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->''"Giorno... I was reborn. When I met you back home in Naples, when I betrayed the organization... My soul had been fated to slowly die, but it was reborn, thanks to you. This is what true happiness is. This is how it should be. Don't worry about it. Please give everyone my regards.''"

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->''"Giorno... Actually, I was reborn. When I met you back home in Naples, when I betrayed the organization... My soul had been fated to slowly die, but it was reborn, thanks to you. This is what true happiness is. This is how it should be. Don't worry about it. Please give everyone my regards.''"



->'''Giorno:''' You're right. I kept talking because I need to buy some time...for the bullet that went through your head earlier to return to your wound. The piece that remained in your head lured the bullet and returned as a stag beetle. I gave it Gold Experience's life force as I aimed for the propellers...so that I can finish you off, no matter if you are dead or alive.\\

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->'''Giorno:''' You're That's right. I kept talking because I need wanted to buy some time...for time. The time I needed to make the bullet that went through your head earlier to evolve and return to your wound. The piece that remained in your head lured the bullet and returned as a stag beetle. When I gave it aimed for the propellers, I imbued with Gold Experience's life force as I aimed for the propellers...force, so that I can could finish you off, no matter if for good, whether you are were dead or alive.\\



'''Giorno:''' "[[ILied Know your place. Did you really think you'd be that lucky... for a human being like you?]]"\\
'''Cioccolata:''' W-Why you little motherfucker!

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'''Giorno:''' "[[ILied Know your place. Did you really think you'd be that lucky... for lucky? For a human being piece of shit like you?]]"\\
'''Cioccolata:''' W-Why you little motherfucker!Y-You're so mean!



'''Mista''': OW! O-OW! Be more gentle! Be more gentle, damn it, Giorno!\\
'''Giorno''': I told you, I can't. You're a gangster, for crying out loud. Please quit fussing. There are about 18 more wounds, so you'll have to remove some of your clothes for me to plug the rest.\\

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'''Mista''': OW! OUCH! O-OW! Be more gentle! Be more gentle, damn it, Giorno!\\
'''Giorno''': I told you, I can't. You're a gangster, for crying out loud. Please so please quit fussing. There are about 18 more wounds, so you'll have to remove some of your clothes for me to plug the rest.\\



'''Narancia''': Oh, there they are! Hey, Mista! Gio--\\
'''Mista''': (in a ''very'' awkward positioning with Giorno) Be gentler! Be gentler, damn it! Don't take off my clothes! I'll feel it more! Aaahhh...!\\

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'''Narancia''': Oh, Ah, there they are! Hey, Mista! Gio--\\
'''Mista''': (in a ''very'' awkward positioning with Giorno) Be gentler! Be gentler, damn it! Don't take off my clothes! I'll feel it more! Aaahhh...Aaahhhaaaah...!\\



'''Mista''': Giorno, no! Don't! N-no more! I-I can't! Be gentler, damn iiiiittt!!!!

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'''Mista''': Giorno, no! Ah, Giorno! Don't! N-no more! I-I can't! Be gentler, damn iiiiittt!!!!BE GENTLER, DAMMIIIIIITTT!!!!

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->'''Giorno''': Since I'm not exactly healing you, your pain will remain. Please don't complain to me later.\\
'''Mista''': OW! O-OW! Be more gentle! Be more gentle, damn it, Giorno!\\
'''Giorno''': I told you, I can't. You're a gangster, for crying out loud. Please quit fussing. There are about 18 more wounds, so you'll have to remove some of your clothes for me to plug the rest.\\
(...)\\
'''Mista''': AAH! GIORNO!!\\
'''Narancia''': Oh, there they are! Hey, Mista! Gio--\\
'''Mista''': (in a ''very'' awkward positioning with Giorno) Be gentler! Be gentler, damn it! Don't take off my clothes! I'll feel it more! Aaahhh...!\\
'''Narancia''': (GASP!) (cue making a BigOMG face like [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Joseph Joestar]] (manga) or DramaticThunder (anime))\\
'''Bucciarati''': Well, Narancia? Did you find those two?\\
'''Narancia''': Huh!? W-well, u-um... No! Huh!? Suddenly there's something in my eyes!? (covering his eyes) I can't see! I can't see them clearly!!\\
'''Mista''': Giorno, no! Don't! N-no more! I-I can't! Be gentler, damn iiiiittt!!!!
-->-- [[https://youtu.be/tsTY1wHUTPk?t=25 The 'succ' scene]] (Giorno trying to heal Mista's wounds and ending up making extreme DoubleEntendre)


