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* From which animal takes its name the "Canary Islands"?
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** From sheeps and goats.
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** In November. [[hottip:°:Marked as Octuber in the, then valid, Julian Calendar.]]
* Which was the first name of King George VI
** Albert
** From sheeps and goats.
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** Someone who takes his disagreement with the sociological concept of reciprocal altruism as a key force in human psychology and cultural development to a further extent than most academics currently approve of.
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** Well, he's pathologically obsessed with riddles, and commits crimes to get Batman's attention and therefore get Batman to solve said riddles, due to Batman being the only one he feels he can match wits with. He dresses in green clothes covered in black question marks, and a green bowler hat, sometimes accentuating things with a question mark topped cane. One of Batman's less overtly harmful or homicidal criminals, to the extent that he's gone straight in the past.
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** I don't have a job because I don't have any skills, I don't have any skills because I didn't go to school, I didn't go to school because I don't have any money, I don't have any money because I don't have a job, I don't have a job because I don't have any skills...
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** A tennis term meaning "Your not doing that well"
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Lots of works ask questions. Some of these are rhetorical questions, never designed to be answered. Some of them are [[DrivingQuestion big questions that drive the entire plot.]] You could be respectful and wait for the work to finish addressing these questions. Or, you could be a jerk and give a sarcastic answer right now. This page is for the second one. Answer a {{rhetorical question|Blunder}}. Make snarky responses to a work's driving question. Go ahead, this is a JustForFun page. That kind of stuff is allowed. Warning: unmarked '''spoilers'''.
Not to be confused with AskAStupidQuestion which refers to questions acknowledged in-universe as being stupid..
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!!Examples
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[[folder:Advertising]]
* This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
** Yeah: does alcohol count as a drug? Just, coz, y'know, the frying doesn't really work as a metaphor with booze... Great, now you've made me hungry. Can I have the egg, please?
** Can I have my brain scrambled with toast?
** [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Are you going to eat my brain? Because I'm really hungry. Mostly from doing drugs.]]
*** [[JonathanCoulton Yes, but we're not unreasonable. No one's gonna eat your eyes.]]
** Yes. [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs What are you]] ''on''? [[BillHicks I have been on so many mushrooms that I have seen the sky rip asunder, a UFO come down, take me aboard, and the crew explain to me all the secrets of the universe, but I have never, ever, EVER thought that an egg was a fuckin' brain! Now, it's being eaten by a hobbit riding a unicorn, but it's still an egg!]]
** Yeah, [[ANightmareOnElmStreet what are you on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me.]]
** If my brain is a raw egg, and my brain on drugs is a ''cooked'' egg, wouldn't drugs be good for my brain, as they would kill bacteria?
*** From a human perspective, that's all fine and dandy, but from a chicken's perspective...so I guess the message is that chickens shouldn't do drugs.
* What's in your wallet?
** Lemme see, there's a 1, a 5, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick a condom]], my driver's license...
* It's 11:00: do you know where you children are?
** [[TheSimpsons I told you last night, no!]].
** Wait, I have children? Why wasn't I told?
* How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
** [[LunarTheSilverStar That's not me, it's a stupid owl that does that!]]
** [[JohnnyBravo Cool! Free lolipop!!!]] *rips off wrapper* Nom nom nom.
** One. Two-hooo. [[That70sShow Three- ah screw it! -Crunch-]]
* What would you do for a Klondike bar?
** [[Film/ThreeHundred Dine... in hell!!!!]]
*** But then it'd melt...
**** Not necessarily, if [[Literature/TheDivineComedy Dante]] is right.
** [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Go to the store's freezer section, take one out, take it to the checkout, pay the price plus tax, and leave.]]
*** Take it from this guy as he leaves the store. Should save me about three bucks.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_do_you_want_to_go_today%3F Where do you want to go today?]]
** [[TheHoneymooners To the moon, Alice.]]
* Where's the beef?
** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus It's over there, in a box.]]
* '''WAZZUP?'''
** A perspective-based fictitious directional concept generated by flat thinking on a round-planet, differing radically based on location on the globe or on other globes.
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[[folder:Anime]]
* [[{{Fafner}} Are you there?]]
** Why yes I am...as far as I know, anyway.
* [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Who's that Pokémon?!]]
** [[Webcomic/VGCats It's]] [[AscendedGlitch Missingn-]] [[CurseCutShort FUUUU...]]
* [[TsubasaReservoirChronicle Who's]] [[MyOwnGrandpa your daddy?]]
** [[MindScrew You don't want to know.]]
** [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Darth Vader]]
** [[Literature/AllYouZombies I am. And I'm my mother. And I'm the person who put them together. But where did you come from?]]
** [[HeroicBastard I don't know, and neither does my mom!]]
* [[Anime/DigimonAdventure Who can count backwards from ten?]]
** [[DubInducedPlotHole The programmer?]]
** 10...01...00... Done.
** 10...0F...0E...0D...0C...0B...0A...09...08...07...06...05...04...03...02...01...00... Done.
** [[Music/TomLehrer Wernher von Braun.]]
* [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Just who the hell do you think I am]]?
** Somebody.
** Everybody.
** [[MemeticMutation The Goddamned]] Comicbook/{{Batman}}
** A poor excuse for Kamina. Seriously, put some diaphragm into it!
*** ''Just who the hell'' '''''DO YOU THINK I AM!?'''''
*** Better.
* Is {{Toonami}} [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lotTngXQwDQ a failed experiment, destined for destruction?]]
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* [[AllStarBatmanAndRobin What, are you dense?]]
** Are you retarded or something?
** Who the hell do you think I am?
*** You are [[TheBeatles the walrus]], goo goo g'joob.
** ''Rho'', I don't think so.
** No, I'm kinda sparse.
* Who watches the Comicbook/{{Watchmen}}?
** TheWatcher, duh.
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Me. I watch myself all the time.]]
** Whoever owns the probably watched it at least once.
* [[{{Deadpool}} Do I still think in those little yellow boxes?]]
** Apparently not, you think in TV Tropes bullet points.
* Who is TheQuestion?
** Charles Victor Szazs A.K.A. Vic Sage and Renee Montoya.
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[[folder:Film]]
* WhatEverHappenedToBabyJane
** She got old and went mad after her sister tried to kill her.
** She just goes by Jane now.
* WhoSlewAuntieRoo?
** Christopher and Katy.
** [[WinnieThePooh Kanga]]? Fearing for her nephew?
* DudeWheresMyCar
** Like, parked somewhere.
** In the impound lot.
** It's right over there.
** Dude, we came here in my car.
** It's on top of that mountain.
* WhosHarryCrumb?
** JohnCandy.
* Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit?
** Judge Doom.
* GuessWhosComingToDinner?
** Dr. John Wade Prentice.
* Is that a moon?
** [[Film/ANewHope That's no moon.]]
* [[Film/TheMatrix Why, Mr. Anderson, why]]? Why do you PERSIST?
** Because [[RhymesOnADime I'm]] [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Mewtwo]].
* WhoAmI?
** JackieChan
** [[LesMiserables I'M JEAN VALJEAN!!!]]
** [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 I am pure Krogan; you should be in awe.]]
** [[Series/{{Babylon5}} I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andrei and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance... and the boot that's going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am Death Incarnate, and the last thing you are ever gonna see.]] ''[[BadassBoast God sent me.]]''
** [[Franchise/{{Batman}} I'm Batman.]]
** [[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick I'm a sexy, shoeless god of war!]]
** [[Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie The Eighth Doctor.]]
* [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Do you fear death?]]
** No. [[Series/RedDwarf If he comes near me I'm gonna rip his nipples off!]]
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Death's not so bad, but I know he doesn't like to play chess. He always forgets how the horse piece moves.]]
** [[WebComic/{{XKCD}} I think he's still occupied with Gary Gygax.]]
* [[AFewGoodMen You want answers?!]]
** No, I want you to admit that you gave Lt Kendrick the order to have his men perform illegal disciplinary actions on Pvt Santiago.
** I have the answer - [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy it was "42"]]. I want the question.
* [[Franchise/{{Batman}} You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?]]
** No.
** Yes, and it ended up being [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine the best episode of the series]].
** Seriously, what does that even mean?
*** [[{{Dogma}} But I do believe in this.]]
** Yes. He's the worst dancer ever. My feet hurt for days!
*** Oh, sure, make it all my fault. Have ''you'' ever tried dancing with two hooves on a bipedal body? I'm doing my best, dammit!
