History Funny / TheWolfOfWallStreet

* The scene with the [[spoiler:Lemmon qualudes. To explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. So after he and Donny do some old qualudes that are of a higher dosage than normal but think they expired, it isn't until over an hour later that the qualudes kick in causing Jordan to lose his motor skills, forcing him to crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Lamborghini and driving a mile an hour home. When he gets home he gets into a fight with Donny who tries to strangle him with a phone cord, before choking on some ham. Jordan then does a vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny. [[BrickJoke We]] [[RealityEnsues later]] see that in reality Jordan drove his Lamborghini as recklessly as someone high on drugs would.]]

* Nicholas, a gay butler Noami hired, [[spoiler:abusing his position by organizing a gay sex party at the couple's penthouse apartment while the couple is away. His immediate reaction after Noami catches him in the act, in stark contrast to his professionalism while on the job, tops this scene.]]

--> '''Donnie:''' I'll tell you what, [[spoiler:I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is.]]
* Jordan's stag do, which basically starts as an orgy on a flight to Vegas, turning into an even bigger orgy at the hotel. The final bill comes to ''$2 million'' including the remodelling required for ''the entire 28th floor of the hotel''.

--> '''Donnie:''' I'll tell you what, [[spoiler:I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is.]]

--> Nicholas: "I called the captain the n-word?"

* Jordon, sobering up from a drugged high of qualudes on a plane trip to Switzerland, finds himself restraint on the airline seat by the captain. Cue a flashback showing a drugged up, hypersexual Jordon attempting to hump and make out with the stewardesses while his friends and other passengers try to stop him.

* Jordan demoing his script to the staff in the early stages of Stratton Oakmont: he constantly pantomimes sex motions during the entire call, while everybody else watches and laughs.

* Nicholas, a gay butler Noami hired, [[spoiler:abusing his position by organizing a gay sex party at the couple's penthouse apartment while the couple is away. His immediate reaction after Noami catches him in the act, in stark contrast to his professionalism while on the job, is the icing on the cake.]]
--> Nicholas: [[spoiler:*Stops performing fellatio in surprise* Oh hey. Is it Wednesday already? Uuuh...*Looks at other guests* [[ImplausibleDeniability WHAT THE FUCK! THAT IS FUCKED UP!]]]]

* The scene with the [[spoiler:"Lemmon" qualudes. To explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. So after he and Donny do some old qualudes that are of a higher dosage than normal but think they expired, it isn't until an hour later that the qualudes kick in causing Jordan to lose his motor skills, forcing him to crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Lamborghini and driving a mile an hour home. When he gets home he gets into a fight with Donny who tries to strangle him with a phone cord, before choking on some ham. Jordan then does a vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny. [[BrickJoke We]] [[RealityEnsues later]] see that in reality Jordan drove his Lamborghini as recklessly as someone high on drugs would.]]

--> '''Donnie:''' I'll tell you what, [[spoiler:I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is.]]
* Agent Denham's line [[spoiler:after arresting Jordan.]]
-->'''Denham:''' Let me give you some legal advice: ''shut the fuck up!''
* Jordan and Naomi's fight after he mutter Venice in his sleep. She repeatedly throws water in Jordan's face which results in a MinorInjuryOverreaction from Jordan. The icing on the cake is when there's a jump cut to who Venice actually is, a dominatrix who puts Jordan though a brutal BDSM session.
* The scene in London between Aunt Emma and Jordan, where Jordan assumes that Aunt Emma is flirting with him in his thoughts. When he comes on to her, Aunt Emma thinks in panic ("Oh my god, he's flirting with me!") and then he kisses her full on the face, which she tells him to back off from, telling him it would be a [[NoYay really bad idea]].

* The scene with the [[spoiler: qualudes, to explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. So after he and Donny do some old qualudes that are of a higher dosage than normal but think they expired, it isn't until an hour later that the qualudes kick in causing Jordan to lose his motor skills, forcing him to crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Lamborghini and driving a mile an hour home. When he gets home he gets into a fight with Donny who tries to strangle him with a phone cord, before choking on some ham. Jordan then does a vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny. [[BrickJoke We]] [[RealityEnsues later]] see that in reality Jordan drove his Lamborghini as recklessly as someone high on drugs would.]]

* Jordan and Naomi's fight after he mutter Venice in his sleep. She repeatedly throws water in Jordan's face which results in a MinorInjuryOverreaction from Jordan. The icing on the cake is when there's a jump cut to who Venice actually is, a dominatrix who puts Jordan though a brutal BDSM session.

--> Jordan: [[spoiler: Yes, that Benihana's. Benihana's. Benihana's? Benihana's! Fuckin' Benihana's, are you fucking kidding me? Dear God, that's your instrument of my destruction, a fuckin' chain of hibatchi grills?]]

-->'''Denham:''' Let me give you some legal advice: ''shut the fuck up!''

--> Jordan: [[spoiler: Yes, that Benihana's. Benihana's. Benihana's? Benihana's! Fuckin' Benihana's, are you fucking kidding me? Dear God, that's your instrument of my destruction, a fuckin' chain of hibatchi grills?]]

* Nicholas, the gay butler Noami hired after marrying Jordan, [[spoiler:abusing his position by organizing a gay sex party at the couple's penthouse apartment while the couple is away. His immediate reaction after Noami catches him in the act, in stark contrast to his professionalism while on the job, is the icing on the cake.]]
--> Nicholas: [[spoiler:*Stops blowing another man's dick* Oh hey. Is it Wednesday already? Uuuh...[[ImplausibleDeniability WHAT THE FUCK! THAT IS FUCKED UP!]]]]

