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** Tamatoa ends his VillainSong with an impressive NightmareFace, complete with his ''eyes'' somehow flashing multiple colors, similar to [[Disney/TheJungleBook Kaa's]].


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** When he thinks he'll get his hands on the Heart of Te Fiti, Tamatoa excitedly exclaims "The power of creation, for a crustacean!" One shudders to think of what someone like [[CardCarryingVillain Tamatoa]] would do with such power...
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* Tamatoa is a giant, [[Narcissist narcissistic]] crab who was largely a comical villain, but still managed to be absolutely terrifying. Case in point, in the movie, he delivers a CurbStompBattle to Maui while singing a David Bowie-inspired musical number. It sounds hilarious but it's actually a genuinely chilling and disturbing moment.

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* Tamatoa is a giant, [[Narcissist narcissistic]] narcissistic crab who was largely a comical villain, but still managed to be absolutely terrifying. Case in point, in the movie, he delivers a CurbStompBattle to Maui while singing a David Bowie-inspired musical number. It sounds hilarious but it's actually a genuinely chilling and disturbing moment.
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* Tamatoa is a giant, narcissistic crab who was largely a comical villain, but still managed to be absolutely terrifying. Case in point, in the movie, he delivers a CurbStompBattle to Maui while singing a David Bowie-inspired musical number. It sounds hilarious but it's actually a genuinely chilling and disturbing moment.

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* Tamatoa is a giant, narcissistic [[Narcissist narcissistic]] crab who was largely a comical villain, but still managed to be absolutely terrifying. Case in point, in the movie, he delivers a CurbStompBattle to Maui while singing a David Bowie-inspired musical number. It sounds hilarious but it's actually a genuinely chilling and disturbing moment.
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** The fact that they [[BadassAdorable look cute]] at first, which Moana sort of lampshades, just makes them even creepier. You might be expecting them to be goofier, but then they're shooting tranquilizers all over the place, and they come ''very'' close to actually stealing the heart from Moana and Maui.



* How about the nightmare Moana has when she falls asleep on the boat? At first it seems like she's managed to steer them back to her home of Motanui... And the black plague that was threatening when she left is now engulfing the entire island, as her parents desperately run toward her on the beach, only to be swallowed and consumed along with all other life on the island. It's not until she wakes up, understandably panicked, that both she and the audience finally realize it wasn't real. [[DreamingOfThingsToCome But if the Heart is not restored soon...]]

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* How about the nightmare Moana has when she falls asleep on the boat? At first it seems like she's managed to steer them back to her home of Motanui... And the black plague that was threatening when she left is now engulfing the entire island, as her parents desperately run toward her on the beach, only to be swallowed and consumed along with all other life on the island. It's not until she wakes up, understandably panicked, that both she and the audience finally realize it wasn't real. [[DreamingOfThingsToCome But if the Heart is not restored soon...]]]]
** Even better when you remember that, with the amount of time that the heart's been gone, and as implied by Gramma Tala's narration at the beginning, this has ''actually happened'' to probably ''[[FridgeHorror hundreds]]'' [[FridgeHorror of other islands]]. And even if the land actually gets restored at the end, those islands' inhabitants wouldn't have been so lucky...
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*** That might make it ''[[UpToEleven even worse]]'', actually. Flash was mostly [[CrowningMomentOfFunny one big funny moment]], and that thing is... ''[[EldritchAbomination not]]''. The contrast between the two can make for some jarring FridgeHorror.

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* [[RealityEnsues Moana's first attempt at sailing does not go well]]. After a wave capsizes her boat, she ends up getting her foot trapped in a reef and ''almost drowns.''
** To elaborate: She gets her foot caught after a massive wave totals her boat and sends her under in a merciless fashion. Her unprotected body is pounded against the coral reef by the undertow, and had this film not been made by Disney, we likely would've seen quite a bit of blood from her being torn up by the reef.

