History Funny / TheLionKingOneAndAHalf

** This scene could also be an ActorAllusion and FridgeBrilliance. Due to the [[ANaziByAnyOtherName obvious allegories]], of course Timon and Pumbaa would leave.

* Simba continuously waking up Timon in the middle in the night and them walking across the log with Timon growing more weary and exhausted til he finally becomes frustrated and snaps at Simba.
** Even funnier is that "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" keeps playing until Timon snaps at Simba.

'''Shenzi''': ''(appalled)'' [[NoJustNo It don't think so!]]\\

-->'''Pumbaa:''' Well, you know what they say: "When the student is ready, the teacher appears."
-->'''Timon:''' That's it, no more fortune cookies for you.

-->'''Ma:''' Uncle Max, Timon's out there chasing metaphors. We gotta go find him.
-->'''Uncle Max:''' ''(from in a hole)'' ARE YOU NUTS?!?!?
-->'''Ma:''' [[SarcasmMode Nice to have a supportive family, isn't it?]]

-->'''Rafiki:''' Remember, the journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
-->'''Ma:''' Thanks, here's my first step. *Jumps on his foot*
-->''(JumpCut)''
-->'''Timon:''' OWW!

-->'''Pumbaa:''' You know, first impressions are very important.
-->'''Timon:''' Oh, I thought you were a [[{{Pun}} scream]].

-->'''Timon:''' WHAT?!
-->'''Ma:''' ''(yells indecipherably)'' [[spoiler:Send us a message sometime!]]
--> '''Timon:''' ''(hand to his ear)'' WHAT?!
--> '''Ma:''' ''(yells again)'' [[spoiler:I said, send us a message sometime!]]
--> '''Timon:''' ''(giving up)'' GOODBYE, MA!

-->'''Rafiki:''' Life without worry. You seek Hakuna Matata!
-->'''Timon:''' Harpoon a tomata?

-->'''Rafiki:''' ''([[BreakingTheFourthWall looks at the screen]])'' My work here is done.

-->'''Pumbaa''': OK, I got the Jumbo, so we could share! ''(after a beat, flatly)'' ...Were you just picking your nose?
-->'''Timon:''' ''(indignantly)'' NO! [[BlatantLies I had an itch on the inside!]]

--> '''Timon:''' ''(completely deadpan)'' Let's [[{{Pun}} cut to the chase]], shall we?
--> '''Pumbaa:''' ''(completely deadpan)'' Oh, sure.

-->''(Pumbaa's [[JawDrop jaw has dropped like a cash register]])''
-->'''Timon:''' Shenzi Marie, ''please''. I know what you're thinking: "We're too different. It'll never work. [[MixAndMatchCritters What will the children look like?]]"
-->''(ReactionShot back to Pumbaa, who is still frozen in the JawDrop.)''
-->'''Shenzi:''' Oh, [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels that violates]] ''[[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels so]]'' [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels many laws of nature]]!

-->'''Timon:''' Well, that's it! The big wrap-up, the happy ending! The ''grand finale!''
-->'''Pumbaa:''' I-it's over ''already?''
-->'''Timon:''' Well, Pumbaa, that's the ''thing'' about endings; they come...at the ''end''.

* The hyenas gradually grow less and less impressed with the stalling. They get bored during the plate spinning, and their expressions during the can-can are just disapproving "You can do better, come ''on''" faces. Even '''Ed''' finds nothing funny about it.
** When the trap fails, Max exclaims "it didn't work!" Banzai snarks in the background, "Hey, works for me!"

* Literally the entire scene where Timon and Pumbaa stall the hyenas during Simba's battle with Scar. First Timon juggles plates and sticks with the Sabre Dance playing, then they do the can-can (which even Ed finds unamusing), and finally freestyle breakdance.

*** And Banzai's reply:
-->'''Banzai:''' I say we skip the wedding, and go straight to the buffet!

* Literally the entire scene where Timon and Pumbaa stall the hyenas during Simba's battle with Scar. First Timon juggles plates and sticks with the Sabre Dance playing, then they do the can-can, and finally freestyle breakdance.

** The movie was paused to begin with so Pumbaa could get some more snacks. Timon passes the time singing "Ride/ItsASmallWorld" and picking his nose. Then when Pumbaa returns:

-->'''Timon:''' ''(indignantly)'' NO! I had an itch on the inside!

** Timon swims after Simba who's about to [[InevitableWaterfall go over a waterfall]]. Pumba rescues Simba by hanging from a tree branch. Timon isn't so lucky.

** Simba jumps across some very high tree branches until one breaks from his weight. Timon [[CountingToThree counts to three]] as Simba falls. Pumbaa rushes to cushion his landing but in doing so tackles Timon.

* Timon and Pumbaa looking after young Simba in the daytime, each accompanied by "[[Music/KoolAndTheGang Jungle Boogie]]"

-->'''Timon:''' Three.

** The second one has Timon and Pumbaa drop a spider down to Simba and Nala... only for the spider that they used to catch sight of a female spider and fall in love with her. Guess that plan was [[IncrediblyLamePun wrapped up]].

-->'''[[UnreliableNarrator Narrator Timon]]:''' And so with high spirits I boldly ventured off where no meerkat had dared to go before! I put my past behind me, ha! And never looked back!