History Funny / ThomasSanders

* The end card, where Roman says to Logan and Patton, “You can’t get any more unique that all of us.” And while it seems Patton cheerfully agrees with him, we then get another cutaway.

-->'''Roman''':[[{{Hamlet}} To be a cartoon or not to be a cartoon. That is the question.]]

-->'''Patton as Terrence:''' Down low-

-->'''Patton as Terrence:''' (popping up briefly on Logan's side of the room) -gan!

-->'''Patton as Terrence:''' But you can't! Because your volume's too low-

-->'''Patton as Terrence:''' :-gan!

-->'''Patton''': I don't know what ''they're'' looking at but I am eyeballing that fridge because there is some leftover pasta-

* When Logan asks, Thomas says that what usually feels before starting a video is nervousness. Logan and Patton both go "AHA"! Logan because he's got an idea, Patton because he found a dollar in the pocket of his cardigan.

-->'''Virgil:''' I mean-- (sound of frustration) Like, is he satisfied with where he is at this point in his life.

-->'''Thomas:''' Okay, for the last time,''that'' is not ''right''.

* Princey's very enthusiastic [[Main/Squee! squeeing]].

-->'''Logan:''' I'm the cause of this. But I'm also the solution to a problem I have caused and will inevitably resolve. [[MotorMouth Am I in a paradoxical loop where I endlessly generate a problem and try to solve it like a snake devouring its own tail to satiate its]] [[SuddenlyShouting HUNGER?!?]] ]]\\

-->'''Princey:''' (popping up) Did someone say Prince?

-->'''Princey:''' I get what you two are saying, and I do care about that. But here's the thing: I ''don't'' really care about that.

-->'''Princey:''' (riffing) LIIII-iiiii-IIII-iiii-III-iiii-IIII-iie.

-->'''Princey:''' You're kidding, right?

-->'''Princey:''' Unbelievable. We have expelled you from the last two videos. [[HypocriticalHumor Do you know how rude it is to interrupt a vlog?]]

-->'''Princey:''' Practically perfect in every way.

-->'''Princey:''' [[SuddenlyShouting BECAUSE JULIE ANDREWS IS A BEAUTIFUL GODDESS, AND BECAUSE I CAN, OKAY!?]]
* Princey suggests the moral of Snow White is to not accept fruit from strangers. Thomas asks if it can be to just not eat fruit. Both Anxiety ''and'' Princey shut him down.

-->'''Princey:''' He thought she was dead, it was a farewell kiss! What's with all the prince hate!?

-->'''Princey:''' A sister's love triumphs over all!

-->'''Princey:''' I swear...

-->'''Princey:''' Bambi.

-->'''Princey:''' Pocahontas.

-->'''Princey:''' Sleeping Beauty.

-->'''Princey:''' ''It was to lift a curse!''

-->'''Princey:''' Or learn to write, or use sign language. There's more than one way to tell the prince you're the girl that saved him.

-->'''Princey:''' Excellent.

-->'''Princey:''' Still don't like you.

-->'''Princey:''' Uhhh... Chim-chim-cheroo!

-->'''Princey:''' ''I kept Disney Channel stars from starving!?''

* Princey's very enthusiastic squeeing.

-->'''Princey:''' Next step: becoming a Disney prince!

-->'''Princey:''' Your problem is you didn't woo her with any gusto! You know what people like?

-->'''Princey:''' (caught off guard) What? No. Maybe.

-->'''Princey:''' He... wrote this down.

-->'''Princey:''' You there, young maiden! What is burdening your life? Perhaps an evil step-mother, or a dragon witch?

-->'''Princey:''' (pulls out a sword) I shall save you!

-->'''Princey:''' AAAAHH! (sounds of a battle off-screen)

-->'''Princey:''' All saved.

-->'''Princey:''' What can I say, I'm a mean, spleen stabbing machine.

-->'''Princey:''' You called?

-->'''Princey:''' That dollar you borrowed from me eight years ago?

-->'''Princey:''' Thanks, you news-y hipster theater geek Mark from Rent.

-->'''Princey:''' Is it because I have a [[BrickJoke dollar]], and you don't?

-->'''Princey:''' Wow, I felt like a side character in today's video. That will not stand. (takes out phone)

-->'''Princey:''' My ''agent'', but I've forgotten my password, so it's barred.

-->'''Princey:''' [[JustForPun Sure, locked]].

-->'''Princey:''' Make it STOOOOOOP!

-->'''Princey:''' [[CurseCutShort MOTHER-]]

-->'''Princey:''' All of my fashion advice comes from the best designer I know, Fairy Godmother. Ah, from rags to riches she's the [[CurseCutShort baddest of-]] [[SoundEffectBleep *airhorn sound*]] Sorry, that was my phone. And she ''sings'' the whole time, it's a magical experience.

-->'''Princey:''' [[Music/DJKhaled All I do is win.]]