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->'''Gold Experience Requiem''': This is...Requiem. It's true that you are seeing the truth. And it's true that you're seeing every move of your abilities. But, you'll never arrive at the truth that will happen. None who stand against me shall make it there, no matter what ability they possess. This is...Gold Experience Requiem. Even this power is unknown to my controller, Giorno Giovanna.\\
'''Diavolo''': Giorno Giovanna, I won't grant you the time to atone for your own death! (''[[DidIjustsaythatoutloud What did I just say?]] I...haven't moved an inch since the beginning! My premonition...is the truth that's going to happen! My invincible King Crimson should head towards victory!'')\\

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->'''Gold Experience Requiem''': This is...This... is... Requiem. It's true that you are seeing the truth. And it's true that What you're seeing every move of is indeed the truth. You are seeing the movements created by your abilities. But, you'll But... you will never arrive at the truth that will that's going to happen. None who stand against before me shall make it ever get there, no matter what ability they possess.regardless of their abilities. This is... the power of Gold Experience Requiem. Even this power This is unknown even to my controller, Giorno Giovanna.Giovanna, who controls me.\\
'''Diavolo''': Giorno Giovanna, I II won't grant ever give you the time chance to atone for regret your own death! (''[[DidIjustsaythatoutloud What did am I just say?]] saying?]] I...haven't moved an inch since the beginning! My premonition...is I-I... haven't move at all from the start! Th-This premonition that I had... It's the truth that's going to happen! My invincible King Crimson Cromson should head towards be heading toward victory!'')\\



->'''Drugged killer''': You thief! I-I won't...let you grab my precious c-coat! That ain't gonna happen! Hey bastard, wanna fight? You wanna fight me? Don't fuck with me! I'll be your opponent! Come at me, dickhead!\\

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->'''Drugged ->->'''Drugged killer''': You thief! jackass! I-I won't...not... g-g-gonna let you grab snatch my precious c-coat! That ain't gonna happen! Hey bastard, It's not happening! Hehehehehe! What? You wanna fight? You wanna fight me? Hehe, hahahahahahah! Well, do ya!? Don't fuck with me! Hehehehe! I'll be your opponent! take you on anytime! Eh, hehehe! Come at me, ya dickhead!\\



'''Drugged killer''': Come on! Bring it on!\\
'''Diavolo''': [[ThisCannotBe T-This...c-cannot be!]] Could this be...\\
'''Drugged killer''': You ain't never gonna take my coat!\\

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'''Drugged killer''': Come on! Bring it on!\\
Come at me!\\
'''Diavolo''': [[ThisCannotBe T-This...c-cannot be!]] I-Impossible!]] Could this be...\\
'''Drugged killer''': You ain't You're never gonna take get my coat!\\



'''Drugged killer''': You ain't never gonna it...You ain't never gonna it...\\
'''Diavolo''': No...not here...I AM...DIAVOLO...! Not...by him! I-I'm fading! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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'''Drugged killer''': You ain't never gonna it...getting it... You ain't never gonna it...\\
'''Diavolo''': No...not here...I AM...DIAVOLO...! Not...by I-I can't... Not here... I-I'm Diavolo! Not... at the hand of guy like him! I-I'm fading! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


-->''"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."''
-->-- Revealing his identity to Shigechi [[spoiler: with the knowledge that he will not be around long enough to tell anyone]]




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!!Funny Valentine
--> ''"Suppose that you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals."''
-->-- Explaining his outlook towards society


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->''I'm a proud servant of the German Army! I am prepared to do my duty! I would proudly give a few legs for the sake of the Fatherland! Do it now, Joestar!''
-->--To Joseph, showcasing a ''positive'' PatrioticFervor to get his leg cut off and defeat Santana.

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-> ''"Don't you understand? You lost to 'fate'! Walking the path of 'justice' is true 'fate'!"''
-->-- To [[spoiler:Pucci]] during the final showdown


!!Gyro Zeppeli




-> '''Ringo Roadagain:''' ''Welcome..To the True Man’s World.''