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* [[RealityEnsues Moana's first attempt at sailing does not go well]]. After a wave capsizes her boat, she ends up getting her foot trapped in a reef and ''almost drowns.''
** To elaborate: She gets her foot caught after a massive wave totals her boat and sends her under in a merciless fashion.
'' Her unprotected body is pounded against the coral reef by the undertow, and had this film not scene been made by Disney, portrayed realistically, we likely would've should have seen quite a bit of blood from her being torn up by the reef. razor sharp coral.

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* The Kakamora may be little coconut... people... things... but they're also vicious pirates who attack without mercy and have strategies for corralling boats to their doom. There's also hundreds of them.
** To be more specific, the Kakamora ''themselves'' are not scary at all no matter how hard they try to be, but the ''barge'' they sail on that can split into separate parts, surround boats and ''crush'' them - ''that'' makes the Kakamora a force to be reckoned with.

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* The Kakamora may be little coconut... people... things... but they're also vicious pirates who attack without mercy and have strategies for corralling boats to their doom. There's also hundreds of them.
** To be more specific, the Kakamora ''themselves'' are not scary at all no matter how hard they try to be, but the ''barge'' they sail on that
Their main ship can split into separate parts, surround boats their victim's boat and ''crush'' them - ''that'' which makes the Kakamora a force to be reckoned with.

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* Te Ka, the monstrous lava demon [[spoiler:who is really Te Fiti in an angered form after having her heart stolen.]]

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* Te Ka, the monstrous lava demon [[spoiler:who is really Te Fiti in an angered form after having her heart stolen.]]]], has this written all over her.
** The end of "Know Who You Are", everything slows down, and we see her crawling like a clawed snake towards Moana, mouth open in a howl of rage, and Moana just ''stands there'', holding up the heart to lure Te Ka closer. It's like something out of a horror movie. We know why Moana does what she does, but god, if you don't still want to scream at her to run.
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[[caption-width-right:350:A mortal has no business in a monster cave...]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:A mortal has no business in a monster cave...the Realm of Monsters...]]
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** One big one is Moana seeing some ''thing'' moving off the side. We don't see much but whatever it is [[{{Kaiju}} is gigantic...]] And do tell, [[Franchise/Godzilla what does this]] ''[[Franchise/Godzilla thing]]'' [[Franchise/Godzilla resemble]]?

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** One big one is Moana seeing some ''thing'' moving off the side. We don't see much but whatever it is [[{{Kaiju}} is gigantic...]] And do tell, [[Franchise/Godzilla [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} what does this]] ''[[Franchise/Godzilla ''[[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} thing]]'' [[Franchise/Godzilla [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} resemble]]?
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** One big one is Moana seeing some ''thing'' moving off the side. We don't see much but whatever it is [[{{Kaiju}} is gigantic...]] And do tell, what does this ''thing'' resemble?

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** One big one is Moana seeing some ''thing'' moving off the side. We don't see much but whatever it is [[{{Kaiju}} is gigantic...]] And do tell, [[Franchise/Godzilla what does this ''thing'' resemble? this]] ''[[Franchise/Godzilla thing]]'' [[Franchise/Godzilla resemble]]?
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** To be more specific, the Kakamora ''themselves'' are not scary at all no matter how hard they try to be, but the ''barge'' they sail on that can split into separate parts, surround boats and ''crush'' them - ''that'' makes the Kakamora a force to be reckoned with.
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*** Becomes NightmareRetardant when you learn that it's actually a recycled character prop of [[{{Disney/Zootopia}} Flash Slothmore]].
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** Near the beginning of his song, his gestures while holding Moana, such as jabbing his claw into her chest and barely crushing her or pulling her arms as if he were on the brink of tearing her apart, make it clear he could destroy her very easily if he wanted to. In fact, with his size and strength compared to hers, it would probably be easier to ''accidentally kill her'' than it would be to keep her alive intentionally. During his fight with Maui, he moves very deliberately to unbalance Maui and shake him off his shell, toss him around a bit, and then when Moana tries to run to help Maui, he jumps to the side and moves his claw to separate them, before grabbing and throwing Moana into a cage, and then very efficiently curb stomps Maui easily. He does all of this while making it look like a dance. Tamatoa's behavior may seem strange and odd on the surface, but it belies a controlled, calculating mind that's intensely unnerving.
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** But even before all that, special mention goes out to him picking Moana up by the back of her top and almost eating her, who at the moment was trying to distract him while Maui tries to get his fish hook back. After taunting her about her grandma. Considering how big he is compared to Moana, he possibly could've swallowed her whole and Moana would've been EatenAlive. And all Moana could do was squirm helplessly as Tamatoa lowered her closer to his maw...