-->'''Princey:''' (confused) It was how do you ''feel''.

-->'''Princey:''' Epic fail compilations! Of all the horrible deaths my enemies incur after I impale them.

-->'''Princey:''' [[PlayingWithFire Fire!]]

-->'''Princey:''' And you're a wet blanket.

-->'''Princey:''' Dramatically serenade myself in the mirror.

-->'''Princey:''' Well, that wasn't remotely nice.

-->'''Princey:''' [[TheUnreveal And my name is--]][truck sound]

-->'''Princey:''' I can't choose amongst any of my darling babies! So I'm just going to go ahead and say that they are ''all'' my favorites, and I am going to start sing the entire anthology, starting with "[[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves Someday My Prince Will Come]]". "Some..."

-->'''Princey:''' Not so fast, [[Music/MyChemicalRomance my chemically imbalanced]] [[ShipTease romance]]!

-->'''Princey:''' Yeah, that was hardly inventive.

-->'''Princey:''' [[HypocriticalHumor So Negative Nancy over here...]]

-->'''Princey:''' Do you trust me?

-->'''Princey:''' Do you trust me?

-->'''Princey:''' Oh, I'm so sorry.

-->'''Princey:''' Alright, LET US-

-->'''Princey:''' BEGIN!

-->'''Princey:''' Everything hurts!!

-->'''Princey:''' Cream of broccoli!? I told you I hate--Mm, never mind, this is delicious.

-->'''Thomas:''' SoProudOfYou.

-->'''Princey:''' I'm back, did you miss me?

-->'''Princey:''' (beat)

-->'''Princey:''' (looks over at Anxiety) What did you do to him?

-->'''Princey:''' I don't like it, but I too have to agree with [[TheNicknamer Surly Temple]] here.

-->'''Princey:''' Thomas, there is so much you have dreamed of doing. Are we there yet? Nay.

-->'''Thomas:''' Okay, for the last time, ''that is not right''.

-->'''Princey:''' When comparing yourself to your friends and what they've accomplished, how do you stack up?

-->'''Princey:''' What were those scenarios?

-->'''Princey:''' (gasps) Great Odin's eye patch!

-->'''Princey:''' Did you ever wash that shirt, you're wearing it now.

-->'''Princey:''' Ewwwwwww!

-->'''Princey:''' You are holding Thomas back!

-->'''Princey:''' You need to eat healthy in order to maintain beauty! [[SkewedPriorities And to, you know, be healthy.]] That's important too. No sweets or guilty pleasures. Only broccoli, brussel sprouts, carrots-

-->'''Princey:''' ''Yes'', carrots. And [[Disney/{{Mulan}} beef, pork, chicken, mmm!]]

-->'''Princey:''' So be it. [[Theatre/IntoTheWoods Greens, greens, nothing but greens-]]

-->'''Joan:''' Hey, Darude Sanderstorm! There's a bouncy castle out back! You wanna come, it's pretty lit!
-->'''Thomas:''' No, I would not like to bounce in a bouncy castle. I could trip or injure myself.
-->'''Joan:''' Hm, a fair point. Your logical decision-making truly is a positive influence on your companions.
-->'''Thomas:''' Let us instead start a book club.
-->'''Joan:''' Yes!

-->'''Princey:''' No.

* Princey tries again and actually manages to construct a neat little space. Each of the boys has their own little nook. Anxiety describes his as "small, dark and empty, like the cavity where my heart would be... if I had one".

-->'''Princey:''' (holding up his hands) Yes, it was ''very hot''.

-->'''Princey:''' WHAT ARE WE DOING!?

-->'''Princey:''' I was just making sure that it was known that I was the Side that did the most work and deserve the most credit.

-->'''Princey:''' I didn't know you told jokes like that.

-->'''Patton and Princey:''' [[Music/OutKast ICE COLD!!]]

-->'''Princey:''' Why!?

-->'''Princey:''' You're always sentimental.

-->'''Princey:''' Epic!

-->'''Princey:''' So close.

-->'''Princey:''' Dismal.

-->'''Princey:''' No!

-->'''Princey:''' [[TeethClenchedTeamWork Sure! Nerd.]]

-->'''Princey:''' Nice.

-->'''Princey:''' If you don't mind, Thomas, I am way ahead of you.
-->'''Thomas:''' Oh okay.
-->'''Princey as Valerie:''' (spins around to reveal the new look)

-->'''Princey as Valerie:''' She's a dreamer, a fellow lover of {{Creator/Disney}}... but mostly I just finally get to sing some princess songs!! [[{{Disney/Snow White}} I wonder... I wonder...]]

-->'''Princey as Valerie:''' I'm trying hard not to like you right now. But you are just too darn ''cute''.

-->'''Princey as Valerie:''' Oh!

-->'''Princey as Valerie:''' I don't know how the series would continue if we stopped having dilemmas.

