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--->'''Jon:''' ''[[TranquilFury (calmly)]]'' Game, can you kindly? Can you kindly go to hell?

--->'''Jon:''' Can I just quit? Can I just quit now? The game is just like, "Alright, he's won most of these games. We're not letting him CLOSE. We are grinding him to DUST! This man will be nothing but MUSH! He will be part of this American soil! Right now! He will not feel anything but embarrassment and death and destruction by one of his own playable characters, his own stream fucking mascot! Wario will make sure he never ever wants to play one of these fucking games ever again!"
** After the episode was uploaded, Jon quote retweeted a post from Supper Mario Broth which explained the Mario Party DS Snag Bag AI. In short, the AI will always target the player who's listed last in the character select so long as they have items. Throughout most of TRG, Emile is pegged as Player 1, Tim as Player 2, and Jon as Player 3, so by default, the AI would always target Jon's items so long as he had any. [[https://twitter.com/ProtonJon/status/1606042917633662986 Jon's response?]]

** Even better, Emile caught onto this mistake almost immediately and [[{{Troll}} intentionally chose to be quiet until it was already too late for Jon to change his mind]].

* Later, Daisy uses a Grab Bag to steal from Jon... [[NiceJobFixingItVillain who only had three Halfway Dice Blocks from the Kamek Happening Space]].

'''Jon''': "BULL! BULL!"

'''Jon:''' ''(fifth time being warped) '''STOP WARPING ME!!!'''''

'''Jon:''' ''(second time being warped)'' You're up top now, by the say.\\

'''Jon:''' ''(second time being warped)'' Not ''[[OhNoNotAgain again]]''! I'm so sick of this space! Use a different spell, Kamek! For the love of god!\\
'''Jon:''' ''(third time being warped)'' Oh, who saw ''that'' coming? Wow! Wow! [[SarcasmMode What a shock and surprise!]] Jon's been warped ''again''!\\
'''Jon:''' ''(fourth time being warped) '''STOP WARPING ME!!!'''''

* To escalate Jon's rage even more, during the Final 5 Frenzy, Stars now cost 5 coins. Wario lands 3 Stars in a row first by using his Star Pipe and the game places the next Star two spaces from him, and then dueling Tim to get the third.

* To escalate Jon's rage even more, during the Final 5 Frenzy, Stars now cost 5 coins. Wario lands 3 Stars in a row first by using his Star Pipe and the game places the next star 2 spaces from him, and then dueling Tim to get the third.

** As Emile does this, Jon points out that his choice to decline a Star means he also skipped out on landing on a Star Block space, which Jon would be able to land on during his own turn and possibly give him a chance to catch up, which actually makes Emile nervous upon realizing. Jon doesn't get it, but Emile admits if he did, he would've absolutely deserved the karma.

* To escalate Jon's rage even more, during the Final 5 Frenzy, Stars now cost 5 coins. Wario lands 3 Stars in a row first by using his star pipe and the game places the next star 2 spaces from him, and then dueling Tim to get the third.

* To vent off some of his frustation, Jon decides to have a bit of fun when he gets lands on the Happening spaces by writing "Hi" and "Jon was here". On the final turn, he just scribbles all over the screen.

** Afterwards, Emile mentions how when he researched DK's Stone Statue on the wiki, it mentioned that you can purchase multiple Stars on the board "[[ExactWords similar to Faire Square]]", without any mention of a cap.[[note]]The Mario Wiki page does mention a cap, but that part was only added ''after'' the TRG video went up. Technically, there ''is'' a cap... at ninety-nine Stars, the maximum number purchasable.[[/note]]

* When they play Toppling Terror, Emile is with the AI and [[NoIndoorVoice just yells into the mic.]] When the Whomp falls on him, everyone instantly agrees Mario was the weak link.

-->'''Emile:''' [[{{Catchphrase}} Hey everybody, it's Chuggaaconroy!]] Welcome back to more ''VideoGame/{{Paper Mario|64}}''! In the las--

** When the moment was replayed, it turns out that the game didn't pick up Jon's voice when he said, "How!?" The bomb eventually detonated on its own due to how the game works. ''Jon had nothing to do with it!''

* When the moment was replayed, it turns out that the game didn't pick up Jon's voice when he said "How!?". The bomb eventually detonated on its own due to how the game works. ''Jon had nothing to do with it!''

* Chugga needs a {{filler}} pick on Battle Cup, so he chooses...
-->'''Chugga:''' [[OverusedRunningGag Soap Surfers]], there it is.\\

** Even better, Emile caught onto this mistake almost immediately and [[{{Troll}} intentionally chose to be quiet until it was already too late for Jon to change his mind]].

* Emile snags ''every'' Bonus Star, giving him a 13-Star victory, with the results screen revealing that Emile would've gotten all the Bonus Stars except for the Happening Star (which would’ve gone to everyone ''but'' him).

* Emile snags ''every'' Bonus Star, giving him a 13-Star victory, with the results screen revealing that Emile would've gotten all the Bonus Stars except for the Happening Star.