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#Alternatively, instead of kicking those failures in the jaw, I might have them be given an "Important Assignment", and have them forcefully parachuted into my enemy's countryside, scattering them all over, and thus distract his forces long enough for me to launch my real attack, while my enemy's troops are scattered chasing those failures of mine. I might even be nice to those that survive this, and let them become farmers, or something that won't interfere with my plans too much.

#My doomsday weapon will be a simple [[NukEm nuke]]. Preferably the Tsar Bomba.

#Never cross the moral event horizen, it will end with your death.

#My doomsday weapon will be a simple nuke. Preferably the Tasr bomb.

#If a spell or ritual requires a live sacrifice, I shall simply put out an advertisement, or thirty, stating that I am looking for someone willing to sacrifice their life for the cause, that they must be of sound mind, if not body, and that their family would be well compensated, with money, collage education to the place of their choosing, plus a few other boons. I doubt there will be a shortage of volunteers, especially of those with stage 4 cancer, or some other such incurable and fatal conditions.

# It is greatly recommended that I do daily DNA and blood tests on all my forces on a regular basis (like say everytime someone returns to base or something.) That way, I can pick up any one of the heroes that try to slip through the cracks, so to speak. Same goes for medical checkups and diseases.
#Screw it, I will just copy and paste everything the current worldwide(america, russia, india, singapore etc.) military has, from their tatics, vehicles, special units and everything else. I will make significant improvements as well.

#If I happen to wear a costume for my villainous acts, and I encounter someone wearing the same costume, I shall politely ask them why they are wearing the outfit. If it is for one of those crazy conventions, and everyone is dressed up like me, I shall get a blinged-out, yet functional, version of my costume, as my normal costume might be somewhat shabby compared to the convention goers' outfits, and see about having some fun. Who know, I might end up winning the "Best Me Impersonator" Contest, and get a nice little check for having the best outfit, and all the other prizes. Who knows, I might end up friending a few on Social Media, or I might just kill everyone there, or I might use the crowd to my advantage, have my minions dress up as me, and have them commit a series of crimes while the convention is ongoing, and since everyone is dressed alike, it might delay the cops, and even trick the Hero himself.

#I will inform my troops that tanks are made for long range combat, not close quarters combat. That's what APC are for.

#This is the Evil Overlord List, not the Good Overlord List. I will remember accordingly when deciding which I select to use.

#Of course these lists are going to be overly powered. This is the Evil Overlord List, not the Good Overlord List.

#See that fucker healing the heroes, they die first.

#My "mooks" will acutally be Ex-special forces from around the world, let's see the heroes fight against Ex Navy seals and SAS, equipped with the most overpowered equipment my R&D team can make. Truth be told, all I really need is a single B2 stealth bomber.

#If my foe has a name like Deathbringer, or The Destroyer, or some other such AwesomeMcCool name, I'll deal with them myself, poke them in the eyes, and the battle will be over. If their name is something like Bob, or Tim, or some other dull and boring name, I shall call upon all of my forces, and those of all of my allies, as well as those who are also enemies of my enemy, and make sure that all of them are wearing red shirts, and brown pants, same with myself, for those will be needed.

#If my foe has a name like Deathbringer, or The Destroyer, or some other such Awesome McCool name, I'll deal with them myself, poke them in the eyes, and the battle will be over. If their name is something like Bob, or Tim, or some other dull and boring name, I shall call upon all of my forces, and those of all of my allies, as well as those who are also enemies of my enemy, and make sure that all of them are wearing red shirts, and brown pants, same with myself, for those will be needed.

#See that guy/girl healing the heroes, she/he dies first.