-->'''Princey as Valerie:''' But?

-->'''Princey as Valerie:''' No! Now one of us has to change.

-->'''Princey as Terrence:''' You are incorrigible!

-->'''Princey as Terrence:''' That raises so many more questions!

-->'''Princey as Terrence:''' (singing) [[Disney/{{Hercules}} I will find my way! I can go the distance!]] Sorry, I just realized Terrance has a higher range than you, Thomas!!

-->'''Princey as Terrence:''' What?

-->'''Princey as Terrence:''' Wow, that was a wounding remark. I thought we agreed to work as a team on this one. Besides, I learned Spanish first, so who's the stupid one now?

-->'''Princey as Valerie:''' Halt! One more princess song! [[Disney/{{SnowWhite}} I'm wishing...!]] Okay, I'm good.

-->'''Princey:''' Some change can be fun. And entertaining.

-->'''Princey:''' Well.

* Anxiety's very confused by the fact that someone has a question for him. [[HeartwarmingMoments Also that Thomas wants him to stick around]] for the rest of the Q&A.

-->'''Cartoon!Logan''' Singing?

* Despite his Logic's and Anxiety's misgivings, Thomas has a plan that's already in motion.

* [[Creator/Butch Hartman Butch Hartman]] is not at all surprised by either Thomas' bursting into his office or his request.

-->'''Cartoon!Logan'''Singing?

-->(a whole bunch of screens pop up with a whole bunch of people)
-->'''A Whole Bunch of People''': We know.

-->'''A Whole Bunch of People''': We know.

* Butch Hartman is not at all surprised by either Thomas' bursting into his office or his request.

-->'''Cartoon!Patton''': Well, I [[pun ''donut'']] want that to have that happen again, heh heh.....ow my leg.

-->'''[[Creator/ButchHartman Butch Hartman]]''': [[HaHaHaNo *laughing* No.]]

-->'''Virgil''': ''That's'' a good phrase to live by.

-->'''[[Creator/TaraStrong Tara Strong]]''':(in her normal voice) I mean the dude seems alright. Plus he paid me eighty bucks to say this.

* Thomas lists off the cartoons that have been an influence on him and his work.

-->'''Thomas''': Well I'm pretty sure by now peope know I like Disney, Roman.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Did someone say 'atrocious'?

-->'''Anxiety:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why are you only quoting Mary Poppins?]]

-->'''Anxiety:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I wonder.]]

-->'''Anxiety:''' [[RunningGag And don't trust random princes.]] I can get behind that.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Man is dangerous.

-->'''Anxiety:''' ''White'' man is dangerous.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Well, now we're back to the lack of consent with sleeping women.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Don't just sign a contract without having your mer-lawyer look over all the fine print and stipulations. That one's just common sense.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Whoa!

-->'''Anxiety:''' Great.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Cool.

-->'''Anxiety:''' (pops back up) What was that?

-->'''Anxiety:''' Ah, Mary Poppins. Okay.

-->'''Anxiety:''' ''The Dark Side of Disney!''

-->'''Anxiety:''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Using your platform to positively affect your audience the same way Disney did with you?]]

-->'''Anxiety:''' ...What? I know your limits, that's all I was saying. ''(sinks down awkwardly)'' Stop looking at me like that.

-->'''Anxiety:''' ''That's'' an understatement.

-->'''Anxiety:''' I've got an idea: don't. Don't even try.

-->'''Anxiety:''' (somewhat confused) That's... not exactly... how I work...

-->'''Anxiety:''' I did not.

-->'''[[TheGadfly Anxiety]]:''' ''Something'' good.

'''Anxiety:''' (''horrified expression'') That was dark, even for ''me''...

-->'''Anxiety:''' But not completely.

-->'''Anxiety:''' (pulls a sarcastic grimace and gives a ''very'' insincere thumbs up)

-->'''Anxiety:''' Who are you calling?

-->'''Anxiety:''' You mean locked?

-->'''Anxiety:''' Oh for crying out louuuuuud!

-->'''Anxiety:''' [[Music/MyChemicalRomance I'm not okay (I promise).]]

-->'''Anxiety:''' I would make a bunch of videos about conspiracies and cryptids.

-->'''Anxiety:''' It's the one thing I'm good at.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Hmm... [[MakingASplash water.]]

-->'''Anxiety:''' (proving that he is a cat in human form) I usually go and sit on a surface that isn't meant to be sat on, because when tomorrow comes I will be faced with even more challenges, and I am too overwhelmed to be worrying about what "is" and "is not" a chair.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Oh brother... ok. Dad, you make Logic furious, and [[TheGadfly that is fun to watch]]. Even though you're a clueless moron the rest of the time.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Logic, [[NotSoDifferent you understand reality better than the other two]], and that is very comforting. But, you are still a clueless moron most of the time.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Princey, I gotta say, you ''do'' impress me. By being a clueless moron ''all'' of the time.