** [[ImAMarvelAndImADC Yeah. He told me you're gay.]]
** Yeah, but the guy can't lead to save his life.
** [[{{QI}} Which moon are we talking about?]]
* [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?]]
** What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
** [[http://style.org/unladenswallow/ Eleven meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.]]
* [[Film/ThePrincessBride Do you have six fingers on your right hand?]]
** Do you always start your conversations this way?
*** ...maybe.
** I have four or five fingers on my right hand, depending on whether or not you include the thumb.
* [[TheLoveGuru If your uncle Jack helped you off an elephant,]] [[DoubleEntendre would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Giggity.]]
** No. [[NoodleIncident Not after last time]].
** [[LiteralMinded Sure,]] [[EntendreFailure if he was having trouble getting off.]]
** No, elephants are an endangered species and should be protected, not offed.
* [[Film/TheDarkKnight Why so serious?]]
** [[Film/{{Batman}} 'cause I dance with the Devil by the pale moonlight.]] ''[[WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses *wink*]]''
** Why not so serious?
** Because Christopher Nolan clearly didn't have much of a handle on the Joker's character.
* [[GranTorino Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with?]]
** Fucker gave me AIDS.
* [[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?]]
** [[TheXFiles The FBI?]]
*** The RCMP.
** The police.
** ''[[Series/TokumeiSentaiGoBusters Go-Busters!!]]''
* [[{{Grease}} Who put the bomp in the bomp sh-bomp sh-bomp?]] Who put the lam in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7giOrKYIwpQ The Marcels]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KStsPPgeka4 The Edsels]], respectively.
* [[StarWars If this is a councilor ship, where's the ambassador?]]
** In the loo.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* ''They Shoot Horses, Don't They?''
** Yeah, sometimes.
* [[Creator/AynRand Who is John Galt?]]
** [[HitchhikersGuide John Galt's just this guy, you know?]]
** [[AuthorFilibuster This guy who doesn't shut up.]]
** Who?
** The guy who's going to rant and rave for 140 pages, when the world continues to muddle along without him, unchanged from before. "It's anti-life and anti-man!"
*** [[NewGods Anti-life]]?
*** A CatchPhrase of Ayn Rand's.
** Some guy with a big mouth and ''way'' too much time on his hands.
** The Scottish novelist who founded the Canadian city of Guelph.
** One of [[BioShock Atlas']] aliases.
* Who breaks a butterfly on the wheel?
** ChuckNorris.
* ''DoAndroidsDreamOfElectricSheep''
** No. Androids only dream of the systematic annihilation of all mankind.
** Actually, we do sometimes dream of [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Ampharos]] and [[VideoGame/MegaMan10 Sheep Man]].
* [[TheStinkyCheeseMan What color is the blue whale?]]
** Orange. It was swimming in dye.
** Greyish
** Pink
* [[PunyEarthlings Pathetic Earthlings!]] Who will save you now?
** [[Film/FlashGordon Flash!]] ([[Music/{{Queen}} Aa-aah!]]) - he'll save every one of us!
** Superman!
* [[TheDarkTower Why did the dead baby cross the road?]]
** To get to the other... HOLY SHIT! ZOMBIE BABY!
** ...Catapult?
* WheresWaldo
** In hiding.
** Dating Carmen Sandiego.
** Where's Hiding?
*** [[YouFailLogicForever Outside Waldo.]]
** [[http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=waldo,+ Marion County, Ohio.]]
*** [[http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=waldo,+ Near Magnolia, Arkansas]]
* [[Literature/{{Discworld}} What's it all about, really, when you get right down to it?]]
** You can't trust any bugger farther than you can throw him, and you can't do anything about it, so let's have a drink.
** [[Literature/GoodOmens The point is...dolphins.]]
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Cats. Cats are nice.]]
** [[{{Meganekko}} Cute girls in glasses.]]
** [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes We're here to]] [[http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/articles/MacDonald-Evangelicals_files/Hardin.jpg devour each other alive.]]
** [[TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy The chances of finding out what's really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied.]]
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire''
** Ooh! Me me me!
** But not Bill Gates.
*** Mostly because if he became a millionaire he'd have to give up his billionaire status.
** I do! I do!
* [[{{Dallas}} Who shot J.R.?]]
** Lee Harvey Oswald.
** [[WatchMen The Comedian.]]
* [[FlightOfTheConchords What makes a man a man? Am I a man?"]]
** Yes. Technically.
** Unless you're a woman. It's kind of hard to tell over the internet.
** Are you Linkara?
** "[[TheBigLebowski That, and a pair of testicles]]."
** No, [[Film/TheMuppets you're a Muppet.]]
** Is it the way he fights every day?
*** [[{{Orgazmo}} No, it's probably the tithes.]]
* [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Brain and brain, what is brain?]]
** It's a large organ inside your skull. [[{{Airplane}} But that's not important right now.]]
** [[PinkyAndTheBrain It's this rodent who keeps trying to take over the world.]]
* Series/DoctorWho?
** Smith, John Smith.
** Exactly!
*** [[IAmNotShazam I Am Not Who.]]
** [[WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja McNinja]].
** (Singing) [[PlanetOfTheApes Doctor Zaius,]][[TheSimpsons Doctor Zaius!]]
** ...Hugh...wait no, some bizarre equation...wait no, Bobbie. Yep, that's it.
** He's [[WhosOnFirst the guy on first]], isn't he?
*** What?
**** No, he's on second.
** [[NotThatKindOfDoctor Not that kind.]]
** ...You didn't ask that on the fields of Trenzalore did you? Because if you did we're in some serious shit.
* Who was that masked man?
** TheLoneRanger, obviously. I mean, it's [[GenreSavvy the title of the show...]]
** Anonymous
** [[spoiler:[[VideoGame/MOTHER3 Claus]]]].
** [[KamenRider Kamen Rider~Kamen Rider~]]
** Who? Who is the perform following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask! I am not questioning your powers of observation, I am merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. But you may call me [[VForVendetta V]].
** [[MarbleHornets Tim]].
* "Who will be...the DeadliestWarrior?"
** Me, that's who.
** [[VideoGame/DukeNukem Always bet on Duke.]]
** SHAQ! (Cuz' he can dig it.)
** The least dead warrior.
** The zombies after they zombify the Spartans.
* [[Series/BabylonFive What do you want?]]
** MORE MONEY!
*** How do you want it?
**** [[TheProudFamily IN CASH!]]
**** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Fry's dog!]]
** [[CutShort An ending.]]
** [[Series/ThePrisoner Information.]]
** [[TheXFiles The truth!]]
*** [[AFewGoodMen You can't handle the truth!]]
* [[SesameStreet What's the name of that song?]]
** [[NameThatTune I can name that tune in three!]]
* WhoseLineIsItAnyway
** HeyThatsMyLine!
* [[Series/ThePrisoner Who is Number 1?]]
** I'm not sure, but I'll be looking out for him.
** [[WhosOnFirst No, Who's on first.]]
** TheWildcats!
** We're number 1! We're number 1!
* [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Lemon Curry?]]
** Until the word Maudling is almost totally obscured.
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[[folder:Music]]
* ''Why Does it Always Rain on Me?''
** Because you live in {{Scotland}}--get over it.
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Because you're a rain god.]]
** Because you don't go inside when it rains.
* [[PeterPan "What Made the Red Man Red?"]]
** '''Racism.'''
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ochre#Early_historical_period Ochre?]]
* [[TheBeatles Why don't we do it in the road?]] No one will be watching us.
** We'll be run over.
*** [[http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2003-04.html This won two people]] DarwinAwards.
** It will be really dirty and uncomfortable.
** Because there's a dead possum there.
** Right in front of the [[AbbeyRoadCrossing abbey]]? Ew, no!
* [[TomLehrer How did 64 get in there?]]
** It's eight squared, don't you see.
** [[TomLehrer Everybody get one? Good.]]
** The SNES needed updating.
* Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
** Just like you, they're [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny uncritically attracted to shiny objects.]]
** [[WebComic/{{XKCD}} Wait, those are turkey vultures... Are you a zombie?]]
** [[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Do they? Fascinating! Can there be a creature whose existence depends solely on its proximity to an observer?]]
* [[{{Queen}} Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?]]
** Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.
** Film/TheMatrix has you...
** Just check your [[{{Inception}} totem]], dude.
** [[MemeticMutation Is this going to be forever?]]
* ''Who Wrote the Book of Love?''
