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[[UnluckyEverydude Unlucky delivery person]] survives getting shot in the head, [[UnstoppableMailman hunts down the man who nearly killed them and stole their]] [[MacGuffin package]], and winds up resolving a three-way turf war over post-nuclear UsefulNotes/LasVegas.

[[UnluckyEverydude Unlucky deliveryperson]] gets shot in the head, [[UnstoppableMailman hunts the person who shot them, and resolves a three-way turf war over post-nuclear]] UsefulNotes/LasVegas.

-->[-[[MemeticMutation Patrolling the Mojave]] almost makes you wish for an [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas unabridged version]]-]

[[UnluckyEverydude Unlucky deliveryperson]] gets shot in the head,[[UnstoppableMailman hunts the person who shot them, and resolves a three-way turf war over post-nuclear]] UsefulNotes/LasVegas.

[[UnluckyEverydude Unlucky deliveryperson]] gets shot in the head, hunts the person who shot them, and resolves a three-way turf war over post-nuclear UsefulNotes/LasVegas.

-->[-[[MemeticMutation Patrolling the Mojave]] [[WelcomeToCorneria almost makes you wish for an]] [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas unabridged version]]-]

-->[-Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for an [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas unabridged version]]-]

[[UnluckyEverydude Average deliveryperson]] gets shot in the head, hunts the person who shot them, and resolves a three-way turf war over post-nuclear UsefulNotes/LasVegas.

[[UnluckyEverydude Average package courier]] gets shot in the head, hunts the person who shot them, and resolves a three-way turf war over post-nuclear UsefulNotes/LasVegas.

[[UnluckyEverydude Average Joe/Jane]] gets shot in the head, hunts the person who shot them, and starts and ends a three-way turf war over UsefulNotes/LasVegas.

[[UnluckyEverydude Average Joe/Jane]] gets shot in the head, hunts the person who shot them, and starts and ends a three-way turf war over [[VivaLasVegas Vegas]].

[[AfterTheEnd Post-apocalyptic]] ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion Oblivion]]'' [[RecycledINSPACE with guns]] [[AtomicHate and radiation]] ''[[RecycledINSPACE in THE DESERT]]''!

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Mailman nearly killed by MacGuffin mugger, later proves critical in power-struggle over the largely intact post-nuclear Mojave desert.

[[AfterTheEnd Post-apocalyptic]] ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion Oblivion]]'' [[InSPACE with guns]] [[AtomicHate and radiation]] ''[[InSpace in THE DESERT]]''!

[[AfterTheEnd Post-apocalyptic]] ''[[TheElderScrollsFour Oblivion]]'' [[InSPACE with guns]] [[AtomicHate and radiation]] ''[[InSpace in THE DESERT]]''!

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[[AfterTheEnd Post-apocalyptic]] ''[[TheElderScrollsFour Oblivion]]'' [[InSPACE with guns]] [[AtomicHate and radiation]] [[InSpace in ''THE DESERT'']]!

[[UnluckyEverydude Average Joe/Jane]] gets shot in the head, hunts the person who shot them, and starts and ends a three-way turf war over [[VivaLasVegas Vegas]] and the surrounding areas.

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Courier nearly killed by MacGuffin mugger, later proves critical in power-struggle over the largely intact post-nuclear Mojave desert.

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Bethesda tries to make their Fallout games [[GrowTheBeard more like the old ones]] by having those two guys (Chris Avellone and J.E. Sawyer) lead the development in a [[AuthorsSavingThrow publisher's saving throw]] recycle's assets from Sawyer's [[AbortedArc game]]: [[VanBuren]] hire's their company to work on it. [[AndtheFandomRejoiced and the new and the old rejoiced]]

Bethesda's master plan:

Phase one: get hired to do fallout after Interplay crashes do to [[ExecutiveMeddling some bad games, management problems etc.]]

Phase two: make fallout game to be hugely popular to draw in people who never knew fallout but [[Flanderization get some of the styling off center enough for hard core fans to notice]]

Phase three: hand it over to the development talent that fled to Obsidian, make the game mechanics actually work, the fighting funner, the story actually be less arbitrary and [[RailRoading rail-roaded]] and [[PlotHoles actually make sense this time]]

Phase four: Well publicized [[GameBreakingBug bug overload]]

Phase five: indignant suing

Phase six: [[StepThreeProfit fanbase?]]

[[UnluckyEverydude Average Joe/Jane]] gets shot in the head and starts and ends three-way turf war over [[VivaLasVegas Vegas]] and the surrounding areas.

[[UnluckyEverydude Average Joe/Jane]] gets shot in the head and starts three-way turf war over [[VivaLasVegas Vegas]] and the surrounding areas.

Delivery person in Post-Apocalyptic Nevada gets shot in the head twice, [[IGotBetter gets better]], goes out for revenge, and ends up single-handedly settling a three-way war over the control of Las Vegas Strip and Hoover Dam.

Delivery person in Post-Apocalyptic Nevada gets killed, [[IGotBetter gets better]], goes out for revenge, and ends up single-handedly settling a three-way turf war over the Las Vegas Strip and Hoover Dam.

Delivery boy in Post-Apocalyptic Nevada gets killed, [[IGotBetter gets better]], goes out for revenge, and ends up single-handedly settling a three-way turf war over the Las Vegas Strip and Hoover Dam.