-->'''Anxiety:''' And Thomas-

-->'''Anxiety:''' Cool.

-->'''Anxiety:''' [[RuleofThree And I'm... not gonna tell you my real name. Because I don't have to.]]

-->'''Anxiety:''' I dunno, I'm actually kind of getting into this. [[BringIt Bring it on]].

-->'''Anxiety:''' [[OnSecondThought Aaaaaaand]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm out.]]

-->'''Anxiety:''' Boring.

-->'''Anxiety:''' I know what I said.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Sometimes I just gotta be me... nuh. (mean)

-->'''Anxiety:''' No.

-->'''Anxiety:''' One option, and I'm just throwing this out there, is to hide under the covers until the sun goes away.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Oh good, Prince underarm stink.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Creativity is not my department.

-->'''Anxiety:''' You tried, you failed, let's go to sleep.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Try the beginning. He choked.

-->'''Anxiety:''' He forgot the lyrics.

-->'''Anxiety:''' (sigh)

-->'''Anxiety:''' Way more work than it should be.

-->'''Anxiety:''' That... is an extremely specific and random fact to call upon for the sake of feeling secure.

-->'''Anxiety:''' And that's a ''movie'', where you have the benefit of picking and choosing the best out of several takes. This is theater, [[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} where you only have one shot. And he threw it away.]]

-->'''Anxiety:''' I would write an angsty sonnet illustrating my contempt for you, if I actually cared enough about what you were saying right now.

-->'''Anxiety:''' (sighs and leans forward) [[TheUnreveal No]].

-->'''Anxiety:''' I'm a monthly donor.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Rigged.

-->'''Anxiety:''' This is stupid.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Too much pressure, no.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Definitely.

-->'''Anxiety:''' --How ''much'' they hate you.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Totally Believable Dude.

-->'''Anxiety:''' This is unfair, you're rooting against me and ''you're'' the moderator.

-->'''Anxiety:''' *hisssss*

-->'''Anxiety:''' I do that when I start reaching my limit with stupid questions.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Ugh. Charming.

-->'''Anxiety:''' You blew it, and you're a moron.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Boom.

-->'''Anxiety:''' He just wants us to ignore the important facts, the ones that ''matter''.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Oh so you ''admit'' they're important.

-->'''Anxiety:''' What are you doing?

-->'''Anxiety:''' (unimpressed and mocking) Ohhhh.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Well now you can't argue with numbers, it could very well be. Time to panic and/or cry.

-->'''Anxiety:''' [[YourMom Your mom]] is preposterous.

-->'''Anxiety:''' [[YourMom Your mom]] is pointless.

-->'''Anxiety:''' If she ''did'' exist she'd be preposterous and pointless.

-->'''Anxiety:''' (smirks and chuckles)

-->'''Anxiety:''' Another year older, and yeah, you're here, but is ''here'' where you need to be?

-->'''Anxiety:''' I mean-- (sound of frustration) Like, is he satisfied with where he is at this point in his life.

-->'''Anxiety:''' How many of those you got?

-->'''Anxiety:''' Like pancakes, you fall flat.

-->'''[[NightmareFetishist Anxiety]]:''' 5 am. The witching hour.

-->'''[[NightmareFetishist Anxiety]]:''' 5 am. The devil's hour.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Well, then it's just 5 am and you need to go to bed.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Unless you want me to keep coming around and reminding you of all the things you fail to do. In which case, keep it up.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Dude.

-->'''Anxiety:''' His heart's just not in the right place.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Why do you [[LampshadeHanging only take whatever]] ''[[LampshadeHanging I]]'' [[LampshadeHanging say]] literally?

-->'''Anxiety:''' No Mulan lyrics right now, man. Come on.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Into the Woods is not better.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Wow. Who's the fanciful one here?

-->'''Anxiety:''' Okay, Pocket Protector.

-->'''Anxiety:''' They never understood you anyway.

-->'''Anxiety:''' You need all dark clothing-

-->'''Anxiety:''' You look like the man.

-->'''Anxiety:''' No you look like [[TheMan the man]]. I fight [[TheMan the man]]. I wanna fight you now.

-->'''Anxiety:''' (looks weirded out)

-->'''Anxiety:''' (jerking his thumb in Logan's direction) Is no one going to acknowledge [[LampshadeHanging that he just dabbed?]]

-->'''Anxiety:''' (with his hands over his face) My ''eyes''!

-->'''Anxiety:''' No, I didn't. Whatever you asked me to do, I didn't do it.

-->'''Anxiety:''' [[MoodWhiplash Wait.]]

-->'''Anxiety:''' When you're in these new settings and situations, you ''know'' something's off.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Something.

-->'''Anxiety:''' ''Something'' is off.