* Nicholas, the gay butler Noami hired after marrying Jordan, [[spoiler:abusing his position by organizing a gay sex party at the couple's apartment while the couple is away. His immediate reaction after Noami catches him in the act, in stark contrast to his professionalism while on the job, is the icing on the cake.]]

* The scene with the [[spoiler: qualudes, to explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. So after he and Donny do some old qualudes that are of a higher dosage than normal but think they expired, it isn't until an hour later that the qualudes kick in causing Jordan to lose his motor skills, forcing him to crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Lamborghini and driving a mile an hour home. When he gets home he gets into a fight with Donny who tries to strangle him with a phone cord, before choking on some ham. Jordan then does a vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny. [[BrickJoke We]] [[RealityEnsues later]] see that in reality Jordan drove his Lamborghini as recklessly as someone high on drugs would.]]
* Donnie's [[ADateWithRosiePalms reaction]] to seeing Naomi for the first time.

* Donnie and Jordan smoking crack and then running down the street high as kites.
* Jordan and Co. talking over just what they can get away with regarding throwing dwarves at targets.
* Jordan demoing his script to the staff in the early stages of Stratton Oakmont: he constantly pantomimes sex motions during the entire call, while everybody else watches and laughs.
* Jordan takes a job at a very small firm in the wake of his first firm's closing after Black Monday. His first conversation with his new boss has him saying that if Jordan sells 10,000 stocks, he'll suck his dick... and that he hopes that it happens. Very quickly, Jordan does his first cold call there: his tactics manage to sell 4,000 and get the entire rest of the building staring at him.

* For pure ComedicSociopathy, you can't top Donny eating that goldfish.

* The scene with the [[spoiler: qualudes, to explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. So after he and Donny do some old qualudes that are of a higher dosage than normal but think they expired, it isn't until an hour later that the qualudes kick in causing Jordan to lose his motor skills, forcing him to crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Ferrari and driving a mile an hour home. When he gets home he gets into a fight with Donny who tries to strangle him with a phone cord, before choking on some ham. Jordan then does a vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny. [[BrickJoke We]] [[RealityEnsues later]] see that in reality Jordan drove his Ferrari as recklessly as someone high on drugs would.]]

* Jordan takes a job at a very small firm in the wake of his first firm's closing after Black Monday. His first conversation with his new boss has him saying that if Jordan sells 10,000 stocks, he'll suck his dick... and that he hopes that it happens. Very quickly, Jordan does his first cold call there: his tactics manage to sell 4,000 and get the entire rest of the building staring at him.

* Jordan and Co talkinng over just what they can get away with regarding throwing dwarves at targets.

* The scene with the [[spoiler: qualudes, to explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. So after he and Donny do some old qualudes that are of a higher dosage than normal but think they expired, it isn't until an hour later that the qualudes kick in causing Jordan to lose his motor skills, forcing him to crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Ferrari an driving a mile an hour home. When he gets home he gets into a fight with Donny who tries to strangle him with a phone cord, before choking on some ham. Jordan then does a vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny. [[BrickJoke We]] [[RealityEnsues later]] see that in reality Jordan drove his Ferrari as recklessly as someone high on drugs would.]]

* Donnie's [[ADateWithRosiePalms reaction]] to seeing Naomi for the first time.

* The scene with the [[spoiler: qualudes, to explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. So after he and Donny do some old qualudes that are of a higher dosage than normal but think they expired, it isn't until an hour later that the qualudes kick in causing Jordan to lose his motor skills, forcing him too crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Ferrari an driving a mile an hour home. When he gets home he gets into a fight with Donny who tries to strangle him with a phone cord, before choking on some ham. Jordan then does a vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny. [[BrickJoke We]] [[RealityEnsues later]] see that in reality Jordan drove his Ferrari as recklessly as someone high on drugs would.]]

* The scene with the [[spoiler: qualudes, to explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. So after he and Donny do some old qualudes that are of a higher dosage than normal but think they expired, it isn't until an hour later that the qualudes kick in causing Jordan to lose his motor skills, forcing him too crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Ferrari an driving a mile an hour home. When he gets home he gets into a fight with Donny who tries to strangle him with a phone cord, before choking on some ham. Jordan then does a vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny.[[BrickJoke We]] [[RealityEnsues later]] see that in reality Jordan drove his Ferrari as recklessly as someone high on drugs would.]]

* The scene with the [[spoiler: qualudes, to explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. So after he and Donny do some old qualudes that are of a higher dosage than normal but think they expired, it isn't until an hour later that the qualudes kick in causing Jordan to lose his motor skills, forcing him too crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Ferrari an driving a mile an hour home. When he gets home he gets into a fight with Donny who tries to strangle him with a phone cord, before choking on some ham. Jordan then does a vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny.[[BrickJoke We]] [[RealityEnsues later]] see that in reality Jordan drove his Ferrari as recklessly as someone high on drugs would.]]

* The scene with the [[spoiler: qualudes, to explain, Jordan uses a cocktail of drugs for both recreational and performance enhancing purposes. So after he and Donny do some old qualudes that are of a higher dosage than normal but think they expired, it isn't until an hour later that the qualudes kick in causing Jordan to lose his motor skills, forcing him too crawl across the floor, roll painfully down a flight of stairs, before crawling into his Ferrari an driving a mile an hour home. When he gets home he gets into a fight with Donny who tries to strangle him with a phone cord, before choking on some ham. Jordan then does vial of coke while a Popeye cartoon plays in the background so that he can save Donny.[[BrickJoke We]] [[RealityEnsues later]] see that in reality Jordan drove his Ferrari as recklessly as someone high on drugs would.]]