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\n-> '''Ringo Roadagain:''' ''Welcome..-->-- To the True Man’s World.''
Hot Pants






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\n-->-- About Lucy Steel

!!Ringo Roadagain
-> '''Ringo Roadagain:''' ''Welcome..To the True Man’s World.''
-->-- After [[spoiler:Gyro beats him]]


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!!Emporio Alniño
-> ''"Emporio. My name... My name is Emporio."''
-->-- [[spoiler:To Irene after the universe resets]]

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!!Narciso Anasui
-> ''"Look at this, Weather. What a crappy guidebook! None of the characters are on it! I want to see the Disney characters goddammit! Where the fuck is Mickey?"''
-->-- In the Bohemian Rhapsody arc

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-->''"Polnareff, that's not what you say here. When taking revenge, you shouldn't say, "Why, you..." You say this. My name is Noriaki Kakyoin. To avenge my friend, [[spoiler:Avdol,]] and so that the soul of my friend Polnareff's sister may rest in peace, I will have you pay with your life."''
-->--Kakyoin to [[spoiler:J. Geil]]


->'''Diavolo''': ''Is this? Why...am I sleeping on a bed? I feel into the river, and then, I got into the sewer and...\\

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->'''Diavolo''': ''Is Is this? Why...am I sleeping on a bed? I feel into the river, and then, I got into the sewer and...\\


'''Diavolo''': It was AllJustADream? Was I dreaming? But...it's happening again.\\

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'''Diavolo''': ->'''Diavolo''': It was AllJustADream? Was I dreaming? But...it's happening again.\\


''(the traffic light goes green as Diavolo watches the cars pass on the street)''
'''Diavolo''': What time is it? Where am I? I was in the Tiber in Rome... And that feeling...the unimaginable pain I experience in the autopsy room...It was too real to be a dream!
'''Old man''': Excuse me. You, sir. Are you okay? Why are you hunched over like that? Not feeling well?
''(the old man's pet dog starts barking at Diavolo)''
'''Old man''': Hey, stop it!
''(Diavolo tries to get away from the dog, but trips at the edge of a pavement as an oncoming car arrives)''
'''Diavolo''': What the fuck is this? Something's not right! Not this boring way! Could this mean that this is...
''(Diavolo lands on the tarmac as the car gets closer)''
'''Diavolo''': G-GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM'S--

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''(the traffic light goes green as Diavolo watches the cars pass on the street)''
street)''\\
'''Diavolo''': What time is it? Where am I? I was in the Tiber in Rome... And that feeling...the unimaginable pain I experience in the autopsy room...It was too real to be a dream!
dream!\\
'''Old man''': Excuse me. You, sir. Are you okay? Why are you hunched over like that? Not feeling well?
well?\\
''(the old man's pet dog starts barking at Diavolo)''
Diavolo)''\\
'''Old man''': Hey, stop it!
it!\\
''(Diavolo tries to get away from the dog, but trips at the edge of a pavement as an oncoming car arrives)''
arrives)''\\
'''Diavolo''': What the fuck is this? Something's not right! Not this boring way! Could this mean that this is...
is...\\
''(Diavolo lands on the tarmac as the car gets closer)''
closer)''\\
'''Diavolo''': G-GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM'S--REQUIEM'S--\\


'''Diavolo''': No...not here...I AM...DIAVOLO...! Not...by him! I-I'm fading!\\

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'''Diavolo''': No...not here...I AM...DIAVOLO...! Not...by him! I-I'm fading!\\fading! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


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'''Diavolo''': It was AllJustADream? Was I dreaming? But...it's happening again.\\
''(the traffic light goes green as Diavolo watches the cars pass on the street)''
'''Diavolo''': What time is it? Where am I? I was in the Tiber in Rome... And that feeling...the unimaginable pain I experience in the autopsy room...It was too real to be a dream!
'''Old man''': Excuse me. You, sir. Are you okay? Why are you hunched over like that? Not feeling well?
''(the old man's pet dog starts barking at Diavolo)''
'''Old man''': Hey, stop it!
''(Diavolo tries to get away from the dog, but trips at the edge of a pavement as an oncoming car arrives)''
'''Diavolo''': What the fuck is this? Something's not right! Not this boring way! Could this mean that this is...
''(Diavolo lands on the tarmac as the car gets closer)''
'''Diavolo''': G-GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM'S--
''(the oncoming traffic car crashes onto Diavolo)''
-->-- The third of Diavolo's infinite deaths