-->'''Anxiety:''' We all know that I'm a bit--

-->'''Anxiety:''' Whatever!

-->'''Anxiety:''' No, I am not playing this game.

-->'''Anxiety:''' I'm comfortable just the way I am. And besides--Thomas, this isn't gonna do any-

-->'''Anxiety as Talyn:''' W-wh-why!?

-->'''Anxiety as Talyn:''' Change me back. Now!

-->'''Anxiety as Talyn:''' Noooooo.

-->'''Anxiety as Talyn:''' *hissss*

-->'''Anxiety as Talyn:''' Easy, Meta Knight. We're recording the episode, not the DVD commentary.

-->'''Anxiety as Talyn:''' Yes, but?

-->'''Anxiety as Talyn:''' You've gotta be joking.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Oh, my precious bangs.

-->'''Anxiety:''' Well... okay. My name...
-->'''Anxiety as Talyn:''' [[TheUnReveal ...is Talyn!]]

-->'''Anxiety:''' No! [[RealityEnsues You take turns changing me into different friends today and expect me to open up to all of you? Fat chance!]]

-->'''Anxiety as Talyn:''' NOT AGAIN!!

* The Sides list the next "goals" on the bucket list as they sink down, with Anxiety being AccidentallyAccurate:

-->'''Anxiety:''' ...What? I know your limits, that's all I was saying. (sinks down awkwardly) Stop looking at me like that.

* The boys figure out they could've made a plan to avoid procrastination. And who should've done that? [[spoiler: Logan]].

-->'''Logan:''' [[spoiler:I'm the cause of this. But I'm also the solution to a problem I have caused and will inevitably resolve. [[MotorMouth Am I in a paradoxical loop where I endlessly generate a problem and try to solve it like a snake devouring its own tail to satiate its]] [[SuddenlyShouting HUNGER?!?]] ]]\\

-->'''Patton:''' Alright, [[spoiler:Roman]]. Soup time!

-->'''Thomas:''' The format has been determined by [[spoiler:Logan]]-

-->'''Patton as Terrence:''' I think this could work. Might take some getting used to, but you both deserve a [[spoiler:[[{{Pun}} "Patton"]]]] the back for this one!

-->'''Patton as Terrence:''' Oh yeah! I've been waiting to do it ever since I revealed my name. Up until that point I was... [[spoiler:[[{{Pun}} "Patton" pending]]]].

-->'''Patton as Terrence:''' (popping up briefly on Logan's side of the room) [[spoiler:-gan]]!
-->'''Logan as Joan:''' [[spoiler:-gan. Lo...gan.]] I might scream.

-->'''Patton as Terrence:''' [[spoiler:-gan]]!

-->'''Patton as Valerie:''' [[spoiler: Roman]], look at me.

-->'''Patton as Valerie:''' Wow, I'm seeing double here. Shouldn't have drunk that [[spoiler:[[{{Pun}} "Roman" coke]]]].

-->'''Patton as Talyn:''' Did I make you proud, [[spoiler:Logan]]? Are you proud of me?

* Princey very much wants to be asked a question, so when the next question goes to Dad...

-->'''Dad:''' Like pancakes, a grand slam!

* Dad extols [[ImagineSpot the great things about getting older and being an adult]].
-->'''Dad:''' You no longer have any school teachers to tell you what to do...

-->'''Dad:''' Which means ''you'' get to choose what you want to read and what to learn.
-->'''Dad:''' (Thomas yelling in the background) You and your friends can be as loud as you want without getting in trouble.

-->'''Dad:''' You always have the perfect group for group projects.

-->'''Dad:''' You're lucky enough to be able to work whenever you wanna work. And when you don't feel like working, you can stay up until 3 am re-watching [[Series/ParksAndRecreation Parks and Recreation]].
-->'''Thomas:''' (does just that)

-->'''Dad:''' Well, yeah...

* Logan says Thomas can't keep living like this. When Dad asks why, Logan responds that he'll never get anything done.

* Dad ushers us into another ImagineSpot. First it shows Thomas making an unholy concoction of what appears to be noodles, mini-marshmallows, chocolate sauce, sprinkles, m&ms and two pop tarts to eat for what is presumably breakfast. Then Thomas wearing a Batman costume. Then Thomas soliciting Joan to hit him with a car for a video, [[VitriolicBestBuds which Joan has apparently been dreaming of]]. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Then Thomas not washing his shirt]].

* When Logan dubs Dad the problem, Dad thinks he's teasing. Logan says he's serious right now. And always has been. And forever will be. [[RunningGag Necktie!]]

-->'''Dad:''' *gasps* [[FauxHorrific Not the necktie!]]

-->'''Dad:'''....Nooooooooo.
-->'''Princey:''' I'm not sure if this outfit fits you.
-->'''Thomas:''' Wha- is the shirt too tight?
-->'''Princey:''' No, too square.
-->'''Thomas:''' Okay.

