History Funny / WestSideStory2021

-->'''Riff:''' I don't got magic powers like you, ComicBook/{{Superman}}, so I had to get this.

-->'''Tony:''' ''(holds up his hands)'' Gee willikers, Batman. Since when do you carry a rod?
-->'''Riff:''' I don't got magic powers like you, Superman. So I had to get this.

* In the middle of the heartwarming scene at the Cloisters when Tony and María take their vows, Tony says the "for richer or poorer" part and she assures him, "I'm poor."

-->'''Riff:''' Well, I ain't got magic powers like you, Superman.

* Maria initiates the first kiss with Tony, leading to him awkwardly saying he's a "by the book" kind of guy.
-->'''Maria:''' You're tall.

-->'''Maria:''' You're not Puerto Rican.

-->'''Maria:''' From down here I wasn't sure.

* The morning after the dance, Maria wakes up to realize she slept in her white dress on top of her covers all night. She then quickly puts on her nightwear, rolls around in her blanket, and runs her fingers through her hair to make it look like morning hair.

--->'''Maria:''' Good morning.

--->'''Maria:''' I'm right here.

* While telling Chino how to dance with Maria, Bernardo pours him a glass of water, and then takes it away right before Chino can take a sip because the girls are ready to go.

* Tony tries to learn Spanish from Valentina for Maria, specifically phrases such as "I want to be with you forever". Valentina obliges him, but dryly asks if he was sure he didn't want to go with "Can I take you out for a coffee? I want to take you to Chock Full O Nuts for a cream cheese sandwich on raisin bread?".

* Maria's boss tries to get the girls to stop singing during "I Feel Pretty," but soon gets swept up in the song. Once it's done, she laughs then bluntly tells them all to get back to work.

** When Maria sings the line "See that pretty girl in the mirror there?" from the first half of the song, one of her coworkers sprays the mirror over Maria's reflection in time with the music.
** Maria starts the song by taking one of the scarves from a mannequin, and then sits in one of the displays.
--->"Oh, I am terribly sorry, ''Señora'' Fausta, but I do not clean floors. No, no, I wear my ''(pause as she checks the price tag)'' $17.98 silk shawl. ''Lo único que voy a decir es que''[[note]]The only thing I'm going to say is that[[/note]] I'm happy in my fancy rich lady apartment!"

* This exchange in Maria and Anita's first scene.
-->'''Maria:''' The boys think I'm a kid.

** Also, Maria trying on the white dress, then exasperatingly throwing it over her head like a wedding veil.

* Tony tries to learn Spanish from Valentina for Maria, specifically phrases such as "I want to be with you forever". Valentina obliges him, but dryly asks if he was sure he didn't want to go with "Can I take you out for a coffee?".

-->'''Maria:''' Bernardo thinks I'm a kid.

* After finding Maria, Tony begins to climb up the fire escape, only to be stopped because the last one is locked.

-->'''Maria:''' ''Si''. There's no key.
-->'''Tony:''' Well, that's against the law. You ought to report that.

* Anita sings her part of "Tonight (Quintet)", in which she says she's going to have sex with Bernardo after the rumble, ''while in church''. The ladies next to her tell her to shush.

** Maria starts the song by taking one of the scarves from a mannequin.
--->"I don't clean anymore. I wear my ''(pause as she checks the price tag)'' $17.98 silk shawl."

* A darkly humorous moment occurs when Riff buys the gun from a black market dealer. He explains to the Jets that they need a gun because the Sharks think they're bringing a gun and thus have to bring one in case the Puerto Ricans do. The dealer then namedrops MutuallyAssuredDestruction, and Riff says he doesn't know what that means...even though he ''just explained the concept'' himself.

** Before that, Tony asks her to translate "You look beautiful." She replies ''"¿De veras?"'', which means "Really?", as she's playfully flattered. And Tony rights that down because he thinks it's the translation.

** And another Jet trying to say he doesn't know where the rumble is, or even ''what'' a rumble is.

-->'''Mouthpiece:''' Nah, I just hang with the guys until someone says it's time to go.

* At the dance, Officer Krupke takes a girl's cup of punch and sniffs it for illicit substances. He offers it back, but the girls walks away, leading to him drinking it.

-->'''Maria:''' ''(laughs as he tries to open it)'' There's no key.

** He also says that the dance is a social experiment and the kids are the Guinea pigs. Everyone begins oinking at him, to which he says, exasperated, "Right on cue."

--->"I don't clean anymore. I wear my ''(pause as she checks the price tag)'' $17.98 scarf."

* The morning after the dance, Maria wakes up to realize she slept in her white dress on top of her covers all night. She then quickly puts on her nightwear, rolls around in her blanket, and runs her fingers through her hair to make it look like she has morning hair.