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** But even before all that, special mention goes out to him picking grabbing Moana up by the back of her top and almost eating her, who at the moment was trying to distract him while Maui tries to get his fish hook back. After taunting her about her grandma. Considering how big he is compared to Moana, he possibly could've swallowed her whole and Moana would've been EatenAlive. And all Moana could do was squirm helplessly as Tamatoa lowered her closer to his maw...

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** Part of what makes it so effective is how quickly it all escalates. At first he's singing about how good it is to be pretty and shiny, and ten seconds after that it's about eating them, and not long after ''that'' he's suddenly looking like an EldritchAbomination with lyrics that are a
TheReasonYouSuckSpeech that proves he knows ''all'' of Maui's secrets and exactly how to hit him where it hurts, and getting a VoiceOfTheLegion in places (basically, there are parts that sound like a chorus - where there isn't one that we can see). He goes from funny, to funny but thinking you look tasty, to any humor vanishing in an ''instant'' as the purely malicious creature, who knows things he can't possibly know by normal means and who stands at the top of the monster realm's food chain for a ''reason'', has decided to drop the act in terms of both appearance and personality, and make sure you suffer as he ends you. There's a good reason some wish he'd been the BigBad.

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** Part of what makes it so effective is how quickly it all escalates. At first he's singing about how good it is to be pretty and shiny, and ten seconds after that it's about eating them, and not long after ''that'' he's suddenly looking like an EldritchAbomination with lyrics that are a
a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech that proves he knows ''all'' of Maui's secrets and exactly how to hit him where it hurts, and getting a VoiceOfTheLegion in places (basically, there are parts that sound like a chorus - where there isn't one that we can see). He goes from funny, to funny but thinking you look tasty, to any humor vanishing in an ''instant'' as the purely malicious creature, who knows things he can't possibly know by normal means and who stands at the top of the monster realm's food chain for a ''reason'', has decided to drop the act in terms of both appearance and personality, and make sure you suffer as he ends you. There's a good reason some wish he'd been the BigBad.

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** But even before all that, special mention goes out to him almost eating Moana, who at the moment was trying to distract him while Maui tries to get his fish hook back. After taunting her about her grandma. Considering how big he is compared to Moana, he possibly could've swallowed her whole and Moana would've been EatenAlive. And all Moana could do was squirm helplessly as Tamatoa lowered her closer to his maw...
** Part of what makes it so effective is how quickly it all escalates. At first he's singing about how good it is to be pretty and shiny, and ten seconds after that it's about eating them, and not long after ''that'' he's suddenly looking like an EldritchAbomination with lyrics that are a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech that proves he knows ''all'' of Maui's secrets and exactly how to hit him where it hurts, and getting a VoiceOfTheLegion in places (basically, there are parts that sound like a chorus - where there isn't one that we can see). He goes from funny, to funny but thinking you look tasty, to any humor vanishing in an ''instant'' as the purely malicious creature, who knows things he can't possibly know by normal means and who stands at the top of the monster realm's food chain for a ''reason'', has decided to drop the act in terms of both appearance and personality, and make sure you suffer as he ends you. There's a good reason some wish he'd been the BigBad.

