History Funny / TheRockyHorrorPictureShow

* A scene similar to the RockyRollCall, except instead of saying the names of everyone who is in the Role Call, the characters scream as each of them gets the bag with [[spoiler: Eddie's remains in it]].

-->''*After a few loops of the RockyRollCall'''...*\\

--> '''Riffraff:''' You're wet.[[note]] She's always wet![[/note]]
--> '''Janet:''' ...Yes.... It's raining.

-->'''Audience:''' HEY, FRANK, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
-->'''Frank:''' Magenta!
-->'''Audience:''' HEY, FRANK, WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR WEED?
-->'''Frank:''' Columbia!
-->'''Audience:''' BAD CHOICE!

-->'''Brad:''' ''(to Riff Raff)'' Hi! I'm Brad Majors--
-->'''Audience:''' ASSHOLE![[note]]"I know that! What's his name?" "That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole." "Any cousins?" "His cousin's an Asshole too, Sir. Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole." "How many Assholes we got in this movie anyhow?!?!" "Yo! (Show of Hands)" "I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes! ... Keep firing, Assholes!"[[/note]]
-->'''Brad:''' --and this is my fiancee, Janet [[FreudianSlip Vice]].
-->'''Audience:''' SLUT!
-->'''Brad:''' Sorry, Janet ''Weiss''. [[note]][[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Schnee?]][[/note]]
-->'''Audience''': STILL A SLUT! [[note]]"Be careful of who you call ''slut'' in high school, or she might just pick up a sword and try to decapitate your crotch or at least disembowel you..." "In that case... Hello. MyNameIsInigoMontoya. YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie..."[[/note]]
-->'''Audience Member #1:''' NOT YET, GIVE HER TIME!
-->'''Audience Member #2:''' OR MONEY!

--> "From the day he was born..." ("NOT THE NIGHT, BUT THE DAY!")\\

--> ''*After a few loops of the RockyRollCall'''...*
--> '''Brad''': Janet!
--> '''Janet''': Brad!
--> '''Scott''': Janet!
--> '''Frank''': Rocky!
--> '''Rocky''': PISS OFF!

-->'''Brad''': "Why you, what have you done with Janet?!"
-->'''Audience Member''': "FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF HER!"

-->'''Fry''': "The spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air."
-->'''Audience''': "A BLOWJOB!"
-->'''Fry''': "Yes, please!"

-->'''Fry''': "It was as if she were riding a giant-"
-->'''Audience''': "COCK!"
-->'''Fry''': "I have 'tidal wave,' but 'cock' ''is'' better."

-->''Frank'': I think I'm going to-- [he faints]
-->''Riff Raff'': ([[DeadpanSnarker very snarkily]]) Faint?

** "Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "[[AudienceParticipation PISS]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers OFF!]]"

* The RockyRollCall: "Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "....." Then apply RuleOfThree. Like so:
** "Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "[[WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle HOKEY SMOKE]], [[AudienceParticipation BULLWINKLE!]]"
** "Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "[[AudienceParticipation I DID IT,]] [[Franchise/{{Rocky}} ADRIAN!]]"
** "Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "[[AudienceParticipation PISS]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers OFF!]]"
** "Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "[[AudienceParticipation (Caveman sound)]]"
*** One Shadowcast performance takes the roll call [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd-CSsRDbU8 to the next level]].
* "MASTAH!!! DINNAH IS PAPAYA'D!!!"
** [[AudienceParticipation "DAMMIT, I HATE PAPAYAS!"]]
* Ever since AudienceParticipation became an integral part of showings of ''The Rocky Horror Picture Show'', the funniest parts of a performance are usually audience members shouting out something that changes the meaning of the subsequent line in the movie. Perhaps the best example is where Frank says the word "spark" in an especially dramatic way, in a British accent with the "r" dropped. Result: this line is almost always preempted with "Who gives the best blowjobs on the Enterprise?" or something similar.
* [[note]]What's white, sells burgers, and rhymes with asshole?[[/note]]Didn't we see a castle a few miles back?
** Castles don't have phones, asshole!
*** Assholes don't have phones, Castle!
*** Assholes don't have castles, Telephone!
* [[note]]SAY SOMETHING STUPID, BRAD![[/note]]"Say![[note]]THAT'S NOT STUPID![[/note]] Any of you guys know how to Madison?[[note]][[Creator/TimCurry I DO THE ROCK, MYSELF! I FIND IT STIMULATING AND SHIT!]][[/note]]"
** The funniest part is that even Janet is embarrassed by Brad.