-->'''Dad:''' Thomas, you... don't look like yourself.

* The guys have decided they've made a mistake and maybe Dad knows what they should do. He offers this advice:
-->'''Dad:''' Goals are great but life is short. Might as well make it short and fantastic! Like Creator/DannyDevito.

-->'''Dad:''' Creator/DannyDevito.

-->'''Dad:''' (gasps) AWWWWW!

* Princey and Dad work together to create a new space for Thomas and the other Sides. It starts off as an empty white room that Logan dubs a tad... basic.

* Before everyone sinks out, Thomas wants to make sure Dad knows how much he's appreciated.
-->'''Dad:''' Awwww, you're going to make me all emotional! I'm glad we could come to a compromise....like adults! How about a good old game of Patton-cake to celebrate?

-->'''Dad:''' Well it's ''like'' patty-cake, but ''this'' version [[TheReveal is named after me.]]

-->'''Dad:''' Y-No, it's just Patton.

-->'''Dad:''' Tell you what, you let that sink in and ''I'' will sink out... to get the tuna fish. It's required for Patton-cake.

-->'''Dad:''' Okay, I've got the tuna fish. Logan, you have the two tennis rackets?

-->'''Dad:''' And Roman, you've dipped all your fingers in candle wax?

-->'''Dad:''' And Anxiety, you--

-->'''Dad:''' Are standing there sulking in a corner, yes! Look at what a good job he's doing, everyone! Alright, we're all set. Now, get ready, because on this ride, (puts on goggles) you ''will'' get wet.

-->'''Dad:''' Boy! What an ass...et to your personality, am I right?

-->'''Dad:''' What joke did I make?

-->'''Dad and Princey:''' [[Music/OutKast ICE COLD!!]]

-->'''Dad:''' Well, this place sure looks familiar.

-->'''Dad:''' I ''mean'' it, why does this place look so familiar?
* Logan posits that with sudden change, the heart (Dad) tends to be... confused.
-->'''Dad:''' Well, I'm always confused.

-->'''Dad:''' That sounds about right! (getting progressively more emotional) You are so smart, you could solve ''any'' thing. Why don't we ''talk'' more!?

-->'''Dad:''' On avalanche.

-->'''Dad:''' (still emotional) Do ''you'', Logan?

-->'''Dad:''' (reaching out to him) With ''you'' I'm ''always'' home!

-->'''Dad:''' Yeah!

-->'''Dad:''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers (waving) Waddup, Anxiety!]]

-->'''Dad:''' (worried noises) Ahhhh! Anxiety, what do we do!?

-->'''Dad:''' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Spicy!]]

-->'''Dad:''' (excited) Oh my goodness, that's so cute!!

-->'''Dad as Terrence:''' Oof! Terrific!

-->'''Dad as Terrence:''' Wish that was less mean, but happy to have you aboard the pun train!

-->'''Dad as Terrence:''' Hello! Did I do that like Terrance?

-->'''Dad as Terrence:''' Awww.

-->'''Dad as Terrence:''' Awww, c'mon Anxiety, it's fun. I'm a fun guy who's fun sized. Like [[CallBack Danny Devito]]!!

-->'''Dad as Terrence:''' Awwww! He's like a little kitten now.

* Dad takes the opportunity to wander into Thomas' spot since Thomas isn't playing them both. Anxiety tells him to stop [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaking the fourth wall]], and Logan says it's less a wall and more a column in the middle of all of them. The Sides then give the theoretical column described weird and distrustful looks. Then Thomas tells Dad to go back to his spot after stating that he doesn't want to think about that.

* Anxiety has his doubts, but Dad seems cool with the whole exercise.
-->'''Dad as Terrence:''' I think this could work. Might take some getting used to, but you both deserve a [[spoiler:[[{{Pun}} "Patton"]]]] the back for this one!

-->'''Dad as Terrence:''' Oh yeah! I've been waiting to do it ever since I revealed my name. Up until that point I was... [[spoiler:[[{{Pun}} "Patton" pending]]]].

-->'''Dad as Terrence:''' You're right, high-five.

-->'''Dad as Terrence:''' Down low-

-->'''Dad as Terrence:''' (popping up briefly on Logan's side of the room) [[spoiler:-gan]]!

-->'''Dad as Terrence:''' But you can't! Because your volume's too low-

-->'''Dad as Terrence:''' [[spoiler:-gan]]!

-->'''Dad as Terrence:''' [[HehHehYouSaidX Heh heh, butt.]]

-->'''Dad as Valerie:''' [[spoiler: Roman]], look at me.

-->'''Dad as Valerie:''' Wow, I'm seeing double here. Shouldn't have drunk that [[spoiler:[[{{Pun}} "Roman" coke]]]].

-->'''Dad as Valerie:''' Don't know what that means.

-->'''Dad as Talyn:''' Biblioteca! See, I know Spanish, too!

