History Funny / WestSideStory2021

--->'''María''' ''(in a posh gringa accent)'': Oh, I am terribly sorry, ''Señora'' Fausta, but I do not clean floors. No, no, I wear my - ''(checks the price tag)'' $17.98 silk shawl. ''Lo único que voy a decir es que''[[labelnote:*]]The only thing I'm going to say is that [[/labelnote]]I'm happy in my fancy rich lady apartment!

--->'''María''' ''(in a posh gringa accent)'': Oh, I am terribly sorry, ''Señora'' Fausta, but I do not clean floors. No, no, I wear my... ''(She pauses as she checks the price tag.)'' ...$17.98 silk shawl. ''Lo único que voy a decir es que''[[labelnote:*]]The only thing I'm going to say is that [[/labelnote]]I'm happy in my fancy rich lady apartment!

'''Riff:''' Relax! It's a ''social'' mixer, so we'll ''mmmmix'' until the time's right to fix the rumble for tomorrow night!

'''Riff:''' Relax! It's a ''social'' mixer, so we'll ''mix''!

-->'''Valentina:''' I don't tell you who to hang out with, but...\\
'''Tony''' ''(in an exaggerated Puerto Rican accent)'': Bu' dose boysss are ''[=yuvenile delinquen'=]''! Dey'rrrrrre no goo' for jou and jou better wash ou'!\\

-->'''Anita:'' "Polack," says the "spic." Now you sound like a ''real'' American.

--->'''María''' ''(in a posh gringa accent)'': Oh, I am terribly sorry, ''Señora'' Fausta, but I do not clean floors. No, no, I wear my ''[pause as she checks the price tag]'' $17.98 silk shawl. ''Lo único que voy a decir es que''[[labelnote:*]]The only thing I'm going to say is that [[/labelnote]]I'm happy in my fancy rich lady apartment!

''[They don't notice her]''\\

-->'''Tony:''' ''(holds up his hands)'' Gee willikers, ComicBook/{{Batman}}. Since when you carry a rod?\\

-->"'Polack,' says the 'spic.' Now you sound like a ''real'' American."

-->"First you said it was the slum committee, now you're saying it's the [=PRs=]. You gotta get your stories straight, Lt. Schrank. We're very impressionable."

'''Tony:''' ''(puts on an exaggerated Puerto Rican accent)'' Bu' dose boysss are ''[=yuvenile delinquen'=]''! Dey'rrrrrre no goo' for jou and jou better wash ou'!\\
'''Valentina:''' ''(puts on an exaggerated New York accent)'' Hey, you make funna da way I tawk one more time, blondie!

'''Tony:''' ''(amused)'' You're just figuring that out?\\

--->'''María:''' ''[in a posh gringa accent]'' Oh, I am terribly sorry, ''Señora'' Fausta, but I do not clean floors. No, no, I wear my ''[pause as she checks the price tag]'' $17.98 silk shawl. ''Lo único que voy a decir es que''[[labelnote:*]]The only thing I'm going to say is that [[/labelnote]]I'm happy in my fancy rich lady apartment!

** During the line "We're disturbed/we're disturbed/we're the most disturbed!", the Jets stand in a line and hold Baby John, then toss him aside once the stanza is over.

--->'''María:''' ''[in a posh gringa accent]'' Oh, I am terribly sorry, ''Señora'' Fausta, but I do not clean floors. No, no, I wear my ''[pause as she checks the price tag]'' $17.98 silk shawl. ''Lo único que voy a decir es que''[[note]]The only thing I'm going to say is that[[/note]] I'm happy in my fancy rich lady apartment!

-->'''Bernardo:''' ''I think I go back to San Juan!''\\

'''Riff:''' Relax! It's a ''social'' mixer, so we'll ''mmmmmmix''!

** And Balkan trying to say he doesn't know where the rumble is, or even ''what'' a rumble is. This causes the detective to slam some papers on his desk in frustration.

* The morning after the dance, María wakes up to realize she slept in her white dress on top of her covers all night. She then quickly puts on her nightwear, rolls around in her blanket, and runs her fingers through her hair to make it look like morning hair.