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** But even before all that, special mention goes out to him picking Moana up by the back of her top and almost eating Moana, her, who at the moment was trying to distract him while Maui tries to get his fish hook back. After taunting her about her grandma. Considering how big he is compared to Moana, he possibly could've swallowed her whole and Moana would've been EatenAlive. And all Moana could do was squirm helplessly as Tamatoa lowered her closer to his maw...
** Part of what makes it so effective is how quickly it all escalates. At first he's singing about how good it is to be pretty and shiny, and ten seconds after that it's about eating them, and not long after ''that'' he's suddenly looking like an EldritchAbomination with lyrics that are a a
TheReasonYouSuckSpeech that proves he knows ''all'' of Maui's secrets and exactly how to hit him where it hurts, and getting a VoiceOfTheLegion in places (basically, there are parts that sound like a chorus - where there isn't one that we can see). He goes from funny, to funny but thinking you look tasty, to any humor vanishing in an ''instant'' as the purely malicious creature, who knows things he can't possibly know by normal means and who stands at the top of the monster realm's food chain for a ''reason'', has decided to drop the act in terms of both appearance and personality, and make sure you suffer as he ends you. There's a good reason some wish he'd been the BigBad.
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* Shortly after setting out on her quest, Moana has a nightmare where her island is consumed by Te Ka's blight, with her parents running towards her and getting overwhelmed right before her eyes.
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** But even before all that, special mention goes out to him almost eating Moana, who at the moment was trying to distract him while Maui tries to get his fish hook back. After taunting her about her grandma.

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** But even before all that, special mention goes out to him almost eating Moana, who at the moment was trying to distract him while Maui tries to get his fish hook back. After taunting her about her grandma. Considering how big he is compared to Moana, he possibly could've swallowed her whole and Moana would've been EatenAlive. And all Moana could do was squirm helplessly as Tamatoa lowered her closer to his maw...

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* Shortly after setting out on her quest, Moana has a nightmare where her island is consumed by Te Ka's blight, with her parents running towards her and getting overwhelmed right before her eyes.



** To elaborate: She gets her foot caught after a massive wave totals her boat and sends her under in a merciless fashion. Her unprotected body is pounded against the coral reef by the undertow, and had this film not been made by disney, we likely would've seen quite a bit of blood from her being torn up by the reef.

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** To elaborate: She gets her foot caught after a massive wave totals her boat and sends her under in a merciless fashion. Her unprotected body is pounded against the coral reef by the undertow, and had this film not been made by disney, Disney, we likely would've seen quite a bit of blood from her being torn up by the reef.


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** Part of what makes it so effective is how quickly it all escalates. At first he's singing about how good it is to be pretty and shiny, and ten seconds after that it's about eating them, and not long after ''that'' he's suddenly looking like an EldritchAbomination with lyrics that are a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech that proves he knows ''all'' Maui's secrets and exactly how to hit him where it hurts, and getting a VoiceOfTheLegion in places (basically, there are parts that sound like a chorus - where there isn't one that we can see). He goes from funny, to funny but thinking you look tasty, to any humor vanishing in an ''instant'' as the purely malicious creature, who knows things he can't possibly know by normal means and who stands at the top of the monster realm's food chain for a ''reason'', has decided to drop the act in terms of both appearance and personality, and make sure you suffer as he ends you. There's a good reason some wish he'd been the BigBad.