-->'''Dad as Talyn:''' Did I make you proud, [[spoiler:Logan]]? Are you proud of me?

* When Thomas laments that some change is unavoidable, Dad, as Joan, stops by his side of the room with... change.
-->'''Dad as Joan:''' You just need to [[{{Pun}} keep the change.]] (drops a bunch of pennies in Thomas' hands) Uh-oh! I just littered those pennies. Hope the [[{{Pun}} coppers]] don't come after me.

-->'''Dad:''' Well, at least it was fun.

-->'''Dad:''' Wait, is it Talyn?

* In the end card, with a single pun from Dad, ALL of them turn into Talyn.

-->'''Dad:''' Has he now? Well, I might need to see some proof of that. Should we dust the stove for prints?

-->'''Dad:''' (waving happily) Heeey!
* Upon taking Logan's and Dad's concerns into account:

-->'''Dad:''' (playing on a laptop) Lie.

-->'''Dad:''' (tossing away gym shoes) Lie.

-->'''Dad:''' (holding up a white board that shows Thomas gave up on his previous New Year's goals last January) Another lie.

* Thomas wants to know why everyone's shown up this time. Dad says in his case it's because he just wants to support Thomas in everything he does... and also because there's leftover pizza in the fridge.

-->'''Dad:''' *''Dramatic muffled sounds''*

-->'''Dad:''' ([[BrickJoke enjoying leftover pizza]]) I'm sorry, I was saying this is really good pizza.

-->'''Dad:''' Dad jokes, they work every time.

-->'''Dad:''' Well, DAD ain't right.

-->'''Dad:''' Nah.

-->'''Dad:''' Making your kids Disney stars!

* Thomas summons Dad, who appears drinking something and wearing a cat onesie. He then goes on to summon Logan... who is reading a book and wearing a unicorn onesie.

* While Dad and Logan bicker over whether or not Thomas has the time to help a friend move, Thomas is still on the phone with said friend going "Uhhhhhhh…" as said bickering continues.
** Dad suggests adopting some dogs. Logan questions whether Thomas is home often enough to give an animal the love and attention it needs.
-->'''Dad:''' What do you know about love!?
** Thomas wants to clear out some clutter. Logan suggests throwing out some papers. Dad counters that those are his writings from when he was thirteen. Logan accuses Dad of wanting Thomas to be a hoarder. Cue argument overlap and extremely frustrated Thomas face.
* Logan and Dad are back in their onesies, extolling their virtues.
-->'''Dad:''' Always good for taking a little nap.

-->'''Dad:''' (gasps) Did you just make a Dad joke?

-->'''Dad:''' [[SoProudOfYou I am SO proud.]]

-->'''Dad:''' (happy squealing)

* Logan insists that pragmatism and optimism are not at odds in this instance. Dad insists ''he'' knows big words too. Like saxophone.
* Dad says they need someone to practice on. Logan asks who. Dad suggests... each other. Thomas shuts that down right away.

-->'''Dad:''' Now Anxiety, if you don't want to participate, you can just sit this one out.

-->'''Dad:''' Bagels!

* After Princey and Logan offer examples of poetry to use, Dad claims it would be better to say what's in your heart than to use somebody else's words. When Anxiety points out Thomas could get confused or tongue-tied doing that, Dad suggests writing down what you want to say in a letter. [[EpicFail This is what his letter says:]]
-->'''Dad:''' (reading) Dear Valerie: Happy Valerie-netine's Day. Wow, that didn't come off quite as well as I would've liked it to. Maybe not one of my best jokes. Um, well, er...

-->'''Dad:''' But I would like to ask... hm, how do I put this? I would like to speak from the heart, but hearts don't have mouths. Well, that was a little weird to say.

-->'''Dad:''' Hum. Wow, is it hot in here? It's a little hot in here to me. I'm getting a little bit sweaty--

* The point Dad was trying to get at was to not talk about yourself so much and make the other person feel heard and special. [[ItsAllAboutMe Princey is confused by this concept]].

-->'''Dad:''' ''That'' wasn't a grand gesture?

** This prompts Anxiety to declare weddings outdated, expensive pageantry, and to also comment on the lack of ethics in the diamond industry. Logan starts to explain blood diamonds, but Thomas asks him to stop because he's upsetting Dad.

-->'''Dad:''' (pops up) I'll be Watson!

-->'''Dad:''' (now in a similar Sherlock outfit) Look, I've got a scarf too!

-->'''Dad:'''...I've been waiting for this day to wear it.

-->'''Dad:''' (clapping) Yay!
* When Logan asks, Thomas says that what usually feels before starting a video is nervousness. Logan and Dad both go "AHA"! Logan because he's got an idea, Dad because he found a dollar in the pocket of his cardigan.
* Logan summons Anxiety. When he asks if he can help them, Dad asks if he has any quarters.

