History Narm / SpiderManTrilogy

* The scene where Doc Ock's tentacles come to life and kill the surgeons is terrifying, but there's one moment that just looks plain ridiculous; one of the surgeons is dragged screaming into the shadows while desperately digging her nails into what, from the look and sound of it, is a metal floor -- and somehow leaves ''scratch marks!''

--> '''Harry:''' All I have is Spider-Man. [...] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything He humiliated me by touching me.]]

-->[[DullSurprise "AWESOME!"]] [[TotallyRadical "WICKED COOL!"]]
-->'''Podcast/{{Rifftrax}}''': When producers' kids act.

* The supposedly brilliant Gwen's upset reaction when she realizes Peter's whole grand dance routine with her was for Mary Jane. This is despite them showing up to a place where MJ works, Peter going right up to her, plays the piano onstage with her, clearly looking at her, and saying "this one's for you".

%% * "You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!"

%% * When Peter knocks Harry down and Harry says, "I protected you in high school. Now I'm gonna kick your little ass!", Peter's immediate reaction is a mock "Oooh!"
%% * These lines:
%% --> '''Mary Jane:''' Do you want to push me away?\\
%% '''Peter:''' Push you away? Why would I want to push you away... I love you!
%% * Harry, when coming after Peter as the New Goblin, yells "[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]" when Peter tries to explain that "I didn't kill your father! He was trying to kill me, he killed himself!"

* After Peter mockingly asks if "Goblin Jr." is gonna cry, Harry growls and tries to stand up... Before getting awkwardly chopped by Peter, sending him right back down. Peter's wide-eyed shock for a split second before doing so just adds to the hilarity.

** He walks into a clothing store, and the door opens up instantly after it closes without even a transition cut, as if Peter just pulled video game logic to quick order and change his outfit in a second. While the comics and the cartoons showed the symbiote had the ability to mimic other clothes, it is never shown in this universe, makinh it more confusing.

** He walks into a clothing store, and the door opens up instantly after it closes without even a transition cut, as if Peter just pulled video game logic to quick order and change his outfit in a second.

* Eddie repeatedly peeling back his Venom face for no seemingly no reason other than giving his actor more face time. What really makes it bad though is seeing the profile of [[Creator/TopherGrace Eric Forman]] popping through a character who otherwise looked cool. His voice also ''really'' doesn't fit Venom's intimidating appearance.

* Creator/JamesFranco's performance as the amnesiac Harry occasionally veers into ''really'' dopey faces and deliveries.
** And when he regains his memories (and even before losing them) his performance as a villain is still over the top, with dopey expressions (especially the above-mentioned diner scene).
* Venom's voice. Dear ''Lord,'' Venom's voice. It's literally just Topher Grace's voice edited to sound ''mildly deeper.''

* Many serious, empowering moments are made difficult to take seriously by Creator/TobeyMaguire's strange facial expressions, which bounce all over the spectrum from DullSurprise to ChewingTheScenery. The infamous train scene from the second film is particularly tough to sit through because Peter's face scrunches up to an immense degree; it looks like he's preparing for a werewolf transformation scene or bracing himself to take the mother of all dumps.

* Toward the end, when Peter sees a big-ass wall about to collapse on MJ from behind, he lets out a wail that is not only over the top to the point where his voice cracks ''twice'', but comes with a close-up of his face as he makes it. Though it's somewhat understandable since it's a wall about to fall right on top of the love of his life, but... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hmOaKlDY1Q just listen.]]

** It takes a lot of steam out of the scene when the winds from Doc Ock's experiment make the whole scene awkward as MJ falls over and they accidentally incite a panty shot. And the actress focuses more on correcting her skirt than being terrified of the wall about to crush her, complete with her screams suddenly going much more muted and awkward. It's as if they pulled off a MarilynManeuver at the ''worst possible time''.

** It takes a lot of steam out of the scene when the winds from Doc Ock's experiment make the whole scene awkward as MJ falls over and they accidentally incite a PantyShot. And the actress focuses more on correcting her skirt than being terrified of the wall about to crush her, complete with her screams suddenly going much more muted and awkward. It's as if they pulled off a MarilynManeuver at the ''worst possible time''.