History LetsPlay / KungFuJesus

* BetterThanItSounds: [[BettingMinigame Chronoblind]] in [[DownloadableContent Sazh: Heads or Tails?]] is initially thought to be a mindless distraction that is just as reviled as most of the game for them, but the posse eventually gets really into it once they learn the rules, playing for about half an hour.

* EnsembleDarkhorse: Gogmagog, {{in-universe}}.[[invoked]]

* BadassAutomaton: Gank, a ridiculously overpowered, Commando-paradigm Dragoon monster who has about double the attack power of the player characters. [[MadeOfIron Crushabolic]] held this position first, surviving almost every attack thrown at him without breaking a sweat. Unfortunately, he has recently become SoLastSeason with recent DownloadableContent tearing him apart too fast for him to block.
** MemeticBadass: The posse, especially KungFuJesus, can't seem to get enough of him.[[invoked]]

* FinalFantasyXIII2 (With pokecapn, [=MyNameIsKaz=], Dreamsower, Neobison, and [[spoiler:medibot after several sessions]])

-->'''Neobison''': Why would you trust her? She hangs out with a [[BigBad total asshole]]! Like... c'mon, guys!

TwistedPixel commissioned him, [=MyNameIsKaz=], medibot, and pokecapn to provide commentary for their game ''TheGunstringer''.

* CallBack: Various, as per usual.

* PerverseSexualLust: "So, Kung Fu Jesus, [[{{Rule34}} what's your final fantasy]]?"

* {{Squee}}: Kung Fu Jesus has a tendency to do this about [[BadassAutomaton Gank]].

* SoLastSeason: [[TheMedic Butter]][[CuteKitten cup]] the [[PennyArcade cat in the hat]], [[ElementalPowers Tim and Tango]] the imps, and even the MadeOfIron [[StoneWall Crushabolic]] all suffer from this over the course of the game.

--->'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': Sorry, Gank just gets my blood going.

* BadassAutomaton: Gank, a ridiculously overpowered, Commando-paradigm Dragoon monster who has about double the attack power of the player characters.

** [[MadeOfIron Crushabolic]] held this position first, surviving almost every attack thrown at him without breaking a sweat. Unfortunately, he has recently become SoLastSeason with recent DownloadableContent tearing him apart too fast for him to block.

** Kung Fu Jesus [[LetsPlay/SonicTheHedgehog2006 states a line of "Rocket Man"]] in one of the videos while mocking the idea of "many Yuels" or "many Caiuses".

TwistedPixel commissioned him, [=MyNameIsKaz=], medibot, and pokecapn to provide commentary for their game ''TheGunslinger''.

** [[MadeOfIron Crushabolic]] held this position first, surviving almost every attack thrown at him without breaking a sweat.

-->'''Medibot''': This is a game, that, despite the parts, comes together to elicit absolutely no response from me. I feel NOTHING about this game. I could not be MORE nonplussed. It's amazing! It's fascinating! Just how nonplussed I am.

-->'''Neobison''': Why would you trust her? She hangs out with a [[BigBad total asshole]]! Like... c'mon, guys!"
-->'''Kung Fu Jesus''': "Well, why trust [[PlayerCharacter Serah]] [[{{Jerkass}} for the same reason]]?"

* NotSoDifferent: According to the posse, the duos of Serah and Noel versus Yuel and Caius.
-->"Why are we listening to her? She goes around with a [[BigBad complete asshole]]!"
-->"Why would she listen to us [[{{Jerkass}} for the same reason]]?"

* MemeticBadass: Gank, a ridiculously overpowered dragoon monster who has about double the attack power of the player characters.[[invoked]]
** BadassAutomaton

* SoLastSeason: Buttercup the [[PennyArcade cat in the hat]], Tim and Tango the imps, and even [[MadeOfIron Crushabolic]] the ImplacableMan all suffer from this over the course of the game.
* SoOkayItsAverage ({{In-Universe}}): LetsPlay/{{Medibot}}'s description of the game when he finally speaks.

* MemeticBadass: Gank, a ridiculously dragoon monster who has about double the attack power of the player characters.[[invoked]]

* EnsembleDarkhorse: Gogmagog.

* MemeticBadass: Gank, a ridiculously dragoon monster who has about double the attack power of the player characters.

[[AwesomeMcCoolname Kung-Fu Jesus]] is a DeadpanSnarker [[LetsPlay Let's Player]] and SomethingAwful goon with a pretty CreepyMonotone who is [[INeedAFreakingDrink not afraid to drink and game]]. He often plays alongside his friends LetsPlay/{{Pokecapn}} and/or LetsPlay/{{Medibot}}. The majority of his work is in their LetsPlays, but he also has several of his own.

[[AwesomeMcCoolname Kung Fu Jesus]] is a DeadpanSnarker [[LetsPlay Let's Player]] and SomethingAwful goon with a pretty CreepyMonotone who is [[INeedAFreakingDrink not afraid to drink and game]]. He often plays alongside his friends LetsPlay/{{Pokecapn}} and/or LetsPlay/{{Medibot}}. The majority of his work is in their LetsPlays, but he also has several of his own.

[[AwesomeMcCoolname Kung Fu Jesus]] is a DeadpanSnarker [[LetsPlay Let's Player]] and SomethingAwful goon with a pretty CreepyMonotone who is [[INeedAFreakingDrink not afraid to drink and game]]. He often plays alongside his friends LetsPlay/Pokecapn and/or LetsPlay/Medibot. The majority of his work is in their LetsPlays, but he also has several of his own.