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->'''Catelyn Stark:''' I won't let him take you.\\
'''Ned Stark:''' The King takes what he wants. That's why he's king.\\
'''Catelyn:''' I'll say, "Listen, Fat Man - you are not taking my husband anywhere. He belongs to me now."\\
'''Ned:''' How did he get so ''fat''?\\
'''Catelyn:''' He only stops eating when it's time for a drink.
-->-- ''Series/GameOfThrones'', "[[Recap/GameOfThronesS1E1WinterIsComing Winter is Coming]]"
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-->-- '''Flavor text of the Skarl's Banquet card''', ''{{Website/Neopets}}''

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-->-- '''Flavor text of the Skarl's Banquet card''', card "Skarl's Banquet"''', ''{{Website/Neopets}}''
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->''You fools! I asked for that twenty minutes ago! How am I supposed to rule this kingdom on an empty stomach?''
-->-- '''King Skarl''', ''{{Website/Neopets}}''

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->''You fools! I asked for ->''The guests simply couldn't believe that twenty minutes ago! How am I supposed to rule this kingdom King Skarl was on an empty stomach?''
his fifth serving and still going strong!''
-->-- '''King Skarl''', '''Flavor text of the Skarl's Banquet card''', ''{{Website/Neopets}}''
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->''You fools! I asked for that twenty minutes ago! How am I supposed to rule this kingdom on an empty stomach?''
-->-- '''King Skarl''', ''{{Website/Neopets}}''
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->And how often did he get a chance to put his royal person at risk? [[BenevolentMageRuler When was the last time he even cast a spell]]? His life wasn't exactly fraught with peril. [[TheHedonist They lay around on cushions all day and ate and drank their heads off all night]]. Lately, whenever he sat down, some unfamiliar action had been happening between his abdomen and his belt buckle. He must have gained fifteen pounds since he took the throne. No wonder kings looked so fat in pictures. One minute you're Prince Valiant, the next you're Henry VIII.
-->--''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician King]]''

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Decided to change to this because the original quote doesn't really describe a fat king, just a fat person


->''When I walk, servants quake as the floorboards will shake\\
And they've reinforced all of the seats\\
And the shirt that you see is so tiny on me\\
Yet it's made from seventeen sheets\\
The horse that I own just grumbled and groaned\\
He could smell all the meals of the best\\
And because of my weight, we fitted a plate\\
Some scaffolding under his chest!''
-->-- '''The King,''' ''VideoGame/OnlyTheBraveCanRescueTheKidnappedPrincess'', "I Love My Food"

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->''When I walk, servants quake as ->''Of course, food has always been the floorboards will shake\\
And they've reinforced all of the seats\\
And the shirt that you see is so tiny on me\\
Yet it's made from seventeen sheets\\
The horse that I own just grumbled and groaned\\
He could smell all the meals of the best\\
And because of my weight, we fitted a plate\\
Some scaffolding under his chest!''
King's strongest point.''
-->-- '''The King,''' ''VideoGame/OnlyTheBraveCanRescueTheKidnappedPrincess'', "I Love My Food"
'''Muggins,''' ''VideoGame/OnlyTheBraveCanRescueTheKidnappedPrincess''
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->''When I walk, servants quake as the floorboards will shake\\
And they've reinforced all of the seats\\
And the shirt that you see is so tiny on me\\
Yet it's made from seventeen sheets\\
The horse that I own just grumbled and groaned\\
He could smell all the meals of the best\\
And because of my weight, we fitted a plate\\
Some scaffolding under his chest!''
-->-- '''The King,''' ''VideoGame/OnlyTheBraveCanRescueTheKidnappedPrincess'', "I Love My Food"
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->''I weep for that seat, which dies a little each day so that other chairs may live.''
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', on the Empress of Blood's throne

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->''I weep for ->'''Don Fernando de Guzman:''' Our country is already six times larger than Spain, and every day we drift makes it bigger!\\
'''Don Lope de Aguirre:''' Have you seen any solid ground
that seat, which dies a little each day so that other chairs may live.''
would support your weight?
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', on the Empress of Blood's throne
''Film/AguirreTheWrathOfGod''
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->''I weep for that seat, which dies a little each day so that other chairs may live.''
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', on the Empress of Blood's throne
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->''Due to the fact that Odegan has been basically peaceful during his reign, he has grown obese and complacent. Despite being horizontally challenged, he is dearly loved by his subjects.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/ShiningWisdom'' manual, describing King Ulrich

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