** [[LoveHurts A masochist.]]
** [[http://www.amazon.com/Book-Love-Magdalene-Line/dp/0743299973 Kathleen McGowan]].
* Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?
** [[SubvertedTrope I'm a policeman, you don't have to know my name!]]
** It seems you really want to know. Too bad.
** Yes, I play first on the Troper Baseball Team/
** Just who the hell do you think I am?
** [[Series/DoctorWho I'm the Doctor.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Just a man, or a Superman?]]
*** [[{{Queen}} Just a man, with a man's courage.]]
* Who let the dogs out?
** Film/{{Beethoven}}.
** TheWho.
*** [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]]
**** Doctor who?
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Smithers, release the hounds.]]
** the guy being chased by cats?
** The guy who uses BrandX in [[ToiletHumor Beano and some Pepto-Bismol]] commercials.
* How many roads must a man walk down?
** [[HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Forty-two.]]
** No, it's rhetorical.
*** [[TheSimpsons Rhetorical, eh? Eight!]]
** [[Literature/TheMouseThatRoared One hundred and sixty-one]].
* [[NightAtTheMuseum I'm Made of Wax, Larry. What are you made of?]]
** Fire
** Honor. And yet, I'm never the bride.
** Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, AndSomeOtherStuff.
** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Wood?]]
* What is love?
** [[WebComic/{{XKCD}} A curious game.]] [[WarGames The only winning move is not to play.]]
** A miserable little pile of baby don't hurt me.
** [[TheDevilsAdvocate Overrated. Biochemically, no different from eating a lot of chocolate.]]
** A second-hand emotion.
** A many-splendored thing.
** [[PatBenatar A battlefield]].
** [[AsTheGoodBookSays Patient; kind; it does not envy, it does not boast]], etc etc.
** Depends on [[TheFourLoves what kind of love]] you're asking for.
** [[TheBeatles All you need]].
* What would you do if I sang out of tune?
** I would stand up and walk out on you.
** I would turn off the radio.
** Ask you to stop singing.
** Yes, because your singing it bad and you should feel bad.
* Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this love that's been keeping me up all night?
** No. That would be insomnia.
** [[Film/TheProducers It's called an erection. Well, it's that or malaria. Don't worry, they have pills for everything these days.]]
* [[Music/TheOffspring Why Don't You Get A Job?]]
** I blame the recession. [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife And this website.]]
** [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob I'm independently wealthy.]]
* [[Music/TheRollingStones Pleased to meet you. Won't you guess my name?]]
** Rumpelstiltskin, gimme my baby back.
*** [[GuideDangIt Wrong]]. It's [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIQuestForTheCrown Ifnkovhgroghprm.]]
** [[SaturdayNightLive Could it be... SATAN?!]]
** Trick question - [[IHaveManyNames you have many names]].
** [[FilkSong George Lucas]].
** No. If you want to introduce yourself, you can tell me your name like a normal person, damn it.
** He won't because he's [[VideoGame/PaperMario Doo liss]]. ...Confound it, he stole a letter from my keyboard! Again!
** Your name is Not-Bob.
** Only if you guess mine.
** [[JustForFun/CandleJack Candle Ja...]]
* What is this feeling?
** Stomach pains. I'm afraid you're going to die.
** Loathing. Unadulterated loathing.
** Don't worry, you'll get over it.
** A heart attack. Call 911!
** Gas.
** The feeling that you will have been here before.
** [[Series/HowIMetYourMother You just got slapped! Across the face, my friend...]]
* War, huh! What is it good for?
** [[Discworld/{{Thud}} Freeing slaves, maybe? Defending yourself against a totalitarian aggressor?]].
* [[EagleLand "Oh, say can you... and the hooooome of the braaaaaaaave?"]]
** [[GrammarNazi Run on sentence.]]
*** [[GrammarNazi Also, missing a verb.]]
* [[Music/GunsNRoses Oh, won't you please take me home?]]
** You can't go home. You can never go home.
*** [[Music/BonJovi Who says you can't go home?]]
**** [[Music/{{Eagles}} You can check out any time you like. But you can never leave.]]
** [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe Ohmigod! Yes I will!]]
* [[Music/BlackSabbath What is this that stands before me?]]
** [[Music/GreenDay A bald guy talking in a cell phone and a marching band.]][[http://covers.box3.net/newsimg/dvdmov/max1142444300-front-cover.jpg]]
* [[Music/TheBeatles Is there anybody going to listen to my story?]]
** I've got about three minutes. Make it quick.
* Why can't we be friends?
** Because you're kind of a jerk...
* [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Why did Constantinopole]] [[CoveredUp get the works?]]
** Ask the Turks.
** They were conquered by people who had a different religion.
* [[Music/LeonardCohen What can I tell you, my brother, my killer? What could I possibly say?]]
** "Next time, check the safety on that thing"?
* [[Music/TheCure Why can't I be you?]]
** Because I'm not done being me yet.
* How many people want to kick some ass?
* [[Music/TheMoodyBlues Why do we never get an answer when we're knocking at the door with a thousand different questions about hate and death and war?]]
** Next time, ask the questions one at a time.
* [[Music/WhitneyHouston How will I know if he really loves me?]]
** [[Music/{{Cher}} It's in his kiss.]]
*** Specifically, [[SuperheroLeagueOfHoboken a kiss before the morning toothbrushing.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
* DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?
** Yeah...and it stinks!
*** IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT STINKS!
** Hells yeah, it smells delicious!
** Is that...roast beef?
*** No, it's pie!
** Is it... stone soup?
** No. [[TheNoseless I don't have a nose.]]
* What you gonna do... when Hulkamania runs wild on you?
** [[VideoGame/StarFox A barrel roll.]]
** [[{{INXS}} Gonna live my life]].
** Initiate AttackPatternAlpha.
** Do a little dance~Make a little love~
*** Get down tonight.
** [[Manga/DeathNote I'll take this chip... and eat it]]
* Miz: Really? ''Really?''
** Yes.
** Really.
* Can you dig it... SUCKAAAAA?!?!
** [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} I certainly can, and I might find coal, or gold, or even obsidian]].
** I don't know. Are you talkin' 'bout {{Shaft}}?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Theatre]]
* [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} To be, or not to be?]]
** Not to be. [[KillEmAll Definitely not to be.]]
** [[LastActionHero * large explosion* ]]
** Depends, is it nobler in spirit to suffer the slings and arrows... umm... screw it, not to be!
** True. (2B)∨¬(2B) is a tautology.
** [[TakingAThirdOption All of the above]].
* [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} What do you read, my Lord?]]
** Words, words, words.
* [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?]]
** Why does that matter? Isn't the [[FeudingFamilies real problem]] the "Montague" part?
** Because my great-uncle was named [[MythologyGag Romeus]], and my father really respected him.
* Is this a dagger that I see before me?
** No, now give me back my pencil.
** No, I'm just [[OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe happy to see you]].
* What light through yonder window breaks?
** [[Film/{{Daredevil}} The "C" train.]]
** [[SabrinaTheTeenageWitch Explosion in the chem lab.]]
** A house fire.
** It is a rock, and Juliet has a concussion.
* [[TheSoundOfMusic How do you solve a problem like Maria?]]
** With cheese.
** KillItWithFire!
** [[ReassignedToAntarctica Reassignment to Antarctica!]]
** How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
*** On film.
* [[ThePhantomOfTheOpera My God, who is this man, who hunts to kill?]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Tropes]]
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse
** He died because he didn't believe in ThePowerOfCheese.
** *Snap* There he is.
* WhatsASecretFour?
** I don't know, but [[Creator/BenjaminFranklin three of them are dead]].
*** FourIsDeath
** {{I am|NumberFour}}.
* WhosOnFirst
** Yes.
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Not the pronoun, but a player]] with the unlikely name of [[http://hijinksensue.com/2009/01/05/whos-on-eleventh Who]], is on first.
** No, [[TheWho Who's]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} on stage.]]
*** How should I know who's on stage?
**** I don't know
**** Third base
* WhatsAHenway
** It's a pun on the ambiguity created by "what is" and "what does" having homophonic contractions. [[InvertedTrope Oh sorry, I misunderstood]] - a ''hen'' weighs about 3 pounds.
