History Funny / Wentworth

* Gavin furiously masturbating to provide the "payment" Boomer wants in exchange for providing content for his website.

-->'''Liz:''' Well, it ain't gonna stay there, is it?

---> Boomer: "What the fuck did you just say?!"
---> Tina: "She said [[BigStupidDoodooHead clit-licking, woman-loving, piece-of-shit assfuck]]!"

---> Joan: "Do you have anything to say?"
---> Franky: "She (''Vera'') had a sense of humour bypass. ''Beat'' Did you guys get the bulk deal?"

---> Maxine: "Just pretend you're at a day spa with your boyfriend."
---> Boomer: "Nah, my boyfriend dumped me so I wouldn't be at a day spa with him."

---> Liz: "Don't you start with me. You are like a broken record, you know! ''Ooh, lagger! Bloody hell, you stole my brew! You messed up my hands! Oh, Franky!'' I didn't steal your frigging brew; you've been shoving it under my pillow! And you've already bashed my scone in for lagging, so we are even, alright?! So you can shut up! You [[YouAreFat fat-arsed baby]]!
---> ** (''beat'') Boomer: "[[ITakeOffenceToThatLastOne I don't have a fat arse]]."
---> ** (''another beat'') Liz: "You do." (''puffs out her pockets to imiate a fat arse and walks away'')

---> Vera: "This came for you yesterday. (''beat'') It's a fish."

---> Jake: "Jenkins! ARSE OUT OF BIRDSWORTH'S FACE!"

---> Boomer: "Ah, don't let it go to your head."
---> Liz: "Well, it ain't gonna stay there, is it?"

* The "Liz' Bucket List" storyline gets a trifecta of Funny, Heartwarming, and Awesome when Boomer convinces Jake, of all people, to teach Liz to tango.

* Shane describing "Aunt Joan" to Franky by stating she reminds him of "that chick from ''Disney/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians''."

* And Boomer complies.....but only momentarily!

* In that same episode we have Boomer's dreamy-eyes at Dr Miller and her unabashed, shameless attraction to him throughout, including repeatedly offering to take her clothes off for him and drawing dicks all over a personality test he gives her.

* In 7.02 "Payback," Liz expresses her wish to learn to dance the tango. In response, Boomer offers to teach her to "bum dance" (which she previously demonstrated back in 1.09 "The Moon"). Despite Liz's protestations, Booms continues to do the dance ''in her face''. Eventually Jake sees it and has to put a stop to it.

* It's certainly dark, but during the climax of Season 5's penultimate episode, ''Coup De Grace'', Joan is tied to the basketball hoop and is in the subject of a self-admitted KangarooCourt organised by Kaz and Franky. After a withering barage of accusations and insults, she responds with her own monologue that comes within inches of [[ShamingTheMob winning the women over to her side]]. But she simply [[EvilIsPetty can't control her towering narcissism]] and manages to fumble in a truly [[EpicFail astonishing fashion]] by delivering a truly deranged combination MotiveRant and TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to the previously sympathetic crowd, immediately and ''pointlessly'' turning them all against her. The humour comes from the fact that had she simply finished her speech halfway through she could almost certainly have avoided everything that happened afterwards.

* After Liz reveals [[spoiler: she is the lagger]], the entire unit goes Solent for a good ten seconds. Cue Boomer: "''[[CountryMatters You cunt]]''."

* Sean describing "Aunt Joan" to Franky by stating she reminds him of "that chick from ''Disney/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians''."

* It's certainly dark, but during the climax of Season 5's penultimate episode, ''Coup De Grace'', Joan is tied to the basketball hoop and is in the subject of a self-admitted KangarooCourt organised by Kaz and Franky. After a withering barage of accusations and insults, she responds with her own monologue that comes within inches of [[ShamingTheMob winning the women over to her side]]. But she simply [[EvilIsPetty can't control her towering narcissism]] and manages to fumble in a truly [[EpicFail astonishing fashion]] by delivering a truly deranged combination VillainousBreakdown/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to the previously sympathetic crowd, immediately and ''pointlessly'' turning them all against her. The humour comes from the fact that had she simply finished her speech halfway through she could almost certainly have avoided everything that happened afterwards.

** The fact the fish was delivered a day late because Fletcher kept staring at said fish when he was supposed to be working at reception.

* After Liz reveals [[spoiler: she is the latter, the entire unit goes Solent for a good ten seconds. Cue Boomer: "''[[CountryMatters You cunt]]''."

* YMMV but Jacs's politically-incorrect insults for Franky, such as "clitty-licker" and "fanny-bandit".

* "''[[CountryMatters You cunt]]''."

* Doreen farting during her pregnancy exercises.

* After [[spoiler: getting shivved]], Bea shrugs it off to Joan as: "[[BadassBoast Shit happens]]."

---> Liz: "Don't you start with me. You are like a broken record, you know! ''Ooh, lagged! Bloody hell, you stole my brew! You messed up my hands! Oh, Franky!'' I didn't steal your frigging brew; you've been shoving it under my pillow! And you've already bashed my scone in for lagging, so we are even, alright?! So you can shut up! You [[YouAreFat fat-arsed baby]]!

** Maxine even tries to help poor Boomer out by giving her a relaxing shower

* "''[[CountryMatters You cunt]]''."

* Liz, after going all badass on a fellow crook at the halfway house, ends it with this gem: "''And have a shower, for god's sake!''"