''', recounting what she felt was the best advice she ever received

-->~ '''Lady Gaga'''

--->~ '''Lady Gaga'''

-->~ '''Lady Gaga'''

->''"[[TheTysonZone SHE IS A DEMON FROM HELL!]]"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows'''

->''"Fans who say she's going to be around forever are crazy. Her schtick isn't going to last ten years. Hell, another five years would be pushing it. She can't last because her gimmick is surprise. And eventually, she's not going to be able to surprise us because our collective reaction won't be 'What will she do next?" but "Oh... her again.'"''
-->--'''[[DaveMatthewsBand Dave Matthews]]'''

->''"“Bad Romance” is not her first music video, but it is the first one of her videos to foreground one of the basic problems that faced Stefani Germanotta in becoming a pop star, which is that her facial falls significantly outside the narrow band of [[HollywoodHomely what is considered normatively and conventionally attractive]]. In much of her earlier videos and work in general this fact is carefully elided, either [UncannyValleyMakeup through substantial uses of makeup]] or by the use of masks of various sorts (including [[IconicItem her signature oversized glasses]])...The resulting aesthetic is not merely pop spectacle, but pop monstrosity, in the classical sense of monstrousness as something meant to be gazed at and looked upon."''

->"Even when it wasn’t appropriate, when times weren’t right, she’d just burst out singing."

->"[[TheTysonZone SHE IS A DEMON FROM HELL!]]"

->I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display\\

It doesn't mean I'm crazy -- I perform this way

->''Depending on who you ask, the radical shift in style was the result of either a legitimate expression of creativity from a talented young artist (according to her camp), a marketing meeting (according to the'' New York Post'') or an illicit tryst between {{Madonna}} and [[DavidBowie Ziggy Stardust]] 26 years ago that's finally paying dividends (according to us, just now).''

->[[{{Koan}} If you don't have any shadows, you're not standing in the light]].
-->~ '''Lady Gaga''', recounting what she felt was the best advice she ever received

->My whole life is a performance piece, so I don’t need to have my picture taken to feel like I'm in a moment of art.
-->~ '''Lady Gaga'''

->I feel if my career ever doesn't work out, [[ImGoingToDisneyWorld I can become a princess at Disney.]]
--->~ '''Lady Gaga'''

->My fans make me brave, and then I make ''them'' brave.
-->~ '''Lady Gaga'''

->''Fans who say she's going to be around forever are crazy. Her schtick isn't going to last ten years. Hell, another five years would be pushing it. She can't last because her gimmick is surprise. And eventually, she's not going to be able to surprise us because our collective reaction won't be "What will she do next?" but "Oh... her again."''
-->--'''[[DaveMatthewsBand Dave Matthews]]'''

->"SHE IS A DEMON FROM HELL!"

->"''I honestly have no idea who Lady Gaga is. Some kind of fancy baby, I assume.''"
-->-- '''[[Website/{{Cracked}} Michael Swaim]]'''

->"''SHE IS A DEMON FROM HELL!''"

->I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display
->Well, they can bite me, baby -- I perform this way
->I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or may be covered with bees
->It doesn't mean I'm crazy -- I perform this way

->I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees

->Well, [[TakeThatCritics they can bite me]], baby -- I perform this way

->Well, they can bite me, baby -- I perform this way

-->-- '''[[{{Cracked}} Michael Swaim]]'''

-->-- '''ToddInTheShadows'''

-->-- '''[[Music/WeirdAlYankovic "Weird Al" Yankovic]],''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss_BmTGv43M "Perform This Way"]]

-->--'''TheNostalgiaChick'''

->I feel if my career ever doesn't work out, I can become a princess at Disney.

-->'''TheNostalgiaChick'''

->"Pretending you can't sing... smart girl."

->If you don't have any shadows, you're not standing in the light.

-->-- '''WeirdAlYankovic,''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss_BmTGv43M "Perform This Way"]]

-->'''NostalgiaChick'''