* DudeWheresMyRespect
** Your wife got that in the divorce.
* HowDoIShotWeb
** Hit the button [[RetCon on your mechanical web shooters]].
** [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Fire Arrows.]] More convenient than a stick!
** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Shooting the web doesn't make much sense. The bullet would probably go through the holes in it!]]
*** Ah, so YouHaveToBurnTheWeb.
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway
** HeartIsAnAwesomePower!
* HowDidWeMissThisOne
** Looks like someone FailedASpotCheck.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Video Games]]
* [[ZeroWing Why is all my base belong to you?]]
** Because you're a stock broker - live with it.
** Because [[ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG all your alkaline chemicals got stolen.]]
* [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight What is a man?]]
** Okay, first, get a mirror. Second, look inside of it. That is a man. It can't be a woman because ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet.
** But Drac's asking it and he doesn't appear in a mirror.
*** He's no man! [[spoiler:He's a... [[AC: space station! ]] ...Vampire, you dolt.]]
**** [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] [[MemeticMutation is a man!]] And a half!
***** A [[Comicbook/{{Doom}} BERSERKER-PACKING man-and-a-half?]]
****** He tried that once. He got stuck.
** [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaJudgment The capacity to ponder your existence. That is the essence of the human soul.]] (It's too bad Drac never thought to consult his closest source.)
** [[{{Mulan}} He must be swift as the coursing river!]]
* [[{{Bubsy}} What could possibly go wrong?]]
** [[PolygonCeiling Have you seen yourself in three dimensions lately?]]
** Nothing! NothingCanStopUsNow!
** [[TopGear Don't say that!]]
** This.
** Everything. ''[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Forever]]''.
** [[{{Apollo13}} Houston, we have a problem....]]
** [[Series/{{Community}} Classic tee-up!]]
* [[PlanescapeTorment What can change the nature of a man?]]
** ...A whole lot of random stuff?
** Mind control?
** An [[StuffBlowingUp explosion]].
** Anything that could kill him.
** Simple. CharacterDevelopment.
* [[VideoGame/BioShock Who is Atlas?]]
** Some Irish dude [[spoiler:who isn't even Irish.]]
** Would you kindly?
*** No.
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Atlas Someone you've never heard of.]]
** VideoGame/{{P|ortal}}-Body's partner.
** The Titan who holds up the sky.
** [[{{Atlus}} This game company that gets off on our tears.]]
* [[VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution Why do you need Konami Original Songs?]]
** Because otherwise the game would be infused with even more terrible pop songs than it is now.
* Where In The World Is CarmenSandiego?
** Behind you.
** Dating Waldo.
** Oh, you know, stealing something improbable or impossible. Again.
* [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Y'think youz can sneek about wifout me boyz seein' ya?]]
** [[{{Daria}} Well, it would be stupid to say yes, now.]]
** [[Memes/TabletopGames Maybe you ought to have painted yourself purple?]]
** [[MetalGear That's what the box is for.]]
** ''That'' is a decoy. The fellow to your left - *dramatic pause* - '''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 IS A SPY!]]'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Web Original]]
* [[WebVideo/YugiohTheAbridgedSeries Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?]]
** Yeah, so?
*** That's against the rules, isn't it?
***** Actually, there are several situations in which it is perfectly within the rules to summon more than one monster in a turn. It's called a Special Summon. Look at your freakin' rulebook.
**** ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney!
**** Screw the rules, I have green hair!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WhateverHappenedToRobotJones''
** [[TooGoodToLast He was canned.]]
** [[TheOtherDarrin His voice changed]] [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks and people hated it]].
* ''ScoobyDoo, Where Are You?''
** Hiding [[BehindAStick behind a skinny tree]] from a con artist in a cheap monster costume.
** ''WhatsNewScoobyDoo''
** Eh, not much. You?
* [[TheAmazingChanAndTheChanClan Whodunit, whodunit? Who came and stole my heart away?]]
** A MadScientist looking for parts to build [[ReplacementGoldfish his new daughter]] with. You may wanna get it back, and keep an eye on your kidneys and liver while you're at it.
* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Do alligators alligate?]]
** Only when they think nobody's watching.
** It'd be [[{{Scandalgate}} scandalous]] if someone found out.
* [[WesternAnimation/BeastWars Why universe hate Waspinator?]]
** You're the ButtMonkey, I'm afraid.
* [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitans Who is Slade?]]
** Not a [[Anime/TekkamanBlade Teknoman]].
** [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress The only mineral that can't be mined]].
*** [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Ah, is that what the bedrock layer's made of?]]
* [[Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove Why do we even have that lever?]]
** It was on sale.
** [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress To unleash burning magma death on EVERYTHING.]]
* Where ''is'' CarmenSandiego?
** Filed under Video Games.
* [[TheVentureBrothers Cigar?]]
** [[PoliceSquad Yes, it is]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Other]]
* How do hedgehogs reproduce?
** Very carefully.
** [[{{Squick}} I saw the video in seventh grade science class.]] They do it doggy style.
** I dunno, try reading [[SonicTheHedgehog his]] fanfiction.
* Why did the chicken cross the road?
** To get to the other side.
** She was suffering from a terrible case of insomnia, making her desperate to get [[IncrediblyLamePun tired]].
** [[ComedicSociopathy I don't think it had much choice after I chucked out there]].
** [[BicentennialMan Perhaps a predator was chasing it.]]
** To get to a restaraunt?
** It's a sad day when a chicken can't cross a road without it's motives being questioned.
* What's your name?
** I! AM! Franchise/{{B|atman}}ATMAN!
** [[Music/TheBeatles You know my name, look up the number.]]
** [[DwayneJohnson IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!]]
** MyNameIsInigoMontoya
*** [[YouKilledMyFather I killed your father.]]
*** PrepareToDie
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a67H_0gOEYM I'm Fred the Beard.]]
** [[{{Roots}} Kunta. Kunta Kinte.]]
** [[JustForFun/CandleJack candle ja-]]
** IAmSpartacus
*** No, I am Spartacus!
*** No, I am!
*** It is I!
*** [[spoiler:Well, I know I'm not Spartacus...]]
*** [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian I'm Brian, and so is my wife!]]
** [[Series/DoctorWho Just "the Doctor".]]
** Bond. JamesBond. [Theme tune]
** [[MathematiciansAnswer No it isn't]].
** [[TransformersAnimated My name is Optimus Prime!]]
** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail What's your quest?]]
** Who's your daddy?
* [[FanFic Will X and Y get together?]]
** [[ShipToShipCombat No! X should be with Z!]]
* How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
** When girl gets male gametes all in her mature female gamete or gametes, embryo attaches to uterine wall, absorbs nutrition from girl, and grows into babby.
** "Special hugging" between ignorant people.
** Well, [[VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing when a stork and a cabbage love each other very much]]...
* When was the War of 1812 fought?
** 1813. Both sides were terrible procrastinators.
* [[MindScrew What is the answer to this question?]]
** [[MathematiciansAnswer Any response I give.]]
** No, it isn't.
** [[{{QI}} Blue whale.]] ''[[[MostWonderfulSound klaxon]]]''
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuidetotheGalaxy 42!!!]]
* [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?]]
** Because [[{{Transformers}} YoUr LiFe iS pAiN]].
** [[ManosTheHandsOfFate tHe MaStEr InSiStS uPoN iT.]]
* How's school?
** Crappy
* [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime What]] [[HomeImprovement time]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howdy_Doody is it?]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4 Peanut Butter Jelly Time!]]
** [[HitchhikersGuide Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.]]
** [[LifeOnMars Beer]] [[AshesToAshes o'clock]].
** [[SpotOfTea Tea time]].
*** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} It's Teh-ah-tim-eh!]]
** [[HighSchoolMusical SUMMERTIME! IT'S OUR VACATION!]]
** [[LoadingReadyRun Bagel time, it's bagel time, hey everybody it's bagel time!]]
** [[Music/BeastieBoys IT'S TIME TO GET ILL!]]
** Dan 'o clock!
* Why can't I hold all these limes?
** Because you're trying to type and carry fruit at the same time, and you only have two hands. Maybe a basket of some sort would help.
* Can't we all just get along?
** No. [[ComedicSociopathy That would]] [[TheVillainMakesThePlot be boring.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Subversions]]
* Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
** No one: The tomb isn't underground.
* When was the War of 1812 fought?
** From 1812 to 1815.
** Or from 1812 to 1814. The Battle of New Orleans took place after the Treaty of Ghent was signed
* How long was The Hundred Years War?