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** Part of what makes it so effective is how quickly it all escalates. At first he's singing about how good it is to be pretty and shiny, and ten seconds after that it's about eating them, and not long after ''that'' he's suddenly looking like an EldritchAbomination with lyrics that are a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech that proves he knows ''all'' of Maui's secrets and exactly how to hit him where it hurts, and getting a VoiceOfTheLegion in places (basically, there are parts that sound like a chorus - where there isn't one that we can see). He goes from funny, to funny but thinking you look tasty, to any humor vanishing in an ''instant'' as the purely malicious creature, who knows things he can't possibly know by normal means and who stands at the top of the monster realm's food chain for a ''reason'', has decided to drop the act in terms of both appearance and personality, and make sure you suffer as he ends you. There's a good reason some wish he'd been the BigBad.
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** Special mention goes out to the creepy four-armed purple-and-black anemone creature. (as seen on the right) JESUS CHRIST. Just look at the jerky, unnatural way it moves towards Moana. It doesn't get a lot of screen time but it still managed to be the freakiest scene in the movie.

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** Special mention goes out to the creepy four-armed purple-and-black anemone creature. creature (as seen on the right) right). JESUS CHRIST. Just look at the jerky, unnatural way it moves towards Moana. It doesn't get a lot of screen time but it still managed to be the freakiest scene in the movie.



* How about the nightmare Moana has when she falls asleep on the boat? At first it seems like she's managed to steer them back to her home of Motanui... And the black plague that was threatening when she left is now engulfing the entire island, as her parents desperately run toward her on the beach, only to be swallowed and consumed along with all other life on the island. It's not until she wakes up, understandably panicked, that both she and the audience finally realize it wasn't real. [[DreamingOfThingsToCome But if the Heart is not restored soon....]]

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* How about the nightmare Moana has when she falls asleep on the boat? At first it seems like she's managed to steer them back to her home of Motanui... And the black plague that was threatening when she left is now engulfing the entire island, as her parents desperately run toward her on the beach, only to be swallowed and consumed along with all other life on the island. It's not until she wakes up, understandably panicked, that both she and the audience finally realize it wasn't real. [[DreamingOfThingsToCome But if the Heart is not restored soon....soon...]]
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** One big one is Moana seeing some ''thing'' moving off the side. We don't see much but whatever it is [[{{Kaiju}} is gigantic.]]

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** One big one is Moana seeing some ''thing'' moving off the side. We don't see much but whatever it is [[{{Kaiju}} is gigantic.]]gigantic...]] And do tell, what does this ''thing'' resemble?
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** To elaborate: She gets her foot caught after a massive wave totals her boat and sends her under in a merciless fashion. Her unprotected body is pounded against the coral reef by the undertow, and had this film not been made by disney, we likely would've seen quite a bit of blood from her being torn up by the reef.
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[[note]]And he's probably being serious / dead-pan with that last statement, considering crabs probably don't follow the same conventions rearding cannibalism as humans do, he is ''humongous'' himself, and he is a ''monster'' version of crabs anyway.[[/note]]

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[[note]]And he's probably being serious / dead-pan with that last statement, considering crabs probably don't follow the same conventions rearding cannibalism as humans do, he is ''humongous'' himself, and he is a ''monster'' version of crabs anyway.[[/note]][[/note]]
*How about the nightmare Moana has when she falls asleep on the boat? At first it seems like she's managed to steer them back to her home of Motanui... And the black plague that was threatening when she left is now engulfing the entire island, as her parents desperately run toward her on the beach, only to be swallowed and consumed along with all other life on the island. It's not until she wakes up, understandably panicked, that both she and the audience finally realize it wasn't real. [[DreamingOfThingsToCome But if the Heart is not restored soon....]]
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** Special mention goes out to the creepy four-armed purple-and-black anemone creature. (as seen on the right) JESUS CHRIST. Just look at the jerky, unnatural way it moves towards Moana. It doesn't get a lot of screen time but it still managed to be the freakiest scene in the movie. [[note]] It's so freaking scary that if you search the page image of its face on Google, Google's only response is ''"Jesus"''. [[/note]]

