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** They both look at him with big, encouraging grins, because they really expect it to work.
-->'''Judson:''' Flynn, you're scaring the relics.
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* While their boat is being assaulting by hippos, the oarsman tosses out a few chocolate bars into the water very solemnly. The assault rapidly stops. Everyone stares at him.

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* While their boat is being assaulting assaulted by hippos, [[AngryAngryHippos hippos]], the oarsman tosses out a few chocolate bars into the water very solemnly. The assault rapidly stops. Everyone stares at him.
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* DarkActionGirl Lana [[FanGirl fangirling]] over Flynn, misinterpreting his AccidentalHero antics as genuine badassery. The awkward smiles she gives him cause him no end of bewilderment.

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-->'''Flynn''': No offense, Judson, but you're... ''[Judson knocks out two Mooks]'' One bad mother.



* Flynn complains that his latest relationship [[TheMasqueradeWillKillYourDatingLife has imploded as a result of his work.]] Judson and Charlene point out that being the Librarian is a calling, and that he should think of himself as a "celibate monk."
-->'''Flynn''': Sounds good. Good pep talk. [[SuddenlyShouting ARE YOU INSANE? I AM THIRTY-THREE YEARS OLD!]] Celibate monk. ''Celibate monk?'' Excalibur! ''[Excalibur flies up and Flynn drags its blade to his throat as it is clearly trying to get free of his grip]'' Do it, do it now, just get it over with!



* Simone surprises Flynn while he's infiltrating the bad guys' hideout. Not trusting her after the reveal of her vampirism, he grabs a pair of silver butterknives and makes a cross. She gives him an irritated look and then slaps it out of his hands. Followed up with ''another'' funny momeny almost immediately when the bad guys catch them (presumably, because they heard all the noise).

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* Simone surprises Flynn while he's infiltrating the bad guys' hideout. Not trusting her after the reveal of her vampirism, he grabs a pair of silver butterknives and makes a cross. She gives him an irritated look and then slaps it out of his hands. Followed up with ''another'' funny momeny moment almost immediately after when the bad guys catch them (presumably, because they heard all the noise).
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* Flynn makes it back and finds that TheCavalry consists entirely of Judson. Who proceeds to reveal his [[SemperFi Marine Corps tattoo]] and start wiping the floor with the bad guy's mooks. To fully appreciate this, remember that Judson is played by Creator/BobNewhart.



-->'''Mook''': You guys really suck at this, we're not that good.

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-->'''Mook''': You guys really suck at this, we're not that good.
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* Flynn works out the final stage of the BigBad's plan and realizes he has to get back to New York. Keep in mind he's standing in a hotel lobby in Nepal and only has on a ModestyBedsheet.
-->'''Flynn''': Call in the Marines, Judson. I'm coming home. ''[walks out the door]'' ''[{{beat}}]'' ''[walks back the other way]'' Need clothes.
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* At the end of the movie, Nicole tells him that the "Scorpion Gang" has gotten their hands on HG Well's time machine.
-->'''Flynn''': What is with these evil organizations and their insect-themed names?


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** Then he gets into a swordfight with a guy, and the tux is damaged.
--->'''Flynn''': ''This is a rental!''
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* Simone surprises Flynn while he's infiltrating the bad guys' hideout. Not trusting her after the reveal of her vampirism, he grabs a pair of silver butterknives and makes a cross. She gives him an irritated look and then slaps it out of his hands. Followed up with ''another'' funny momeny almost immediately when the bad guys catch them (presumably, because they heard all the noise).
-->'''Mook''': You guys really suck at this, we're not that good.
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* Before Flynn sets out, Judson tells him "trust no-one". [[spoiler:The name of the bodyguard provided for him turns out to be Nicole ''Noone''.]]

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* In the second film: "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Hippos like chocolate.]]"

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* In While their boat is being assaulting by hippos, the second film: "[[ItMakesSenseInContext oarsman tosses out a few chocolate bars into the water very solemnly. The assault rapidly stops. Everyone stares at him.
-->Grinning:
Hippos like chocolate.]]"
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* After Flynn, genuinely curious about the true nature of vampires, asks whether a beheading trap he just disabled would have killed Simone. The response, in her sexy french accent, is almost as funny as the look on her face when she suddenly remembers what they're talking about (how to kill someone like her).

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* After Flynn, genuinely curious about the true nature of vampires, asks whether a beheading trap he just disabled would have killed Simone. The response, in her sexy french accent, is almost as funny as the look on her face when she suddenly remembers what they're talking about (how to kill someone like her).her kind).
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* After Flynn, genuinely curious about the true nature of vampires, asks whether a beheading trap he just disabled would have killed Simone. Try to read this in her sexy french accent for the full effect.

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* After Flynn, genuinely curious about the true nature of vampires, asks whether a beheading trap he just disabled would have killed Simone. Try to read this The response, in her sexy french accent for accent, is almost as funny as the full effect.look on her face when she suddenly remembers what they're talking about (how to kill someone like her).
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--> Simone: 'Ead cut off, I go 'poof'! *beat* ''Hey!''

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--> Simone: 'Ead cut off, I go 'poof'! "poof"! *beat* ''Hey!''

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* After Flynn, genuinely curious about the true nature of vampires, asks whether a beheading trap he just disabled would have killed Simone.
--> Simone, in her french accent: 'Ead cut off, I go 'poof'!
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--> Simone, petulantly realising: ''Hey!''

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* After Flynn, genuinely curious about the true nature of vampires, asks whether a beheading trap he just disabled would have killed Simone. \n Try to read this in her sexy french accent for the full effect.
--> Simone, in her french accent: Simone: 'Ead cut off, I go 'poof'!
--> beat
--> Simone, petulantly realising:
'poof'! *beat* ''Hey!''

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[[WMG: The Librarian 1 - Quest for the Spear]]



[[WMG: The Librarian 2 - Return to King Solomon's Mines]]



* The third film: Flynn, dressed in a tux, taking a swig of champagne... and spitting it out. Then pointing out it's actually cava.
** "'Ead cut off, I go 'poof'!" delivered in a French accent.

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* [[WMG: The third film: Librarian 3 - Curse of the Judas Chalice]]
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Flynn, dressed in a tux, taking a swig of champagne...Champagne... and spitting it out. Then pointing out trying to explain that the bubbles tickled his nose and that it's actually cava.
** "'Ead
Cava.
* After Flynn, genuinely curious about the true nature of vampires, asks whether a beheading trap he just disabled would have killed Simone.
--> Simone, in her french accent: 'Ead
cut off, I go 'poof'!" delivered in a French accent.
'poof'!
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--> Simone, petulantly realising: ''Hey!''
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** "'Ead cut off, I go 'poof'!" delivered in a French accent.
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* The third film: Flynn, dressed in a tux, taking a swig of champagne... and spitting it out. Then pointing out it's actually cava.
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--> '''Flynn''': (''speaks in the language of the birds'') That means "You are up the creek, and I have the only paddle."

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--> '''Flynn''': (''speaks in the language of the birds'') That means "You are up the creek, and I have the only paddle.""
* In the second film: "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Hippos like chocolate.]]"
** "In case of hippos."
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* Flynn revealing that he knows the language of the birds to the BigBad.
--> '''Flynn''': (''speaks in the language of the birds'') That means "You are up the creek, and I have the only paddle."

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