** About 116 years, give or take.
* How long was The ThirtyYearsWar?
** Thirty years, or forty-one if you include the Franco-Spanish War.
** Twenty-nine.
* "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
** Looks like the backstroke.
** [[{{Ducktales}} Uh....the Watusi?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} He appears to be giving you the finger, sir.]]
** Drowning. [[WhatTheHellHero You could have saved him instead of sitting there bitching about it, you know.]]
* Why do we have to climb that mountain?
** Because it's there!
** [[BrickJoke That's where we parked.]]
** ''You'' might feel obligated. ''I'm'' not climbing the damn thing unless there's something in it for me.
* What was the color of George Washington's white horse?
** [[https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Gray_%28horse%29 Grey]].
* What colour is a white rhino?
** Black. The word "white" in the name is a mistranslation and really should be "wide".
[[/folder]]
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[[foldercontrol]]
[[folder:Advertising]]
* This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
** Yeah: does alcohol count as a drug? Just, coz, y'know, the frying doesn't really work as a metaphor with booze... Great, now you've made me hungry. Can I have the egg, please?
** Can I have my brain scrambled with toast?
** [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Are you going to eat my brain? Because I'm really hungry. Mostly from doing drugs.]]
*** [[JonathanCoulton Yes, but we're not unreasonable. No one's gonna eat your eyes.]]
** Yes. [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs What are you]] ''on''? [[BillHicks I have been on so many mushrooms that I have seen the sky rip asunder, a UFO come down, take me aboard, and the crew explain to me all the secrets of the universe, but I have never, ever, EVER thought that an egg was a fuckin' brain! Now, it's being eaten by a hobbit riding a unicorn, but it's still an egg!]]
** Yeah, [[ANightmareOnElmStreet what are you on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me.]]
** If my brain is a raw egg, and my brain on drugs is a ''cooked'' egg, wouldn't drugs be good for my brain, as they would kill bacteria?
*** From a human perspective, that's all fine and dandy, but from a chicken's perspective...so I guess the message is that chickens shouldn't do drugs.
* What's in your wallet?
** Lemme see, there's a 1, a 5, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick a condom]], my driver's license...
* It's 11:00: do you know where you children are?
** [[TheSimpsons I told you last night, no!]].
** Wait, I have children? Why wasn't I told?
* How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
** [[LunarTheSilverStar That's not me, it's a stupid owl that does that!]]
** [[JohnnyBravo Cool! Free lolipop!!!]] *rips off wrapper* Nom nom nom.
** One. Two-hooo. [[That70sShow Three- ah screw it! -Crunch-]]
* What would you do for a Klondike bar?
** [[Film/ThreeHundred Dine... in hell!!!!]]
*** But then it'd melt...
**** Not necessarily, if [[Literature/TheDivineComedy Dante]] is right.
** [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Go to the store's freezer section, take one out, take it to the checkout, pay the price plus tax, and leave.]]
*** Take it from this guy as he leaves the store. Should save me about three bucks.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_do_you_want_to_go_today%3F Where do you want to go today?]]
** [[TheHoneymooners To the moon, Alice.]]
* Where's the beef?
** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus It's over there, in a box.]]
* '''WAZZUP?'''
** A perspective-based fictitious directional concept generated by flat thinking on a round-planet, differing radically based on location on the globe or on other globes.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Anime]]
* [[{{Fafner}} Are you there?]]
** Why yes I am...as far as I know, anyway.
* [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Who's that Pokémon?!]]
** [[Webcomic/VGCats It's]] [[AscendedGlitch Missingn-]] [[CurseCutShort FUUUU...]]
* [[TsubasaReservoirChronicle Who's]] [[MyOwnGrandpa your daddy?]]
** [[MindScrew You don't want to know.]]
** [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Darth Vader]]
** [[Literature/AllYouZombies I am. And I'm my mother. And I'm the person who put them together. But where did you come from?]]
** [[HeroicBastard I don't know, and neither does my mom!]]
* [[Anime/DigimonAdventure Who can count backwards from ten?]]
** [[DubInducedPlotHole The programmer?]]
** 10...01...00... Done.
** 10...0F...0E...0D...0C...0B...0A...09...08...07...06...05...04...03...02...01...00... Done.
** [[Music/TomLehrer Wernher von Braun.]]
* [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Just who the hell do you think I am]]?
** Somebody.
** Everybody.
** [[MemeticMutation The Goddamned]] Comicbook/{{Batman}}
** A poor excuse for Kamina. Seriously, put some diaphragm into it!
*** ''Just who the hell'' '''''DO YOU THINK I AM!?'''''
*** Better.
* Is {{Toonami}} [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lotTngXQwDQ a failed experiment, destined for destruction?]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Comic Books]]
* [[AllStarBatmanAndRobin What, are you dense?]]
** Are you retarded or something?
** Who the hell do you think I am?
*** You are [[TheBeatles the walrus]], goo goo g'joob.
** ''Rho'', I don't think so.
** No, I'm kinda sparse.
* Who watches the Comicbook/{{Watchmen}}?
** TheWatcher, duh.
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Me. I watch myself all the time.]]
** Whoever owns the probably watched it at least once.
* [[{{Deadpool}} Do I still think in those little yellow boxes?]]
** Apparently not, you think in TV Tropes bullet points.
* Who is TheQuestion?
** Charles Victor Szazs A.K.A. Vic Sage and Renee Montoya.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Film]]
* WhatEverHappenedToBabyJane
** She got old and went mad after her sister tried to kill her.
** She just goes by Jane now.
* WhoSlewAuntieRoo?
** Christopher and Katy.
** [[WinnieThePooh Kanga]]? Fearing for her nephew?
* DudeWheresMyCar
** Like, parked somewhere.
** In the impound lot.
** It's right over there.
** Dude, we came here in my car.
** It's on top of that mountain.
* WhosHarryCrumb?
** JohnCandy.
* Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit?
** Judge Doom.
* GuessWhosComingToDinner?
** Dr. John Wade Prentice.
* Is that a moon?
** [[Film/ANewHope That's no moon.]]
* [[Film/TheMatrix Why, Mr. Anderson, why]]? Why do you PERSIST?
** Because [[RhymesOnADime I'm]] [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Mewtwo]].
* WhoAmI?
** JackieChan
** [[LesMiserables I'M JEAN VALJEAN!!!]]
** [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 I am pure Krogan; you should be in awe.]]
** [[Series/{{Babylon5}} I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andrei and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance... and the boot that's going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am Death Incarnate, and the last thing you are ever gonna see.]] ''[[BadassBoast God sent me.]]''
** [[Franchise/{{Batman}} I'm Batman.]]
** [[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick I'm a sexy, shoeless god of war!]]
** [[Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie The Eighth Doctor.]]
* [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Do you fear death?]]
** No. [[Series/RedDwarf If he comes near me I'm gonna rip his nipples off!]]
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Death's not so bad, but I know he doesn't like to play chess. He always forgets how the horse piece moves.]]
** [[WebComic/{{XKCD}} I think he's still occupied with Gary Gygax.]]
* [[AFewGoodMen You want answers?!]]
** No, I want you to admit that you gave Lt Kendrick the order to have his men perform illegal disciplinary actions on Pvt Santiago.
** I have the answer - [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy it was "42"]]. I want the question.
* [[Franchise/{{Batman}} You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?]]
** No.
** Yes, and it ended up being [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine the best episode of the series]].
** Seriously, what does that even mean?
*** [[{{Dogma}} But I do believe in this.]]
** Yes. He's the worst dancer ever. My feet hurt for days!
*** Oh, sure, make it all my fault. Have ''you'' ever tried dancing with two hooves on a bipedal body? I'm doing my best, dammit!
** [[ImAMarvelAndImADC Yeah. He told me you're gay.]]
** Yeah, but the guy can't lead to save his life.
** [[{{QI}} Which moon are we talking about?]]
* [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?]]
** What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
** [[http://style.org/unladenswallow/ Eleven meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.]]
* [[Film/ThePrincessBride Do you have six fingers on your right hand?]]
** Do you always start your conversations this way?
*** ...maybe.
** I have four or five fingers on my right hand, depending on whether or not you include the thumb.
* [[TheLoveGuru If your uncle Jack helped you off an elephant,]] [[DoubleEntendre would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Giggity.]]