-->'''María:''' You're tall.
-->'''Tony:''' Yeah, and...you're not.
-->'''María:''' You're not Puerto Rican.
-->'''Tony:''' ''(amused)'' You're just figuring that out?
-->'''María:''' From down here I wasn't sure.

--->'''María:''' Good morning.
--->''(They don't notice her)''
--->'''María:''' I'm right here.

-->'''Tony:''' Locked?
-->'''María:''' ''Sí'', but there's no key.
-->'''Tony:''' Well, that's against the law. You oughta report that.

-->'''Mouthpiece:''' Nah, they don't tell me nothin'. They know I can't keep secrets.
-->'''Detective:''' They tell you when to show up, right?
-->'''Mouthpiece:''' No, they don't, I just hang around until somebody says let's go.
-->'''Detective:''' And then?
-->'''Mouthpiece:''' [[MathematiciansAnswer I go.]]

--->'''Mouthpiece:''' ''The trouble is he's crazy!''
--->'''Balkan:''' ''The trouble is he drinks!''
--->'''A-Rab:''' ''The trouble is he's lazy!''
--->'''Snowboy:''' ''The trouble is he stinks!''
--->'''Big Deal:''' ''The trouble is he's growin'!''
--->'''Baby John:''' ''The trouble is he's grown!''

-->'''Tony:''' ''(holds up his hands)'' Gee willikers, ComicBook/{{Batman}}. Since when you carry a rod?
-->'''Riff:''' Well, I don't got magic powers like you, ComicBook/{{Superman}}, so I got this.

--->'''María:''' ''(in a posh gringa accent)'' Oh, I am terribly sorry, ''Señora'' Fausta, but I do not clean floors. No, no, I wear my ''(pause as she checks the price tag)'' $17.98 silk shawl. ''Lo único que voy a decir es que''[[note]]The only thing I'm going to say is that[[/note]] I'm happy in my fancy rich lady apartment!

-->'''María:''' The boys think I'm a kid.
-->'''Anita:''' You ''are'' a kid, kiddo.

-->'''Bernardo:''' ''I think I go back to San Juan!''
-->'''Anita:''' ''I know a boat you can get on!''
-->'''Girls:''' Bye-bye!
-->'''Bernardo:''' ''Everyone there will give big cheer!''
-->'''Sharks:''' HEY!
-->'''Anita:''' ''Everyone there will have moved here.''

* The song "Gee, Officer Krupke" ends with him walking in just as the Jets finish with the line "Gee, Officer Krupke, krup you!" and standing aghast at how they've trashed the police station.
** The Jets flee the station upon seeing Krupke, except for Mouthpiece, who takes the time to return Krupke's hat, pat him on the back, then hurry after his friends.

-->'''Tony:''' ''(holds up his hands)'' Gee willikers, ComicBook/{{Batman}}. Since when do you carry a rod?
-->'''Riff:''' Well, I don't got magic powers like you, ComicBook/{{Superman}}, so I had to get this.

** When Balkan as the judge proceeds to give Diesel his sentence, Baby John tries to stand up but Snowboy forces him back into the chair.
* Glad-Hand is annoyed when the gangs start to dance with their own partners rather than giving the other side a chance.

* Even in the scene in which Lieutenant Schrank interrogates María and Anita, there's a darkly humorous line when they convince him that María is having her period and needs medicine from Doc's. When Schrank condescendingly explains to Anita what she wants her to do, she rips up a piece of fabric in TranquilFury, and he dryly remarks that his wife simply handles her monthly with hot tea.

** María starts the song by taking one of the scarves from a mannequin, and then sits in one of the displays.

-->'''Officer:''' They must tell you when to show up.
-->'''Mouthpiece:''' Nah, I just hang with the guys until someone says "let's go."
-->'''Officer:''' And then?

** And Balkan trying to say he doesn't know where the rumble is, or even ''what'' a rumble is.

* As the Jets roll out in the prologue, one of them is in a lightwell with his girl as he lights her cigarette. Then he sees the Jets above him and climbs out, leaving her without a light.