* *CRASH!* ''[[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Great Scott!]]''
** "Hey Kool-Aid!"
** SUCK MY COCK!
** OH YEAH!!
* I didn't make him... FOR YOU!
** [[AudienceParticipation SHE GETS HIM IN THE END!]]
*** OH, SHUT UP!
*** YOU JUST RUINED IT FOR THE VIRGINS!
* You are a complete freak if you don't either bust up laughing or sit in shocked awe during "Sweet Transvestite". A freak, I say!
** "Don't get strung out ([[AudienceParticipation ON DRUGS!]])/By the way I look ([[AudienceParticipation SAME THING!]])"
* ROHOHOHOHOCKY!!! *falls over*
* "WHAT THE FUCK'S A [[Film/TheDayOfTheTriffids TRIFFID]]?!"
** "Michael Rennie was ill ''Film/{{The Day the Earth Stood Still|1951}}'', but he told us...[[note]]TO FUCK OFF![[/note]] where we stand... [[note]]ON OUR FEET! (ON YOUR KNEES!)[[/note]]
** "See androids fighting[[note]]AND FUCKING, AND SUCKING ON[[/note]] Brad and Janet[[note]]'S TWAT![[/note]]\\
Anne Francis stars in[[note]]DEEP THROAT, THE SEQUEL TO[[/note]] ''Film/ForbiddenPlanet''"
* [[note]]DESCRIBE THE WHITE HOUSE![[/note]]"Must be some sort of hunting lodge for rich weirdos."[[note]]RICH WEIRDOS AREN'T IN SEASON, ASSHOLE! (TELL THAT TO [[UsefulNotes/SarahPalin SARAH PALIN!]])[[/note]]
* "And crawling [[note]]WHERE?[[/note]] on the planet's face [[note]]WHAT ARE DISCO PEOPLE?[[/note]] some insects [[note]]WHY IS YOUR PHONE BILL SO HIGH?[[/note]] called the human race [[note]]OH SHIT, THAT'S US![[/note]][[note]]WHERE'S YOUR NECK?[[/note]] Lost in time [[note]]NAME AN OLD TV SHOW![[/note]] and lost in space [[note]]WHAT DOES THIS FILM LACK?[[/note]] and meaning."[[note]]DON'T FORGET TO TURN OFF THE GLOBE![[/note]]
** The criminologist stops the spinning globe with his hand. [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark "OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED KENYA! YOU BASTARD!"]]
* Riff's constantly stoned demeanor provides a number of moments.
--> '''Riffraff:''' You're wet.[[note]] She's always wet![[/note]]
--> '''Janet:''' ...Yes.... It's raining.
** Later, we see him by the elevator pouring a glass of champagne before taking a swig right from the bottle...[[note]]Riff can't hold his liquor! Riff can't hold his liquor![[/note]] then aimlessly dropping it [[note]]That's alcohol abuse![[/note]] before they go up.

** [[note]] Nah, that's just Mediocre Scott. Great Scott can walk. [[/note]]
** The Incredibly Lame Pun is further compounded by the AudienceParticipation for this line[[note]]they throw toilet paper at the screen -- as in Scott Tissue[[/note]], making it a three-way pun.
* "On a night out." "IT WAS A DAY'S INN!" "It was a night ''out''..."
* "I think perhaps you better both[[note]]FUCK OFF![[/note]] ...come inside.[[note]]I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU COME, AS LONG AS YOU CLEAN IT UP! (I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU CLEAN IT UP, AS LONG AS YOU COME![[/note]]
*
-->'''Brad:''' You're a hotdog,[[note]]UP MY[[/note]] but you better not try to hurt her,[[note]]WITH YOUR TWO-INCH[[/note]] Frank Furter. (''gets Medusaed'')\\
'''Dr. Scott:''' You're a hotdog,[[note]]UP MY[[/note]] but you better not try to hurt her,[[note]]WITH YOUR TWO-INCH[[/note]] Frank Furter. (''gets Medusaed'')\\
'''Janet:''' You're a hotdog-- (''gets Medusaed'')\\
'''Audience:''' Don't worry, it wouldn't have rhymed anyway!