->Drugged killer: You thief! I-I won't...let you grab my precious c-coat! That ain't gonna happen! Hey bastard, wanna fight? You wanna fight me? Don't fuck with me! I'll be your opponent! Come at me, dickhead!\\
Diavolo: ''(sees his hand pouring blood)'' W-what...the!?\\
Drugged killer: Come on! Bring it on!\\
Diavolo: [[ThisCannotBe T-This...c-cannot be!]] Could this be...\\
Drugged killer: You ain't never gonna take my coat!\\
Diavolo: I-I cant stand up! ''(coughs up blood)'' S-somebody...\\
Drugged killer: You ain't never gonna it...You ain't never gonna it...\\
Diavolo: No...not here...I AM...DIAVOLO...! Not...by him! I-I'm fading!\\

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->Drugged killer: ->'''Drugged killer''': You thief! I-I won't...let you grab my precious c-coat! That ain't gonna happen! Hey bastard, wanna fight? You wanna fight me? Don't fuck with me! I'll be your opponent! Come at me, dickhead!\\
Diavolo: '''Diavolo''': ''(sees his hand pouring blood)'' W-what...the!?\\
Drugged killer: '''Drugged killer''': Come on! Bring it on!\\
Diavolo: '''Diavolo''': [[ThisCannotBe T-This...c-cannot be!]] Could this be...\\
Drugged killer: '''Drugged killer''': You ain't never gonna take my coat!\\
Diavolo: '''Diavolo''': I-I cant stand up! ''(coughs up blood)'' S-somebody...\\
Drugged killer: '''Drugged killer''': You ain't never gonna it...You ain't never gonna it...\\
Diavolo: '''Diavolo''': No...not here...I AM...DIAVOLO...! Not...by him! I-I'm fading!\\



->Diavolo: ''Is this? Why...am I sleeping on a bed? I feel into the river, and then, I got into the sewer and...\\
Doctor: Uh...today is the 25th. 11:20 a.m. File Number 68. I, Dr. Monica Ultello, shall handle this. We have an adult male, age between 30-40. Identity unknown. Judging from his skin, it's been 48 to 54 hours since his death. We will now commence autopsy to determine the cause of his death.\\
Diavolo: Hey, woman. What are you talking about?\\
Monica: Although his body was found near the river, he had barely any water in him, so he couldn't have drowned. (Diavolo: What is this place? And why am I here? Hey, woman!)\\

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->Diavolo: ->'''Diavolo''': ''Is this? Why...am I sleeping on a bed? I feel into the river, and then, I got into the sewer and...\\
Doctor: '''Doctor''': Uh...today is the 25th. 11:20 a.m. File Number 68. I, Dr. Monica Ultello, shall handle this. We have an adult male, age between 30-40. Identity unknown. Judging from his skin, it's been 48 to 54 hours since his death. We will now commence autopsy to determine the cause of his death.\\
Diavolo: '''Diavolo''': Hey, woman. What are you talking about?\\
Monica: '''Monica''': Although his body was found near the river, he had barely any water in him, so he couldn't have drowned. (Diavolo: ('''Diavolo''': What is this place? And why am I here? Hey, woman!)\\



Diavolo: I...can't move...my fingers...my body...What the hell is this? Hey, woman! Are you listening? Who are you? What are you doing?\\

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Diavolo: '''Diavolo''': I...can't move...my fingers...my body...What the hell is this? Hey, woman! Are you listening? Who are you? What are you doing?\\



Diavolo: GAH! Why...won't my body move? And this pain...OW! IT HURTS!\\
Monica: The cause of his death is a stab wound reaching his liver. There are no marks indicating hesitation, so we can rule out suicide. Next, I'll dissect his abdomen and check inside. Just in case. His liver is very healthy, and has a nice color too.\\
''(Dr. Monica Ultello grabs a bone cutter and dissects Diavolo's abs)''\\
Diavolo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Diavolo: GAH! '''Diavolo''': GAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Why...won't my body move? And this pain...OW! IT HURTS!\\
Monica: '''Monica''': The cause of his death is a stab wound reaching his liver. There are no marks indicating hesitation, so we can rule out suicide. Next, I'll dissect his abdomen and check inside. Just in case. His liver is very healthy, and has a nice color too.\\
''(Dr. Monica Ultello grabs a bone cutter and dissects starts dissecting Diavolo's abs)''\\
Diavolo: '''Diavolo''': AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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