** No. [[NoodleIncident Not after last time]].
** [[LiteralMinded Sure,]] [[EntendreFailure if he was having trouble getting off.]]
** No, elephants are an endangered species and should be protected, not offed.
* [[Film/TheDarkKnight Why so serious?]]
** [[Film/{{Batman}} 'cause I dance with the Devil by the pale moonlight.]] ''[[WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses *wink*]]''
** Why not so serious?
** Because Christopher Nolan clearly didn't have much of a handle on the Joker's character.
* [[GranTorino Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with?]]
** Fucker gave me AIDS.
* [[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?]]
** [[TheXFiles The FBI?]]
*** The RCMP.
** The police.
** ''[[Series/TokumeiSentaiGoBusters Go-Busters!!]]''
* [[{{Grease}} Who put the bomp in the bomp sh-bomp sh-bomp?]] Who put the lam in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7giOrKYIwpQ The Marcels]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KStsPPgeka4 The Edsels]], respectively.
* [[StarWars If this is a councilor ship, where's the ambassador?]]
** In the loo.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Literature]]
* ''They Shoot Horses, Don't They?''
** Yeah, sometimes.
* [[Creator/AynRand Who is John Galt?]]
** [[HitchhikersGuide John Galt's just this guy, you know?]]
** [[AuthorFilibuster This guy who doesn't shut up.]]
** Who?
** The guy who's going to rant and rave for 140 pages, when the world continues to muddle along without him, unchanged from before. "It's anti-life and anti-man!"
*** [[NewGods Anti-life]]?
*** A CatchPhrase of Ayn Rand's.
** Some guy with a big mouth and ''way'' too much time on his hands.
** The Scottish novelist who founded the Canadian city of Guelph.
** One of [[BioShock Atlas']] aliases.
* Who breaks a butterfly on the wheel?
** ChuckNorris.
* ''DoAndroidsDreamOfElectricSheep''
** No. Androids only dream of the systematic annihilation of all mankind.
** Actually, we do sometimes dream of [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Ampharos]] and [[VideoGame/MegaMan10 Sheep Man]].
* [[TheStinkyCheeseMan What color is the blue whale?]]
** Orange. It was swimming in dye.
** Greyish
** Pink
* [[PunyEarthlings Pathetic Earthlings!]] Who will save you now?
** [[Film/FlashGordon Flash!]] ([[Music/{{Queen}} Aa-aah!]]) - he'll save every one of us!
** Superman!
* [[TheDarkTower Why did the dead baby cross the road?]]
** To get to the other... HOLY SHIT! ZOMBIE BABY!
** ...Catapult?
* WheresWaldo
** In hiding.
** Dating Carmen Sandiego.
** Where's Hiding?
*** [[YouFailLogicForever Outside Waldo.]]
** [[http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=waldo,+ Marion County, Ohio.]]
*** [[http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=waldo,+ Near Magnolia, Arkansas]]
* [[Literature/{{Discworld}} What's it all about, really, when you get right down to it?]]
** You can't trust any bugger farther than you can throw him, and you can't do anything about it, so let's have a drink.
** [[Literature/GoodOmens The point is...dolphins.]]
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Cats. Cats are nice.]]
** [[{{Meganekko}} Cute girls in glasses.]]
** [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes We're here to]] [[http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/articles/MacDonald-Evangelicals_files/Hardin.jpg devour each other alive.]]
** [[TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy The chances of finding out what's really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire''
** Ooh! Me me me!
** But not Bill Gates.
*** Mostly because if he became a millionaire he'd have to give up his billionaire status.
** I do! I do!
* [[{{Dallas}} Who shot J.R.?]]
** Lee Harvey Oswald.
** [[WatchMen The Comedian.]]
* [[FlightOfTheConchords What makes a man a man? Am I a man?"]]
** Yes. Technically.
** Unless you're a woman. It's kind of hard to tell over the internet.
** Are you Linkara?
** "[[TheBigLebowski That, and a pair of testicles]]."
** No, [[Film/TheMuppets you're a Muppet.]]
** Is it the way he fights every day?
*** [[{{Orgazmo}} No, it's probably the tithes.]]
* [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Brain and brain, what is brain?]]
** It's a large organ inside your skull. [[{{Airplane}} But that's not important right now.]]
** [[PinkyAndTheBrain It's this rodent who keeps trying to take over the world.]]
* Series/DoctorWho?
** Smith, John Smith.
** Exactly!
*** [[IAmNotShazam I Am Not Who.]]
** [[WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja McNinja]].
** (Singing) [[PlanetOfTheApes Doctor Zaius,]][[TheSimpsons Doctor Zaius!]]
** ...Hugh...wait no, some bizarre equation...wait no, Bobbie. Yep, that's it.
** He's [[WhosOnFirst the guy on first]], isn't he?
*** What?
**** No, he's on second.
** [[NotThatKindOfDoctor Not that kind.]]
** ...You didn't ask that on the fields of Trenzalore did you? Because if you did we're in some serious shit.
* Who was that masked man?
** TheLoneRanger, obviously. I mean, it's [[GenreSavvy the title of the show...]]
** Anonymous
** [[spoiler:[[VideoGame/MOTHER3 Claus]]]].
** [[KamenRider Kamen Rider~Kamen Rider~]]
** Who? Who is the perform following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask! I am not questioning your powers of observation, I am merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. But you may call me [[VForVendetta V]].
** [[MarbleHornets Tim]].
* "Who will be...the DeadliestWarrior?"
** Me, that's who.
** [[VideoGame/DukeNukem Always bet on Duke.]]
** SHAQ! (Cuz' he can dig it.)
** The least dead warrior.
** The zombies after they zombify the Spartans.
* [[Series/BabylonFive What do you want?]]
** MORE MONEY!
*** How do you want it?
**** [[TheProudFamily IN CASH!]]
**** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Fry's dog!]]
** [[CutShort An ending.]]
** [[Series/ThePrisoner Information.]]
** [[TheXFiles The truth!]]
*** [[AFewGoodMen You can't handle the truth!]]
* [[SesameStreet What's the name of that song?]]
** [[NameThatTune I can name that tune in three!]]
* WhoseLineIsItAnyway
** HeyThatsMyLine!
* [[Series/ThePrisoner Who is Number 1?]]
** I'm not sure, but I'll be looking out for him.
** [[WhosOnFirst No, Who's on first.]]
** TheWildcats!
** We're number 1! We're number 1!
* [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Lemon Curry?]]
** Until the word Maudling is almost totally obscured.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Music]]
* ''Why Does it Always Rain on Me?''
** Because you live in {{Scotland}}--get over it.
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Because you're a rain god.]]
** Because you don't go inside when it rains.
* [[PeterPan "What Made the Red Man Red?"]]
** '''Racism.'''
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ochre#Early_historical_period Ochre?]]
* [[TheBeatles Why don't we do it in the road?]] No one will be watching us.
** We'll be run over.
*** [[http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2003-04.html This won two people]] DarwinAwards.
** It will be really dirty and uncomfortable.
** Because there's a dead possum there.
** Right in front of the [[AbbeyRoadCrossing abbey]]? Ew, no!
* [[TomLehrer How did 64 get in there?]]
** It's eight squared, don't you see.
** [[TomLehrer Everybody get one? Good.]]
** The SNES needed updating.
* Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
** Just like you, they're [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny uncritically attracted to shiny objects.]]
** [[WebComic/{{XKCD}} Wait, those are turkey vultures... Are you a zombie?]]
** [[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Do they? Fascinating! Can there be a creature whose existence depends solely on its proximity to an observer?]]
* [[{{Queen}} Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?]]
** Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.
** Film/TheMatrix has you...
** Just check your [[{{Inception}} totem]], dude.
** [[MemeticMutation Is this going to be forever?]]
* ''Who Wrote the Book of Love?''
** [[LoveHurts A masochist.]]
** [[http://www.amazon.com/Book-Love-Magdalene-Line/dp/0743299973 Kathleen McGowan]].
* Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?
** [[SubvertedTrope I'm a policeman, you don't have to know my name!]]
** It seems you really want to know. Too bad.
** Yes, I play first on the Troper Baseball Team/
** Just who the hell do you think I am?
** [[Series/DoctorWho I'm the Doctor.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Just a man, or a Superman?]]
*** [[{{Queen}} Just a man, with a man's courage.]]
* Who let the dogs out?
** Film/{{Beethoven}}.
** TheWho.
*** [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]]
**** Doctor who?
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Smithers, release the hounds.]]