-->'''Audience:''' Fuckin' tourists! Always in and out and [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre never stop to eat anything]]!

* In the stage version, Rocky speaks, and for the RockyRollCall, he gets the final line...
--> ''*After a few loops of the RockyRollCall'''...*
--> '''Brad''': Janet!
--> '''Janet''': Brad!
--> '''Scott''': Janet!
--> '''Frank''': Rocky!
--> '''Rocky''': PISS OFF!
* This lovely bit of audience participation:
-->'''Audience:''' HEY, FRANK, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
-->'''Frank:''' Magenta!
-->'''Audience:''' HEY, FRANK, WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR WEED?
-->'''Frank:''' Columbia!
-->'''Audience:''' BAD CHOICE!
* More from the audience:
-->'''Brad:''' ''(to Riff Raff)'' Hi! I'm Brad Majors--
-->'''Audience:''' ASSHOLE![[note]]"I know that! What's his name?" "That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole." "Any cousins?" "His cousin's an Asshole too, Sir. Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole." "How many Assholes we got in this movie anyhow?!?!" "Yo! (Show of Hands)" "I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes! ... Keep firing, Assholes!"[[/note]]
-->'''Brad:''' --and this is my fiancee, Janet [[FreudianSlip Vice]].
-->'''Audience:''' SLUT!
-->'''Brad:''' Sorry, Janet ''Weiss''. [[note]][[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Schnee?]][[/note]]
-->'''Audience''': STILL A SLUT! [[note]]"Be careful of who you call ''slut'' in high school, or she might just pick up a sword and try to decapitate your crotch or at least disembowel you..." "In that case... Hello. MyNameIsInigoMontoya. YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie..."[[/note]]
-->'''Audience Member #1:''' NOT YET, GIVE HER TIME!
-->'''Audience Member #2:''' OR MONEY!
* "Besides, darling, the owner of that phone may be a beautiful woman [[note]] [[AudienceParticipation CLOSE ENOUGH!]] [[/note]] and you may not come back." [[note]] [[AudienceParticipation YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY!]] [[/note]]
*
-->'''Scott:''' I'm here looking for my--
-->'''Audience:''' SEX LIFE!
-->'''Scott:''' --nephew.
-->'''Audience:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice SAME THING!]]

** [[AudienceParticipation Meat Loaf for dinner AGAIN?!]]

* "...And that's just one small fraction [[note]] [[AudienceParticipation TWO INCHES!]] [[/note]] of the main attraction[[note]] THREE INCHES [[/note]]."
** "[[AudienceParticipation AND THAT'S JUST ONE SMALL SECTION, OF THE MAIN ERECTION!]]"