-->'''Dad:''' Logic and I are playing dress-up, Anxiety's making us question our existence, and I found a dollar.

-->'''Dad:''' Oh yeah. (hands over the dollar)

-->'''Dad:''' What?

-->'''Dad:''' Way?

** While Dad is trying to figure out why he's as unmotivated as Thomas:

-->'''Dad:''' (back in his regular clothes) Who?

-->'''Dad:''' Alright, [[TheReveal Logan]]. That's funny, I could've sworn I had a [[BrickJoke dollar]] on me...

-->'''Dad:''' (also pops up) AND WATSOOOOOOOON!

* Dad's excited because he's never been asked questions by Thomas's followers before. All of the other Sides say "Don't screw it up" at the same time.

-->'''Dad:''' Father! (to Logan) Now you!

* Logan's ever increasing aggravation with Dad's favorite Dad jokes.

-->'''Dad:''' [[Music/TheBeatles I am the Walrus!]]

-->'''Dad:''' I am the walrus.

-->'''Dad:''' My channel would have videos of me playing with goo and mixing paint!

-->'''Dad:''' Eh, I'm pretty sure it's just me playing with goo and paint.

-->'''Dad:''' Because of your fiery passion.

-->'''Dad:''' Because you're so grounded.

-->'''Dad:''' Because you're so deep and mysterious!

-->'''Dad:''' And I would bend [[BlowYouAway air!]]

-->'''Dad:''' Now I know you intended to hurt my feelings... but I am just [[SoProudOfYou so darn proud of you]] that you made a DAD JOKE!!

-->'''Dad:''' Adulthood.

-->'''Dad:''' A. Dult. Hood.

-->'''Dad:''' Adultery.

-->'''Dad:''' That stings a little bit, but you're on ''fire'' today!!

-->'''Dad:''' Eat a cookie, and if I'm feeling dangerous... (whispers) [[MundaneMadeAwesome eat a second cookie]].

* Three of the Sides refuse to reveal Thomas's most embarrassing moment... only for Dad to blurt it out.
* The boys are asked to name their favorite bands. Dad says he just listens to the Campfire Song Song from [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Spongebob]] on repeat.
* Anxiety is asked to name one nice thing about Princey, Logan, Dad and Thomas. It goes about as well as you'd expect:

-->'''Dad:''' Aw, okay.

-->'''Dad:''' Aw, well shucks! you could've asked me sooner! My real name [[TheUnreveal is--]][truck sound]

-->'''Dad:''' But everyone just calls me [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep Dad]]!

-->'''Dad:''' [[Music/SmashMouth -body once told me]]

* The last question for Dad:

-->'''Dad:''' (sinking out) [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Don't patronize me.]]
-->'''Dad:''' (pops back up) Just kidding! AHHHH! That's so sweet!

* Princey summons Logan and Dad to help with Daydream Mode. Dad could've used a little more warning.
-->'''Dad:''' Well, I'm just glad that when you called me I had my pants on. (looks down) Wait, no I don't.

-->'''Dad:''' I'll be right back. (sinks out)

-->'''Dad:''' (popping back up) Got my pants!!

* Princey asks what's hot with the kids these days. Dad's response? Knives! [[LiteralMinded They use glowing hot knives to cut things.]]

* Logan is asked if he's serious. He begins his own tradition of proclaiming that he is always serious because, clearly, [[RunningGag he wears a necktie.]] And as Dad reminds us, serious people wear neckties.

-->'''Dad:''' Oh, I didn't know that. ([[BrickJoke starts to take his pants off again]])

-->'''Dad:''' (enthusiastically as he sinks out) Yeah!

-->'''Dad:''' (as he's still sinking out) Yeah!

-->'''Thomas:''' Ooh you're using [[Creator/LinManuelMiranda Lin Manuel Miranda's]] words against me! Logic, say something!

** Dad is similarly unavailable because he's taking care of Thomas's creativity.
-->'''Dad:''' Alright, [[spoiler:Roman]]. Soup time!

-->'''Dad:''' (popping up) Logan! Now where did you learn such ''childish'' humor? (tuts)

It's Thomas's birthday! And... apparently every side except Dad is a little apprehensive about it.

-->'''Dad:''' Moo! (to Logan) Animal noises, go!

-->'''Dad:''' Aw, well, look who needs another lesson in [[RunningGag adultery]].

-->'''Dad:''' I'm sorry, look ''whom'' needs another lesson in adultery.

* Logan says Thomas can't keep living like this. When Dad asks why, Logic responds that he'll never get anything done.

* Logic tries to give an example of a reckless action that should be avoided via another [[ImagineSpot moment with Thomas and Joan]]:
-->'''Logic:''' While a decision can be fun, it can also be... stupid, and should thus be avoided.

-->'''Logic:''' [[spoiler:[[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's Roman.]]]]