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** Special mention goes out to the creepy four-armed purple-and-black anemone creature. (as seen on the right) JESUS CHRIST. Just look at the jerky, unnatural way it moves towards Moana. It doesn't get a lot of screen time but it still managed to be the freakiest scene in the movie. [[note]] It's so freaking scary that if you search the page image of its face on Google, Google's only response is ''"Jesus"''. [[/note]]
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** Him knowing what to say to Maui makes a certain amount of sense given they have fought before and are both old actually. That said, [[FridgeHorror how did he know exactly what Gramma Tala told Moana??]]
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** Part of what makes it so effective is how quickly it all escalates. At first he's singing about how good it is to be pretty and shiny, and ten seconds after that it's about eating them, and not long after _that_ he's suddenly looking like an EldritchAbomination with lyrics that are a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech that proves he knows _all_ Maui's secrets and exactly how to hit him where it hurts, and getting a VoiceOfTheLegion in places (basically, there are parts that sound like a chorus - where there isn't one that we can see). He goes from funny, to funny but thinking you look tasty, to any humor vanishing in an _instant_ as the purely malicious creature, who knows things he can't possibly know by normal means and who stands at the top of the monster realm's food chain for a _reason_, has decided to drop the act in terms of both appearance and personality, and make sure you suffer as he ends you. There's a good reason some wish he'd been the BigBad.

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** Part **Part of what makes it so effective is how quickly it all escalates. At first he's singing about how good it is to be pretty and shiny, and ten seconds after that it's about eating them, and not long after _that_ ''that'' he's suddenly looking like an EldritchAbomination with lyrics that are a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech that proves he knows _all_ ''all'' Maui's secrets and exactly how to hit him where it hurts, and getting a VoiceOfTheLegion in places (basically, there are parts that sound like a chorus - where there isn't one that we can see). He goes from funny, to funny but thinking you look tasty, to any humor vanishing in an _instant_ ''instant'' as the purely malicious creature, who knows things he can't possibly know by normal means and who stands at the top of the monster realm's food chain for a _reason_, ''reason'', has decided to drop the act in terms of both appearance and personality, and make sure you suffer as he ends you. There's a good reason some wish he'd been the BigBad.
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**Part of what makes it so effective is how quickly it all escalates. At first he's singing about how good it is to be pretty and shiny, and ten seconds after that it's about eating them, and not long after _that_ he's suddenly looking like an EldritchAbomination with lyrics that are a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech that proves he knows _all_ Maui's secrets and exactly how to hit him where it hurts, and getting a VoiceOfTheLegion in places (basically, there are parts that sound like a chorus - where there isn't one that we can see). He goes from funny, to funny but thinking you look tasty, to any humor vanishing in an _instant_ as the purely malicious creature, who knows things he can't possibly know by normal means and who stands at the top of the monster realm's food chain for a _reason_, has decided to drop the act in terms of both appearance and personality, and make sure you suffer as he ends you. There's a good reason some wish he'd been the BigBad.
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* [[RealityEnsues Moana's first attempt at sailing does not go well]]. After a wave capsizes her boat, she ends up getting her foot trapped in a reef and ''almost drowns.''

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* [[RealityEnsues Moana's first attempt at sailing does not go well]]. After a wave capsizes her boat, she ends up getting her foot trapped in a reef and ''almost drowns.''''
* It's almost a throwaway line, but this must ''really'' rub salt in Moana's wounds: Moana recently has experienced the death / loss of her Grandmother Tala, who Moana shared a deep bond with, and she hasn't even had the time to properly mourn her Gramma's loss since she immediately set off on her journey afterwards... then she gets to hear ''these'' words from [[EvilIsHammy Tamatoa]]:
--> '''Moana:''' ''[Upon Tamatoa trying to snatch away her necklace that contains "the Heart" stone that greatly signifies her relationship with her just-deceased grandmother]'' ''Don't!'' That's my Grandma's!
--> '''Tamatoa:''' ''[Mocking Moana's voice]'' That's my Grandma's! ''[Serious again]'' I ''ate'' my Grandma, and it took a week, because she was absolutely humongous!\\
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