* Conversely, Frank going completely off the rails chasing Rocky during "Sword of Damocles".
* In some performances, the rubber gloves that the audience snaps along with Frank during his speech are rubbed to make an obnoxious squeaking sound as Rocky fondles Janet's breasts.[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke If you couldn't figure it out, it's implying that Janet has fake boobs]].[[/note]]
* In the 2015 broadcast of the stage play, there are a few funny moments:
** Frank choking on a pubic hair while trying to say one of his lines during Brad's bedroom scene.
** Frank accusing Brad of sleeping with Rocky.
** Columbia reaching a high note during Eddie's Teddy, which causes her to break glass, causing the rest of the characters to stare at her.
** Mel, one of the narrators, eating a red velvet cupcake.
** A scene similar to the RockyRollCall, except instead of saying the names of everyone who is in the Role Call, the characters scream as each of them gets the bag with [[spoiler: Eddie's remains in it]].
** Columbia's silly dance routine she does when being sprayed.
** In this version, the cast plays off the AudienceParticipation frequently.
*** During the scene in which Frank tricks Brad into sleeping with him by disguising himself as Janet, their exchange is interrupted by an audience member, [[https://youtu.be/VIPckPtYmXk?t=1h12m3 and Frank smirks as the audience roars with laughter]].
-->'''Brad''': "Why you, what have you done with Janet?!"
-->'''Audience Member''': "FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF HER!"
** Creator/AnthonyHead shows up as a narrator at one point and delightfully plays off the audience participation, seemingly unfazed. That is, until he delivers the line "what further indignities were they to be subjected to?" and an audience member calls out "Gold Blend ads!" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcB4rBc4rH0 Head's reaction has to be seen to be believed.]]
** In a similar vein, Creator/StephenFry also appears as a narrator, resulting in interactions such as:
-->'''Fry''': "The spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air."
-->'''Audience''': "A BLOWJOB!"
-->'''Fry''': "Yes, please!"
*** And also:
-->'''Fry''': "It was as if she were riding a giant-"
-->'''Audience''': "COCK!"
-->'''Fry''': "I have 'tidal wave,' but 'cock' ''is'' better."

* The electric knife. Frank N. Furter cuts no less than THREE SLICES of [[IAteWhat Meatloaf]] with it [[UncomfortableElevatorMoment in absolute SILENCE. For a good FIFTEEN SECONDS]].

* The introduction of Riff Riff's verse on "Over at the Frankenstein Place" has the audience request "SING TO US, O HAIRLESS ONE!"

* Throughout most of the song "Eddie's Teddy", Frank has this very [[DullSurprise bored expression]] on his face, which just seems so wrong and hilarious at the same time. Everyone's singing about a character that he [[spoiler: just killed a few scenes earlier]], and Frank looks like he could not care less.

*** During the scene in which [[spoiler: Frank tricks Brad into sleeping with him by disquising himself as Janet]], their exchange is interrupted by an audience member, [[https://youtu.be/VIPckPtYmXk?t=1h12m3 and Frank smirks as the audience roars with laughter]].

-->'''Audience Member''': [[spoiler: "FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF HER!"]]

-->'''Fry''': "I have 'tidal wave,' but cock ''is'' better."

-->'''Fry''': : "Yes, please!"

-->'''Fry''': : "I have 'tidal wave,' but cock ''is'' better."

*** In a similar vein, Creator/StephenFry also appears as a narrator, resulting in interactions such as:

--->'''Fry''': "It was as if she were riding a giant-"
--->'''Audience''': "COCK!"
--->'''Fry''': : "I have 'tidal wave,' but cock ''is'' better."

* The Criminologist doing the pelvic thrust during "Time Warp".

** "Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "[[AudienceParticipation I DID IT,]] [[Franchise/Rocky ADRIAN!]]"

** "Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "[[AudienceParticipation I DID IT, ADRIAN!]]"

-->'''Brad:''' Sorry, Janet ''Weiss''. [[note]]Schnee?[[/note]]

* At one point, when Dr. Scott is being magnetically dragged up to the lab, he winds up in Columbia's room, and circles around her and Magenta[[note]]RING AROUND THE LESBIANS![[/note]], who barely even give him a glance when he's gone.

-->'''Brad:''' Sorry, Janet ''Weiss''.
-->'''Audience''': STILL A SLUT!

-->'''Audience:''' ASSHOLE![[note]][[Film/Spaceballs "I know that! What's his name?" "That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole." "Any cousins?" "His cousin's an Asshole too, Sir. Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole." "How many Assholes we got in this movie anyhow?!?!" "Yo! (Show of Hands)" "I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes! ... Keep firing, Assholes!"]][[/note]]

-->'''Audience:''' ASSHOLE!

** "Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "[[AudienceParticipation BULLWINKLE!]]"
** "Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "[[AudienceParticipation ADRIAN!]]"
** "Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "[[AudienceParticipation PISS OFF!]]"

"He was trouble..." ("WITH A CAPITAL T!" / "NOT MONOPOLY, BUT TROUBLE!")\\