** the guy being chased by cats?
** The guy who uses BrandX in [[ToiletHumor Beano and some Pepto-Bismol]] commercials.
* How many roads must a man walk down?
** [[HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Forty-two.]]
** No, it's rhetorical.
*** [[TheSimpsons Rhetorical, eh? Eight!]]
** [[Literature/TheMouseThatRoared One hundred and sixty-one]].
* [[NightAtTheMuseum I'm Made of Wax, Larry. What are you made of?]]
** Fire
** Honor. And yet, I'm never the bride.
** Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, AndSomeOtherStuff.
** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Wood?]]
* What is love?
** [[WebComic/{{XKCD}} A curious game.]] [[WarGames The only winning move is not to play.]]
** A miserable little pile of baby don't hurt me.
** [[TheDevilsAdvocate Overrated. Biochemically, no different from eating a lot of chocolate.]]
** A second-hand emotion.
** A many-splendored thing.
** [[PatBenatar A battlefield]].
** [[AsTheGoodBookSays Patient; kind; it does not envy, it does not boast]], etc etc.
** Depends on [[TheFourLoves what kind of love]] you're asking for.
** [[TheBeatles All you need]].
* What would you do if I sang out of tune?
** I would stand up and walk out on you.
** I would turn off the radio.
** Ask you to stop singing.
** Yes, because your singing it bad and you should feel bad.
* Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this love that's been keeping me up all night?
** No. That would be insomnia.
** [[Film/TheProducers It's called an erection. Well, it's that or malaria. Don't worry, they have pills for everything these days.]]
* [[Music/TheOffspring Why Don't You Get A Job?]]
** I blame the recession. [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife And this website.]]
** [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob I'm independently wealthy.]]
* [[Music/TheRollingStones Pleased to meet you. Won't you guess my name?]]
** Rumpelstiltskin, gimme my baby back.
*** [[GuideDangIt Wrong]]. It's [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIQuestForTheCrown Ifnkovhgroghprm.]]
** [[SaturdayNightLive Could it be... SATAN?!]]
** Trick question - [[IHaveManyNames you have many names]].
** [[FilkSong George Lucas]].
** No. If you want to introduce yourself, you can tell me your name like a normal person, damn it.
** He won't because he's [[VideoGame/PaperMario Doo liss]]. ...Confound it, he stole a letter from my keyboard! Again!
** Your name is Not-Bob.
** Only if you guess mine.
** [[JustForFun/CandleJack Candle Ja...]]
* What is this feeling?
** Stomach pains. I'm afraid you're going to die.
** Loathing. Unadulterated loathing.
** Don't worry, you'll get over it.
** A heart attack. Call 911!
** Gas.
** The feeling that you will have been here before.
** [[Series/HowIMetYourMother You just got slapped! Across the face, my friend...]]
* War, huh! What is it good for?
** [[Discworld/{{Thud}} Freeing slaves, maybe? Defending yourself against a totalitarian aggressor?]].
* [[EagleLand "Oh, say can you... and the hooooome of the braaaaaaaave?"]]
** [[GrammarNazi Run on sentence.]]
*** [[GrammarNazi Also, missing a verb.]]
* [[Music/GunsNRoses Oh, won't you please take me home?]]
** You can't go home. You can never go home.
*** [[Music/BonJovi Who says you can't go home?]]
**** [[Music/{{Eagles}} You can check out any time you like. But you can never leave.]]
** [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe Ohmigod! Yes I will!]]
* [[Music/BlackSabbath What is this that stands before me?]]
** [[Music/GreenDay A bald guy talking in a cell phone and a marching band.]][[http://covers.box3.net/newsimg/dvdmov/max1142444300-front-cover.jpg]]
* [[Music/TheBeatles Is there anybody going to listen to my story?]]
** I've got about three minutes. Make it quick.
* Why can't we be friends?
** Because you're kind of a jerk...
* [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Why did Constantinopole]] [[CoveredUp get the works?]]
** Ask the Turks.
** They were conquered by people who had a different religion.
* [[Music/LeonardCohen What can I tell you, my brother, my killer? What could I possibly say?]]
** "Next time, check the safety on that thing"?
* [[Music/TheCure Why can't I be you?]]
** Because I'm not done being me yet.
* How many people want to kick some ass?
* [[Music/TheMoodyBlues Why do we never get an answer when we're knocking at the door with a thousand different questions about hate and death and war?]]
** Next time, ask the questions one at a time.
* [[Music/WhitneyHouston How will I know if he really loves me?]]
** [[Music/{{Cher}} It's in his kiss.]]
*** Specifically, [[SuperheroLeagueOfHoboken a kiss before the morning toothbrushing.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
* DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?
** Yeah...and it stinks!
*** IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT STINKS!
** Hells yeah, it smells delicious!
** Is that...roast beef?
*** No, it's pie!
** Is it... stone soup?
** No. [[TheNoseless I don't have a nose.]]
* What you gonna do... when Hulkamania runs wild on you?
** [[VideoGame/StarFox A barrel roll.]]
** [[{{INXS}} Gonna live my life]].
** Initiate AttackPatternAlpha.
** Do a little dance~Make a little love~
*** Get down tonight.
** [[Manga/DeathNote I'll take this chip... and eat it]]
* Miz: Really? ''Really?''
** Yes.
** Really.
* Can you dig it... SUCKAAAAA?!?!
** [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} I certainly can, and I might find coal, or gold, or even obsidian]].
** I don't know. Are you talkin' 'bout {{Shaft}}?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Theatre]]
* [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} To be, or not to be?]]
** Not to be. [[KillEmAll Definitely not to be.]]
** [[LastActionHero * large explosion* ]]
** Depends, is it nobler in spirit to suffer the slings and arrows... umm... screw it, not to be!
** True. (2B)∨¬(2B) is a tautology.
** [[TakingAThirdOption All of the above]].
* [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} What do you read, my Lord?]]
** Words, words, words.
* [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?]]
** Why does that matter? Isn't the [[FeudingFamilies real problem]] the "Montague" part?
** Because my great-uncle was named [[MythologyGag Romeus]], and my father really respected him.
* Is this a dagger that I see before me?
** No, now give me back my pencil.
** No, I'm just [[OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe happy to see you]].
* What light through yonder window breaks?
** [[Film/{{Daredevil}} The "C" train.]]
** [[SabrinaTheTeenageWitch Explosion in the chem lab.]]
** A house fire.
** It is a rock, and Juliet has a concussion.
* [[TheSoundOfMusic How do you solve a problem like Maria?]]
** With cheese.
** KillItWithFire!
** [[ReassignedToAntarctica Reassignment to Antarctica!]]
** How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
*** On film.
* [[ThePhantomOfTheOpera My God, who is this man, who hunts to kill?]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Tropes]]
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse
** He died because he didn't believe in ThePowerOfCheese.
** *Snap* There he is.
* WhatsASecretFour?
** I don't know, but [[Creator/BenjaminFranklin three of them are dead]].
*** FourIsDeath
** {{I am|NumberFour}}.
* WhosOnFirst
** Yes.
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Not the pronoun, but a player]] with the unlikely name of [[http://hijinksensue.com/2009/01/05/whos-on-eleventh Who]], is on first.
** No, [[TheWho Who's]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} on stage.]]
*** How should I know who's on stage?
**** I don't know
**** Third base
* WhatsAHenway
** It's a pun on the ambiguity created by "what is" and "what does" having homophonic contractions. [[InvertedTrope Oh sorry, I misunderstood]] - a ''hen'' weighs about 3 pounds.
* DudeWheresMyRespect
** Your wife got that in the divorce.
* HowDoIShotWeb
** Hit the button [[RetCon on your mechanical web shooters]].
** [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Fire Arrows.]] More convenient than a stick!
** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Shooting the web doesn't make much sense. The bullet would probably go through the holes in it!]]
*** Ah, so YouHaveToBurnTheWeb.
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway
** HeartIsAnAwesomePower!
* HowDidWeMissThisOne
** Looks like someone FailedASpotCheck.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Video Games]]
* [[ZeroWing Why is all my base belong to you?]]
** Because you're a stock broker - live with it.
** Because [[ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG all your alkaline chemicals got stolen.]]
* [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight What is a man?]]
** Okay, first, get a mirror. Second, look inside of it. That is a man. It can't be a woman because ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet.
