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-->'''Homer''': Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans! Sure, I'm flattered, and maybe even a little curious, but the answer is still no!

* An episode of ''TheSimpsons'' has Homer become a labor union boss, and eventually facing a bribe attempt from Mister Burns. The offer's made with a great deal of AccidentalEntendre, however, and Homer assumes Burns is coming on to him, leading to the following refusal (which Burns simply takes as Homer being above bribery):d

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* Swedish comedian Adde Malmberg once talked about how he had been on a train and heard how two people who didn't appear to have ever met before were talking to each other. One of them told the other that he was a scientist who for the moment did research about "skator" (magpies, that is), but because of his peculiar dialect, the other thought he said he did research about "scouter" (that is, scouts as in members of the scout movement). Apparently, they had a very long conversation about it, until the scientist started talking about how they like to steal things, and the other person got a bit confused.

* ''[[ThirtyRock 30 Rock]]'', in an episode where Liz was having trouble with her boyfriend and Jenna is thinking of getting an ImportantHaircut. More a jab at Jenna's self-centeredness than anything:

* ''[[ThirtyRock 30 Rock]]'', though more a jab at Jenna's self-centeredness than anything:

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* In the GetSmart movie, Max attempts to drop hints in the bakery that he is trying to find the secret base hidden underneath. The lady he's speaking to, however, believes she is being hit on and responds that she has a boyfriend, could make an exception, and the flour sacks in the back are very comfortable.

* In "Sorry, Bro" in HowIMetYourMother, Marshall needed a new pair of pants and Lily brought them to the workplace, only to run into Barney. Barney being Barney assumed she was there to give Marshall [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean something else.]] Their conversation ends with Barney thinking that Lily wanted ''him'' to give Marshall that "something else."

* {{xkcd}} has [[http:/xkcd.com/476/ this]] but it's one sided.

* {{xkcd}} has [[http://www.http:/xkcd.com/476/ this]] but it's one sided.

* In the GetSmart movie, Max attempts to drop hints in the bakery that he is trying to find the secret base hidden underneath. The lady he's speaking to, however, believes she is being hit on and responds that the has a boyfriend, could make an exception, and the flour sacks in the back are very comfortable.

* In an episode of ''AmericanDad'', Francine sees Stan's body double making out with Hayley. When she confronts Stan, he thinks she's talking about his stealing cookie dough from the fridge. Video is [[http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25059520857f5f0120866dd4df0015 here]].

* A staple of ''{{Mitsudomoe}}''. Such as Shinya's fangirls mistaking a photo of the triplets' dad for their crush Shinya. Futaba being a DaddysGirl leads to some awkward tension between them.

* ''[[http://outthere.keenspot.com/d/20090923.html Out There]]'' has a rather subtle one. Keep in mind that Clayton's serious, and Sherry's just bantering:

'''Sherry:''' Another in a series of life's paradoxes.

'''Brian:''' "For closing Babylon?"\\

* In the HaruhiSuzumiya fanfic [[KyonBigDamnHero Kyon: Big Damn Hero]],[[spoiler: Kyon and his father]] have a chat. [[spoiler:Kyon]] thinks [[spoiler:his father]] found out about his connections to a {{Yakuza}} family. [[spoiler:His father]] is actually talking about an ArrangedMarriage.

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