** But Drac's asking it and he doesn't appear in a mirror.
*** He's no man! [[spoiler:He's a... [[AC: space station! ]] ...Vampire, you dolt.]]
**** [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] [[MemeticMutation is a man!]] And a half!
***** A [[Comicbook/{{Doom}} BERSERKER-PACKING man-and-a-half?]]
****** He tried that once. He got stuck.
** [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaJudgment The capacity to ponder your existence. That is the essence of the human soul.]] (It's too bad Drac never thought to consult his closest source.)
** [[{{Mulan}} He must be swift as the coursing river!]]
* [[{{Bubsy}} What could possibly go wrong?]]
** [[PolygonCeiling Have you seen yourself in three dimensions lately?]]
** Nothing! NothingCanStopUsNow!
** [[TopGear Don't say that!]]
** This.
** Everything. ''[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Forever]]''.
** [[{{Apollo13}} Houston, we have a problem....]]
** [[Series/{{Community}} Classic tee-up!]]
* [[PlanescapeTorment What can change the nature of a man?]]
** ...A whole lot of random stuff?
** Mind control?
** An [[StuffBlowingUp explosion]].
** Anything that could kill him.
** Simple. CharacterDevelopment.
* [[VideoGame/BioShock Who is Atlas?]]
** Some Irish dude [[spoiler:who isn't even Irish.]]
** Would you kindly?
*** No.
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Atlas Someone you've never heard of.]]
** VideoGame/{{P|ortal}}-Body's partner.
** The Titan who holds up the sky.
** [[{{Atlus}} This game company that gets off on our tears.]]
* [[VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution Why do you need Konami Original Songs?]]
** Because otherwise the game would be infused with even more terrible pop songs than it is now.
* Where In The World Is CarmenSandiego?
** Behind you.
** Dating Waldo.
** Oh, you know, stealing something improbable or impossible. Again.
* [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Y'think youz can sneek about wifout me boyz seein' ya?]]
** [[{{Daria}} Well, it would be stupid to say yes, now.]]
** [[Memes/TabletopGames Maybe you ought to have painted yourself purple?]]
** [[MetalGear That's what the box is for.]]
** ''That'' is a decoy. The fellow to your left - *dramatic pause* - '''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 IS A SPY!]]'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Web Original]]
* [[WebVideo/YugiohTheAbridgedSeries Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?]]
** Yeah, so?
*** That's against the rules, isn't it?
***** Actually, there are several situations in which it is perfectly within the rules to summon more than one monster in a turn. It's called a Special Summon. Look at your freakin' rulebook.
**** ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney!
**** Screw the rules, I have green hair!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WhateverHappenedToRobotJones''
** [[TooGoodToLast He was canned.]]
** [[TheOtherDarrin His voice changed]] [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks and people hated it]].
* ''ScoobyDoo, Where Are You?''
** Hiding [[BehindAStick behind a skinny tree]] from a con artist in a cheap monster costume.
** ''WhatsNewScoobyDoo''
** Eh, not much. You?
* [[TheAmazingChanAndTheChanClan Whodunit, whodunit? Who came and stole my heart away?]]
** A MadScientist looking for parts to build [[ReplacementGoldfish his new daughter]] with. You may wanna get it back, and keep an eye on your kidneys and liver while you're at it.
* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Do alligators alligate?]]
** Only when they think nobody's watching.
** It'd be [[{{Scandalgate}} scandalous]] if someone found out.
* [[WesternAnimation/BeastWars Why universe hate Waspinator?]]
** You're the ButtMonkey, I'm afraid.
* [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitans Who is Slade?]]
** Not a [[Anime/TekkamanBlade Teknoman]].
** [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress The only mineral that can't be mined]].
*** [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Ah, is that what the bedrock layer's made of?]]
* [[Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove Why do we even have that lever?]]
** It was on sale.
** [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress To unleash burning magma death on EVERYTHING.]]
* Where ''is'' CarmenSandiego?
** Filed under Video Games.
* [[TheVentureBrothers Cigar?]]
** [[PoliceSquad Yes, it is]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Other]]
* How do hedgehogs reproduce?
** Very carefully.
** [[{{Squick}} I saw the video in seventh grade science class.]] They do it doggy style.
** I dunno, try reading [[SonicTheHedgehog his]] fanfiction.
* Why did the chicken cross the road?
** To get to the other side.
** She was suffering from a terrible case of insomnia, making her desperate to get [[IncrediblyLamePun tired]].
** [[ComedicSociopathy I don't think it had much choice after I chucked out there]].
** [[BicentennialMan Perhaps a predator was chasing it.]]
** To get to a restaraunt?
** It's a sad day when a chicken can't cross a road without it's motives being questioned.
* What's your name?
** I! AM! Franchise/{{B|atman}}ATMAN!
** [[Music/TheBeatles You know my name, look up the number.]]
** [[DwayneJohnson IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!]]
** MyNameIsInigoMontoya
*** [[YouKilledMyFather I killed your father.]]
*** PrepareToDie
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a67H_0gOEYM I'm Fred the Beard.]]
** [[{{Roots}} Kunta. Kunta Kinte.]]
** [[JustForFun/CandleJack candle ja-]]
** IAmSpartacus
*** No, I am Spartacus!
*** No, I am!
*** It is I!
*** [[spoiler:Well, I know I'm not Spartacus...]]
*** [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian I'm Brian, and so is my wife!]]
** [[Series/DoctorWho Just "the Doctor".]]
** Bond. JamesBond. [Theme tune]
** [[MathematiciansAnswer No it isn't]].
** [[TransformersAnimated My name is Optimus Prime!]]
** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail What's your quest?]]
** Who's your daddy?
* [[FanFic Will X and Y get together?]]
** [[ShipToShipCombat No! X should be with Z!]]
* How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
** When girl gets male gametes all in her mature female gamete or gametes, embryo attaches to uterine wall, absorbs nutrition from girl, and grows into babby.
** "Special hugging" between ignorant people.
** Well, [[VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing when a stork and a cabbage love each other very much]]...
* When was the War of 1812 fought?
** 1813. Both sides were terrible procrastinators.
* [[MindScrew What is the answer to this question?]]
** [[MathematiciansAnswer Any response I give.]]
** No, it isn't.
** [[{{QI}} Blue whale.]] ''[[[MostWonderfulSound klaxon]]]''
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuidetotheGalaxy 42!!!]]
* [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?]]
** Because [[{{Transformers}} YoUr LiFe iS pAiN]].
** [[ManosTheHandsOfFate tHe MaStEr InSiStS uPoN iT.]]
* How's school?
** Crappy
* [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime What]] [[HomeImprovement time]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howdy_Doody is it?]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4 Peanut Butter Jelly Time!]]
** [[HitchhikersGuide Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.]]
** [[LifeOnMars Beer]] [[AshesToAshes o'clock]].
** [[SpotOfTea Tea time]].
*** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} It's Teh-ah-tim-eh!]]
** [[HighSchoolMusical SUMMERTIME! IT'S OUR VACATION!]]
** [[LoadingReadyRun Bagel time, it's bagel time, hey everybody it's bagel time!]]
** [[Music/BeastieBoys IT'S TIME TO GET ILL!]]
** Dan 'o clock!
* Why can't I hold all these limes?
** Because you're trying to type and carry fruit at the same time, and you only have two hands. Maybe a basket of some sort would help.
* Can't we all just get along?
** No. [[ComedicSociopathy That would]] [[TheVillainMakesThePlot be boring.]]
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* Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
** No one: The tomb isn't underground.
* When was the War of 1812 fought?
** From 1812 to 1815.
** Or from 1812 to 1814. The Battle of New Orleans took place after the Treaty of Ghent was signed
* How long was The Hundred Years War?
** About 116 years, give or take.
* How long was The ThirtyYearsWar?
** Thirty years, or forty-one if you include the Franco-Spanish War.
** Twenty-nine.
* "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
** Looks like the backstroke.
** [[{{Ducktales}} Uh....the Watusi?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} He appears to be giving you the finger, sir.]]
** Drowning. [[WhatTheHellHero You could have saved him instead of sitting there bitching about it, you know.]]
* Why do we have to climb that mountain?
** Because it's there!
** [[BrickJoke That's where we parked.]]
** ''You'' might feel obligated. ''I'm'' not climbing the damn thing unless there's something in it for me.
* What was the color of George Washington's white horse?
** [[https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Gray_%28horse%29 Grey]].
* What colour is a white rhino?
** Black. The word "white" in the name is a mistranslation and really should be "wide".
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